it's time you come back alex!!!!!

shit that happened at hamilton according to angie

act one

• dUN DA DA DA DUN DUN DUN EEEAAAUUUOUUU
• everyone clapped for SO LONG when anthony enters like damn
• brandon SLAYED as burr tonight
• anthony had SO MUCH ENERGY like SHIT SON this boy was TURNT
• i didn’t know just how uninterested burr is during my shot he liTERALLY READS A BOOK IN THE CORNER BAHAHAHAHAHAH
• brrRRRRAAHH brrRRRRAAHH
• thayne has a booty???
• my shot choreography is LIT AF
• there’s a cool transition between my shot and story of tonight and i really appreciate it
• oNE LAST ROUND GENTS
• okay WOW i understand why everyone ships lams so much now
• john and alex totally fucked that night and no one can convince me otherwise like even later during farmer refuted john be walkin funny boi got laaaaaaid
• wERK
• at first when peggy enters she looks excited then she realize where she is and imMEDIATELY LOOKS SO DONE BAHAHAHAHAHAH
• eliza is literally just dragging peggy behind her the whole time wtf
• eVeRyOnE??? is here during this song i did NOT expect that
• hEED NOT THE R-
• LITERALLY poor sam tho he came out to have a good time and got so attacked rn
• the rest of the hamilsquad has to distract burr so he can’t stop alex and i LOVE THAT DETAIL
• aMERICA, ITS NOT ME ITS YOU
• the choreography for you’ll be back is not what i expected AT ALL and it’s EVEN BETTER
• the liGHTING HERE DAMN
• rip ensemble member
• hErE cOmEs ThE gEnErAl
• the liGHTING HERE DAMN (reprise)
• no wonder washington is so petty BURR JUST SHOWED UP UNANNOUNCED IN HIS TENT AND ASKED FOR A JOB
• “close the door on ur way out” OHHHHHHHH
• alternatively: “close the door on ur way out” “we’re in a tent sir”
• that end choreography looks hard damn
• LADIEEEEEEEEEEES
• cARLEIGH HEY
• hEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
• the lanterns are cool
• ANTHONY DABBED DURING HELPLESS
• MY HEART
• flower girl hercules mulligan is my spirit animal
• what if #2830404827: what if hamilton was a harem anime
• hAH
• salty unrequited romance song (feat. sisterly bonds and shit)
• wOAH THE REWIND CHOREOGRAPHY IS JUST HOLY S H I T
• tHIS IS FUCKING AMAZING THO LIKE THE ANGELICA POV DAMN
• bUT NOW SHELL NEVER BE SATISFIED
• tHERES HOPE FOR OUR ASS AFTER ALL
• the “you are the worst burr” line is even funnier live bAHAHAHAHAHAH
• why do i feel like theodosia isn’t real like that story is pretty fishy to me i mean a pretty girl?? married to a British officer?? who we never see ever?? *puts on skepticals*
• wAIT FOR IT (that cheeseburger i ordered an hour ago, where the fuck is it??)
• wait for it is such a small number live AS IT SHOULD BE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
• PREACHA PREACHA PREACHA
• TEACH YA TEACH YA TEACH YA
• gENIUS
• rESPECT
• everyone hates that guy vol. 1
• cHICKAPLAO
• CHARLES LEE ™
• yES KICK HIS ASS JOHN
• counting to ten with increasing energy and homoeroticism ™
• the sexual tension between john and charles in this is fucking INSANE
• WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS
• THIS IS LIKE HAMILTON’S VERSION OF “I DONT DANCE” FROM FUCKING HSM2
• of course john shoots him he’s fucking amazing
• LEE FLAT OUT YELPS WHEN HE GETS SHOT AND JUST FLOPS ON THE FLOOR AHAHAHAHAH
• eVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
• daddy issues vol.1
• sOn
• dOnT cAlL mE sOn
• eliza sings about support and that’s about it
• bUNS and cHIPS and sEVERAL TYPES OF DIPS
• agsgdhshagsfadagshdgLAFAYETTE
• jk I can rap the whole thing
• bish u thot
• sICK JUMPS
• GET YER RIGHT HAND MAN BACK
• wait at least think about the letter you sending first tho
• i think you misspelled “right” dude
• daddy issues resolved song
• history has its eyeeeeeees ooooon-wait we have to fight a war fuck
• lets go win ourselves a war bitches
• monsieur hamilton MONSIEUR L A F A Y E T T E
• heh
• the CHOREOGRAPHY
• everyone claps at the end of the dance sequence AS THEY SHOULD
• that’s a big ass flag u sure that’s a handkerchief lafayette?
• dId YoU mIsS mE vol.1
• when he says “im so blue” he stamps his foot and the spotlight he’s in changes from red to blue bAHAHAHAHAH
• WELL GUESS WHAT?? YOU CANT GOVERN FOR SHIT AHAHAHAHHA
• “bye felicia” - king george III
• dear theodoge what 2 say 2 u
• the CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEM MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEYRE STANDING OVER CRIBS
• uH OH
• JOHN
• JOHN NO
• J O H N
• having to watch the rest of the hamilsquad reading the letter in the back does NOT MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER
• [through tears from last song] a-a…after the war i went back to n-new york
• NNNNNONSTOP
• this whole songs choreography is just WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWWOOW
• eVERYONE IS HERE WOAH


