it's terrible but i was bored okay

Holy shit I love boats. I'm definitely a sailboat kinda guy. My favorite is probably the schooner. Ketches are great, too, it's just not the same configuration appeal. Unless you're into racing them. This boat's okay, y'know? It's not terrible, it's not great, it's just okay, and in some ways that's the worst kind of boat--it's boring. Here, let me show you some photos of my yacht. You haven't seen a great yacht until you've seen my yacht. Where's my iPhone. Look at this pristine baby, I call her the SS Koizumi and god is she wonderful. Are you jealous? I think you're jealous. Don't you see? I love motherfucking boats. Boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats boats b