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Dan and Phil x Harry Potter x Life is Strange Crossover

[Part 2 here]

A Concept: You play as Daniel Howell, a young half-blood wizard who mysteriously receives time-rewinding powers at the beginning of his first year at Hogwarts. He realizes his powers do not adhere to the same spatiotemporal constraints as time turners: they do not obey the Novikov Self-Consistency Principle, and can only rewind up to five minutes at a time.  Unbeknownst to Dan, his powers are finite - the rate of depletion is available only to you, the player, in a meter on the right of the screen. For the first half of his time at Hogwarts, you use Dan’s powers to remake decisions to make life easier for him and his Muggle-born best friend Phil. Then, in his fourth year, Harry Freakin’ Potter returns from the maze with a dead body and life for Dan gets really dark really quickly. You realize too late you should probably have conserved your powers for the war.

There are four fixed events in the game: Befriending Phil, Cedric’s death, Dumbledore’s death, and Dan’s powers running out sometime during the Battle of Hogwarts.

i keep seeing people saying things about phil’s new video from yesterday like:
“it’s staged”
“he made it so people would shut up about what happened last week”
“he lied”

how about y'all shut the fuck up and realize that its just a fucking video he made all in good fun.

another thing, none of your business about what their relationship status is or the things they do together. they should be able to have things that are private, but y'all are way too up their asses to care about what they think and how they feel and that makes me fucking sick.

before you guys ask, yes i do watch dan and phil regularly, have post notifs on for them on youtube, i follow them on instagram, twitter, and here on tumblr. i am a fan, but y'all phannies are taking this way too seriously.

I would like to extend my heartfelt thanks to Gravity Falls for reintroducing me to one of the most wonderfully poisonous movie villains of all time and for making me rewatch The Night of the Hunter after too many years of neglecting to do so

anonymous asked:

Ahhh if you ever do feel like drawing BakuSero I would just about die because I love that rare pair soooooo much and there is next to nothing for it

Holy shit I thought I was literally shipping that ship by myself, but here you are, amazing !!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway don’t worry I’ll definitely draw something for it sooner or later anon, I love it way too much to never give in haha

Anon said: my day started out terrible but your sero and kaminari saved the day (like most of your drawings do) ty ily

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m super glad to hear that!!!!!!! I hope the rest of your day will be as amazing as it can be, anon!!!

Anon said: A) why isn’t it franswers? B) Kaminari has a habit of just watching (unbreakable) things just fall if he fails to catch it or it slips out of his hands. like he doesn’t move to get it, he just watches it fall with a blank face

A) that’s a great question that would deserve an equally great answer which sadly I don’t have??? like, why isn’t it franswers??? it should definitely be franswers t b h - B) yes and also I feel Kaminari a lot. Like, mood and also same. As usual hahaha

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False-Heart - Optional Bias Angst Scenario, Part III (Finale)

part one. - part two.

prompt: he’s everything you could ask for, and you’ve been with him for almost a year now, but that doesn’t compare to the three years he’s also been spending with her

cw: cheating


It was the day of the baby shower and you and Nari were contemplating whether or not you should go.

You had been sent an invitation from his parents (as they knew you as one of his friends) a week ago and while you wanted to avoid drama, you didn’t want to disrespect his parents wishes.

You had decided on a baby pink short jumpsuit with a white turtleneck underneath, Nari threw on some blue jeans and an old Shinee concert t-shirt.

You both wore high ponytails and heels just to set the outfits it in place.

“There won’t be any drama, who’s gonna fight at a baby shower?” Nari chuckled as you both walked out the door.

You hoped she was right.


The hotel setting was more prestigious than you would’ve liked, and both families had their noses stuck high as they looked at you and your best friend.

His father came to sit with you for about an hour, joking and laughing with you while also telling stories.

Jiyoung sat on the other side of the room, clinging to his arm almost desperately, trying to get him to not walk over to sit at your table.

She couldn’t hold on for long, as his dad continued to keep you and Nari company, he used it as an excuse to slip into an empty seat at your table.

Nari cracked a small smile at him (she was warming up to him, at least) and you smiled sweetly, feeling your face flare up with heat when he slid his fingers through yours under the table.

His father squints at you and you quickly look away, trying to look as inconspicuous about your locked hands as possible.

He lingers for a little longer before standing and turning to his son, “Yah,” You both look at him, but he’s only looking at the boy beside you, “I wish you would take better care of your well being, I can see who truly makes you happy, but you don’t treat her well.”

His father glances at you in a short second, so fast you think you’re imagining it, so you act as if you’re playing on your phone, fidgeting under the table.

He walks back to the table with his wife, who is doting on Jiyoung with a giant smile on her face, and you turn away, looking at a blushing Nari beside you.

“I need to touch up my foundation, I’m getting oily, can you come with me?” She quickly asks.

You turn to your other side, finding him already staring at you.

But he doesn’t speak, he looks as if he’s thinking really hard about something.

“I’m going to the bathroom, you can go back to Jiyoung, she might get mad or somebody will get suspicious;.”

He stays silent for a few seconds, before flickering his eyes between you and your intertwined hands under the table.

“I’ll be here when you get back.” He simply says.

Nari’s already standing looking at you both impatiently.

You stand, having to roughly pull your fingers from his and walking to catch up to Nari’s fast pace.


“I think he knows.” Nari says as she applies powder to her face.

“Who?”

“You know what I’m talking about.”

“His dad?” You turn to the mirror, opting to reapply your lip gloss.

“He was obviously speaking about you, his dad knows that you guys are together.”

“I doubt it… and if he did, so what?”

“What do you mean ‘so what’? You can’t be together because of his parents, right? Well one parent knows, you’re one step closer to being together.”
“At this point, it’s too late, Nari.” She looks at you with her eyebrows scrunched up, “He’s having a baby with her, even if they break up, he’ll still have to take care of Jiyoung and her baby and I don’t think I’d be happy about that.”

Nari stays silent, before pressing her fingers to your face and squishing your cheeks as she makes cute sounds, trying to make you smile.

“Let’s go eat some cake.”


Sure enough, he was there when you got back, standing to follow you and Nari to the sweets table.

You knew she was trying to distract you from him, but it failed when she caught sight of the chocolate fountain, her eyes lit up and she was gone.

“When was the last time she had chocolate?” He asks beside you.

“It’s been months.”

He turns to you giggling before nudging your shoulder lightly, making you laugh as well.

“What are you doing tonight?” He tilts his head down at you.

“Catching up on Cheese in the Trap and, probably, doing my nails, why?”

“Do you have homework?”
“No, dad.”

“Don’t make fun of me, I have to make sure you’re serious about school, you slack off too much.”

“I know you’re not talking about me, my grades are twice as good as yours.”

“Yah! It’s not my fault you were born so smart,” He nudges you again. “Some of us have a hard time paying attention in class.”

“Why did you ask?” You go back to the original subject.