~intermission~

• rUN TO THE BATHROOMS
• pICK UP THE HAMILTINI
• bUY A TSHIRT
• rUN BACK


act two

• [JAZZ HANDS]
• oh damn the slaves are here
• S A L L Y H E M I N G S I S H E R E
• thomas we are engaged.

• what
• seth is having WAYYYYYYY too much fun
• gonna just prance around here
• ITS THE RAP BATTLE
• THEY HAVE MICROPHONES
• JEFF DROPS THE MIC AND MADISON CATCHES IT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
• cabinet audience is unamused
• [PRANCES WILDLY] WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU DO IN MONTICELLO
• i love that tjeffs is totally chill until alex insults mads and he immediately just is like NO ONE INSULTS MY BOYFRIEND
• exCUSE ME?!?????
• “that’s an order from your comman-i mean president”
• UN DEUX TROIS
• PHILIP MY BABY
• CAN YOU NOT DIE JUST THIS ONE SHOW
• PLS
• ANTHONY WENT BALLISTIC WHEN HE SAID CINQ LIKE HE SUDDENLY WAS LIKE “un deux trois catre CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINQ”
• oh please angelica your comma flirting is nothing compared to the shit alex and john exchanged
• my love interests are either upstate or dead therefore i shall have an affair and immediately regret it
• NOOOOOOO SIRRRR
• i like the lampposts they look nice
• I NEED TO BE AT THAT DINNER PARTY
• alex still looks shook from his affair at the beginning of room where it happens lmao
• PREVIOUSLY CLOSED, BROS
• OSHIT THAT TABLECLOTH JUST
• WOA
• burr does some shit vol.1
• “daddys gonna find out any minute” [velociraptor screeching in background] “…..im sure he already knows”
• BURR BYE 👋
• ….france
• DADDYS CALLING
• salt squad unite
• I LOVE THAT BURR JUST POPS UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND JEFF LOOKS SO SHOOK WHEN HE STARTS RANDOMLY SINGING
• wHICH I WROTE
• i dIDNT KNOW HE WASNT ONSTAGE UNTIL THAT LINE
• bAHAHAHAHHAHA
• daddy issues vol.2
• im sorry but fucking what
• shut up and have a drink
• ALEX TAKES MULTIPLE SHOTS BEFORE WRITING THE ADDRESS AAHAHHAHAAHHA SAMEEEEEEEEE
• THAYNE IS WEARING A FANCY HAT
• [WEEPS] GEORGE WASHINGTONS GOING HOME
• dId YoU mIsS mE vol.2
• JOHN ADAMS FFFFFFFFFFF
• GEORGE STAYS ON AND MIMICS BURR AHAHHAHAHAH
• SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• they all enter one by one and you can just see alex get more and more stressed out with each one that comes in
• IM GONNA JUST REVEAL MY AFFAIR FOR NO GOOD REASON TO MY ENEMIES WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
• OH NO THAT WASNT A GOOD IDEA I NEED TO TELL THE WORLD FIRST
• OH NO THAT WASNT A GOOD IDEA EITHER FUCK
• oF COURSE SHES NOT HERE FOR YOU NUMBNUTS
• [is lowkey salty about congratulations not existing]
• the song sounds so serious on the album but the choreography makes it SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAH
• GEORGE IS HERE
• HOLY SHIT THERES ACTUAL FIRE IN BURN
• SHIT SON
• oh no • OH NO • O H N O
• [CRIES FOREVER]
• [CRIES SOME MORE]
• [DIES]
wait there’s an election fuck
• vOTE BURR BITCHES
• hE DIDNT VOTE BURR BITCHES
• OH NO
• O H N O
• THIS IS WHY YOU DONT THROW AWAY YOUR SHOT

anonymous asked:

Alex and John's relationship according to Alex is Friends With Benefits, whereas according to John its, "Friends Where One Taunts The Other Without A Second Thought And Also Doesn't Give A Shit About The Other."

