wizard: i want to run up to the monster, put my hands on its butt and cast shocking grasp.
dm: how high is your speed and whats the spell range?
wizard: 30 and i gotta touch it to cast the spell.
dm: the monster is 45 feet away though. you can’t reach it.
wizard: yeah, but… what if i naruto run?
dm, visibly crying: just fucking…. go for it. im gonna let you do this just once.