it's so original and fun

me: yeah idk i dont really care for romance-centric movies, they tend to be boring and unrelatable

The Shape of Water (2017) by Guillermo del Toro: has sexey fishman, who looks like a cross between abe sapien and thane from mass effect. also protagonist is mute lady who teaches fishman asl and they fall in love and escape from a tropey research facility? doug jones plays fishman ?



You are the future of humans and monsters!

Next part is here! In which Chara settles in with the Dreemurr family and things might actually be okay…at least at first. 

The next and final part will be here in a week!

EDIT: Fixed a spelling error.

Dogs of Future Past Masterpost

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Original “King” Ardyn version

So. Long story short: To accompany my dear as older Noct I needed a ball outfit fir Ardyn. So I cane up with an design for him. I wanted it to be “Ardyn”, more elegant and kingly with a mix of historical and Insomnia style clothing. Thats what i came up with. I really enjoyed creating something on my own again. I will wesr it next weekend and have some pics with makeup later.

*whispers* Still waiting for @jlavisant to draw it…

Let's be more than friends?
Let's be more than friends?

H-H-H-HERE IT IS…the song I wrote for Michael (or rather, that Michael wrote for Jeremy) in chapter two of 24-Hour Life Tickets!

The lyrics aren’t exact since I sorta messed up at one part but wHATEVER

Also please ignore the horrible quality I recorded this in my basement and with my phone so it’s nOT THE BEST
And yeah it’s all acapella since I can’t play an instrument to save my life there’s some clapping in there to give it a nice beat but thas about it frens

Please keep in mind that I am in no way a professional songwriter or anything remotely like that;; I just did this for fun? And I came up with this randomly I didn’t really plan it or anything lol

Now please excuse me while I go and scream into the void


messin w colors and brushes w my boy raz

(water hands from the eyes draws is based on a kickass design for possessed raz by my pal wondla) 

what was this even supposed to be

Sexting in Open Court

@barbabangme I am taking a break from smut forever after this omfg.  I hope it’s not too shit babe.
I am so tired rn but I had to post this tonight. I will be back to writing my fluffy stuffs next week guys. 

Lets put this cute gif of Rafi on it cos why not.

His face totally says “Yeah but you can’t send dirty messages like this and still win your case tho can you?” asdfghjkdsghsdjk I need sleep loool bye

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My first Film...

Ok hum…I received quite a few messages and stuffs about how I should post the short films I made and…Well, why not I guess ? 

So to start I’m posting my first ever actual short film. I made it right after High School when I was 18 and went to London for film school…It was the first time I had a “crew” (I mean, they were my friends) and actors (friends too ahem). Though I had NO BUDGET so everything is homemade which is why it’s…hum…like things look quite shitty. At least I had A LOT OF FUN making it :-). Though there were some fucked up part (remember me talking about sound and working in it ? This film inspired me to do so, because since I was directing and shit, I had other people doing the sound, and there was a huge technical thing, and my boom op kept putting the mic in frame and…the sound was frustrating on this film, that’s why sound’s kinda shitty in there so many fucking problems yo, you have no idea how much I tried to fix in post-prod, the work and lost hours on it…ANYWAY). There could be 324283 things I could say about the making of this film so I’m just gonna shut up.

Oh one last thing : it was filmed in about 12 hours at my house in Ealing, (intense shoot really), and I edited it in about three days. 
Anyway, here’s for the first ever film I made. Ahem. 

Now I’m gonna run and hide. Though feedbacks are always welcome hum hum oué. 


Hooray, I finally finished! This is based on @russianfeya‘s Neon Pink Motorcycle fic. It’s a soulmate AU where people have a mark that changes color depending on the soulmate’s mood. Yuri no longer has a mark (due to Reasons) and it just hit me in the most recent chapter that when Otabek asks “How are you feeling?” he’s actually…you know, comparing notes. :D
Anyway, if that sounds like something you’d like to read, I highly recommend it!

Augus Each Uisge from @not-poignant‘s Fae Tales 

It’s been years and I still love this series to bits.

(Seriously if any of my followers likes stories with supernatural stuff/faeries/magic/etc. and a great plot and characters and great sex scenes as well, it’s on AO3. Pay attention to the warnings before starting reading it though.)