it's so weird to me that that's a big deal

  • Morgana: Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
  • Akira: Yes.
  • Haru: No.
  • Mishima: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
  • Shiho: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
  • Ryuji: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is that strong.
  • Mika: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than me?
  • Hifumi: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
  • Yusuke: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
  • Ann: It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
  • Futaba: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?
  • Morgana: You guys are nasty and I'm frankly a little concerned.
taz characters as that one buzzfeed quiz
  • Magnus: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
  • Merle: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is that strong.
  • Taako: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
  • Lup: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
  • Barry: I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.
  • Davenport: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
  • Lucretia: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?
  • Kravitz: I'd fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
  • Lucas: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
  • Garfield: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.
Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
  • Jolee: Yes.
  • Kreia: No.
  • Atris: I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
  • Brianna: I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.
  • Juhani: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
  • Atton: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.
  • Visas: I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
  • Mira: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME that ME?
  • Bastila: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
  • Canderous: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
  • Bao-Dur: It's basically just masturbating, right? So no big deal.
  • Mical: It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
  • The Exile: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?
  • Revan: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and get it on with all of them because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.
  • Carth: You guys are nasty and I'm, frankly, a little concerned.
Would you fuck a clone of yourself? [Vocal Android Edition]
  • Luka: Yes.
  • Kiyoteru: No.
  • Piko: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
  • Kaito: I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.
  • IA: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone. That's gross and weird.
  • Haku: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.
  • Miki: I'd fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
  • Rin: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
  • Neru: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I' be too embarrassed to ask somebody else to do.
  • Gumi: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
  • Lily: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
  • Meiko: It's not the same as masturbating. It's like having sex with your twin; wrong and bad!
  • Miku: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.
  • Teto: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.
  • Len: You guys are nasty and frankly, I'm a little concerned.
"Would you fuck a clone of yourself?"
  • Tomohiro: Yes.
  • Mayu: No.
  • Kai: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
  • Kensuke: I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.
  • Ryosuke: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
  • Sakutaro: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.
  • Mitsuki: I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
  • Satoshi: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
  • Yoshiki: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
  • Ayumi: It's not the same as masturbating, it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
  • Emi: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone was evil.
  • Yuuya: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
  • Naomi: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
  • Seiko: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.
  • Sachiko: You guys are nasty and I'm, frankly, a little concerned.
  • This has probably been done, but Scanlan #2 from a few eps back made me think of this meme and I finally remembered to post it
  • Kashaw: I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
  • Grog: I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone
  • Tary: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird
  • Percy: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong
  • Vex: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
  • Zahra: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do
  • Gilmore: to be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy
  • Pike: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal
  • Vax: It's not the same as masturbating; it's be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
  • Keyleth: I would not have sex with my clone because whit if my clone is evil?
  • Scanlan: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone-fucking I am.
  • Would You Fuck A Clone Of Yourself?: Hellsing version
  • Seras: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
  • Walter: It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
  • Integra: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than me?
  • Anderson: I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
  • Pip: I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.
  • Heinkel: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
  • Yumie: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone that I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
  • Alucard: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

anonymous asked:

Tfln where you're in desperate need of tampons and Harry's already out so you ask him to get some for you (I'm on my period rn and could use this)

Harry / You

-HARRY
-ARE YOU STILL OUT
-HARRY EDWARD STYLES IM TEXTING YOUUUU

-I’m here love
-Not paying attention to my phone. Sorry

-WELL
-Okay…. this is… embarrassing 

-What?
-Hurry.  I’m about to check out.

-NO DON’T
-….OKAY.
-This is like….. a step.
-A milestone, if you will.
-We’ve never like… talked about this.
-This is a big deal in this relationship.
-Jeez

-I’m getting in line.
-You’re taking too bloody long.

-NO WAIT
-…okay.
-So
-I need…. tampons…..

-Thats it?
-You couldn’t just type that?

-HARRY YOU’RE MY BOYFRIEND BUT WE’VE NEVER DISCUSSED MY PERIODS BEFORE

-Did you think I just assumed you never had a period?

-NO BUT
-I DON’T KNOW

-What tampons do you need?

-!!!!!!

-Stop acting like this is a big deal, y/n.
-You’re adorable. And you need tampons.
-And if you don’t tell me, I’m gonna get these weird cup looking things.

-NO NOT THOSE
-NOOOOO
-NO

-Ha ha.  Alright I wont. 
-What do you want, love?

-Seriously?

-Y/N….
-Come on.

-OKAY I NEED TAMPAX REGULAR TAMPONS
-ITS LIKE… YELLOW ON THE BOX
-YOU’RE SO CUTE AND NICE I DON’T DESERVE YOU

-What on earth do you mean?
-Any decent boyfriend would get you tampons.

-Thats not what my ex said

-You know how I feel about him, love.
-He wasn’t a decent boyfriend, now was he?
-Just proves my point. 
-Tampax pearl?

-…. yes.

-Got it.
-Wish you would’ve just told me love.
-You’re still cute. Even on your period.
-Just wish you didn’t think it was a big deal.

-BUT 

-It’s not gross.  Its normal.
-And I adore you.
-I’m in line now.  Tampons and ice cream are in the cart.

-WHAT

-And cuddles are coming your way.
-Be prepared 

-God you’re cute….

-Back at ya, bug.

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Elesh Norn Sprite!

  • Would You Fuck A Clone Of Yourself?: Squad Levi 2.0 version
  • Eren: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
  • Armin: It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
  • Mikasa: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than me?
  • Sasha: I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
  • Connie: I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.
  • Historia: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
  • Jean: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone that I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
  • Levi: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

If you think I don’t text you enough or give enough news just know that I’ve moved away from my country a year ago and only spoke to my best friend 4 times and my brother 2 times since then and I love them both to death and it doesn’t change our relationships whatsoever. It’s not in my nature to reach out and frankly it’s okay and I hate people making me feel guilty for that. I still love my friends and my family either way, but if you force me or pressure me or guilt me into talking to you every day or even just in general well I’m sorry but maybe we aren’t meant to be friends.