“We should go out for dinner… tonight, I need to tell you something and I can’t do it here.”

“Tonight?” You raise an eyebrow, “Isn’t Jiyoung going to want to spend the rest of the evening with you?”

“She gets tired easily, she’ll be knocked out by 8.”

“Where did you wanna go?”

“To that French restaurant near the city borders, it’s a little far, but we have a lower chance of being caught.”

“Hmm,” You tap a finger on your chin, “How many bottles of champagne can I drink?”
“As many as you want.”


Nari was rolling her eyes from her bed, as she watched you brush your hair at your glass light up vanity.

“What?”
“I can’t believe you guys are going out, right after her baby shower.”

“He has something to tell me, and I’m really curious about what it is.”

Nari stood up from her desk, glaring down at you before putting her hands at the deep v-neck of your jumper and pulling them closer together to cover your chest.

“You need to put those away.” She laughs as you swat her hands away.

“I’ll tell you what happens when I get back, just let me go, okay? I’ll be fine.”


He had really gone out of his way with this one, making sure to get a table in the far back, away from other guests sight.

When you had arrived he sat nervously, leg bouncing under the table as he looked up at you with a quick glance.

You smile at him and he smiles back, but it’s faint and eventually disappears when you sit down at the booth.

“I already ordered for you, I didn’t want the waiter to come back, she looked like a fan.” He says, embarrassed. “And I got you your champagne.”

He pointed to the three bottles at the lower end of the table, all rosé and perfectly chilled.

There was escargot in front of your seat along with a bread, cheese and fruit platter on the side.

Fresh honey with its honeycomb dripped on the cheese cutting board as well.

“Did you want to tell me before I ate or after?” You tap an acrylic nail on your fork. “You don’t seem too happy to tell me, so maybe we should eat first?”

“It’s good news.”

“Oh.”

That was a first.

“But you should enjoy your food while it’s hot.”

You comply, ignoring his intense gaze as he watches you carefully eat the cheesy seasoned snails from it’s bowl.

“Are you not going to eat?” You tilt your head, looking up at him, sticking a cheese slice into your mouth as you reach for one of the bottles on your right.

He blinks before turning to his plate of aligot, tearing the meat softly and dipping it in the cheese dip.

After your fourth snail, you set your fork down, pouting at him from your seat, and he notices, smiling at your cute expression.

“I can’t eat with this silence, and I’m anxious, can’t you tell me now?”

He giggles, pressing his cheeks into the palms of his hands.

“I don’t know how to word this…”

You sip at your drink, eyeing the cheese platter as you waited for him to finish his thoughts.

“So, Jiyoung went to her doctor’s appointment last week, right?” You nod, deciding to finish the escargot as he spoke, “And, since she’s five months pregnant I asked if we could get a paternity test…”

You almost choke, well you do, and he quickly rushes to your side in a dramatic matter, patting your back as he tries to quiet you down.

Your eyes are watery as you turn to him, doe-eyed and confused.

“Why would you ask that?”
“I hate to be vulgar, but we hadn’t had sex in almost eight months, Jiyoung had a rebellious phase the first time she found out I cheated, so I figured…”

“The first time?”
“Jiyoung figured it out when you disappeared the day after she told you about the engagement… well, she didn’t figure it out then, but when she realized how frantic I was in finding you, she put it together.”

“So, what happened?”
“We got it done a day after the appointment and the results came today, I didn’t tell her because it was her baby shower, and I’m not so much of a ruthless person as to ruin this for her.”

You’re still stuffing your cheeks as he speaks and he has to look away to avoid doting on how cute you are.

“The test was negative, as expected.”

“What?”
“The baby isn’t mine.”

“So this means…”

“That I can leave Jiyoung and we can be together.”

“How will you explain it to you-”
“As far as my mother knows, you’re just a sweet friend that I have that I sometimes hang out with, Jiyoung having a baby with someone who isn’t me, her fiancé, would look treacherous to my mother, basically, you look like an angel compared to her.”

You couldn’t stop crybaby tears from forming in your eyes, so you turned away, looking at the deep cherry colored wall.

He pressed a hand on your elbow, pulling to get you turn to him.

It made you refuse, turning your face away as he tried harder to get you to look at him, ultimately pressing your chest to the chair, opting to look at the seat cushion.

“Are you crying?” He laughs.

“Don’t laugh at me.” He can hear the whine in your voice.

He takes one of your hands and pulls up, now with more force.

“Jagiya~ look at me~”

You laugh, turning your head that’s rested on the seat to glance at him.

“You’re pretty when you cry.” He taps his fingers on your wrist.

“Thanks.” You say sarcastically, pushing your face back into the cushion.

“Jagiya, are you happy?”

He pulls on your arm one last time, and you allow him to pull you up.

He settles you in the crook of his neck, pulling your legs to rest on his and rubbing your back.

“We finally get to be together.”

He nods sweetly, hugging you tight.


Nari couldn’t help but smile when she sees you walk through the door, twirling around and singing a lullaby softly as you tried to stand straight on your feet.

You told her the news when she asked, and she smiled even harder, trying to get you dressed for bed,

“You’re going to have a terrible hangover in the morning.” She laughs, dropping you into your bed.


He had announced the break up to the public a few days ago, so Jiyoung’s instagram had turned private and so had his.

To be quite honest, you were surprised to hear that he had actually done it.

Nari showed you the article in equal amount of shock.

“I didn’t think he’d do it…” She whispers.

“I’m just as confused as you.”

Your phone lit up on the kitchen counter, vibrating against the marble.

“Speak of the devil.” You answer the phone immediately.

“Hey.” He says, almost inaudibly.

“Hi.” You say back.

“You saw the news?”

“Yeah, I’m proud of you.”

“Thank you.”

You both stay silent for a few seconds and Nari moves closer to hear the conversation.

“So what did your parents say?”
“I told my dad first and he understood, I just told my mom a few minutes ago, I don’t know how she’s taking it, but she’ll get over it.”

“So why did you call?”

“My dad wants to have dinner tomorrow.” He sighs, “With us.”

“Wait, what?”

“He says he wants to properly meet you, as my girlfriend.”

“We just started officially dating, I don’t know if-”
“My mom won’t be rude if my dad is there, I promise, and even if she does, I’ll take care of you.”

“I don’t know if I can do it.”

“You can. I can talk the whole time and you’ll be okay.” He stays quiet for a while before he opens his mouth again, “Do you want me to invite my grandma? She knows how to break the ice pretty well.”

“Wouldn’t that be worse? Isn’t she even more traditional than your mom?”


He bursts into laughter, calming down when he realizes you’re serious, “She’s the least traditional person in the family. I don’t think that word is even in her dictionary.”

“If it makes me feel better… then why not?”

“Okay, I’ll make sure she comes, I’ll call you later tonight, okay? I gotta help Jiyoung move out.”

“Right.”

