it's so weird that i not only like how this came out

today i was working front register and this couple came in and the woman (who couldn’t have been any younger than 23) was dressed like a child. i’m talking a rainbow brite shirt, a tutu, pigtails, and homemade bead bracelets up and down her arms. i’d bet an entire paycheck that she was wearing a diaper too. and not only that, but she only spoke in baby talk. and so i’m like…this is weird but ok, until she turns to her boyfriend and honest to god says “daddy, can I pwease have a kids meal? I want the toy!” and listen. for me to shame anyone would be the pot calling the kettle kinky. but i’m Real Life Mad™ that i had to witness that with my own two eyes