No John is like: “Hey bro it’s really shitty that you don’t like me back and I feel very bad but it’s okay because you’re my bro, bro. So hey you say you’re sexually attracted to me tho? And you have an open relationship with TomTom? Alright eeeeh I mean, I wouldn’t say no to sex with you bro”
The time will come, where John will stop this *wink wonk*

anonymous asked:

OH MAN I NEED SOME RYLEX LIKE ALEX FUCKING "ACCIDENTALLY" MAKING A SLY JOKE ABOUT WHAT RYLAND LIKES IN BED WHICH TOTALLY OUTS THEM TO THE GROUP

y’all aren’t even ready for this shit

i apologize for nothing

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Ryland rolled his eyes as Kamal grinned devilishly and crossed the finish line. “Dude, you were totally cheating!”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Kamal sang as he did a little dance in his seat. Ash laughed and Sam muttered something about kicking someone’s ass.

They were all hanging out, just lounging in Ryland’s (and Alex’s) living room playing Mario Kart. Kamal kept insisting he wasn’t cheating, but Alex had never seen someone actually beat Ryland at Mario Kart before, so he suspected something was up. To be honest, though, he didn’t really care.

Alex and Ash had preferred not to play, watching the others with amusement as anger, joy, and disbelief kept spiking on their faces. Alex found himself watching Ryland in particular, as he’d never get over how expressive Ryland was during games. It seemed like the only time everyone could see a wide range of emotions from him.

Ryland tossed the controller aside, huffing. Alex pulled a hand through Ryland’s hair, twirling the end of it around his finger. “C’mon, Ry. It’s just a game.”

Ryland caught his eye, giving him a look, but Alex was unaffected. Finally, Ryland admitted defeat, flopping back to press his full weight against Alex, groaning.

Alex squeaked, then giggled at the sudden mass of warmth draped across him. “Ry. You’re crushing me.”

“Good,” Ryland retorted, and Alex looked for help, but Kamal was on his phone, Sam was raiding the fridge, and Ash was just laughing at them.

So Alex took matters into his own hands.

Reaching up, he curled a hand around Ryland’s neck and squeezed slightly.

Letting out a louder squawk than Alex expected, Ryland nearly jumped away from Alex, his face a bright red. “Lex–Alex!”

Ash was laughing in earnest now. “How’d you get him off?”

“Easy. He likes being choked.” Alex laughed loudly, not fully realizing what that implied until he realized he was the only one laughing.

He stopped, remembered exactly what he’d said, then felt his entire face flush. Ryland was staring at him, looking somewhat like an owl.

Kamal turned slowly, a grin starting to stretch across his face. “Wait. You–”

“No way!” Sam burst in, her own giggles barely contained. “I knew it!” She turned to Ash, triumphant. “Pay up, sister.”

Ryland was still frozen, so Alex wheezed out: “…what?”

Ash shrugged. “We made bets on when you’d out yourself,” she explained as she dug around for a couple bills.

“Never mind that!” Kamal said gleefully, poking Ryland. “You like getting choked?”

Ryland slowly turned, staring down at Kamal with dead eyes. “I can choke you, Kamal. And not in the sexy way.”

Kamal’s cocky grin faltered, but then he noticed Alex’s flush. “You like it when Ryland acts scary!” he screeched, falling onto the floor with laughter.

Alex grabbed a pillow, covering his face. “N-No, you…”

Ryland collapsed next to Alex, covering his eyes with his hands. “You had to bring up the choking, didn’t you?”

“Sorry,” Alex mumbled, refusing to come out from his pillow protection.

“On the plus side, you guys can stop acting Straight every time we come over now,” Ash noted, picking up Ryland’s forgotten controller. “Now sit back and watch a real Mario Kart player!”

Attracted To The Enemy (Part 2)

[Gang AU] [ Warning: Violence + Language + Suggestive ] 

Jay’s face lit up with a smile when he saw how well you had shot. “Damn baby girl you are a natural at this.” He had just failed at getting you a giant stuffed animal but you were able to win it yourself. You had shot all the targets down in record time earning the applause of those around you. “Thank you” you smiled as you accepted your reward.

“We’ve never been normal so here.” Instead of the usual scenario where the boyfriend wins the girlfriend a prize you decided to switch it up. You handed it over to him. “Happy six month anniversary.” 

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Kurt Vonnegut died in 2007. And so it goes. But in his life, the book he’s perhaps most famous for writing was Slaughterhouse-Five. You may have read it in high school or come across the critically acclaimed 1972 film version, but either way, its consumption is a singular experience. Narrated out-of-order, Slaughterhouse-Five retells the life story of Billy Pilgrim, a WWII soldier who survives the fire-bombing of Dresden.

