it's so cute i don't want to put anything in the comments

anonymous asked:

I struggle with depression and self loathing. It's like not matter what I can not lose weight. I'm 200 and I should weigh 120-125 so I'm very over weight. I want to lose weight I just am always sleeping and eating. And repeat. I just can't find the energy or motivation. And constantly I'm finding something I don't like about my body. I can't stand my double chin/neck and my breasts. Especially my breasts they're just so big and saggy. I don't know what to do. Any tips? Thank you for your time

I’m going to share some of my personal story because I feel that it’s very relevant. when I was 14-15 years old I struggled quite a bit with my weight. I gained and lost, but mainly gained. I had a lot of stress issues and insecurity, mainly because of my mental illnesses, negative comments from family, and society’s bullshit ideals. it truly just made me hate myself more. I often ate in times of stress and boredom and I also ate a lot of dairy which I am actually allergic to. 

when I was 18 years old I went back to england. I weighed roughly 200 lbs at the time, and I made the conscious decision to eat healthier and lose the unwanted weight. I genuinely thought most of my problems would go away if I got thinner. I will not lie to you, I lost the weight at an unhealthy pace. I was very sick at the time. I was suddenly underweight at 5′10 with even more problems than before.

losing that weight did not make me feel stronger. it did not make me feel more proud or accomplished. most importantly, it did not make me feel more beautiful or more desired and my problems definitely did not disappear.

the point of my story is that truly loving yourself and feeling beautiful genuinely starts with self acceptance and fat acceptance for everyone including yourself. since then I have gained 10+ lbs of healthy weight and I am still working on myself physically and mentally. having issues with body image is something that has to be worked on throughout your life. 

I have a few tips for weight loss, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to lose weight as long as you know that you are extremely beautiful at any size. even with your double chin and your saggy boobs. try to remember that boob saggage comes with weight loss- and that doesn’t make them any less cute or beautiful !!! I am not ashamed to say my boobs changed quite a bit throughout the years. I love them just the same even if I feel a bit insecure about them sometimes.

• start your journey with inspiration and motivation. surround yourself with positivity. change your phone background, put up new pictures in your room, and follow a ton of inspirational accounts. do some research and look for models at any size who inspire you. there is actually a lack of body diversity on this website so I found some gorgeous dolls that might inspire you.

diana veras

brittnee blair

anita marshall

• plan your meals ahead of time. you don’t need to cut back on portions- just add more natural healthy things into your meals. losing weight is not about restricting so eat up !!!! 

• try to avoid processed, high fat, sugar and high salted foods on the regular. save those for well deserved treats. 

• get at least 15 minutes of sun and 25 minutes of exercise every day, even if it’s just a walk around the block. getting into this habit is good for both your body and mind.

• losing weight the healthy way takes a lot of commitment and patience, but it is very much achievable and possible. you can do anything you put your mind to.

• practice self love and self care every day. forget everything negative you have been told and appreciate everything about your body. I made this weekly printable self care checklist that you can download for free if you want. 

I love you darling. I hope these are all helpful to you. please know you are more than welcome to message me anytime, and I wish you luck. remember that you are beautiful. 💖💖

anonymous asked:

happy to hear that you had a good time at your concert! if you don't mind, i came up with a request v///v i think it's a little angsty ?? sometimes i get worried for josh since he's a professional drummer, he'll wear himself out and pass out during a show. can you write something where josh practices nonstop and its painfully obvious that he's tired but ignores everyone's rants? during the show, he just drops to the ground unconscious. you & tyler are worried sick when he doesn't breathe well!

thank u so much! i had tons of fun at my concert! sorry this took so long, i didnt like my first draft so i did a lot of revising and editing, but now it’s where i want it to be!! enjoy xx. 


“Jesus Josh,” Jenna says, as you and her walk across the stage, “I got tired just watching you drum.”

She pats him on the back as she goes by, subtly wiping the sweat off on her jeans when he’s not looking, before walking into Tyler’s open arms.  

They all collectively laugh as you walk gingerly up to Josh with a bottle of water.  He smiles gratefully at you, accepting the water and immediately chugging it.  You hear the plastic crinkle as he squeezes the bottle in an attempt to drink it faster.  You’re surprised at how sweaty he is during just soundcheck.  His tank top is soaked through the back and you could see beads running down his temple.

“Thanks baby,” he says with a gasp after finishing the whole 13 ounce bottle in one gulp.  

You make sure to smile and tell him how good he sounded before expressing your concern.  

“Hey, are you feeling okay?”

He immediately nods.  “Yeah, I’m great, why?”

You watch as he continues to breathe heavily, like he just can’t seem to catch his breath.  

“You’ve been hittin’ it pretty hard these last few days, I just get worried—“

“Is that a drumming pun?” he asks, “ ‘hittin’ it pretty hard’?”  

You scowl at him, annoyed that he was trying to divert the attention away from himself, “Josh, I’m serious, you’ve been practicing like… nonstop lately.  I don’t want you to hurt yourself.”

“I’m fine baby,” he says, smiling at you, “but it’s cute that you’re all worried.”

You didn’t think it was very “cute”.  Especially once you notice how shaky Josh’s legs are as he stands up.  He wobbles a little at first, and even has to grab onto the edge of his drums for balance.  You watch warily, and open your mouth to make a comment before you’re interrupted by Michael coming on stage, telling the boys they have a radio interview to do.  

Josh kisses you quickly on the lips.  

“I’m fine, please don’t worry,” he says.

You nod hesitantly, “Just make sure you get something to eat before the show, okay?”

He winks at you and nods, walking towards Michael, with Tyler trailing behind.  

“Is he okay?” Jenna asks, joining you as you make your way off the stage.  

“I think so,” you sigh, “just exhausted.  He’s been practicing constantly lately.  He skipped breakfast this morning to come play.  It’s just odd…” you let your voice trail off.  “I noticed he was a little shaky, just now.  It freaked me out a bit.”

Jenna runs her hands through her hair, before reassuring you, “I’m sure he’s fine.  I’ll have Ty make sure he eats before they head out tonight.”

You nod gratefully at Jenna, feeling stupid for being so concerned.  But something about the way he’d been acting lately was off, and you could tell.  You tried to ignore it, you weren’t Josh’s mother, you weren’t in any place to tell him what to do.  On the other hand, you weren’t sure what you’d do if anything ever happened to him.  

The worst part of being on tour is all the waiting around.  Normally, Jenna and you would wander around the venue, checking things out and chatting with the crew.  But today you were both too anxious for Tyler and Josh to be done with their interview, so you find some folding chairs to sit in and just wait.  

About forty minutes later, they find you both.  

“Productive day I see,” Tyler teases as he bends over Jenna and kisses the top of her hair.  She puts her phone away and smiles up at him.

“Hey baby,” Josh coos, doing the same to you.  You close your eyes briefly and grin smugly at his soft face.

“How’d the interview go?” you ask as he pulls another folding chair up beside you.  

“It was fine, same ole’ stuff.”

“Same ole’ stuff?” Tyler says in disbelief at Josh.  “Were we in the same interview?”

Josh chuckles.

“That guy was a nut job! I wish you guys could’ve heard some of the questions he was asking us—“

Tyler goes on to joke about the interview for the next few minutes, until it’s time for them to get all dressed up and ready for the show.  You’re laughing so hard at Tyler’s commentary that you completely forget to ask Josh if he’d eaten anything yet…

You and Jenna watch the show from side stage tonight, the best spot in your opinion.  

