it's the funniest thing in the world

the implication that wizards simply do not jack off is something ive never thought about and its the funniest thing in the world. it makes so much sense. when youre a wizard you dont need to jack off. youre busy. you got wizard shit to do

Seriously tho this the first time ive felt genuinely sad when a celebrity died. Carrie Fisher posts were the funniest thing ever, just this grumpy old woman raising a middle finger to the world, and its been super cathartic during this time of such uncertaonty.

She was only 60, too. My mum turns 50 next year.

I know the fandom is super into rocker!sirius but consider this: disco!sirius

ofc it starts bc he wants to piss off walburga (“filthy sex-crazed muggle music”) but eventually he just has fun with it??

give me sirius black who, in an effort to unlearn all those hours of ballroom dancing, spends hours perfecting the disco finger, YMCA, and freestyle hustle. give me Sirius black gelling his hair like john travolta (bonus: he tried to charm it into a perm– keyword is tried– James thought it was the funniest thing in the world). give me Sirius black who has no sense of muggle fashion at first and tries to wear huge bell bottoms and a leather jacket, bless him. give me Sirius Black who cries every time Imagine comes on the radio he buys (to listen to all the new hits, and because it interferes with the magic at home his parents’). give me Sirius Black who fixes his motorbike up with ABBA playing on the record player in the background

hello. 

from what i’ve seen relating to the killing stalking fandom i’d like to point out that if you think that yoonbum and sangwoo’s relationship is healthy, despite it being abusive, please unfollow me right now. 

send me angry asks, block me even. i don’t care. 

even if you understand the difference between fiction and reality, fiction reflects and correlates to reality itself.

thanks for reading. 

  • jesse mccree: *whistles softly*
  • jesse mccree: hey angela. who's the new guy? he's pretty cute.
  • mercy: ah, that would be hanzo shimada. have y
  • jesse mccree: hold on.
  • jesse mccree: genji's brother?
  • mercy: yes, that's the one.
  • jesse mccree: the one who tried to kill him
  • mercy: ah... yes,
  • jesse mccree:
  • mercy: it was genji's suggestion to recruit him. i assure you, everyone is aware and on board.
  • jesse mccree:
  • jesse mccree: you know what, i changed my mind, that's the ugliest sumbitch i ever laid eyes on

This remains one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. It’s a self help book from the 1930s called Orchids On Your Budget, and it’s phenomenal. Apparently husbands are more detrimental to your budget than diamonds. And the discerning lady of quality knows that diamonds are both a) forever and b) never going to make you look bad in public. So pick carefully.

Of course if one is fortunate enough to find a manageable fellow inclined toward domestic bliss rather than tom foolery, one can always have HIM buy the diamonds. The truly discerning lady can have both her cake and the whipped cream, should she want it.

i swear to god one of the funniest things to me is this one fob interview where andys hand is censored the entire time bc he has fuck tattooed on his fingers like??? its just so funny to me like

what in the WORLD could be hiding behind that blur???

is it will smith?????? classified government secrets????? we may never know

Okay but legitimately My Immortal is one of the funniest things in the world to me. Specifically its uniquely inappropriate use of language. It takes a kind of inexplicable poetic genius to write a scene in which a wizard is “pointing his womb” at someone threateningly, or where the moniker “Vampire” mutates into “Vrompire”, or where a character has “constipated” a “cideo camera”. It’s like a Gertrude Stein shitpost; every word is effortlessly sloppy, yet seems somehow calculated for maximum inappropriateness in context.

WAIT WAIT I NEED TO DO A COCKLES RECAP:

- ANSWERED A WHOOPING 2 QUESTIONS IN AN H O U R
- LICKED APPLE JUICE OFF A TABLE
- JENSEN GRABBED MISHAS ASS
- THEY HAD LUNCH TOGETHER ???
- DANCED TO ELVIS
- JENSEN LAUGHING AT MISHAS JOKE LIKE ITS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD
- WENT TO THE TOILET TOGETHER (I MEAN HONESTLY)
- JENSEN “MISHA IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO HAPPEN TO ME” ACKLES
- MISHA “STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT” COLLINS