Part satire, part sci-fi, part post-war meditation on peace, conflict, life and death (and so it goes), Slaughterhouse-Five naturally blurs the lines between genre just as its protagonist jumps back and forth through time. So join Alex Schmidt and Michael Swaim as they analyze Vonnegut’s most widely-regarded work- a novel that paved the way for generations of books, graphic novels and movies to consider the horrors of war wracked on the mind, the place of human life in the universe, and the arbitrary nature of death. And so it goes.

Gettin’ Unstuck In Time With Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse-Five

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Meeting Maggie's Parents.

Sorry this is so long. Hope you like it.

Alex still felt giddy when she would take out HER key to Maggie’s place. No, they weren’t living together, officially. But after Maggie gave Alex her own key 2 months ago, she has spent less then 2 full days at her apartment a week. Her stomach grumbled as she stuck her key in the door and turned the knob.

“Babe, I’m starving!” She began as she walked through the door and put her bag on the counter. “I’m thinking Thai or Ch-” she stopped speaking when she saw Maggie, sitting in the living room, with two strangers sitting opposite of her. “Hi.” Alex smiled at Maggie who looked painfully uncomfortable. Alex noticed the look right away because Maggie rarely ever looked uncomfortable. To Alex she always looked confident and strong.

Maggie stood and made her way to Alex, the two strangers on the couch stood as well. She grabbed Alex’s hand and gave it a tight squeeze before leading her to the living room.

“Mom. Dad.” Maggie began and Alex felt her stomach drop. “This, is my girlfriend, Alex.”

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Accurate Hamilton songs
  • Alexander Hamilton: the hype song. you hear those first few chords and you turn tf up. 10/10 opening to a show.
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: how to deal with fangirls: a guide by aaron burr, BUT ALSO: song named after burr gets hijacked by laurens, lafayette and mulligan: a metaphor for burr's life
  • My Shot: hey this new kid is kinda cool. this is how you make friends. a masterpiece. 10/10.
  • The Story of Tonight: drunk revolutionaries, drunk politics, is this what having friends feels like???
  • The Schuyler Sisters: are we talking empowering women in the revolutionary era? hell yeah we are! WERK!
  • Farmer Refuted: street preacher gets REKT
  • You'll Be Back: the king is terrifying, but like, in a really cute way.
  • Right Hand Man: how to get senpai to notice you: a guide by alexander hamilton. also, fuck burr.
  • A Winter's Ball: burr is salty, but admits alex has game. hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
  • Helpless: eliza schuyler is too pure for this world, but also: y'all got married after two weeks????
  • Satisfied: angelica schuyler chooses her sister's happiness over her own #queen
  • The Story of Tonight - Reprise: drunk revolutionaries the sequel.
  • Wait For It: aaron burr has an existential crisis.
  • Stay Alive: I'M A GENERAL WEEEEE!! also a lot of people die. CHICKAPLAOW.
  • Ten Duel Commandments: counting has never been so cool.
  • Meet Me Inside: daddy issues.
  • That Would Be Enough: gdi alexander stay with your wife and unborn child
  • Guns And Ships: MOTHERFUCKING LAFAYETTE! also daveed diggs is a gift to humanity
  • History Has Its Eyes On You: I fucked up, but I won't let it happen to you.
  • Yorktown/The World Turned Upside Down: immigrants, we get the job done. HERCULES MULLIGAN!
  • What Comes Next?: the king is terrifying, but also sassy as hell. AWESOME, WOW.
  • Dear Theodosia: "i had daddy issues, but i promise you won't". breaks my heart 10 times out of 10.
  • Non-Stop: alex is a workaholic and i'm mad (and so is burr)
  • What'd I Miss: jefferson is back after an exchange year in france and he's better than ever (not really, he still holds slaves)
  • Cabinet Battle #1: what all political debates should be like.
  • Take A Break: gdi alexander spend time with your wife and your 9 year old son, which your wife had to remind you is turning 9 TODAY
  • Say No To This: alex didn't have time to go on vacation with wife and child but he had time to cheat on his wife *slow clap*
  • The Room Where It Happens: burr has a serious case of FOMO
  • Schuyler Defeated: "they don't need to know me they don't like you" aka burr finally decides to do something but fucks over alexander in the process (not that burr cares)
  • Cabinet Battle #2: what all political debates should be like, the sequel
  • Washington On Your Side: jefferson, madison, and burr are all salty af because hamilton is washington's fave
  • One Last Time: washington steps down and tells alexander to "deal with it"
  • I Know Him: the king is /still/ terrifying, and he's also a washington fanboy and tells john adams "good luck :):):):):):)"
  • The Adams Administration: the adams administration is a shitshow unlike any other
  • We Know: u done fucked up, alex, and ur enemies know
  • Hurricane: alexander hamilton's gonna prove to everyone that he can write his way out of a crisis. WRITING ISN'T GONNA SOLVE EVERYTHING, ALEX.
  • The Reynolds Pamphlet: aka hamilton never gon' be prESIDENT NOW *jefferson makes it rain* also poor eliza
  • Burn: eliza won't let anyone know how she reacted to alexander's infidelity #protecteliza2kForever but also damn now those letters are lost in history
  • Blow Us All Away: how to graduate, schedule a threesome, duel someone, and die in one song: a guide by philip hamilton
  • Stay Alive - Reprise: he ded
  • It's Quiet Uptown: fuckin heartbreak goddamn i cry 11/10 times, also eliza forgives alexander and everyone wonders why
  • The Election of 1800: jefferson is tired of the feels and wants to talk politics again, also fuck burr
  • Your Obedient Servant: a sass battle between hamilton and burr. a.ham vs a.burr
  • Best of Wives and Best of Women: eliza just wants to sleep
  • The World Was Wide Enough: "I JUST KILLED MY BEST FRIEND" "and your worst enemy" "SAME DIFFERENCE"
  • Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: Eliza Hamilton is goddamn queen god bless her, all aboard the feels train! YOU GET SOME FEELS AND YOU GET SOME FEELS AND YOU GET SOME FEELS
Dating Alex Standall Would Include (Male Reader):