You swear the crowd gets louder and louder each night.  Or maybe your ears just get more sensitive.  Either way, as soon as the boys step on stage, Jenna’s story about some elbow pads she bought Tyler, is drowned out by screams.  

After the first song, you notice Josh already grabbing his sweat towel, however it’s not the moisture on his skin that begins to worry you, it’s the way he’s squeezing his eyes open and shut repeatedly, almost like he’s having a hard time concentrating.  

You watch him carefully for a moment.  But the show continues and you try to ease up a bit.  

But there’s something wrong.  Josh’s beat is slightly off during a song.  You watch as Tyler throws you a glance, but they both continue.

“Did you hear that?” you ask Jenna, immediately paranoid.

“What?” she yells so you can hear.

You pierce your lips but decide it’s not worth explaining over the noise.  

At the end of the song, you notice Tyler walking over to Josh.  You watch carefully, trying to read his lips, but it’s impossible once the lights go dark.  He pats him on the back and they chat for a second, before Tyler throws you another quick look.  You try to make eye contact, so that he knows you’re paying attention.  But instead, he just goes back to center stage and continues the show.  

The knot in your stomach only grows bigger when the platform comes out for Josh’s drums.  You bite your lip as you watch Josh drag himself off stage and near the barricade.  You peak your head around the curtain, so that you can watch.  

You practically hold your breath as he balances himself, the crowd holding his hand until he’s able to sit comfortably on his seat and play on top of them.  His back flexes, the muscles tensing and relaxing in various spots as he pounds on his drum.  The crowd is going nuts, grabbing at his ankles and screaming for him.  

You feel infinitely better once his feet are on the solid ground.  

“Your boy did good,” Jenna smiles at you.  You finally peel your eyes off from Josh to respond to her, causing you to miss the way he’s blinking awkwardly again as he walks unsteadily back on stage.  

What you don’t miss is the collective, simultaneous gasp that echoes throughout the arena.  One that makes your head whip around lethally, eyes searching desperately.  You see Tyler shedding the bass from around his neck, and you’re horrified to see that Josh isn’t perched on his stool, where he’s supposed to be.

You don’t hesitate to sprint on stage, even though crowds and attention scares you.  

“Josh!” you cry out, and it’s weird because you can hear yourself shouting his name, and you can hear Jenna calling for help.  The room that was once filled with screams and music, is now hauntingly quiet.  

You gulp hard once you’re kneeling beside Josh.  He’s collapsed on the floor, just shy of his seat, laying face up, eyes closed.

You cup your hands around his head, the skin burning hot.  Tyler quickly unscrews a bottle of water and begins pouring it generously on Josh’s bare skin.  

“Ty, why isn’t he waking up—“ you ask, your voice shaky and scared.

“Jenna’s calling for help, he’s gonna be okay,” Tyler says.  

You feel so useless, just kneeling there, staring at his unconscious body… waiting…

You almost cry out in relief when you see his eyes flutter beneath you.

“Thank goodness,” you exhale sharply, grabbing his hand and pulling it towards your lips to kiss his knuckles.  

Josh looks up at you then Tyler, his face twisted in confusion.  

“What happened—“ he’s asking, just as Jenna’s running on stage followed by a group of crew members.  

“You passed out,” Tyler says, his voice wavering too.  

A couple of medics lean down next to Josh.  They start shining lights in his eyes and getting cool packs to place on his skin.  You can feel your hands trembling as you cling to his.  When you feel him give a reassuring squeeze, you look up to see him staring at you, his eyes filled with fear.  You squeeze back, stroking his skin with your thumb, as if to say ‘I’m not going anywhere’.

As it turns out, Josh’s pulse had gotten dangerously low.  After a few minutes, he had been able to walk shakily with the support of Michael and Tyler, but was further examined backstage.  You sat nearby, listening to everything the medics said.  

“Should he go to an ER?” Tyler asked, he too refused to leave Josh’s side.  

“I think it was just exhaustion,” the medic answers as he unwrap another cool pack.  “Gotta be careful, when you exercise like that, in this heat, that you eat and drink enough…”

You bite your lip, knowing damn well that Josh hadn’t eaten much of anything today.  But you don’t say anything out loud.  Not yet.  

Once everyone’s cleared out, and Josh is instructed to rest, and drink lots of fluids, you make your way back closer to him.

“You gotta be careful, man—“ Tyler says.  “That was seriously scary.”

Josh just nods as he stares down at the floor.  

You narrow your eyes at him, picking up on the fact that something was wrong.  

“Tyler,” you say under your breath, “can you give us a sec?”

Tyler gives Josh one more concerned look before nodding and walking away.

“Babe,” you whisper, gripping his shoulder as you walk up to him, “talk to me, what’s wrong?”

He just shakes his head, refusing to look up.  


“I can’t do it—“ he says, his voice sounding blubbery and full of agony.  

“Do what?” you ask softly.

“I’m not good enough—“ his shoulder slouch even more, his head hanging low.  You can hear the crack in his voice.

“Josh, what are you talking about?” you whisper.

“I was practicing so much because all I want is to be good enough… but I can’t even do that right—“ he chokes out and your heart breaks on impulse.  

You immediately start shaking your head, and turn so that you’re facing him.  

“Josh— no… no, no, no.  You’re good enough, you have to believe me.”

You lift his head up with your finger delicately, making him look at you.  His eyes are red-rimmed and glossy, with deep bags outlining them.  

“I don’t want to let Tyler down— or the fans.  Or you.  I want to be good enough-“ his voice cracks at the last word.  

“You’re so talented, Josh.  And you work so hard everyday— Why wouldn’t you think you’re good enough?”

He tilts his head back and starts wiping some of the tears that have fallen off from his face.  

“I don’t know… I’ve just been really struggling with that lately— always worried I’m gonna be awful.  I thought if I practiced hard enough, I would be okay.”

“Josh, that’s your anxiety talking, it’s not real.”

He nods slowly.

“You have to take care of yourself baby.  That was so scary tonight—“ it was your turn to start crying.  “I don’t know what I’d do if something happened to you, so that can’t happen, okay?”

You can hear the tears surfacing in your voice.  Josh must’ve heard it too, because he looks up empathetically at you and opens his arms.  

You straddle his lap awkwardly and wrap your arms around his neck in a giant hug.  You can still feel how shaky his hands are as they caress your back soothingly.  

“I’m sorry,” he whispers after you sniffle again into his shoulder.  “I’m sorry, I’m gonna do better.  I’ll make sure I take care of myself.”

“I just love you so much,” you whisper into his neck.

“I love you too,”  he says back, his hot breath hitting your skin.  

Just then, you’re interrupted by a strange, distant sound.  Like someone chanting.  It’s muffled and the words are unclear, but you pull back and give Josh a funny look.

“Guys,” Tyler calls from down the hall.  He pokes his head around the corner, “You gotta come hear this.”

You get up, helping Josh to his feet and follow Tyler down the hall.  He leads you closer and closer to the stage entrance, and you can hear the chanting becoming more clear.

We love Josh.  We love Josh.  We love Josh.

A portion of the crowd had stuck around, despite the abrupt ending, and had started this chant.  

You watch as Josh’s face perks into a small smile.

He pulls you closer into his side, and you wrap your arms around his middle listening as the chanting continued.