“I love you, princess.” You could hear the cheesy, mocking smile on his face from the other line.

“I love you too, ugly.”

Nari starts to laugh.


“Are you done, yet?” He yells from the other side of the door.

“No.”

“What are you doing?” His voice gets high-pitched in a whine.

“I don’t know what to do with my hair.”

“It’s dinner at my parent’s house, we’re gonna end up sleeping over there anyway, you should just look comfortable.”

You yank open the door with a pouty look on your face, “Do I look comfortable to you?”

“You look gorgeous.”
“Why didn’t you tell me? I’m wearing an almost 2,000 dollar Givenchy dress and you come here to tell me that we’re just going to your house to eat some homemade kimchi and watch reruns of an old drama on your parent’s TV?”

“I thought you knew?” He laughs.

“You know what?”

You pull the dress off from your shoulders, leaving it on the floor and walking to your bedroom.

You throw on a white turtleneck and put your brown pinafore dress over it, before grabbing his arm and leading him out the door.


His grandmother meets you at the door, smiling brightly as she bows at both of you and giggles, muttering something to him as you walk in.

“Mother’s not back from work, so we can just get a snack if you’re hungry.” He says, placing his hand on your lower back.

Even though he claims his grandmother isn’t traditional, you lightly push his hand away, not really wanting to show too much affection in front of her.

She walks into the kitchen and you both follow her, meeting his dad on the way in.

He stands smiling, rushing to you first and squeezing your cheeks in his large hands.

He exclaims your name, before hugging you tightly.

“Hi dad, how are you?” You ask him in Korean, mood already turning cheerful.

He told you long time ago just to refer to him as dad, and only now did you notice that Jiyoung always had to use formalities when addressing him, you thought it was out of respect, but now you’re thinking something else.

“I’m good, you look so pretty.” He takes your hands, holding them both. “Why’d you straighten your hair, it looks better curly.”

“Did we come here to have you criticize her?” You hear a joking voice beside you.

He now turns to his son, pulling him into a big hug that warms you up inside.

As they start to talk, his grandmother lightly takes one of her hands, pulling you deeper into the kitchen quietly before smiling sweetly at you and dropping your hands.

“You are his girlfriend?” She asks, she speaks Korean slowly to be courteous to you.

Your cheeks flare up and you stutter your answer before you feel a hand on your hip, “Yes, grandma, she is my girlfriend.”

Just as she opens her mouth a second time the front door sounds as it opens, you all turned towards the entrance, your nerves getting to you when you hear the soft voice of his mom as she mumbles to herself down the hall.

He squeezes your hip side that he’s holding, muttering that you’ll be okay.

She enters the kitchen out of breath, brushing her hair back and stretching from exhaustion.

Her eyes land on her husband first, they hug briefly and he asks how her day was, but before she answers she makes eye contact with you.

She pulls away from her husband, walking cautiously up to you and her son.

“Who’s this?”

“Mother, this is my girlfriend that I was telling you about.”

She examines you, eyes squinting as they glaze over your small figure.

“Stop scaring the girl.” Grandma says from behind, she pulls on you, letting you stand beside her as she lightly rubs your back. “She’s harmless.”

You already know what it is when you see her walk out, holding her son’s arm in a rough manner as they walk outside to the patio.

There’s an awkward silence, which is interrupted by the bubbly laughter of Grandma.

“Don’t be so stiff, you’re too pretty to be so stressed.”

She wasn’t lying.

“Come help me cook, you know how to cook?” You nod, holding in a relieved smiling.

“Good girl, go get the vegetables in the fridge for me.”

You smile as you walk to the fridge.

Maybe this dinner wouldn’t go as bad as you thought.


Dinner would’ve been quiet if his grandmother hadn’t decided to play a loud instrumental CD while you all ate.

The music was pretty, filled with harps and flutes and drums, but it didn’t take away from the obvious tension still in the room.

“So what are you in school for?…If you are in school?” His mother breaks the silence, eyes piercing at you.

“I’m in the medical field for anesthesiology, I’m in my second year.”

You can tell she’s impressed, but she stays silent.

You can hear the chuckle (which turns into a cough, to not seem rude) that comes from her husband.

“Which university?”

“Yonsei.”

“Do you have a job?”
“Yes, ma’am, I work at a coffee shop near the university campus.”

“I see.”

You twitch as you feel his hand creep up on your knee, he squeezes it sweetly before sipping at his drink.

“I think I’ve heard and seen everything I need to know.”

Your breath hitches in your throat as you look her in the eyes, her eyes are almost kind but still hold a level to ice in them.

“So…when’s the wedding?” She smiles at you.

You could burst into tears at that very moment.


ahhhhhhhhh!!! so i decided to do a happy ending bc i’m the queen of happy endings and happiness, so that’s a wrap for false-hearted (i may write an epilouge, if i’m in for it) but anyways

thanks for reading~

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FILLMORE! (2002)

an American animated television series created by Scott M. Gimple for ABC and, later, Toon Disney. Based on popular police dramas of the 1970s, Fillmore! is centered on reformed juvenile delinquent Cornelius Fillmore and his partner Ingrid Third, who solve crimes as members of the Safety Patrol at X Middle School. The series was aimed at young teenagers, but also skewed an older audience with its ‘70s references.

Why was it special?: WHAT WOULD NORMALLY BE A TIRESOME 1-EPISODE JOKE IN ANY OTHER SHOW ENDED UP MAKING A GREAT SERIES.

We’ve all seen this kind of plotline in cartoons before; parody episodes where a character is a secret agent, detective, or cop of some description. They usually have the aesthetics or lingo of what they’re trying to copy and sometimes it can be funny. Now imagine if you will, an entire animated series based on this idea that some others can barely squeeze out an episodes worth of materials for.

Would it work?

Ohh it can, and it can be fantastically entertaining while playing its jokes and parodies completely straight.

Normally it’s hard for me to say with a straight face that any property made by Disney is forgotten since… well, it’s Disney. Most of the time even their lamest, most forgettable, or most uninteresting movies and t.v. shows have some sort of rabid cult following but this– there isn’t really a whole lot of buzz. I didn’t watch it since it was on the ABC Family channel on Saturday morning as part of the warm-up act to Disney’s recently acquired Power Rangers and Digimon and I wasn’t ll that interested in either at that point so I passed this block up.

I really wish I did watch it because there were some decent cartoons (that later found their way to the Disney Channel and Toon Disney) and I feel like I probably would’ve liked Fillmore! the best.

It’s a lot of fun to watch! You can see what facets of those 70′s cop shows are being parodied and it’s a gas to see them shown in a family friendly way and it never really gets tiresome.

Now’s the time we get into the real meat & potatoes of this post, the reason it’s being featured on Black Animation Month. The series takes place in a  fairly diverse, and realistic school setting with lots of different kids but the main draw is our Black protagonist who’s a play on the ex-convict turned good cop trope. He knows how the criminal mind works and will stop at nothing to see justice prevail.