hey guys! sorry it took me so long to get this out, ive just been super busy this week. again, this is super long and i feel like i could have done better, but i didnt want to keep you guys waiting so long. thank you for your patience! please give me your feedback!

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Originally posted by bullet-for-my-valentine09

  • the first time you officially meet alex, youre completely unprepared
  • its the first day of junior year and even though its only third period youre already exhausted
  • youre one of the first students to walk in to ap english and youre horrified to note that this class not only has the desks paired of in twos, but also has a seating chart
  • you take you assigned seat (thankfully in the back of the class) and wait for more students to file in with baited breath
  • you decide to just pop your headphones in scroll through twitter instead of watching the door like an idiot, ignoring the anxiety that comes with being in a new class
  • its about a minute before the bell rings when someone plops down next to you, startling you away from your phone

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Liar Liar

Summary: Alexander Hamilton is an Omega, but no one else knows this. No one else can know this. Even in this day and age, Omegas are still treated as little more than slaves. No rights, no protections, nothing. Alex has to hide his rank from the world for this reason. John Laurens is an Alpha, but like Alexander, he is hiding his rank, ashamed of the Alpha he was born as. Lies stack upon lies upon more lies. How long before they all come crashing down?


Note: I know this chapter might seem pointless, but it’s not I promise

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Chapter 19


Following Eliza’s ‘not legal but friendly advice’ he took a few days to let things sink in about the situation. He finally felt he could possibly talk to John on the fifth day after the incident. He had texted him to come over on Sunday, a full week after the incident. John had replied with a simple ‘ok’ and Alex let it be. Alex had many reasons for his nervousness on Saturday. His suppressants for the month were gone and he hadnt gotten his next check from work yet. Now in any other scenario when he was thinking clearly, he would have asked Laf to get him some and offer to pay him back at a later date…but at the moment he had been so preoccupied with work and school and clusterfuck known as John Laurens..he just. Forgot.


“Two days isnt going to hurt anything. I’ll get this talk with John over with tomorrow and have Laf go to the pharmacy..it’ll be fine” Alex murmured to himself as he fiddled with the empty case.


And, like most things, it wasn’t fine.


That morning Alex knew something was off. The room felt oddly heated even for their shit heating system. Sweat had his hair stuck to his forehead. Was he sick…? A soft whine escaped him as he rolled onto his side and his whole body froze. Shit. A string of curses left his lips and he stumbled from bed, getting to his door and locking it before he called Laf, panting and trying not to squirm as a wave hit him, his veins feeling like they were full of hot water. It didn’t hurt..but Alex was scared nonetheless. He had never had a real heat before..only the small one when he first presented Omega.


“Hello?” He breathed a shaky sigh of relief as he heard Laf answer the phone.


“L..Laf..? Ah..Can you come over..? I..Its an emergency. I..Fuck I’m so stupid. I ran out of suppressants..didn’t think two days would hurt me..” He stammered out, crawling back to his bed and trying to control his heavy breathing. His body felt like it was on fire with most of the heat pooling in his lower belly.


“Alex. Deep breaths. Are you in heat?” Laf asked slowly and Alex keened out a whine of ‘yes’. Lafayette was quiet on the other line a moment then he said something to Herc that was too muffled for him to understand. The conversation on the other line barely lasted two minutes before he heard his friend’s voice clear again.


