it's so stupid but it is so hilarious

Me: I will never understand vegetarians

Damien: I’m a vegetarian

Me: YES🍎🍎🍎G IVE ME THAT🌱🌱🌱SWEET GREEN🌾🌾🌾🍚🍚🍚 DA🍆🍆🍆DDY 😍😍😍😍I LOVE🍊🍊🍊THE LE A F👌👌👌👌🍃🍃🍃🍃KALE👏IN👏MY👏THROAT👏 FATHER💦💦💦💦 NO MEAT FOR ME🐮❌🐔❌🐷❌ J US T😲😲😲THAT HEALTHY SHIT👍👍👍🌱🌱🌱🍓🍓MUNCH MUNCH💅💅💅 ON THAT💃💃💃💃 GREEN LIVING🍉🍉🍉VEGGIE GAME ON POINT🌱🌱🍓🍉🍉🌾🌾🌾🌱🌱💪💪💪💪💦💦

IH: why are you like this?

Me an Ichiruki:

anonymous asked:

A Strain makes Misaki moans fiercely everytime he's near Saru although he aren't feeling anything :))

Yata would be endlessly embarrassed and Fushimi would probably find it hilarious. Like imagine this happens pre-S1 and they’re still enemies when Yata gets hit by the ‘makes people moan’ Strain (ooh, maybe the power only works around a certain person though and they assume it’s just whoever you first run into after being hit but really it’s based on who you’re most attracted to). Shortly after being hit Yata’s searching for the Strain when he all but runs into Fushimi, who’s also in the middle of pursuing the same Strain for Scepter 4. Yata’s eyes narrow as Fushimi’s smile widens and Yata’s about to yell something at Fushimi when all that comes out of his mouth is this low, sexual moan. Fushimi is just staring at Yata blankly like what was that and Yata immediately goes bright red, stammering that he doesn’t know and anyway let’s get on with the fight, monkey. Fushimi steps forward to attack and Yata moans again, louder this time, and now they’re both red as Fushimi asks what the hell is wrong with Yata today.

Yata’s super embarrassed and has no idea why he keeps moaning, like he doesn’t feel any different than normal and of course seeing Fushimi always gives him all these conflicted feelings but sexual moaning is usually not part of that. He tries to cover it up like I was just yawning what’s your problem, but he barely gets the words out before he starts moaning again. Fushimi snickers like oh so are you just happy to see me Misaki and Yata’s like fuck you I don’t know what you’re talking about. But then imagine they start to fight anyway and maybe Fushimi briefly manages to get Yata pinned (maybe kabedon-style like in ep 1 of ROK) and as he’s leaning in with a smirk Yata gives the most sensual moan. Fushimi immediately jumps back, noting that Yata’s become awfully bold all of a sudden for a virgin. Yata’s like I am not—wait are you blushing? Fushimi denies that flatly but he is very clearly red in the face and he only gets redder when he leans in and Yata moans again, louder. (Also assume that at least at some point the two of them ares squabbling about this, Yata still pinned against the wall, and that’s when one of like the Homra rank and file walks by to see Fushimi Saruhiko pinning a moaning Yata Misaki against the wall and makes a quick retreat. Later Yata gets back to the bar and has no idea why people keep slapping his back and congratulating him and telling him that it was pretty bold to go for the alley sex.)

when people ask what happened here

tell them that @handofhonor, @needlcd, and i posted our bias lists at the same time

tell them that winter came for everyone’s Activity

anonymous asked:

okay but please tell us more about the HEARTLESS characters if you can because they are GORGEOUS - your progress is so inspiring and motivating to see, thank you so much Alex <3

Ahh thanks so much dude! <3

I’m terrible at summaries, but the “Heartless” lot are basically a bunch of wizards from different circumstances in a setting wherein magic is– not outlawed, but massively frowned upon. Basically the MC (Heartless, the smiley one) goes round doing odd jobs for people and picks up the gang along the way, haha.

in case you were wondering how that audio-story was going...