“I told you you were good enough,” you say.

Birthday Wishes (m)

Word Count: 6,309

Warning: Taehyung Smut

“Fucking great.”

You throw the card you’d been reading down onto the round metal table before you, glancing over it once more. The picture on the front is that of a city, the name written in italic in the top right corner. She hadn’t even tried to personalize the picture for you, nor the letter that is nothing more than a bad excuse.

“Do you want another cup o’ coffee?”

You raise your head up to the server, and answer his question with a nod accompanied by a bitter smile. “Yeah.”

He looks at you with a square smile, then takes your empty cup.

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anonymous asked:

Confession, I can't stand the whole part we're dan puts his hand on Phil's chest. I don't have a problem with anything else, but that always feels so fan servicey/forced specially when dan gives that look to the camera. The only time it was natural was in that one gamingmas video. But this past time no. I can't stand it. And before anyone says it, I'm not saying they do fan service a lot or are "baiting", it's just that one thing I don't like. Other than that, the video was pretty cute!

I don’t actually think it was ever fanservice. I think it’s a natural gesture that in the past they were incredibly aware of how people would react to, and therefore took pointed measures to diffuse that that reaction with the same fallback phrases/expressions (Dan’s “this guy” and staring directly into the camera) to take the intimacy of what was, at that point, exceptionally rare physical contact away. Dan made sure we were part of that moment so it didn’t ever feel like a moment between them that we were passive observers of. 

You’re right that in the gamingmas video it did feel more natural, and the only reason it did is because Dan looked at Phil not us. In this video, it was neither of those; Phil made the comment about his heart racing, and Dan looks at the camera - then there’s a jump cut. Some kind of remark or comment was made, perhaps it was even discussed if they wanted that in the video, and then in the next moment what we see of the edited version is Dan with his hand over Phil’s hand. There’s another jumpcut in the middle of it, so something else was also edited out before Dan took his hand away. 

I guess my tl;dr here is: it feels like a natural gesture that they overthink our reaction to - and imo, self-awareness of what fans will like is not the same thing as fanservice. 

anonymous asked:

Can you do a part 2 to the college au? It's super cute but I'm feeling need for solangelo closure. You don't have to if your too busy but I wanted you to know that I really love your writing style!

Anon 2:  Could you do an oblivous!nico fic? As in, for example, one where will and nico are best friends and will is pinning after him but nico is too thick head to take any sort of hint?

capric0rnius: can you please write about nico and will fighting… i need more solangelo angst ;^;

bisexualleo: Hellooo. I know you have a lot of submissions and stuff, but I was wondering if you could continue the college AU you posted on April 11th if you ever have time? I love your writing, ok, thank you, bye

Anon 3: Just wondering if you are continuing the college au where will flirts?? Because it was amazing and just you know wondering…ok bye

Anon 4: omg were you planning on keeping the college AU with Will getting angry @ Nico for being oblivious to his flirting a oneshot or was the a plan for continuation? IT WAS SO GOOD 💖💖💖

Part 1

Somehow, Will found himself on the other side of town on a bus, away from Nico and the heartbreak that Will would have to face eventually. He stared out the foggy window, the dim lights shining inside the bus from the dark world outside. Will didn’t have the heart to go back to Nico. He shamelessly flirted with him for two years and honestly, Will was starting to wonder if Nico had noticed, but chose not to comment on it to avoid hurting Will’s feelings with rejection.

Will didn’t want to be let down gently, he wanted to know if Nico liked him or not.

His phone buzzed through his headphones and Will glanced down at it, finding a text from Nico.

From Nico:
Can you please come back so we can talk?

To Nico:
There’s nothing to talk about

From Nico:
Please don’t be this way

To Nico:
Please leave me alone

With that, Will silenced Nico’s number and put his music back on, letting the bus take him to where it was going.


Eventually, Will found himself back on campus, heading towards his dorm. He wasn’t entirely sure how much time had passed, but it felt like a decent amount. He unlocked his dorm room and stepped inside, figuring his roommates were probably asleep or at class.

He kicked his shoes off and hung up his coat, going to his bedroom and unlocking the door. 

He didn’t expect to find someone sitting on his bed.

He didn’t expect to find Nico sitting on his bed.

Anger flared in Will, but it was quickly overtaken by a bone-deep tiredness that left him feeling exhausted and cold. He didn’t want to give in to the fight that Nico was probably expecting, but he didn’t want to forgive him and pretend like Will wasn’t so damn tired of constantly shoving his feelings in Nico’s face without getting anything in return.

“You’re not good at taking hints, are you?” Will shouldered off his bag and let it drop to the floor, beginning the process of trying to find his phone charger.

“I never have been.” He felt Nico watching him closely, gauging just how much of a bad mood Will was in.

Will refrained from commenting. He may be being forced to confront a problem he was going to avoid for as long as he could, but that didn’t mean he had to contribute to the conversation. Nico sighed and pulled his knees up to his chest.

“I’m sorry I’ve been so oblivious. I thought you were just that flirty with everyone. I didn’t think I was anything special.”

“I’m not that kind of person, and I’m hurt that you think I am.” Will plugged his phone in and turned to look at Nico.

Nico was curling in on himself, his arms wrapped around his knees and his shoulders hunched forward. “I’m sorry. I don’t think of you like that. I just thought it was your personality.”

Will sighed, deflating and sitting on the bed next to Nico. “Go home, Nico. Get some rest. We can talk about this in the morning.”

Nico nodded once. “I’m sorry, Will.” And then he left the room.

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Don't kill me like this- Taemin.

Okay we had 4 fluffy scenarios, time for some smut ;)

You looked around the table you were at. There were all the SHINee members along with their partners all dressed to kill. Minho and Key’s girlfriends chatted up with everyone while you just sat there shy, not knowing what to talk and who to talk with. You looked across and saw your boyfriend Taemin smile brightly at you. He raised his eyebrows and blinked his eyes because that was the way he asked you what was wrong, you shook your head telling him you were alright and took a sip of the champagne in front of you.

“You look nice today Y/N -sshi”, Jonghyun smiled at you.

“Ah yeah kamsahmnida,” you bowed shyly.

Minho’s girlfriend looked over at you at that moment.

“You always look so cute and innocent, look at you looking like a hot model”, she complimented and you blushed.

Taemin who was watching all this carefully seemed lost in his own thoughts.

You looked over at him and he din’t even budge an inch. He just kept staring in front of him. Well, it was normal for you because Taemin constantly zoned out from time to time, but this time he looked like he was focusing on something and you looked at it to see that he was looking at the slight cleavage that your dress showed. You wore a long, golden sequin dressed that had a slit at the thigh and a slightly low v neck. You put your hair in a bun and your toned shoulders and arms were highlighted. You lightly tapped the table with your spoon and he still stood still. You lightly called on him.


That’s when he snapped back to reality and gave you an embarrassed smile. You reckoned him to come sit beside you when the person beside you left the table. The dinner had started and everyone chatted happily. The only ones who weren’t involved in the conversation were you and Taemin. He kept looking at you directly in front of everyone.

Key noticed this and said “Aherrm, so Taeminnie, whatsup?”, he said and everyones attention turned to Taemin and saw that he was staring at your face.

“Ohhh looks like he can’t take his eyes off Y/N”, Onew commented.