It’s silly and it can get way over the top, but it’s a cartoon, so it works. I don’t know, Pix, you watched this cartoon and you liked it, tell us all why we should like it too.



What can I say about the glorious Fillmore! that hasn’t been said by it’s fans before? The awesome cop adventures of Fillmore and Ingrid. They even had the “frustrated police chief” in the form of Horatio Vallejo.  
It’s a cult show maybe too good for television during its run, heck maybe even now. A unique spin on 70’s cop shows set in the halls of a middle school is a cool enough premise on its own. But having  a diverse cast set with some smart writing truly made this show stellar.
I think what really made this show work with me is basically how its ole Cornelius Fillmore and his fellow force on the safety patrol is handled.
So many times, when a cartoon or television show involves a black lead or any other person of color, the creative powers that be try to specifically pinpoint on that aspect of that character’s race or culture. The character’s skin color and family roots becomes the focus point of that show.
I understand why, and as a black male, I think that’s needed in media as far as representation. It’s a way to educate the masses without being limited creatively, while also aiming to properly represent a target audience that rarely gets any recognition.
Yet, representation in media goes beyond that concept, and few creative powers truly understand that. Representation in media also includes shows that just simply have a person of color as a protagonist or in the spotlight, while what happens to that character or the stories they share support what that show is about. Just like any other cartoon or show, you’re weighed more on the general writing and presentation than how you handle, in this case, a character’s blackness or how in tune it specially is to black culture. It would be like (finally) casting Idris Elba as James Bond. The character of Bond wouldn’t really change with such a casting decision, nor any of the obstacles he might have to endure. The only thing that changes is the perception that white males have to be the standard of norm in media and Hollywood.
In a way, it’s also like Miles Morales as Spider-Man. On the surface, as a kid who grew up reading Spider-Man comics, I like the fact that he’s black and happens to be Spider-Man. But what’s really made me love the character even more than Parker is Morales overall struggle to pay homage to the original while carving out his own identity and handling his own obstacles. He experiences struggles as a superhero that could only be unique to the name of Spider-Man. Yet he also experiences struggles that could only be unique to him as his own character. That’s what truly makes him so cool.
And this was the same feeling I got from watching Fillmore! Cornelius is a black cop..er..um..I mean safety patrol member. That’s never really shied away. But its his experiences solving cases and the obstacles he and the rest of the diverse cast endure that take center stage. And luckily when you’ve got superb writing, great jokes, and memorable characters, you want all of that to be the focus.
The fact that you’ve got Fillmore in the lead is just icing on the cake. 


Sometimes it’s the little things that really mean the most, and the little thing from me is that any other day this would be featured as a GOOD FORGOTTEN CARTOON

TRIVIA

  • This was the final series produced solely by Walt Disney Television Animation, before producing shows exclusively with Disney Channel, and also the final ABC Saturday morning cartoon. 
  • The series was cancelled in 2004 due to low ratings, but maintains a dedicated fanbase and is considered a cult hit. Reruns later aired on Disney Channel, Toon Disney, and Disney XD
  • While the series has not been released on home video or DVD, all 26 episodes are available for digital download in German from iTunes Germany.

CLOSING THOUGHTS

Not much left to say that hasn’t been said already except that this is a cartoon that deserves to not be forgotten. I’m trusting all of you out there to make sure that doesn’t happen.

PSA

If you haven’t watched the Dad of Light series on Netflix, you should. I’ve teared up/cried in like every episode. It’s really good at making FFXIV part of the story but not in a way where you have to had played it to understand or feel the same emotions. It’s so good.

The characters are all amazing, it’s so feel good. Like for example the main character is kind of an introvert and in a drama you’d expect the tough, good-looking guy at his work to bully him or be a rival, but they’re both supportive of each other!

The way they use the game music and jingles is ingenious too. I highly recommend fans of Final Fantasy watch Dad of Light!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

boyfriend!kyungsoo

• you always thought he was intimidating bc of that little glare he does every so often so you never talked to him and he thought you hated him which was why he never talked to you

• but it was really just lack of communication and the both of you had this mutual attraction towards each other but couldn’t bring yourselves to say it

• but you’re good friends with jongin and chanyeol and the both of them are just stuck in the middle and have to listen to both you and kyungsoo babble on and on about how cute the other person is and how they wished they could talk to you

• it just reached a point where they got v fed up and was like ‘yo we gotta make them hookup i can’t take this anymore’

• so jongin convinced you and chanyeol convinced kyungsoo to go on a blind date w each other // which was a v V close call btw bc chanyeol doesn’t know how to be lowkey

• jongin wanted to go for something big like that expensive french restaurant downtown that serves fucking escargot and champagne or whatever but chanyeol was like ‘nAAAhhh fham, it’s too much effort, just make em go to the moo milk bar or smth’

• jongin actually wanted to protest against this ‘moo milk bar’ idea but the blind date was so last minute that it ended up getting planned so poorly and later when you both start dating, kyungsoo blames chanyeol for taking his first ever date w the girl he likes so lightly

• the both of you were fuming when you found out that a suggestion that sehun made, just to be a brat, was to make your first date at fucking Subway and chANYEOL ACTUALLY TOOK HIM SERIOUSLY

• but then mama suho came along and saved the day all like ‘nono u idiots, u gotta take her to AT LEAST a sushi buffet cmon’ so everyone settled on that but made suho pay the bill bc he always has the money $$$$

• so you show up and kyungsoo showed up but the second you saw him you were fuckfuCK GOTTA BLAST-

• kyungsoo was v mad at himself for not knowing it would be you bc cmon, who ELSE would they put him on a blind date with

• but more than being angry at himself, he was v angry w chanyeol :)))) and he was just messaging him all like

• ‘chanyeol istg u lil shit do you understand what you’ve just done, dO Y OU UNDERST NA D HOW MUCH SHIT YOU JUST G OT MEIN T O ISTG HOE YOU BETTER PREPARE TO SQUARE FUCK UP BC THIS 173 CM BODY WILL ROUND HOUSE KICK YOU 173 KILOMETRES AWAY FROM ME WHEN I GET BACK’

• everything was just a huge fucking mess, both of you barely spoke a word during dinner, the people behind you had an obnoxious seven year old that just would :)) stop :)))) rocking back and forth in his chair :))) and kyungsoo tripped on his own feet while pulling out your chair to sit just to be a gentlemen

• but you told your friend abt this blind date and you asked her to call you and pick you up in case it was going to shit but the second she calls you, the fucking darth vader theme just resonates throughout the whole restaurant and you’re fumbling your phone bc it was so loud like ‘fuck shit wa itoka y i swear i wasn’t trying to bail out on you i jsut-’

• but kyungsoo is like ‘hold up ,,,, you like Star Wars?“

• so ya you both ditched your meal imMEDIATELY after you both finished it and paid and just went to your unit in your condo to watch Star Wars movies

• everybody was getting so worried but when kyungsoo busted in the dorms looking tired as shit with prominent eyebags, everyone was like ‘kyunGSOO FUCKING SHIT, YOU GOT ACTION RIGHT ON THE FIRST NIGHT !!!!!!’