So, I’ve got roughly an hour and a half of…nonsense

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why I like your sign (use rising too)
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> You are fun to be around. Though, sometimes you get mad at me and say rude things and I don't like that. Though, you are one of the most fun/adventurous kind of people i know (besides sag) I would want to be best friends with you. (p.s. you're hot af)<p/><b>Taurus:</b> You are one of the funniest people I know. You aren't afraid to be made fun of or make fun of other people. You are a refreshing person to be around, and you don't pressure me to be someone else. I love you guys.<p/><b>Gemini:</b> You guys talk a lot, but it's always so fun to listen to. Whether you're ranting, babbling, or just having a plain conversation, you never cease to entertain me. You always say something hilarious and make me laugh constantly. You have the best people skills out of all the signs and I love you to death. You're so precious and make a wonderful friend.<p/><b>Cancer:</b> You are literally too sweet. People say you guys cry all the time, but you are just a little sensitive, and there's nothing wrong with that. You have a tendency to bounce back--which is great. You are never hung up on anything for too long (contrary to popular belief a.k.a. from my experience with you.) In certain cancers, I've noticed you don't get hurt super easily, but when something hits you, it hits you hard.<p/><b>Leo:</b> You guys are jokers and I love to be around you. You don't take things too seriously. I can make fun of you, and you won't care; you'll just make fun of me back. You're a quality friend and great company.<p/><b>Virgo:</b> You are so great to talk to. The way you see the world is perfect. You are a mix of philosophy, logic, and fun. You are trustworthy and (in my opinion) never judegmental (at least not out loud.) Sometimes you get a little bored of everything, but you just make a really bad joke to liven it up a little.<p/><b>Libra:</b> You all are kind of quiet. You want to fit in, but remember it's okay to be a little awkward and weird. Some other Libras are just loud and don't care who they are--which is one of many great traits of your sign. You get along with almost everyone. (except for those who like to tip the scale with drama.) You have such a beautiful view of life and you can see the good in everyone.<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> I like that you can get a little crazy. You are an attractive person inside and out. You have this thing about you that no matter how hard they try, no one can hate you. They can say they hate you, but they don't truly hate you. At first, you act all sweet and nice, but then when someone gets to know you, there's a whole other side to you (which is super fun to get to know.)<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> You make the best puns. People are always saying you don't care, and it's definitely true! You are opinionated and blunt. You share your opinions in a matter that everyone can accept. Though, sometimes you are too blunt for your own good. You like to cover your bluntness with a joke, and sometimes it doesn't work. You don't take shit from anyone and that's great. You are one of the funniest signs and I love to be around you.<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> You are so smart, but so down-to-earth. You teach me new things without making me feel stupid. You are always there for me when I need you, and you're sometimes the most awkward person ever, but it's hilarious. You don't get enough credit as a person.<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> You have good intentions, but they don't always pull through. Not a lot hurts you, which can be good and bad. Well, it seems like not a lot hurts you. It's fun to mess around with you, because you take it so well. You like to fight fire with fire and if someone does get to you, you won't take it. You'll fight back and protect yourself. The way you present yourself is attractive and your personality is magnetic. I like you a lot. (you're hot af too)<p/><b>Pisces:</b> You're so kind. You seem to always have your head in the clouds and you seem to always be looking at tomorrow. Though it is fun to dream with you, try to live in the present a little. You are so in touch with your emotions and other people's emotions as well. You seem to be able to connect with everyone on a personal level. You can comfort anyone and do it well. You are a great friend, especially in a personal crisis.<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

What do you mean by the "pee your pants" retaliation? What do you think that means, I'm curious how you see it as ableist. I can't find any reference to it in your previous posts so I don't know the context? Also what's with that guy, he needs to tone down the edge, it's not even funny, he's trying way too hard tone offensive

Nobody’s done that to me so far, but there’s this new “SJW” insult. Whenever some of them don’t like what you’re saying and don’t have a rebuttal to your argument, they’ll say “pee your pants” like that’s some kind of witty and hilarious retort that’s “safe.”

People, in general, used to be more open with their insults in the past. They would call someone “stupid” or “idiot” or “moron.” But then those terms were classed as “ableist,” so they moved on to childish insults, like “wet sock” or other nonsense. Everyone still knew that they meant “idiot” etc, but because they didn’t actually use the “bad” terms, the childish ones were deemed “safe” and became widespread. They’re exactly the same insults. They’re exactly the same meanings. But because they don’t outright say “idiot” etc, then they’re suddenly fine.

The “pee your pants” term is exactly the same thing. Where “SJWs” would go to anonymously tell others to kill themselves or wish violence on others, or even just say “kill yourself” or “I hope you die” to reply to posts that they hated, now they say “pee your pants.” It’s a stupid, nonsensical insult that nobody cares about, but the same intention is behind it.

I don’t think it’s ableist at all, but they’re “SJWs,” so sometimes, the only way that you can get through to them is by holding them to their own standards. And by their own standards, laughing at the idea of someone wetting themselves is equivalent to mocking the incontinent, which includes the disabled. Therefore, by their own rules, that would be them engaging in ableism.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not offended by it. I’m not clutching my pearls or shocked or horrified or anything so silly like that. It’s just the most embarrassing thing to witness. Because people are so afraid of being seen as “problematic,” they’re hiding what they really mean to dumb their insults and intentions down so much that they genuinely sound like six year olds. Pointless insults are pointless, obviously, but either say what you mean or keep your mouth shut if you’re too afraid to do so, you know?

anonymous asked:

the amount of salt in the daenerys/jonerys tag from jonsa shippers is seriously hilarious XD they're all scrambling to grasp on straws at this point

It’s not just the Jon/Dany ship at this point. They’re coming after Arya too, claiming she’s “jealous of Jon loving Sansa more than her now.” It’s so fucking stupid.

cureconquestgirl  asked:

So, there's this person I know who is extremely LGBTphobic, and today he said one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. He said that, and I quote as best as I can, that there are only two genders because boy and girl are the gender options in Nintendo games. I even told him how stupid it was, and he said "It's in a Nintendo game, so it has to be right". I'm not kidding, there is someone who is actually this stupid.