“Oh don’t worry Y/N its only in the initial stages of dating, after that they don’t even want to look at you”, Onew’s girlfriend frowned

“Yahh!” Onew looked over at her and everyone laughed.

“Ah, No, I was talking to her”, Taemin blushed.

“Sure”, Key rolled his eyes.

Soon the dinner got over and you got up from your table.

“Taeminah lets go”, you pulled his hand but he saw his jaw drop when he saw your dress at the legs.

“You know what we should get going, Y/N has some work. See you later guys bye!” Taemin said in one breath and pulled you along with him.

Grabbing your hand and pulling you into the hotel room he pushed you against the wall and growled.

“Y/N, why are you doing this to me?”, he looked really scary.

“What did I do..?”, you looked scared.

“This”, he said removing your hair from the bun.


He bought his head closer to yours and your lips were inches away from his you could feel his hot breath against your lips.

“You are always so cute, wearing pigtails and cute clothes and doing aegyo and then suddenly today..”,, he placed a hand on your back and pulled you closer to his chest.

“Today.. you just..looked so hot”, as he said that he pulled you into a tight kiss. You couldnt breathe but kissed him back wrapping your hands around his neck.

His hands travelled from your back to the front and rested on your breasts as he pulled away.

“Were you trying to tease me? wearing low necklines like this?”, He sucked on your neck and you gasped.

“And this”, his hands travelled to your thighs, “your long legs. What does it mean if you show them off like this? Do you know how much I had to control myself in there? What are you trying to kill me?”, he said as he ripped the dress off you and threw it to the side.

You looked at him panting as his hands were on your breasts and his eyes never left yours. His wavy black bangs falling on to his eyes.

“Opp–aa”, you moaned as he fondled your breasts over your bra.

“Shhh don’t say anything”, he traced the lines of your bra with his fingers and slowly removed your bra.

He moved your long hair from behind such that they covered your breasts.

“Ah there. I like this look. Look at you looking so fucking fuckable.”,he lifted you in his arms and threw you on to the bed.

All this dirty talk made you wet. You gasped when you felt a wet kiss on your thigh and felt your panty being taken off.

“Taeminah, I - I -”, you whimpered.

“You you what? ”, he spoke in a raspy voice.

“I want you Taemin”, you barely managed to say as he fingered you.

“What do you want? Tell me what exactly you want?”, he smirked at you.

“I want you to fuck me. Fuck me.”, you said in pants.

“I thought you’d never ask” , he said licking your earlobe.

You felt him enter and the pain it caused but soon it was replaced by the immense pleasure that you felt.

He moved up and down on you while strongly holding on to your thighs.

You moved along with him. You tried to match the rhythm. He smacked your thigh telling you to wait.

“Baby, I am almost there”, he said.

“Me too baby”, you said as you came and saw his ecstasy filled face as he came right after you.

He pulled out and panted trying to catch some breath. He then turned around facing you and kissed your forehead.

“Don’t ever try to tempt me like that again. I don’t know if I can control it in public the next time”, he smirked.

“Nobody is telling you to control here , are they?”, you smiled back naughtily at him.

“Okay”, he said as he jumped on you for round two.

anonymous asked:

Do you have a list of all your eruri fics? I just love them all so much and I'm wondering if you have made a post with them all together like some authors do, with like a little comment about the inspiration behind each one or whatever. I don't know if that's too much to ask lol. I just really love your eruri (I've seen someone call you an eruri god and it's so true) and you always put so much thought into your comments about everything. And also are you writing anything else at the moment?

Oh my god, you’re so nice. Why are people so nice to me? I don’t deserve all this niceness.

We are getting old, but I still love you (even when I don’t) A comedy about Levi and Erwin trying to improve their marriage with a self-help couples therapy book. Old married Eruri who try to reignite the passion in their relationship (with an emphasis on ‘old’). Erwin describing his own erection as ‘a plant trying to reach the sun’. Levi preferring his husband’s 'medium-soft floppy penis’. Erwin farting. Both of them getting very high on marijuana cookies. If you like the sound of any of that, then you will like this fic.

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anonymous asked:

please could you do an imagine where you and Luke are dating but you're lowkey about it like ash and bryana so the fans like you and ship you two but they don't really have many pictures of you together or anything but you go and stay w Luke in Australia and one of his aunties/uncles or someone tweets a picture of you two being cute and fans find it and think it's cute and stuff all over Twitter?

When it came to dating a male famous band member, the fans went crazy whenever they were spotted with a girl. Because of this, you and your boyfriend, Luke Hemmings, never went out much in the fear of hate rising. For your dates you usually spent the day in, cuddling on the couch and watching movies together. You were okay with those dates since you were never a high maintenance girlfriend, so everything instantly worked out for you and Luke.

The fans loved you since you were so calm and respectful, so you rarely dealt with any hate. You always considered yourself lucky to be dating a million girls’ everything and you hardly got any hate for it. The only thing that they didn’t like was the lack of pictures of you and Luke together.

As your relationship progressed, it came to the time where you would meet his family. From Los Angeles, the two of you flew to Australia to stay at his family’s home for a little while. He had been on tour for several months, so seeing his family was something he couldn’t wait for, which explains why he grabbed your hand and pulled you to the baggage claim as soon as you got off the plane.

You loudly laughed, crashing into his side as he stood near the baggage claim roller. He was anxiously biting on his lip, glancing down at you momentarily as he began smiling from seeing you laugh.

“What, baby? I wanna see my family so fucking bad,” Luke complained, tapping his foot against the polished floors. “And if this baggage thing doesn’t start rolling soon I’m gonna jump back there and get our own damn bags.” You began laughing again, burying your face in the side of his arm as your intertwined hands swung.

“Why do you keep on laughing at me?” he whined, trying to keep himself from laughing as he glanced back at the belt once more. “It’s not funny, Y/N!” You nodded your head, still in hysterics from his behavior.

“Yes it is!” you exclaimed through your laughter, throwing your head back and letting out a groan to stop yourself from laughing any more. “Okay, okay, I won’t laugh anymore.”  Luke looked away, poking out his lip as he continued to impatiently wait for the baggage to come around. Within an hour and a half you and Luke were situated in his home, extremely comfortable with your bags already unpacked.

Liz was bustling around, providing the both of you with as much comfort as she could manage, supplying you two with things like blankets and hot drinks. It was Christmastime, however, so some of Luke’s relatives were staying over until after Christmas. As you and Luke settled down on the couch, bundled up with blankets with mugs of hot chocolate in your hands, the cozy atmosphere was split in half when his rowdy aunt came running into the room with her phone in her hand.

“Oh my goodness, look at this picture I took of the both of you!” she exclaimed, making Luke flinch as she leaned down and tapped on the candid picture she took. It was of you and Luke cuddled up to each other on the couch, your legs tangled in the blankets and your hands grasping mugs.

“That’s really cute,” you politely murmured, smiling up at his aunt before looking down at the candid again. “Do you mind sending this to me?” Luke’s aunt eagerly nodded while Luke just let out a small sigh and glared up at his aunt with a look.

She looked back at him, taking a few moments to understand what he was silently trying to say before she let out a laugh and began nodding her head. “Okay, I can tell that Luke wants me to go so I’ll leave the both of you alone.” You furrowed your eyebrows at him as he watched his aunt leave, rolling his eyes.

“Hey!” you said quietly with a laugh, gently slapping his arm. “Don’t be like that, Luke, she’s your aunt.” Luke looked at you, about to open his mouth to speak when he got a notification on his phone. He picked it up, almost letting out a groan when he saw what was on his screen.