• ‘wh- what … ????? n- no ,,,, nO o HGO D NO, WAIT LET ME EXPLAIN WE JUST WATCHED MOVIES ALL NIGHT I SWEAr-’

• but that was most probably the best shitty date he has ever been on

• you constantly argue over anakin skywalker

• ‘no, christ, kyungsoo, you don’t understand okay anakin jUST MADE A MISTAKE HE JUST NEEDED A LIL LOVE-’

• tbh kyungsoo couldn’t care less abt anakin, he’s more of an obi wan kenobi person but he only snaps back at you bc 1) you only like anakin bc he’s hot and 2) he doesn’t want to know which celebrities you find attractive other than him

• but really, he tries to avoid ACTUAL arguments as much as possible bc when he gets way too into it, he literally will not stfu and sometimes he talks so much that it results into you crying bc you got so frustrated with him and kyungsoo is just like 'agh fuck :)))’

• v afraid of your parents, esP your father

• when he came over to your house to have dinner for the first time, your dad was generally nice and was like aye whattup and put his hand on kyungsoo’s shoulder as a casual man-to-man welcome and he literally tensed as harD AS a fucking rock

• he was sweating profusely during dinner and your mom was just like ??? u good fham ????

• 'wh- whAT ??? ohOHOH O me ??? im pERFEC T :)) fAntAS TIC ACTUALLY !!! hOoO boy, it suRE IS A LIL HUMID IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME !! :))))’

• kyungsoo is usually v composed and calm and chill and hella rad but all it took was one dinner to send his walls crashing down

• overall, dinner was a success bc aside from, you know, your boyfriend being a nervous wRECK- he was v v polite and respectful and made his intentions w you clear + your parents liked him bc he was talented

• your parents invite him over for karaoke night a lot and always make him sing open arms by journey // and if they’re feeling pushy, maybe sabor ami

• you call him 'mom’ as a nickname bc cMOn okay, he can cook, sing you to sleep, clean up after your mess, look out after your needs and once you proposed to him w a ring pop

• probably the furthest you ever took this joke was when it was 2 in the morning and you wanted to text your mom who was on a night shift at her work to get you some on sale cereal on her way back home in a couple hours but you accidentally called kyungsoo

• he still brings it up to this day w a scowl on his face and uses that as his excuse every time he does something wrong

• 'okay yeah, i might’ve eaten that last slice of cake in the fridge that was primarily for you but remember that one time you called me at 2am :)))) a night before a concert, mind you :)))) thinking i was ur mom and asking me to get you some fucking honey nut cheerios :))))’

• 'ok listen that was oNCE’

• you guys sing in the shower a lot

• w8 don’t misunderstand, not tOGETHER IN THE SHOWER but when yall have your separate turns both of you sing a lot which causes the other person who’s in the kitchen or smth to hum along :)))

• he always cleans up after your messes

• when you have some friends over and have a makeup night or smth and they leave, your whole room is just a mess with bread crumbs everywhere, maybe some spilt water, and kyungsoo will literally stop whatever he’s doing to help you clean up bc 1) he hates mess and 2) he feels uncomfortable with the sight of you cleaning alone

• isn’t a fan of couple items so when you asked if you could at least have like, something v discreet like couple rings, he was like ,,,,,, yo idk ,,,, if the media and the company finds out about us i ,,,

• this slightly upset you but you gotta understand his point of view bc idol life is hard so you just smile all like lmao right i got you its all good, i didn’t really want em anyway but the idea just sounded cool hahahHA

• but lay awake at night just thinking about it and is all like yo jongin, u up

• so he just kinda chats w him for the next hour or so just contemplating bc he’s just like 'ik she wants these rings man gdi she told me she doesn’t want them bUT I KNOW SHE DOES so like ??? what should i do ???? i kinda want them too they’re cute af but the manager might bust my ass joNGIN DID YOU FALL ASLEEP’

• but one day when you’re both watching those star wars cartoons on teletoon or smth, he’s like hey gimme ur hand and you’re like k and she just kinda slips that ring into your finger

• you’re just kinda staring at it wide eyed and before you can say anything, he’s just like 'w8 ok this is not a proposal, i would’ve given it much more thought than this if it was’

• so he has this habit now that he takes your hand and kisses your finger that the ring is on

• gives you tremendous support in your studies

• when you’re confused w something, he’ll either come over or FaceTime you to help you study or when you’re distracted, he’ll get your focus back on track like what would u do w/o do kyungsoo honestly

• whenever you both watch a romantic drama movie that he’s starring in that has many cute and romantic scenes w his costars, he points at a close-to-kissing scene all like 'i was thinking of you when i had to shoot this okay’ or 'don’t pay attention to this, let’s skip it forward’ or 'im just going to remind you right now that you’re my number 1 and i love you so much’

• and you’re like chill soo, i know

• probably willing to buy you pads or tampons

• literally willing to do anything or try anything for you

• one time he asked you what your favourite dish was and you said smth like idk, beef stroganoff ????

• he was like hm i dont know how to make that and you were like lmao it’s chill, only my mom knows how to make it and if you thought he would let go of the topic so easily, guess what’s coming

• you come back home from school or work, tired as shit and ready to take a nap but the second you enter your house, a smELL SO GOOD AND SO FAMILIAR WAFTS TOWARDS YOUR NOSE AND YOURE LIKE WAIT IS THAT-

• yes fam, it’s kyungsoo in the kitchen cooking your favourite beef stroganoff

• you’re like holy shit and he’s like try it !!! and it tastes exactly !!! like !!! your mom’s !!!!!! and you’re like hey how did you get this recipe, its my moms secret and soo was like lmao i asked for it :))

• he rarely ever cries but the only time you remember him crying was on his birthday and he was in another country on tour so he couldn’t spend it w you but the boys planned smth and next thing he knows, your face is on the big screen on stage and the fans have their flashlights out and waving it all around and everyone including yourself is singing him a happy birthday and he just :’)))))))

• so when the concert is over, the whole fandom knows about your relationship but let’s not talk about that bc its kyungsoo’s birthday and he spent the whole night facetiming you and just expressing his gratitude

• 'i love you so much for this, you know that?’