“I’ll be there as soon as I can. Is Thomas there? If so lock your door. Even the best Alpha’s have difficulty controlling themselves around an Omega in heat. I’ll make him leave and Herc is staying home. Is John still coming? If he is, text him and tell him to stay home.” Laf said and Alex managed to agree. They hung up and Alex set to work on typing out a shaky text to John.


‘Sent to John at 10:28 AM


Plans are cancelled today. Please don’t come by. Call Laf he’ll explain. Just stay away for a few days’


He tossed his phone somewhere, instinctively  curling up in his nest of blankets he kept on his bed during Winter. He didn’t know how long he had been laying there. It felt like hours, but he knew it couldn’t have been more than 15 minutes. He finally heard the front door open and Laf’s voice. Then he heard Thomas’s, which even muffled sounded strained, then the front door was shut. There was no sound other than footsteps approaching his room, then a soft french accent spoke up.


“Alexander..? Can you open the door for me..?” Laf asked and Alex, though not wanting to move, got up and wobbled his way over to the door, shakily turning the lock and opening the door. Laf had already taken off his jacket leaving him in a tshirt and jeans, obviously something that had been thrown on in a rush. Being a Beta, he wasn’t affected by the scent of Alex’s heat which had permeated the air and Alex could almost cry at seeing him.


“Laf..” Alex whimpered, sounding like he was going to cry. Laf hushed him and pulled him into a hug.


“Its okay..shh..shh..we’ll get through this. It’ll be okay” Laf soothed him and carefully lifted him up, seeing how Alex looked like he might collapse at any moment.


“John called, I explained what was happening and he said he would call into work for you. Say you have the flu and can not come in for the week.” Laf said, his voice soft and comforting the whole time as he laid Alex back in bed and moved to lay down with him. Omega’s needed stimulation to get over their heat faster, but Alex knew Laf wouldn’t do anything like that unless Alex specifically asked him to..and he surely wasn’t going to ask since Laf was his friend and in a relationship.


“I’m scared Laf..a..h..its so hot..I can’t” he whined and squirmed against the sheets, the fabric almost feeling rough on his sensitive skin


“I know, cher..I know..try to rest..we’ll get you through this..” Laf murmured more reassuring words to him as he held him close, just using his presence to calm the Omega. It was going to be a long week for them both..

Fic Rec for Washette Sinners

So in the last 24 hours at least half a dozen sinners asked me for Washette fic recs. Here you go. Join me in my trash nest.

Keep in mind that most of these are nsfw, unless I say it’s not !

First of all, @sin-goes-here is writing a College Washette AU called Here comes the General that can be found on their blog while they are awaiting for an Ao3 invite. IT IS BRILLIANT.

Practical Tactical Brilliance - rillrill

Probably one of my faves. Also features A.Ham. It’s part of the “Revolutionary Whore” series - that I REALLY recommend to you even though it’s focused on A.Ham and GWash for the most part. It’s really well written. I really look forward to each update.

What’s my Name, What’s my Station - @asphodel-grimoire

How could I not include this one. Asphodelgrimoire is my washette dumpster roomie. GWash meets Laf, Laf gets hurt at Brandywine, then George is WHIPPED I tell you he has it so bad and I cry. Also features the line “it gives me great comfort, knowing that you are safe”, which is the line I would use to symbolize my love for Washette.

Breaker of Chains - iniquiticity

Pretty sfw. One of my first washette fics. War is hard and taking its toll on Washington’s morale. But Lafayette is there to ground him. He is taking care of him. He is worshipping him. It’s all very appeasing.

How the Parties Get to Yes - glassbones (WIP)

Washette CEO AU. Laf is coming back to the US, and is going to meet GWash for the first time in a long ass time. He still loves him. The pining is delightful.

A Moment Alone in the Shade - perfectlyqueer

This one is sfw. And so cute. Lafayette is napping after battle. Washington joins. My heart melts.

The French Mistake - la-fay-ette (vocalhedgehogs)

I guess you guys know that post? It’s based on it. Alex tells Washington that kissing someone on the lips is a customary French greeting. (It’s not).

Under the Arches of Moonlight and Sky - thebureauisclosed (insibbegerest)

This is sfw. Two lonely souls comfort each other at night. Really cute.

The Weather Outside - MULLIGANFUCKER666 (dylanbruced) (WIP)

I LOVE THIS ONE. Modern AU. Lafayette and GWash have a pretty big age gap and Washington won’t act on his feelings because of it, but oh boy does he want to act on them. It hasn’t been updated for a month but I am not losing hope.