“She posted the picture of us on Twitter, Y/N,” he said in a hushed voice, his eyes slightly widening when he opened the tweet and gazed at the caption she put. His aunt tagged the both of you, so your phone buzzed a few seconds later. “What if the fans start hating on you? Fuck.”

“I don’t think they will, Luke,” you replied with a shake of your head, refreshing the page and scrolling through the replies as the retweet number grew. “They already like me and I’ve seen lots of comments on Instagram asking for me to post a picture of us, so…” Luke tugged you closer, resting his cheek against the top of your head as he rubbed your shoulder.

“I hope they don’t,” he muttered, nuzzling closer to you and lightly kissing your jawline. “Because I don’t want my pretty girl to feel bad about herself.”

You were right. Later on, as the picture was circulating even more around social media, you got the guts to look through the replies on Twitter and through Tumblr on the tag of your ship name. The majority of them were very positive and sweet, but the rest of them were fans that didn’t exactly approve of your relationship yet. You and Luke were overjoyed with the fans’ opinion, so he began blasting music throughout his childhood room for you guys to dance to just to make the night even better.

The rest of the night was spent with smiles, laughter, and an abundant amount of kisses.

First interview

She wiped her hands on her dress as she exhaled, trying to calm her nerves.This would be the first interview she had, now being known as “Harry Style’s Girlfriend”. She was nervous for a number of reasons, despite the constant reassurance she was getting from Harry and her friends. They were going on the Ellen Show to talk about their relationship for the first time. As she was collecting herself, she heard a knock on the door.

“Babe, you alright in there?” Harry asked.

“Yeah, I’m coming out now.” She said as she shook out her hands and opened the door to find a concerned looking Harry. She tried to walk past him but he lightly grabbed her forearm, pulling her back to him.

“Baby, I know you’re nervous but I promise, it will all be fine. I’ll be right next to you, holding your hand. You don’t even really have to talk much if you don’t want to. He said trying to sooth her. She just nodded and took his hand as they began to walk to the stage.

“And now, please welcome the worlds newest, biggest, and in my opinion, the cutest couple in the world, Harry Styles and Y/N Y/L/N!.”

The music began and you walked on stage hand in hand, while the audience cheered. They got to the seats and got pulled into a hug by Ellen, which helped reassure you a bit. they both sat down and the music started to fade, Harry’s hand tightly gripped by her.

“So, Harry, Y/N, It’s such a pleasure to have you on the show. I have been waiting for this for a long time. The fans really want to know more about your relationship, and I’m pretty nosy as well.” The crowd laughed and you cracked a smile.

“Thanks for having us on, we wouldn’t want our first interview anywhere else. “ Harry says to Ellen.

“I’m glad, because I wouldn’t want to have to bring up the painful memories of you spilling secrets to someone else during my speech at your wedding when you get married. Maid of honor duties and all that.” Ellen said as she winked at Y/N.

“So, the world would love to know how you two met. Was it a romantic eye locking during a concert, bumping into each other at a restaurant…?”

“Well, not exactly. We met at a Carnival. I saw her standing there and I thought she was one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen, so I started talking to her. I told her I was going to win her a stuffed animal from that strength test games, the one where you hit the hammer and you try to ring the bell? Well Instead of hitting the little platform, I was distracted by her and I slammed the hammer on my foot. Had to leave and get an x-ray as well, but I got her number and it kind of continued on then.” Harry spoke while looking at you, kind of as if he was reliving the moment in his head. Feeling a little confident as the crowd laughed at the story, she decided to add in.

“The foot swelled up really big, and he was trying to be “manly” and say it was nothing, but when we sat down I made him take his shoe off, the foot looked like double its normal size. His name is still Big Foot in my phone if I’m honest.” She said, laughing a bit. Harry’s face was a bit pink in embarrassment. 

“Well, thats a story. Entertaining. Don’t tell it at parties though.” Ellen said, making the crowd laugh yet again. “So, what are your favorite things about each other.”

“well, my favorite things about Y/N is her ability to make me feel better after a rough day. She’s the only one who has been able to make me forget about the rest of the world for a while. She also really understands me and can read me like a book. I can never hide anything from her and she calls me out for everything. I like that we can be silly together and spend days at home doing nothing but watching movies, talking and eating but then we can go out for a hike and go on adventures. She gives good back massages. And shes nice to look at as well.” Harry kind of rambled on, smiling at her.

“Well my favorite things about Harry, hmm. I would have to say my favorite thing is that he carries me from the car if I’m too tired to get up after a car ride. No, I’m kidding. I love listening to him talk about his day, and he gives great advice. He’s a good cuddler, so that’s a plus. He can cook some pretty good meals, and he also cleans the cat’s litter box so I don’t have to. But my absolute favorite thing about Harry is that he is always there for me, no matter the time or place. “ She says, the nervousness forgotten, feeling very comfortable now.

“Wow, you guys are actually goals, or whatever it is the kids say.” Ellen said with a chuckle. She blushes and lean into Harry a bit.
“How is it when Harry’s on the road, is it hard or have you figured that part out yet?”

“I think that when you really love someone, distance doesn’t matter. I never really worry about him cheating because I trust him completely. You need trust in a relationship. It does get hard sometimes when he’s not home and all I want is to relax and talk to him, and we do have our fights but in the end, we know that we’re in this for the long run and that we can get through anything.” She says, smiling at Harry, whose hand squeezes yours back in affection.

“You guys are super cute, I can hear all the fan’s hearts being broken and put back together. Speaking of, how do you deal with fans an paparazzi? Is it a daily problem?”

“No, not really. I mean it can get a bit annoying feeling people take pictures of you or having to hear rude comments from some people, but most of the fans have been lovely and I love them.If you give the paparazzi a shot, they usually go away if you’re kind to them. I love interacting with fans, and being friends with the. I used to be a fan myself, spending money on their tickets and things, and I know the feelings they have so I like to be able to give back to them. They’re so great and the ones who have been supportive of us are so kind and I appreciate them so much, we both do.“ She smiled at Ellen and then waved to the fans screaming your and Harry’s ship name in the crowd.

“That’s so great, you know you being a fan and all. In fact, we found some old tweets from a couple years ago from your fan account, why don’t we bring those up?” Ellen said with a smirk while her face paled.

“This one says, “I want Harry to choke me with his Alexander McQueen scarf.” Do things really get that wild in the bedroom?”

“Now look at this one, “My only wish in life is for Harry to dick me down.” Well, looks like you got your wish, didn’t you, Y/N?” Ellen said.

You turned to Harry and smiled at him with your cheeks still pink.