• 'yes soo, ive only known in the past five times you’ve told me in the last ten minutes’

• he also gives the best hugs

• usually, he’d just lazily snake an arm around your shoulder to pull you close and give you a forehead kiss or smth; kinda like a half hug

• but in times when you haven’t seen each other in long whiles, like when he’s back from tour and you come to the airport to meet him, he will put both hands around your waist and clasp them at your back so you can’t get out and lean back a lil so you gotta go on your tippy toes

• he’s also gonna put a hand at the back of your head and kiss either your temple or your hair

anonymous asked:

yoo The Big Town is so mmmmmm its got Diane Lane stripping and everything like wowza (tf @ me) and Matt is so sexy too but Diane be doin shiz that aint too good. Its rated R but totally worth it in my opinion lmao - not ur babe bc what. you didnt hear it from meeeee

yesssss i know man i wanna watch it but i would feel so weird if i did because of all the bad stuff in it ;-; so imma just wait till im older, but yeah i saw the trailer for it and i was about to watch it but i was like- i should wait-

Riarkle's First Kiss
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b></b> This scene was requested by anon. It's based off of Luke and Lorelai's first kiss in the season 4 finale of Gilmore Girls "Raincoats and Recipes". Everybody is in their thirties. Riley and Maya just open their own inn together. They are throwing a test run for everyone they know.<p/><b>Location:</b> Honey Peaches Inn.<p/><b>Dining room</b> <p/><b></b> The dining room is full of people from the town. They are playing games at every table. Farkle, Zay, and Lucas are playing poker. Riley is walking around to make sure everyone is having a good time. Farkle watches her and smiles. Riley sees him and smiles back.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> (waving his hand in front of Farkle's face) Earth to Farkle. Are you paying attention? It's your turn.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I just got distracted.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Yeah, we noticed.<p/><b></b> Zay gets up.<p/><b>Zay:</b> (yawns) I think I should head up to bed. Are you coming, Farkle?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> No, I'm going to stay down here awhile.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Don't stay too long. I need you.<p/><b></b> Zay leaves.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Is there something going on with you two?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> No. Tonight's the first time that he is sharing a bed with Smackle all night.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> So?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Zay gets night terrors. He's afraid that he will scare off Smackle. He wants me to stop him from traumatizing her.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> What does he do?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Apparently he does random things. But the one constant thing that happens is he always ends up running outside naked and screaming.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Poor Smackle.<p/><b></b> Maya walks in the dining room. She sits with Farkle and Lucas.<p/><b>Maya:</b> What's going on losers?<p/><b>Lucas:</b> We're just talking about Zay's night terrors.<p/><b>Maya:</b> He still does that?<p/><b></b> Farkle watches Riley as she is talking to some guy. She looks upset that he is there.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Farkle, are you paying attention?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Who's that guy?<p/><b>Maya:</b> (turns around to see Riley and the guy talking) That's Charlie Gardner.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> That's her ex-boyfriend?<p/><b>Maya:</b> Yeah. I didn't know he'll be here.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Are they getting back together?<p/><b>Maya:</b> I have no idea. Why?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> No reason.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> We should head up to bed.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Good idea. Good night Farkle.<p/><b></b> Lucas and Maya leave. Farkle sits there. One by one people start heading off to bed, leaving Farkle alone. Farkle walks to the library in the inn and sits down. He starts reading his self-help book on love. He hears footsteps and turns around. He sees Charlie standing there.<p/><b>Charlie:</b> Hi, I'm Charlie.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Farkle.<p/><b>Charlie:</b> So, you're the famous Farkle that Riley keeps talking about?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Yep, that's me. So what are you doing here?<p/><b>Charlie:</b> I wanted to wish my girlfriend good luck on her inn.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I thought you broke up.<p/><b>Charlie:</b> We did. But now we are back together. I realized she's the right one for me. She's right, I'm right, we're right.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> (annoyed) Right.<p/><b>Charlie:</b> She's the best thing to ever happen to me.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> (getting more annoyed) That's great. I hope you will be happy together.<p/><b>Charlie:</b> We will.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I have to go.<p/><b></b> Farkle starts heading to the front door. Riley walks in and see Farkle.<p/><b>Riley:</b> You would not believe what just happened.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I believe it. Congratulations on your inn.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Are you leaving? What's wrong?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Ask your boyfriend.<p/><b></b> Farkle walks outside. Riley follows him.<p/><b>Riley:</b> What? I'm confused. Are you talking about Charlie?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I had to listen to him talk about you two getting back together. He talk about you being right, him being right, and the whole time I was thinking about how wrong I was, thinking you felt the same way I did.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Charlie and I are not back together. I'll deal with him later. I'm still not certain how you feel.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I think I made my intentions clear. I brought you your favorite flowers today.<p/><b>Riley:</b> And I love them.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I dressed up for you. And I never dressed up for anyone.<p/><b>Riley:</b> You look very handsome.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Last week, when we left Auggie and Ava's wedding and I walked you home, I thought we shared a moment. I don't know if it meant anything to you, but it meant something to me.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Of course it meant something to me. How could you think it didn't?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I don't know. You haven't say anything about it since it happened.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Neither have you. I've been waiting for you to bring it up.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I never been good with talking about feelings. My self-help book said-<p/><b>Riley:</b> You have a self-help book?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> That's not important. But the thing is that I'm supposed to let my actions speak louder than my words.<p/><b>Riley:</b> What does that mean?<p/><b></b> Farkle steps closer to Riley while she steps back.<p/><b>Riley:</b> What are you doing?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Will you just stay still?<p/><b></b> Farkle pulls Riley closer to him. They stare in each other's eyes. Farkle leans down to kiss Riley. They both get into the kiss. They pull back from each other.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (flustered) Wow!<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Wow!<p/><b></b> Riley stares at Farkle. She steps forward. Farkle steps backwards.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> What are you doing?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Will you just stay still?<p/><b></b> Riley kisses Farkle. It's more passionate than the first kiss. They both deepen the kiss. They pulled back again. They are more flustered than before. They are about to kiss again when...<p/><b>Zay:</b> AHHHHHHHHHHHH!<p/><b></b> Zay comes dashing down the stairs still sleeping and naked and runs outside.<p/><b>Riley:</b> What's going on?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> It's a long story. It's a Zay thing. We'll talk more later?<p/><b>Riley:</b> I'm looking forward to it.<p/><b></b> Farkle chases Zay. Riley watches. She goes back inside and smiles.<p/><b></b> The end.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
ALSO,

If you like scary movies, like supernatural/psychological creepy shit, please watch Lake Mungo.

There are no jumpscares, lound clanging music, gore, or cheesey tropes

It’s just an all around unsettling “oooh shit” kind of movie

I’m currently halfway through and I’m very much in an “oooh shit” kind of place in life

August Horoscope

Aries: this is a relaxing month, let go. You work so hard all the time that when you have the opportunity to actually relax you pass it down… just chill.

Taurus: I know that its all coming back, and feels like its coming back 2x as hard. Relapse. If you’ve been getting through this for years what will stop you now! its ok to slip up sometimes!

Gemini: You need to go out somewhere this month, being constantly stuck inside isn’t exactly a great way to spend your time, even if your own company is pleasant. New opportunities will pop up! and take them, it will help in the long run

Cancer: This month is going to be very nice, for you that is. Someone around you isn’t getting the care they should, they need to be helped and you’re great at that. Look after those close to you and try to think ahead.

