Stiles knew from experience that Derek could be stubborn. He knew that mostly because Stiles held himself to a pretty high standard of stubbornness that was, on occasion, met with an even higher amount of stubbornness in the six feet that built up Derek Hale. In every instance, Stiles always found himself surprised and, if he was being honest with himself, impressed.
This was not one of those occasions.
Monday nights were dedicated to The Bachelor. Derek thought it was a fair request since it was only two hours, one night, each week, for six weeks out of the year, that he required the television in his own loft. The pack had other thoughts on the matter – the use of Derek’s television, not on The Bachelor – the pack had no clue about Derek’s secret love affair with the reality show. Derek did decide to turn four teenagers into his betas, but he was not an idiot. Okay, ignore that last example.
The point still stood that Derek had every right to lock himself in his apartment on Monday nights with a box of red wine and bowl of movie theater butter popcorn to watch a reality show that may or may not contain the use of tears, wildly concocted fights, and artfully chiseled men. The pack was settled and there hadn’t been any supernatural issues in months. Well, unless you counted the time Scott contracted a were-flu and all the werewolves in the pack were reduced to sniffling blanket piles. Stiles had shouldered the brunt of mothering everyone as they regained their strength and while he complained profusely, Derek had suspected the whole ordeal had been an ego boost for the kid.
A ding sounded from the kitchen and Derek took the popcorn out of the microwave, taking care not to burn his fingertips as he grasped it by the corners and tried in vain not to rip the bag in half. The effort was futile, as it always was, and Derek inevitably had a steaming cloud of popcorn explode in his face before falling to the floor. You would think that growing up with werewolf strength would give Derek the time and opportunity to figure out how to do something as mundane as opening a bag of popcorn without it staging a coup, but this was one skill he could not grasp. He stood there, dumbfounded, when he heard a key turn the tumblers in the apartment’s lock and Stiles walked in. He looked at Derek and blinked.
•Anime gifsets/ fanart
•Random aesthetic posts
•Relatable text posts about social anxiety + Posts from lovesuggestion
•Complaining / Venting / Vague Posting
•Lots of selfies
•Reblogs those links to buzzfeed quizzes
•Sometimes posts own art (usually calls it trash immediately after)
•Everything is organized in separate tags
•Emojis are everywhere 😋
•Supportive / Motivational posts
•Lots of Liveblogging + Taking pics of stuff around him
•High Definition Food Porn
•Tags bros on funny posts all the time
•Never uses the tags to react to a post he just comments directly on it
•Gets excited over getting spambots as followers b/c at least its something right
•Entire blog theme is white including the text
•Abundance of Shitposts
•Never makes any posts about personal life
•Occasionally answers anons
•He is like a cryptid he’s only vaguely visible on his brother’s social media and nowhere else
•Audio posts of music he likes
•Uncaptioned photos of white furred animals and white clothes
•Hijacks Panda’s blog sometimes
•Mostly runs on Queue
k this is gonna sound stupid so please don’t judge me, but i’m so excited to be a mom. like i can’t wait to take care of someone and love them with my whole heart. and i know being a mom isn’t easy all the time and stuff, but i’m so excited! and i’m obviously not gonna go out and get pregnant right now just because i want to have a kid. i’m 18. but part of me also wants to have my kids young. again, i won’t go out and get pregnant because i really want to be a mom. but i can’t wait to get married and have kids and just do things as a family and stuff!
Nickname: Lulu, when my cousin and sister are in a really good mood they call me mama. Zodiac sign: Virgo. Height: 5′3″ or something, dont remember. Last Thing You Googled: meters to feet bc I forgot my height is feet. Favourite music artist: Ricardo Arjona. Song stuck in my head: Evermore bc I watched Beauty and the beast. Last Movie you watched: Beauty and the beast. What are you wearing right now: my pijama plus a sweater bc its cold. What do you post: Right now Malec, shadowhunters, Harry shum jr, I change my main fandom everytime i found something new, but it has being shadowhunters for a while. Why did you choose your URL: Well… my nickname is lulu… i like to be called miss…. so… yeah. Do you have any other blogs: Nop. What Did Your Last Relationship Teach You: To not being stupid, mostly, stupid is not the word but I dont know how to say ‘pendejo’ in english. Religious Or Spiritual: Religious. Favorite Color: Green Average Hours Of Sleep: Depends, these last weeks have being 10 hours. Lucky Number: 7. Favorite characters: Magnus Bane is so precious and deserves all the good things in the world. How Many Blankets Do you Sleep With: Just one. Dream Job: Disneyland.
q - question you’re always asked: Where did you go?
r - reason to smile: Um. Chris Evans…Shannon Leto….Jared Leto…Matthew Gray Gubler….Denzel Washington….Idris Elba….Tom Hardy…the cast of Luke Cage….the cast of Remember the Titans….shit man I can do this all day!
s - song you sang last: Golden Slumbers from that kids movie Sing because my kids are my life. Don’t judge me!
t - time you woke up: 5 am
u - underwear color: Light green
v - vacation destination: Germany would be nice again but I’m thinking Thailand
w - worst habit: My anxious need for acceptance. I need to seriously break it.
x - x-rays: 1
y - your favorite food: Chinese food and Ramen because yes LAWD
z - zodiac sign: Gemini and yes I have two personalities. My hoeside and my brightside. NO REGRETS!
Tagging: Whoever wants to play because I know this has been passed around. Toodles!