“Yeah, I guess I did.”

almurz  asked:

Hello!Can you define your ship "izamika"? What does this ship mean for you, how do you see them?(for me it's some kind of friendship or more like partnership, 'cause they respect and use each other but not as close as 'friends'. I'm asking, because there are many peole who ship 'izamika' in romantic sense) (If you already answered this kind of question, I don't mind to be linked to that post)


IZMK is an intense, confusing, and intriguing relationship. You can’t really call them “friends”, but…I think that putting a label on their relationship like that is constricting and something they wouldn’t exactly agree with. All we can do is look at everything that happens in canon Dura, and try to make sense of it, which is a whole different post in itself (and maybe one day I will make it). But here are some major points that I can think of at the moment (I know I’m missing like 308248023 jsyk):

• Izaya was fascinated when he found out who the true leader of the Dollars was; Celty says that she had never seen him so happy, but then states that Mikado was even happier

• Mikado asked Izaya to please be “on his side” if at all possible for Izaya

• Izaya says that he gave up trying to use Mikado and that Mikado can just use him however he wants (because it’s interesting)

• Others point out that Mikado is a person Izaya ‘cares about’

• They also make a comment that he literally never shuts up about Mikado lol

• He actually never shuts up about Mikado okay

• Kururi & Mairu tell Celty that Izaya is “friends” with Mikado IRL

• Mikado basically sides with Izaya against Kida multiple times throughout the series and refuses to heed any of his warnings about Izaya, meaning he wants to have his own opinion on Izaya separate from what Kida experienced with him

• Mikado self-discloses more to Izaya than anyone in the entire series and finds comfort in doing so

• THEY’RE JUST REALLY FLIPPIN’ CUTE IN OFFICIAL ART they literally are always like matching or doing something adorable bye

• All the chats; especially during the Saika/Yellow Scarves arc. They work together to figure out what’s going on in Ikebukuro and it’s pure chemistry

• A lot of their interactions are most likely cut out of canon. Mikado mentions that he & Izaya “haven’t talked on the phone for awhile”, which means Izaya has called Mikado on previous occasions not shown in canon

• Their interaction pre-canon was cut out, but is implied through the chatroom

• They never hate each other, or are annoyed at each other, or get mad at each other, throughout the entire series

• Mikado literally, actually, truly, consistently sees good in ALL that Izaya does (Narita even repeats this theme in Minidura and other media, which leads me to believe this trait is a big part of Mikado’s character)

Ok so my favorite thing is post-DRRR domestic fluff. Mikado can get out of the ‘extraordinary life’ as he so wishes, yet still have Izaya by his side, who can make anything ordinary, extraordinary. That goes both ways, too, because Mikado never ceases to amaze Izaya, and continually pushes his expectations of humanity (even when Mikado is being totally normal).

In this sense, to me, they seem like they’d make the perfect pair…basically I like to take everything that piled up in Durarara!! and apply it to this kind of setting.

I’d like to think that, since the two stayed on consistently good terms throughout the entire series, Mikado would be happiest with Izaya in the end. He wasn’t too crazily obsessed with Izaya like he was with Anri or Masaomi (which I consider to be the most toxic part of Mikado), yet Izaya still played an important role in his life during that time and they have a sort of mutual respect for each other.

Their whole relationship is give-and-take. I often go back and forth to myself thinking, “Mikado’s affection for Izaya is sorta onesided” but then I think, “wait no, Izaya’s affection for Mikado totally outweighs Mikado’s!” and then I’m like, “But wait!”. So yeah. I can’t really think of another of Mikado’s relationships that’s so equal in that regard.


anonymous asked:

RFA + V HCs where in MC is actually a member of a famous Korean Girl Group. I don't if you know them but 2NE1 just disbanded and it's kinda depressing 😭😂 Thank you in advance :)

AHHHH…. I’m not very well-versed in KPOP or anything, so I looked up 2NE1 out of curiosity…. Their music was so good!!! (And also gave me mad insp. for this RQ lolololol)
Let us all take a knee in mourning for this poor anon…. ;;;

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jikook (jimin x jungkook) | rating - m | ongoing

CHAPTER 2: kim taehyung

“What if you accidentally fall in love?”

JEON JUNGKOOK: Full-time Student, Part-Time Heartwrecker

When Jungkook is hired to break up the relationship of Taehyung’s childhood best friend, he finds the presence of overwhelmingly attractive Park Jimin a bit more distracting than he could ever expect it to be…

ch. 1 + full summary |

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thanks to @gracefulweather​ for being my BAEta~

By noon, Jungkook was already at school, relaxing at the university cafe with an iced americano. Out of nowhere, he was suddenly startled by someone slamming their book bag onto his table. 

“You piece of shit, how dare you ignore my calls?” the newcomer uttered angrily. Shamelessly, he sat down across from Jungkook before promptly stealing his newly brought drink.

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a/n: part deux to the kissing prank/youtube drabble

w/c: 1.2k


Niall squints at the number, back hunched over, with his fingers hovering over the keys of his laptop.

“I told you having him would help,” Louis says after a moment, grinning widely as he pokes at Niall’s side.

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kazzy-bat  asked:

*slides* I don't think I would ask this any other time, and it's mostly because I have been trying to battle off guilt people have been putting on my back, but Cherrymallow? I just really need to hear it from another party right now.

NOTP || Just no || Meh || Neutral || Good Potential || Ship it || OTP || JUST DATE/KISS ALREADY

I saw you asking this and I really wanted to respond asap. 



It is… I love how the characters interacted over time and when I heard there were canon babies coming, I screamed. I don’t know where I was at but I know I screamed outloud.


SHIPPING IS FOR FUN. And it makes me so sad when people start hating on others due to a ship.

Look. Azzy and Sylvia had planned this ship out for months. And getting shut down by some of the people that follow their blogs is just horrible. I don’t know if they saw what I saw - but I saw development over time… GRADUAL development of this ship blooming and forming. Those two did it right with character development, and I seriously look to their role plays as references and inspiration for when and if I ever get a chance to write out something like that. 

But if you don’t like a ship - there is a very VERY easy way to solve the problem. 

  1. you block the tag
  2. and/or you walk away or scroll away from it


THAT’s all you do. 

No need to rant on their picture or such, no need to send hate or even worse (like threats) to the person who ships it. LIKE seriously. 

You all that do that are children in my eyes. 

There are specific moments where enforcing a ship is important. And when other ships with those characters in a canon ship is not called for. You need to know what the artist feels about it prior to going off and doing things. 

THere is a weird balance that is out there - it’s there - but it’s hard to get to it. 


Respect the artists and writers that create ships and respect the ships that others have with characters. 

If a blog is cool with multishipping characters then go and have fun kids!

If a blog only likes a single ship, please respect that.

If a blog canons a ship that you dislike for their story and their fun - walk away and don’t comment on it.

Just please be respectful. And Azzy? You did not do anything wrong. You and Sylvia planned this out and how it turned out was amazing. I will keep following you both and cannot wait to see more cute and angst stories and RPs from you two. 

(and now back to work I go o-o)

anonymous asked:

Ereri "You're kinda cute.." (for the dialogue thing.)

Oh god this idea is so overdone I apologize deeply (also yes I hoard these until I get inspiration for them, I’m not ignoring them I swear)

Eren walked in to a completely dark apartment save for the faint light coming from the kitchen. He carefully hanged his coat and took off his shoes before calling for Levi, trying to determine where he was when he was supposed to be home early.

He headed to the kitchen slowly, confused when he heard hurried steps coming from that direction accompanied by hushed mumbling. He entered the kitchen and instantly bumped into Levi who cursed loudly and quickly turned to check on whatever it was he was doing.

“Levi?” Eren asked, voice sounding too loud in the silence surrounding them, when he noticed what was behind Levi. Candles.

Levi hummed in response, too engrossed in what he was doing to pay him any actual attention. 

“Levi, are those actual candles?” Eren had to ask. “I thought you said they were a fire hazard and if I recall correctly that ‘you’d rather be in one the Saw movies than allow them in your house’”

At that Levi looks up at Eren, clearly annoyed. “Is this seriously all you can see right now? Yes I got candles, care to look at what else is present on the table?”