Leo: Unlike Gemini you’ve been going out a hella lot these past months. Maybe thats a sign to have some alone time. Think for yourself, stop caring about others 24/7. You’re seen as the most selfish but really… you’re too caring.

Virgo: New beginnings. You’ve took a leap and its turned out good but issues will definitely pop up this month, wether that’s jealousy, arguments, high expectations or all of the above, it’s going to be exhausting. Keep your head high virgo.

Libra: So you’re worried someones feelings towards you are fake/ or pitiful. Well let me tell you something. This person has the power to leave your life, have they? no. This month should be smooth sailing, but the start is bumpy. stop pondering in the past.

Scorpio: Watch out scorpio, you aren’t as intuitive as you think. Someone out there knows about something you’ve said and they are hurt. Be extra nice to those you care about, talking about them may release your anger but definitely increases theirs…

Sagittarius: So you’re happy. For once something/ someone has made you over the moon and you’re beginning to see stars. Well make sure those stars don’t begin blinding you from reality because something big will happen this month and trust me, you’ll need reality.

Capricorn: you’re beginning to be very distant from the people you weren’t long ago close to. They are starting to feel impatient. You wont realise until they’re gone so here is your warning. Anyone you need to see, see this month. Otherwise it could be over, forever.

Aquarius: You seem to be slightly like Gemini recently. Where did your once spark go? Procrastination isn’t attractive aquarius and it definitely isnt good for you either. Get out there and stop being flakey! People are waiting.

Pisces: So you’re lonely. How could you be so lonely when everyone wants to see you but you keep turning them down? Regenerate relationships, go somewhere spontaneous with someone you love. it’ll help.

anonymous asked:

you should watch shelter (made in 2007)! it's my favourite movie ever and it makes me feel all warm inside :)

duerdigg said: oh my god you have to watch jongens it’s my fave lgbt movie ever it’s so similar to isak/even bc it’s so innocent and pure too and honestly it’s just such a good movie

Anonymous said: private romeo is also a really cool LGBT film about a group of boys in a military school acting out Romeo and Juliet!

blue-met-greenx said: If you want a really good LGBT movie watch closet monsters. It’s amazing ! Besides the fact that it’s a gay movie it’s probably my favourite movie

So like, you guys all want me to fail my classes, is that it??? haha

Feet First

Washington wakes up in a jail cell, a captive of the Federal Army of Chorus. Now he has to be responsible for getting himself, Donut and Sarge out of captivity, reuniting them with their teammates, and getting themselves out of a war they don’t belong in. But maybe he isn’t as alone in this as he thought.

So I promised @confessionforanothertime (and now I suspect that function is misbehaving) that I would one day write them serious Sargington. This… is the result of that promise. It’s a start. I promise more in the future.

Feet First

    Wake up, Washington. You do nobody any good like this.

    The voice, so like one that was once so much a part of him that it could tear him apart into nothingness, jarred Washington from the darkness that wrapped itself around him, a thick and choking blanket of unconsciousness. Pulling himself from it is like clawing at gauze wrapped a hundred times over around his eyes, his nose, his mouth. Claw and scratch and fight for consciousness because anything else meant it was too late. Meant that everything he’d fought for meant nothing anymore. And if he kept his eyes closed he thought maybe the visions would come back. A monster in green and steel standing over him, a sight of what he was, might be again.

Keep reading

klance single dad au

or the “dear theodosia au” bc im hamiltrash

lance mcclain used to live in cuba, but moved to america to go to college!!(his family is still in cuba)

after college, he became a physics teacher!! he also met theodosia, who became his wife!!! they had one daughter, and lance named her after his wife bc hes super cheesy!!!!!!
unfortunately, his wife died when theodosia was rly, rly young so she doesn’t remember much abt her mother
(theo is 11 in this au)


keith kogane was am orphan, and ended up having to age out of the system instead of being adopted

after getting a steady job as a meteorologist, he decided that he didn’t want anyone else to go through that hell, so he adopted a 12 yr old son named phillip!!!
(he adopted 2 more kids, a 15 yr old girl named lily, and a 7 yr old girl named brielle!!)

on theodosias first day of middle school, she’s super nervous bc she and her dad just moved rly rly far so she won’t know anyone, and shes afraid she’ll be teased for being a bit young

on phillips first day of middle school, hes super relaxed bc he knows p much everyone there!!
however, when he’s saying hi to all his friends, he sees a girl in the corner scribbling away furiously in a cute lil lion notebook

the introduce themselves, and they become friends p quickly!!

phillip takes her to go meet his friend group, and they kinda scoff bc how could this girl in a lil cute pink dress w her hair perfectly put back possibly fit in w a bunch of guys????

well,, she gets super mad abt this misogyny and challenges them ALL to a race at lunch
if even 1 beat her, she would give up (phillip tried to protest this part but she wasn’t having any of it)

but lunch came around
and theo kicked ALL of their asses p easily
so here she is, hardly breaking a sweat like the queen she is, while a bunch of other guys behind her are catching their breaths

theyre all like “holy shit where did you get so fast???” and she just giggles and replies, “sometimes our cat blue gets out, and i have to chase her down.its a real hassle”
n everyone is kinda astounded

phillip is super happy for her!!!!! she and him are joined at the hip for the rest of the school year

but then the school dance is rolling around and theo has already declined a couple offers(even though she feels a lil guilty) but is working up the courage to ask out the guy she likes when phillip comes to her panicking
shes like “????? what’s wrong????”
and he just goes “i don’t have a date ans i know for a FACT the person i want to ask will say no!!!!”
“Why?????”
“because it’s a guy!!!!!!!!”
and then theo just takes him by the shoulders, looks him in the eye, and says
“he might say no bc he doesn’t like you. but still, go for it!!! if he says no bc hes homophobic,,,,,,,,,ill break his nose.”
and phillip goes and asks him and??? he says yes!!!!!!!!
theo is a Proud Pumpkin TM, despite not going w her crush, but it’s ok!!! bc phillip is happy
and then they’re all making plans to go hang out and get pizza together, but theos dad is already ready to take her home!!!
theo is rly asking her dad if she can go,, and he reluctantly agrees IF,, he can meet someones parent(s)
well she’s in luck bc phillips dad is there too!!!
they start talking, and theo and phillip are basically praying together that they can go

and they can!!!!

they have a good time, but when they get back home, theo gets a text from phillip saying that apparently her dad was bein real passive aggressive and shes like “????? my dad is the biggest softie ive ever met??????????”
but apparently he’s bein weird so she confronts him abt it, but he denies eVeryThing
and so she just lets it go
but she and phillip are hanging out a lot
and at one point she and phillip decide to watch what their dads’ conversation is when they leave
(this is like a year or two later)
and they just see,,,, hardcore flirting??? and they’re so,,, confused?????
like theo knew her dad was bi as heckity and phillip knew keith was sUUUUper gay
but still???
they didn’t think THIS would happen??
but they agree that their dads are rly cute together so they just,,,, they try to lowkey get them together??

