it's punny!

YOO Merry Christmas @irishgirl982! I was your secret santa for the @mlsecretsanta​ exchange! :D You requested anything from the lovesquare so here’s some fluffy Adrinette! Hope you enjoy it! C:

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etsyfindoftheday 3 | 4.5.17

punny illustrated reusable totes by kerrisganeson

this pair of illustrated totes from recent shop fave kerrisganeson is funny, punny, cute, and craveable. NEED ‘EM IN MY LIFE.

PUNNY HARRY
  • Harry: What's wrong?
  • Draco:
  • Harry: You can't possibly be that mad.
  • Draco:
  • Harry: Oh come on. My jokes are awesome.
  • Draco: *stares blankly at Harry, arms folded*
  • Harry: I can't stand it when you doughnut talk to me.
  • Draco: ...
  • Harry: I won't leaf you alone until you do.
  • Draco: ...
  • Harry: Come on. Let's taco bout it.
  • Draco: *ears flaming*
  • Harry: Draco, you're NACHO-pose to be angry with me!
  • Draco: *stands up and walks away*
  • Harry: FINE. BUT NO NEED TO BE SO SALTY. CHEESE-SUS.
DAILYBSS SHIT #9

Delirious: Welcome to the Delirious Cooking Show!

*applause*

Delirious: Thank you! And today, we will be roasting this nice young owl here.

Vanoss: *tied up with an apple in his mouth* -_-

Delirious: Hopefully he comes out well done! He seems hard to roast! XD

Oh my god. Steris and Wax seem different but they’re actually very similar. They both had similar sister issues. Their sisters are social butterflies while they’re socially awkward. They’re both stubborn in their ways; which makes them outsiders in high society but they don’t really care about what people think of them. They’re adorable dorks. They describe each other as fire related things.

They’re two sides of the same coin.

anonymous asked:

OT5/Jinki? Please?! 💕

shinee ships shinee ships
pairing: ot5+
genre: humor, crack, band au
rating: pg-13 (droppin’ f bombs)
word count: 1340
summary: shinee’s a little drunk & jonghyun wants to know what’s minho’s favorite ship
a/n: so this is the ot5/jinki i was talking about threeish weeks ago.  since then they’ve literally gotten drunk & hung out as a group so basically i made that happen with my little wip.  you’re welcome.
special thanks to @bpash89​ for trying to help me make this better & wholly succeeding with her suggestion for jinki to give That Response.  #yes

the air is cool & a slight breeze blows against the flames of their campfire where they sit on logs set up up in a ‘u’ shape.  it’s only been an hour but taemin’s already screamed three times, mistaking bits of ash for bugs, his body folded in half with his bottle in one hand & the other on jinki’s arm, head on his shoulder. jonghyun sits next to jinki on a log shared with kibum & minho has his own perch directly across from taemin.

the group began drinking long before they sat down, a day at the beach spent in the sun, sand, & surf culminating with everyone a little drunk around a roaring fire.  jonghyun is the most plastered & jinki the least, everyone else falling somewhere in-between.

“truth or dare.”  jonghyun’s the one who asks, his words a little slurred & his eyes blinking sleepily.  taemin snorts & jinki rolls his eyes, kibum ignores the group & minho sits up a little straighter.

“truth.”

“what’s your favorite ship?”

“ship?”

“pairing.  fandom pairing.  us.” jonghyun gestures at the others with a finger pointed to the sky, looping around three times before it falls limply against his thigh.

minho takes a sip from his log, the one closest to the campfire. the stick in his hand, meant for stoking the flames, pushes against the dirt as he thinks.

“i like all my ships.  i love all of you.  i love shinee.”

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