That’s actually hilarious?? Does this mean that Pokémon are real now since Nintendo is always right? Because that would be really cool tbh.

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Got this silly idea after having a short conversation with accidentlyfairy , i couldn’t resist so i grabbed my sketchbook and drew these things ~

i know , my stupidity sometimes can be an inspiration …
anyway , sorry for my terrible hand writing Ụ _ Ụ …

5 Things from the TDB Rewatch: Showmance

1. Oh, this is why Finchel came to hold people’s hearts. Look how sweet they are.

I have lots of disjointed thoughts about their dynamic in this episode:

  • When Rachel noticed Finn freaking out about the social suicide of performing Schue’s song, I looked at her and thought, is it possible that she’s thinking of something beyond herself? So much of Rachel’s story is about learning to see herself as more than her talent, but along the way she also slowly becomes “a real girl” by letting others inside,  starting to understand that they are real. I think it starts here.
  • In their conversation in the hallway, Lea’s approach is just so spot on. The little almost imperceptible shake in her voice when Rachel invites Finn to practice with her is just such an aching reminder of adolescence; I can just feel that wanting. And Cory matches her beat for beat. The way he just glows when she praises Finn as a singer. You can see all the tension this boy carries around just fall away. 
  • That picnic on the stage is Rachel’s version of Kurt’s harem room. She knows what she’s doing; this is a seduction. And it’s so ridiculously over-the-top.
  • I think these actors have chemistry, but boy, are these kids plagued by miscommunication (which, after all, is a tried and true way to tell such a story). We know what’s happening with Finn; his problems with premature ejaculation and his shame about that have been shown to the audience, but NOT to Rachel. So she interprets his shame as being about her.

2. “Pretty fly for a white guy.” So when Mercedes says this, Mr. Schue assumes she’s talking about him, right? But she’s talking about Artie. Like, she’s looking at Artie as they sing, not Schue. This tiny moment = Schue’s on his own journey , and is as self-involved as any teen because in reality he IS one, and he still needs to grow up. AND–these 3? Maybe 4, including Kurt? remain invisible to him.

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Oh look, more Sasuke and Sakura, because I cannot stop. Please send help.


Sometimes, when she wakes up in the morning, blinks away the last remnants of sleep and stretches her arms above her head, Sakura expects to find herself alone, as if nothing had changed, as if she were still back in Konoha - wishing, hoping for any sign of the boy she loved even while she kept herself busy, almost too busy, kept her mind occupied with work so she couldn’t dwell on what she knew she shouldn’t dwell on. Most of the time, she succeeded; her vocation, though physically and mentally exhausting, left her feeling accomplished, filled her with a sense of purpose, and whenever she visited the clinic her heart swelled so much she thought it might burst. There was her legacy, her mark on the world, her proof that all the struggle was worth it. At heart, she was a medic first and a ninja second, and she had her mentor to thank for that.

But she was also only human, and her thoughts did stray in the moments she let her guard down, asking a million questions: Where is he? What is he doing right now? Did he really mean it, when he said he would come back? Is he - thinking about me at all? Have my feelings reached him, and could he, possibly, return them? She had no answers, not a single one. All she had were his fingers tapping her forehead, his there and gone smile when he left her. She hated to admit it, but she clung to those things, tightly.

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sungjin has such a loud booming voice anytime he yells @ his members its actually so fucking funny. I remember one of the moments back when they were promoting daydream where he keeps on scolding wonpil n dowoon because they wouldn’t clean up n he’d glare @ them but then once they respond he’d laugh this stupid lil wonky laugh hahahhahahaha !!! then recently when he tries to beat wonpil with a clothes hanger n he’s like ‘YOU HIT ME !!!’ its actually so damn hilarious. sungjin is so different…he’s like shrek, so many layers. he is such a reliable leader, with the vocals n ‘dance’ skills to boot but you forget that he’s actually not the oldest…jae is. he’s so colorful with his unchanging busan accent, his impeccable mandarin pronunciation, his crap claw machine skills, and his consistent authoritarian attitude towards the members even tho they literally call him bob the builder. 

"Boyfriend" Lauren Masterpost

BASICALLY AN ENTIRE POST FULL OF PICTURES AND GIFS OF LAUREN LOOKING LIKE THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND EVEN THOUGH SHE’S OBVIOUSLY NOT A BOY BUT THERES THIS THING WHERE SHE HAS LIKE THIS BOY-ISH FINESSE ABOUT HER SOMETIMES I DONT EVEN KNOW ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN BUT IT’S ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS JUST LOOK

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