crit fail ear scritches
The party (a tiefling who’s unconscious and a tabaxi with narcolepsy) is on its way to safe haven, and I pose an important question about the knight who’s steering the horse the tabaxi is on.
Me: Does Tabbo (tabaxi) get ear scritches?
DM: I’ll roll for ear scritches.
DM: (Rolls a nat 1)
DM: He punches Tabbo in the face, I guess.
Me: I’m just picturing that he slips, punches Tabbo, and sees that he doesn’t wake up, so he just sits rigid and keeps going. Maybe looks around a little to make sure no one else saw.