These are my favorites. There are some more out there. Happy sinning!

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Lexa feels like a monster again. She doesn't want to touch Clarke or is so hesitant to even brush against her. Clarke reminds her that she knows Lexa would never hurt her. In fact, Lexa only did it because she was trying to protect Clarke. It's a wild time all around.

Oh yeah Lexa having flashbacks to when she beat the crap out of Dax and Clarke just there to remind her that Lexa has NEVER even come CLOSE to threatening or harming her, she’s only ever been soft and loving. This should probably happen before Alex, otherwise Lexa would HATE the example she set for Alex.  It’s crazy how this AU has a history to refer back to when incidents occur in the character’s lives. It feels like a living breathing AU and you can probably guess what the character’s next moves are. That’s crazy… wow. I just thought abt that 

Part 3:Taken Love

Hello again! :D This is the part 3 of the Hamlaf series with Vamp!Lafayette, so if you haven’t read the other two parts….Go read them! Because let’s just say..things are about to get interesting.. ;)


Summary: It has been two weeks since Washington and Lafayette’s confrontation, and the tension only had just begun to rise within the army camp, for there have been signs that the war will end soon. But all Lafayette could think about is; what if the war isn’t going to be the only thing that was coming to an end?

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anonymous asked:

Continuation of the k+r fighting On my way!, basically they've been doing it non stop since they solved their problem and it's the day that m+a come home and they come to k's apartment to see if k+r have made up and end up walking in on them

Oops I meant to add an asterisk to the last prompt (the continuation of k+r fighting one) *

(Part One) (Part Two)

“You know Alex and Maggie are coming home soon, right babe?” you ask as Kara starts pawing at your shirt, the one you almost didn’t put back on after sex the other two times today. She frowns as you mention her sister, not that she’s upset with her or anything, it’s just right now is about you, not Alex.

“But this is my apartment,” she pants, a smile appearing at the edges of her mouth, “not theirs.” You throw you head back as she presses her palm into your abdomen, as a way to get you underneath her.

“You’re important to them Kara, I’m sure they’d come over to check on you, on us, after their trip,” you tease, knowing that you returning to the subject of her sister and her girlfriend would put that adorable crinkle between her eyebrows. Kara groans, she’s annoyed but determined. She grinds her hips down hard, a distraction method to get you to pay attention to her, only her, just Kara.

“Stop talking,” she orders, her arms on either side of your body. You nod and make use of your mouth, putting it on hers. The kiss is heated, intense, passionate. You rake your fingers down her back, a frustrated growl coming from you mouth as they hit fabric instead of skin.

“Why’d you even bother putting this back on Kara,” you grumble as you try to get the offending article of clothing off of her. She smiles as she lifts up her arms, shaking her hair out after the shirt is on the floor along with yours.

“Why’d you put yours back on babe?” she teases, her tongue peeking between her teeth.

“Touche” you smirk. You get off of Kara to turn on music from the stereo, she fights it but you win with your signature pout. Some may even argue it’s better than Kara’s. You’re too busy choosing the music to put on that you don’t hear the door, but Kara does. You’re confused when you look out from the bedroom to see Kara with a pillow over her chest and a deer in headlights demeanor. 

“Everything okay?” you ask, sitting down next to her CD’s in hand. She points with one hand, the other holding the pillow. You look in the direction her finger is pointing. It’s Maggie and Alex, very embarrassed and weirded out Maggie and Alex to be more specific. You smirk and nudge Kara, a silent ‘I told you’ so from your earlier conversation. She swats you from behind the pillow.

“We just came over to check on you guys, um-” Maggie begins, looking to Alex to help finish her sentence.

“Seems everything’s okay again, so we’ll be going now! C’mon Maggie.” Alex is tugging Maggie out by her arm, Maggie winks at you both before shutting the door behind her and her girlfriend. 

“Why didn’t you lock the door, Y/N?” Kara frowns.

“I did, they just have a key,” you remind her.

“Remind me to ask for it back the next time I’m able to show my face to them again.”

Auston Matthews- New Leaf- Chapter Nine

Waiting for one of them to say something felt like hours. We still stood in the middle of the airport. I was hoping Alex would come back but I haven’t seen him. I don’t know if Jack and Sam know what to say or they don’t want to say anything at all. I look between the both of them but they don’t look at me. They are either looking somewhere else or at each other.

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The Seal Lullaby: Chapter 2

Chapter 2 is up! Thanks so much, as usual, to all my fantastic beta readers who are just the best people in the world ever and I love them, @minky-for-short @childofdustandashes @purearcticfire

Also thank you so much to @blow-us-owl-away who did some absolutely amazing fan art for chapter one!


