head canons for lance!
please be nice this is my first attempt :)
~ the boy is super energetic like ALL of the time
~ he once at a worm because someone dared him to
~ threw up 2 minuets later
~ the first fight he got in was with a older boy who pulled his little sisters hair
~ he lost but his family was sooo proud!
~ lives by the motto “depressed but well dressed”
~ is bi/pan basically flirts with everything that moves
~ he does this for validation! (langst)
~ he flirts with keith on the ship!
~ keith has no idea and is very confused
~ Lance: hey can I follow you because my mama always said to follow my dreams!
Keith: ????? erm no?? don’t follow me??
~ the poor boy SUFFERS
~ he can dance really well
~ like REALLY WELL the boy can move !
~ he surprises crew when at a banquet he pulls out this fabulous traditional dancing and WOOO BOY WE SEE THE CROWD LOSE IT
~ the team are kinda ??? after
~ wow lance you can dance! how come you never told us?? - pidge
~you never asked I didn’t think it was important??- lance
~cue hugs from team because I am WEAK
~ lance likes all creatures he finds
~if its smaller than a toaster and non-toxic he will pet it
~he has petted a super rare space animal before and it got attached
~its about the size of a mango and purple
~it lives in his room now!!
~ its called nemo
~lance can do the eyelid thing
~where you pop them out inside out
shiro SCREAMED the first time he did it in front of him
~the team brings this up a lot
welp that’s all I have for now I might do some more if people like them :)
please forgive any mistakes this is my first attempt :)