it's so freakin big i can't

White Chicks sentence meme
  • "Oh, this is some Jerry Springer shit!"
  • "Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers? It's mother time, okay!"
  • "Jesus, lady! All this for just a hand bag?"
  • "It's not "just" a hand bag. It's Prada!"
  • "First of all my doctor totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me looked like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking life freakin' Shrek."
  • "Oh, my God, she's gonna have a bitch fit!"
  • "I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!"
  • "You are in big trouble!"
  • "Don't "hey, ___" me. I can't believe you have me sitting here all night worried about you."
  • "You know what? I ain't going to deal with this. I'm tired, okay? I had a long day at work."
  • "I am so fricking pissed!"
  • "Oh, the deception! The betrayal! Man, you deceived me!"
  • ""We?" ____, this ain't about "we." It's never been. It's about you. You come up with some stupid idea and I'm dumb enough to go along with it. And look where its gotten me."
  • "She don't know it yet, but that's 'Wifey' right there."
  • " Take good care of him. Oh, and teach him how to say "Yo quiero Taco Bell". 'Kay?"
  • "How did you know? I love this song!"
  • "Triple t, k, a. Time to totally kick ass!"
  • "You hit like a bitch!"
  • "Who do you work for?"