It was then that Eren noticed the wine bottle place by the side of the table, the fine china plates they both didn’t want to get because they were never going to use, silver cutlery and the gorgeous wine glasses they both love to much to put into use. There was the smell of food wafting in from the oven, threatening to overpower the sweetness of the candles and making Eren’s stomach twist in anticipation.

“You did this all for us?” Eren was bewildered. They were never ones for romantic gestures in all 5 years of their relationship. 

“Yes, thank you captain obvious.” Levi wiped his hands on his apron and continued quickly when he noticed Eren was going to comment “Don’t you dare say anything about the apron.”

“Okay then.” Eren huffed in a small laugh, hand reaching to rub the back of his neck in embarrassment. “What brought this on?”

“Do I need a reason to cook for us and pamper my boyfriend?” Levi looked at him questioningly before sighing in defeat. “I– I guess I just wanted to be romantic.”

“Levi, look at me.” Eren had moved quietly making his way towards Levi, gently lifting a hand to cup his face and giving him a little nudge. “There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be romantic, but you didn’t need to do all of this.”

“I wanted to, I thought this is wh–” Levi whispered, eyes still not meeting Eren’s before suddenly widening mid-sentence. “Wait do you mean to tell me Hanji actually managed to convince me to do one of her crazy ideas and I actually went with it?”

At that Eren couldn’t hold his laughter in, and leaned his forehead against Levi’s, shoulders shaking with laughter and eyes crinkling as he eyed the grumpy man in front of him plotting his best friend’s death.

“You’re kinda cute.” Eren let slip and watched as Levi stopped abruptly to look back into his eyes.

“I sure should hope so, cause I didn’t just do all of this for you to think I’m not cute.” Levi finished, a small smile turning his lips as he leaned in to close the distance between them in a chaste kiss.

“The f-food is g-going to get c-cold.” Eren managed to get in between kisses.

“Screw it!” Levi smirked. “I can think of better things I want to eat right now.”

send me a pairing and a line of dialogue and i’ll write you something happy/light-hearted

First Love | Mark Tuan

My first ever scenario, which in this case involves YOU [anon] and our charming Mark Tuan from GOT7. I hope you guys like it?? ^^

The first request: “A cute scenario, where Mark meets up with his first love, after a few years. The girl is clueless about her being his first love”

The smell of kimchi never seemed to fail to put a smile on your face. It was a sign, a good one! You were finally back after being 3 years overseas for your studies. You loved the LA ocean breeze, but being back in Seoul made you tingle up like a little kid in a candy store.

”____ [YN], hurry up! We are going to be late for the party!” You heard your mom say annoyingly. Normally, you would have a good word back, but this time around, you actually missed that loud, yet sweet mother of yours. Quickly grabbing your clutch, you come downstairs, meeting your annoyed little brother. “Noona, you haven’t changed at all! Always so late with everything!” He sighed, as you gave him a little nudge.

“You know that Raymond’s son actually became a singer in this new group!” You heard your dad say in the car ride to the party. It hasn’t hit you yet, that you were actually going to be re-united with that quiet best friend of yours. “Yeah, they are really good, the way he does those tricks, it’s insane!” You heard your little brother commenting. 

After a good 45min drive, you finally reached the venue. It was quite a big place and lots of people have assembled for the party. “Is that little ___ [YN] ?” You heard a man ask your father as they hugged eachother. As you came closer to respectivaly bow and say your greetings, you see a strangely familiar guy with red hair standing next to that man. You looked at eachother for a good minute without saying a word. “Wow! She’s grown to be a beautiful woman, hasn’t she, Mark!” Your eyes widened at that point, it was him! That’s why he looked so familiar too you. As you blushed, you walked behind your parents to be seated at the same table as the Tuan family.

“So, Mark! We’ve been seeing you a lot on tv lately, you’re doing a great job!” You heard your mom say. “Thank you very much!” He said softly, while looking at you the whole time. 

“So, how have you been though, ___ [YN]? Was studying overseas fun?”

“I’m good! It was a lot of fun, though difficult at times, since I had to miss everyone here..” You responded. “I missed seeing my best friend, you know!” You said playfully. He blushed when you said that and you can’t help but laugh. It felt good, he hasn’t changed one bit, except for the fact that he matured, but he’s still the same old shy Mark.

As time passed by, the two of you catched up on a lot of things. He told you so much about the trainee life, how it has been ever since he made his debut and gave you some insight, yet funny information about his fellow GOT7 members. He seemd genuinly happy, which made you even happier for him.

“So, there was no time for you meeting up on some girls, huh?” You asked with a little smirk on your face. “No, not really.. No time and I wasn’t really interested in a lot of them..” He replied, whilst looking away.

“Really not? But, your a handsome ,sweet guy! There must have been someone out there…” You asked him eagerly, but he responded to you with the exact same question. “What about you? 3 years in LA and no boyfriend?”

“I did date, but nothings gotten serious.. I guess I’m not ready to commit myself to anyone right now.” You see him sigh in relief, yet confusion at the same time. “Why? Why do you look with that infamous confused look on your face?”

“Well, you know.. You.Are.Beautiful..” You shook your head and gave him a playfull punch on his arm. “Haha, noo.. I’m just me.. Your dorky/clueless ___ [YN]!” You said. 

“Yeah, clueless indeed.” He whispered. “Wait, what did you say?” You asked, but he grabbed you by your wrist and dragged you to talk more privately in the hallway.

“I said, yeah, you are clueless indeed!”
“I am not following you right now, Mark..” Scratching your head.
“Don’t you get why I didn’t want to date any other girl out there?” As he walked closer to you, leaving you pressed against the wall, looking down at his feet. He tilted your head up with his hand gently on you chin. 

“There’s only been one girl on my mind, this whole entire time.. My first love, but she left me 3 years ago, without giving me a chance…" 

It has hit you at that point and before you could say anything, he pressed his lips onto yours.

"You are the one, my one and only one”

enragedviking  asked:

Love your work; it really makes me want to do my own fanfiction writing for Fire Emblem. Don't know why I never considered it before. Anyway, can I pretty please have a piece about F!Kamui and Izana? Possibly F!Kamui and Izana not being quite together yet, and Izana uses his fortune telling to ask her on a date? Thanks for looking at this, and hope you're well~

(Want to change the name? Use this!)

“Izana!” The sweet sound of your voice carried over Izana’s cup of tea, his face brightening up more than usual when he found you jogging up to him.

“Lady Corrin! I had a feeling you’d show up today. In fact I was looking forward to it! More than I should, probably.” He said, making you smile as you sat down across from him. “To what do I owe this absolute pleasure?”

“Well, I was hoping you’d be able to tell me my fortune, this morning.” You replied simply, fiddling with your hands. “I know you’ve done it a few times already, and all, but I was really hoping maybe you’d be willing to give me another-”

“-Say no more, milady!” He cut you off with a giddy smile, setting his tea aside and taking your hand up in his. “I’d read your fortune a bajillion times over, if you asked that many times. Although I don’t know if you’d be able to ask that many times…I’d lose count after a zillion, to be honest.”

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hey, I don't follow you that much or I don't read or actually watch your videos.

Is basically what I get on a daily basis… 
for everyone who is wondering “where did dare mattg go?” let me lay it down for you. 