like one day theo is like “im gonna paint phillips nails and give him a makeover today!!! maybe u and his dad should go to the spa too!!! lily is willing to watch us”
and lance and keith are?? so confused???
that is until lily finally just tELLS keith that everyone knows he needs to get in the dating game(“have you ever even dated anyone since school??” “well no but-” “aRE YOU SERIOUS”)
and that lance is perfect for that
and so keith asks him out
and lance says yes
and its so good

BUT WAIT

THERES MORE

AFTER THEY GET MARRIED, KEITH INVITES A COWORKER OVER BC THEY HAVE TO WORK ON SMTN TOGETHER
AND SO HE’S INTRODUCING ALL HIS KIDS LIKE
*kisses theo’s forehead* she is mine *theo goes to the back of the line to talk to her boyfriend*
*kisses phillip’s forehead* he is mine
*kisses brielle’s forehead* she is mine
*kisses lily’s forehead* she is mine, visiting from school
*leans in to kiss theo’s boyfriends head, in line* he- *realizes and backs off* he is not mine.

(also theo is the only straight child lmao)

anyway i love all of them

Right this is LONG so feel free to scroll right on by……there may be some things….a lot things that others disagree with feel free…..just sharing my thoughts over what’s been happening here the last few days!!

Side Note: I think I chose the worst week to bite the bullet & start a SamCait blog, gotta laugh at myself.

Anyways I’m here for this…..SAMCAIT……Sam and Cait…..Sam…..Cait……that is what 99% of my blog is & will be about, hence my blog name & daily shrine to these peeps.

I’m here for this person:

Originally posted by odonoghuescolin

Her talent, her beauty, her poise, her intelligence, her generosity, her laugh, her feminism, her voice, her charity endeavours and her unwavering, heart-breaking and empowering portrayal of Claire.

I’m also here for this person: 

Originally posted by marvelandwhimsy

His talent, his commitment, his morals, his big heart, his selflessness, his humour, his kindness, his charity work, his dedication to not only MPC but also the character of Jamie, he is giving and allows Cait to shine at every damn moment.

I’m here for them individually & together………I’m not interested in shipping Tait or Samzie….why?? Not because I’m hating but because I know zero, nada, zilch about these ships, there is nothing to squeal over, there is no loving eyes to one another, there are no adorable selfies, there is no twitter banter, infectious laughing together, inside jokes……they haven’t shown us any of this……and they have every right not to if that’s what they want. If this starts to change & I see more then maybe I’ll change my tune, I’ll come around to the idea but I ain’t going to be shipping it…..at this point I’m more likely to ship T & MM together….could call them Tauzy or Mony or whatever…..yeah not great with naming ships!! Anyways point being if my ship sinks, then I’m not being rescued by The Tait Ship or The Samzie Ship, I’m swimming my ass to the shore & finding the nearest damn bar.

So I’m really going to try not mentioning T or MM on my blog as much as possible, I’m going to try my best to avoid passing judgement on certain SM activities & i’m going to try avoid waging in on other’s discussions of them on their blogs BUT I’m realistic and I know I can’t avoid either entirely, they will pop up because whether I like it or not they are part of this fandom now…..they affect my ship…..if they are solely there as PR/Starz plants then they affect my ship in hiding the truth…..if they truly are SO’s then they again affect my ship because it’s not the reality I want. 

So we have to expect it, everyone can react differently when she posts a new pic or they are snapped sitting next to each other at a party or someone sees them somewhere, you can laugh, cry, feel sick, snigger, roll your eyes, get angry, snarky, joke about the whole situation, that’s your right to interpret things as you see fit. But remember whatever MM is to Sam, a plant, a cover, a friend, a workout buddy, a romantic interest….she’s SOMETHING to him and she’s SOMEBODY….she has feelings just like the rest of us and hurts just as much and just as often. I know most of what is being said about her, both the good and the bad will go over her head & she’ll never see it, I highly doubt she’s on Tumblr EVERYDAY watching what’s being said about him, her, previous girls, their ‘tactics’ and what she’s taking notes?? But she does see what’s written on her IG & Twitter & its sickening. If a Christmas tree pic can rattle ppl so much…..hell I wouldn’t post a selfie with my new squeeze either!! Sometimes some ppl take it way too personally as if you just caught him cheating on you, he’s living his life, doing good things, and you are a fan of his, why should any of this change that and same goes for Cait & T.

So with all that being said I’m going to try and remain optimistic, I’m going to be open-minded and I’m going to take Sam’s advice as his fan, to try and be the positivity in the world. When he posts about MPC…..it’s purely that….him doing good once again. As well as that I will applaud MM for having to endure the trolling on her IG….even though if I were in her shoes, I would have disabled commenting back around Bafta time…..it’s little sacrifices you make while being in the public eye….but she’s an adult she can do what she wants….how I interpreted her latest pic on the ski lift which will be different to how others interpreted…..was as a big ‘F**K YOU’ to all those trolls who were writing nasty things about her and waging some ridiculous war on her posts about Purv, Super Shippers, Shatner & what not….things I’m sure she has no clue about because even if she’s just a friend or she’s more, nasty things were said about her regardless & for no reason IMO.

But like I said at the end of the day I ain’t here for her, over the last 5 months I’ve binged everything in this shipper fandom & feel like I’ve been on such a rollercoaster because I had to cram it all in & find all the missing pieces and figure out who was who & what IFH, WS, MM were all code for!! One thing I do know about what has happened of late is that it can’t erase the what last 3 years of things that have gone on between Sam & Cait, it can’t erase me being a fan of both of them….I’m here for SamCait…..So if all else I ship the f**k out of this friend….ship…..relation….ship….whatever the hell’s going on ship!!!

Originally posted by sassenach-j

Originally posted by sassenach-j

reasons why you should take the time to watch jupiter ascending
  • werewolf!channing tatum, his true form tbh
  • it’s a self insert fanfic turned movie
  • aliens
  • Space!Boromir the Bee King
  • space boots that are roller blades and werewolf!channing tatum seems to own the only pair
  • he’s really good at roller blading
  • anytime someone is in danger, he just nyooms right in and nyooms right out on his sick blades
  • as the movie progresses you’re less certain its a movie and more so a two hour commercial for space boot roller blades
  • eddie redmyane looking like the starkid production of lord voldemort
  • space orgies 
  • three really creepy siblings who all love their mom a little too much
  • more eddie redmayne, talking like a chain-smoking wine mom
  • Space!Boromir doesn’t die
  • Mila Kunis gets her own pair of space boots in the end and rules earth cause she got a sick pair of roller blades