Eliza found, over the next few days, that it was actually a little alarming how easy it was to hide a stowaway right under her parents’ noses. They apparently just didn’t question it when she suddenly disappeared to her room for hours at a time, claiming she had some scraps of homework still left to do when really, she was helping Alex build himself a little nest out of blankets and sheets; he seemed to find it impossible to sleep unless he was in a tight, enclosed space. They just shrugged and believed her when Eliza hummed casually that oh, she must have been mistaken, maybe they didn’t buy ice cream after all. When in actuality, Alex had eaten pretty much two cartons by himself in the space of an hour, his eyes wide and more awed by the taste of double chocolate cookie dough than they had been by anything else in the human world. It was quickly becoming clear that junk food was his weakness, what had started off with Eliza sneaking him some Doritos to cheer him up because he was looking a little morose had blossomed into a full obsession that left her wondering how she was going to throw out all of those wrappers and empty packages without arousing suspicion.

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Can you write about what the Bachelottes think when they see the Farmer's growing relationships with the Bachelors?

This is based off of the flower festival dance partners

Sebastian/Abigail

Abigail was happy when she found out that Sebastian had made a new friend. He spent way too much time locked in his room. When she walked in one day and saw the farmer and Sebastian laughing over the computer, she grinned and quietly walked out.


Alex/Haley

Haley was jealous. She should be happy, Alex was often alone, but she was jealous. This new farmer was spending way too much time with Alex, even playing catch with him. She confronts Alex about it one day.

“Why do you spend so much time with the farmer?”

“They make me happy.”

“And I don’t?”

“It's… different. They lost someone, too.”

She nods, hugging him.

“I understand.”


Harvey/Maru

In Maru’s opinion, Harvey spent way too much time absorbed in his work. He would walk around telling people to drink more water and eat apples. But with the farmer, he actually talked about other interests he had. Once he comes back from checking on the farmer, Maru looks up.

“The farmer is healthy for you, doctor.”

He blushes slightly, and goes back to his office.


Sam/Penny

Sam was a friend of Penny’s, but not a good friend. She supports friendship, though, so she was happy that Sam had a new one.


Elliott/Leah

It was an accident when Leah had walked in to Elliott bouncing ideas off the farmer. The farmer was curled up in a blanket, smiling and offering ideas to Elliott as he tried to explain his new book. It was pretty cute, and she smiled at them and waved before leaving.

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Royality / Roman x Morality

Warnings: none

i saw this prompt and, even tho i wanted to do it as Analogical i figured Royality was a better fit! Human au!

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Roman was exhausted, he had been working the whole day and this particular case was horrible. He knew his defendant was innocent, but most of the evidence was against him or missing. They had made an amazing job at blaming him and Roman wasn’t sure how he could save the other, his reputation was already ruined by the case anyway but he didn’t deserved jail time for something he didn’t do.

He had been out of the house for almost 10 hours, and he missed his husband. Roman sighed; he had seen his kids when… he went to bed the day before, damn. That’s why his oldest child had sent him a message in the morning. Well, now he felt horrible and tired, awesome.

“This is all Alex fault”

When he reached his house he dropped his bag at the door and his suit jacket in the closet and followed the sounds of the TV, once he reached it he felt the stress slowly dripping out of him. There in the couch, asleep and with their two kids draped on top of him was Morgan. The TV was playing Aladdin, his son was snoring softly and his daughter was squeezing her teddy bear, all the while Morgan had both arms wrapped protectively over the kids.

Roman felt a smile claiming his face; he was so in love with the men in the couch.

“Morgan, babe, wake up love”

“Uh-wha-?”

“I’m back”

“Ro! What time is it?”

“Is late, come on, let’s put the kids in bed”

Roman picked up the little girl while Morgan hosted his child up, and both took them to their respective rooms. Once they were all in bed Roman sighed, holding his husband more securely to his chest and kissing the top of his head.

“I have the day free tomorrow, Alex and Logan agreed to it”

“Think we can go out with the kids? They’ve been missing you”

“I know… I miss them too”

“Its okay Roman, we understand being a lawyer is hard”

“… I love you Morgan”

“I love you too my prince charming”

They shared a kiss and cuddled, all the while Roman was smiling. It was worth it to get home exhausted if at the end of the day he could hold his husband and share those small moments.

the new story quests are out tomorrow! it’s been a really, really long time for most of us, i think. i went back & compiled a rough timeline of things that have happened so far in the Keepers of Aideen storyline - excluding stuff like G.E.D. and Hidden Dino Valley, because as far as i can tell there’s no relation between them and this plot just yet. we’ll see. 

warning: spoilers!!!

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