Its fucking over. Its done. Its gone. Its not coming back. 
I did 100, thats more than enough of that. 

Heres why I don’t like doing dare mattg. 

I realize for the most part everyone who watched it only wanted to see me do some dumb shit and thats awesome.. but heres the thing. I don’t like doing dumb shit. It was fun for a bit but imagine having to spend 3 days out of your week sifting though comments,tweets,facebook posts and every single comment being something that is A) impossible, B) actually illegal for real, C) classified as assault, D) Something I hate that some other youtube did once, E) Not actually as funny as you think its going to be. 

Imagine you’re at a job that when you started was a ton of fun. You really enjoy the people you’re working with and the boss is a real nice guy not to mention the pay is not bad. What do you do if after awhile showing up to work becomes a draining daunting task? You show up and your fellow employees are making it really hard for you to thrive under your work conditions, your boss walks up to you EVERYDAY.. more than once a day and tells you that what you’re doing isn’t as good as it used to be even though what you’re doing is exactly the same as you think it is. 
You come in and work gets a little harder everyday and you’re having a hard time trying to have fun with it. You don’t like anything you’re doing anymore. Its taking up so much of your time and energy to get the task done and by the time you get it done and out there for the world people don’t even want it anymore because its not how it used to be. 

That was dare mattg. 

So what do you do in that situation.. you put in your two weeks notice.. and you quit and try something new. 

Honestly.. I know the formula on how to make something people are going to enjoy. I can make videos people like. Its clearly not hard if you actually look at the shit people are pumping out that accumulates on the front page like old food at the bottom of the sink. 

I get it.. challenge videos that ARENT EVEN ACTUALLY CHALLENGES.. THEY ARE LITERALLY “RIPPED YOUNG TEENS” GETTING DRINKING AND TRYING TO DO STUFF… another ripped teen see’s the response it gets and then replicates it to a T. Like.. actually nothing is difference accept you can tell they are a different person because their face is weird looking in a different way.

Im almost 25 years old. I can’t fucking do it anymore. I can’t act like im 14. I tried really hard. I can’t. Its actually embarrassing to me. Ive watched some of the shit thats popular and knowing how old they are Ive gotten second hand embarrassment. 

What I like doing is writing “jokes”. I tried to fit some into dare mattg. Im really not a positive person at all.. and acting that way makes it really hard to want to edit and upload any garbage I make. I honestly don’t understand what it takes to be perpetually happy and upbeat. I guess it isn’t hard when you literally have to put 0 thought into what you’re doing and see immediate growth and success just because you’re “so cute” or what ever fucking bull shit. 

I hate complaining about shit like this.. because hey it isn’t so bad. Some people have a lot of shit they have to deal with. I just have a crippling sadness that comes with the stress of having to put up with not being the same to everyone. I had a strange thought in my head when I decided to end dare mattg “hey.. im still funny.. people will want to stick around right?" 


Well. This is the first month in 5 years where I didn’t make enough money to pay my rent. 

I don’t know what to do. 
I’d post my stats on here.. but lets just say ive been looking at negative numbers every day for the last 3 months. 

Anyway.. thats the last time im complaining.. just.. fucking stop asking about dare mattg holy fuck god damnit. 

anonymous asked:

Don't get too excited about euphonium, it's nothing but lesbian-baiting. The director of the series said it herself that she doesn't consider it yuri and only wanted to depict 'adolescence' in a recent interview: ultimatemegax(.)wordpress(.)com/2016/01/26/animestyle-007-sound-euphonium-interview-director-tatsuya-ishihara-series-director-naoko-yamada-part-2/

okay so I read the interview and beforehand I want to say: Yamada is NOT the author of the novels the story is depicted from, only the director of the anime. so they only adapted the original into an anime, and did not come up with the story or the relationships between the characters.

so, he didn’t specifically say that there is no romance between Kumiko and Reina. he simply said that it isn’t Yuri. which it isn’t. Yuri tends to be very sexualised and fetishized most of the time and this isn’t what we have here at all. I’m not a big fan of the Yuri/Yaoi genres to begin with, because of what I just stated, but also bc it pisses me off that gay/lesbian relationships can’t be portrayed in a show unless it’s directly labelled as such.

as for the romantic aspects of Kumiko and Reina’s relationship; if that’s supposed to be lesbian/queer baiting, then they’re sure putting A LOT of effort into it.
there are many romantic tropes played out between those two:

  • they’re shown to be connected by the red thread of fate in the outro, which is HUGE symbolism for romance between two characters in manga/anime, but also Japanese culture as a whole
  • they’re constantly validating and complimenting each other, resulting in one or both of the two blushing
  • kumiko points out more than once that she finds Reina cute and appears really flustered when Reina brushes her hair back in episode 4/5(?), or when she sees her wearing that white dress in episode 8
  • they’re paralleling certain phrases more than once, e.g.: “That seems like something you’d say.” (which even gave Reina a flashback and got her really flustered) and “It’s a confession of love.” (do I even have to say anything about that one?
  • “Will you stay with me?” “You won’t abandon me, right?”
  • “Her smile was just as mysterious as the mystery steps, but it made me a little happy.”
  • the lucky charms they got before the final competition had matching colours, which could be seen as hidden symbolism otherwise, but it was even pointed out by Hazuki when she gave it to them

On top of all that, there is absolutely doubt about his, regardless of her relationship with Reina: Kumiko is a lesbian. Throughout the whole season, Kumiko shows absolutely no interest in guys whatsoever. Whereas other characters comment about their male classmates and even their teacher here and there, she always remains totally indifferent in those particular situations.
e.g: Hazuki asking her “[Our new teacher] is kinda hot, isn’t he?”, to which she merely replies “Yeah?”
And later, when talking about him with Reina and she says that him being hansome might have to do with some of the band’s newfound enthusiasm and Reina questions her about that, she’s quick to reply “No, not me!! That’s just what everyone else says!” She does this more than once.
She literally says “Yikes!” when making eye-contact with Shuichi that one time. Furthermore, although he’s quickly shown to be interested in her, she not only states that she isn’t interested in him in the slightest, she also doesn’t have the kind of reaction to him that she has when around Reina. In fact, most of the time she’s annoyed with him and she doesn’t even seem to like him all that much in the beginning. Only in the last few episodes they seem to have become actual friends.

So not only does Kumiko’s interaction with Shuichi lack the physical reactions she has around Reina (blushing, flustered, left speechless etc.), she also doesn’t begin monologuing internally every time they spend some time together, which she DOES whenever she is around Reina or thinks about her. (which she also does. A LOT)
anyway; I rest my case.

anonymous asked:

are you taking prompts? you know how those coke bottles have names on them? what if Oliver and Felicity found each others?

Oh this was too cute. I gushed when I wrote this!

Felicity turned away from her desk when she heard a pair of footsteps descend the stairs. She smiled up at them, her eyes snapping to the large brown paper bag in Digg’s right hand. 

“Wow, someone’s happy to see us,” Digg commented as he dropped the bag of food on the table. He shrugged off his coat and hung it behind his chair. Oliver did the same with his jacket, hanging it on the back of his own chair.

“Someone’s happy to see food,” Roy corrected from his spot in front of her desk. He was standing a few feet away from the concrete wall, an arrow perched on his bow. He aimed at one of the target posters that hung on the wall and released the arrow, missing the center target by a few inches. 

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