it's okay i might be lonely but at least i'm happy

I accidentally answered a question privately just now that I didn’t mean to. OTL

Thankfully I still have the response saved, so I’ll just put it in normal text post form. The question was from tumblr user @bells, and it went like this:

Hello! How do you think things would have been different if Ouma was one of the survivors? In particular, how do you think his relationship with Saihara would have developed? Thank you for all your hard work in writing your meta, it’s been very helpful!

Thank you for asking this! I feel like as one of the characters who’s left an undeniably huge impression on the fanbase, Ouma does provide a lot of potential for one of the most potentially interesting survivors. A lot of people were probably counting on him making it all the way to the end too, although his death in Chapter 5 does make a lot of sense thematically, and from the standpoint of the previous Chapter 5s we’ve seen in dr1 and sdr2.

From this point on I’ll just be covering lots of spoilers for everything in Chapter 5 and onward, so anyone who doesn’t want to get spoiled for endgame points of the game, don’t read past this! (And again, I’m so sorry for accidentally responding on private instead.)

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anonymous asked:

How do the fallout 3 companions react to lone bringing up getting married? (I'm such a sucker for your blog it's like my fave one<3)

Butch: It happens quite casually, they’re winding down at home after a trip out into the wastes. They’re laying in bed, the intention was to fool around, but they were just too exhausted, so they just lay there in a comfortable silence. Out of nowhere the lone wanderer started to laugh, which made him smile and ask what was up. They simply respond, “I’m gonna marry you one day Butch Deloria.” He flushes deep red and doesn’t say anything at first, just simply holds them tight. After a bit of silence, he says, “Okay, but you’re not allowed to propose to me. I’ll be the one to sweep ya off your feet.” The lone wanderer smiles and agrees. As promised, he does sweep them off their feet when the time comes.

Charon: Even though they’ve become quote close, the lone wanderer doesn’t know that much about Charon, they share a lot about themselves, but he’s not the type to offer up information about himself. Even though they feel they have a pretty good feel for who he is, questions come up. They’re having a quiet moment after a fight, Charon is leaning against a rock cleaning off his gun and the lone wanderer is crouched by a raider’s corpse, inspecting a pair of brass knuckles they had on them. The lone wanderer, without looking up, asks “Do you ever think about getting married?” Charon doesn’t respond at first, but then shrugged, “Not really. Didn’t think it would ever be possible for me.” There’s a silence again, but Charon speaks up again, “Maybe now though. Might be nice.”

Clover: When the lone wanderer mentions the possibility of getting married, Clover is skeptical at first. Sounds to good to be true, to be an “official” gal. She scoffs, “Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free, huh?” She’s had a good thing going with the lone wanderer, but she’s been burned before. She can’t help but be cynical about things like love. Eventually she warms to the idea, they have conversations about it and she starts coming up with wedding ideas. She’s very particular about how she wants everything to be, which the lone wanderer finds endearing. “Now that you got me all worked up about this, you better make it happen.” the lone wanderer laughs a bit, but does feel slightly threatened.

Fawkes: When the lone wanderer brings up getting married, Fawkes is pretty surprised. He’s flattered, but its not anything he’s ever thought about. Since leaving Vault 87 he’s learned a lot about human society and the world of the wasteland. Weddings seem rare, but lovely. He’s a bit shy about it, but tells the lone wanderer that being with them like that would be lovely. When he gets the chance he finds out all that he can about weddings, presenting his findings to the lone wanderer, and asking their opinions on things such as venues, whether the ceremony should be religious, and about vows and things. Through the discussion they learn a lot more about each other, and their relationship grows stronger. The eventual wedding is very beautiful.

Jericho: He kinda rolls his eyes when the discussion comes up. He is in no way sentimental, and kinda thinks that the idea is silly. The lone wanderer presses it a bit, trying to sell it as a party about their relationship, but he doesn’t really care. He says that nothing will change, so what’s the point? Eventually with enough pestering, Jericho finally gives, gruff as he may be, he does like to make them happy. They discuss the details, and they settle on a quicker wedding with a rockin after party. The party, now that he can get into planning. He personally makes arrangements for the booze and drugs.

Sergeant RL-3: There were a lot off odd things about their relationship, but it was comfortable and they were both happy. When the lone wanderer asked about making their partnership more official, RL-3, being quite the formal bot, was all for it. With military protocols programmed into his database, he insisted on a full military wedding, or at least as close an approximation as they could get.

Star Paladin Cross: She’s pleasantly surprised when the lone wanderer asks if she’d ever consider getting married. Cross blushes and kind of trips over her words, but he answer is a resounding yes, she always dreamed of having a nice wedding and being able to dedicate herself to her partner before the elder and all of the Brotherhood. She can’t help but act a little giddy that they also are interested in doing so, even if its nothing official yet. She has a lot of fun describing the Brotherhood’s traditions for weddings, and the lone wanderer can tell how happy that it would make her.

BONUS Gob: He’s quite surprised when the lone wanderer brings it up. His reaction is pretty shy, he stutters a bit as he responds with a “Now why are you thinkin about that…?” The idea makes him nervous, he has a lot of insecurities, especially being the only ghoul in the area, and at first he thinks of a potential wedding as just something to put them in a spotlight that he wouldn’t be super comfortable in. The conversation doesn’t go anywhere, but a while later he brings it up again, much to the lone wanderer’s delight. “I would want to do it in Underworld… Carol and Greta have to be there…” he can’t help but act shy again, but this time they are able to talk about it more.

So I have a habit of livetexting everything I read/watch to the person who got me into it, and it's generally regarded as quite amusing. My dear friend Mycroft recently got me into Young Wizards, and he suggested that I put one of my livetexts up on Tumblr as my introduction into the fandom. So here goes "Iago reads High Wizardry" (lightly edited to make reading easier).
  • Iago: *picks up High Wizardry* Here we go.
  • Iago: Oh god. Setting up a computer in the nineties. This should be fun.
  • Iago: Dari wearing a Star Wars shirt makes me incredibly happy.
  • Iago: Nita's parents affronted by the fact that Dari can set up the computer without instructions is just perfect.
  • Mycroft: Dairine is the best Star Wars nerd.
  • Iago: She also likes X-Men, which is perfect.
  • Iago: "The sure way to make the world work for you was to know everything. Dairine sat home and busied herself with conquering the world." New favorite character? I think so.
  • Mycroft: I think she became like half the fandom's favorite character at that exact moment. Myself included--I can definitely relate.
  • Iago: *laughs* At least I'm in good company, then.
  • Iago: I hope Dari eventually conquers the world. We couldn't have a better ruler.
  • Mycroft: Amen to THAT.
  • Iago: Oh sweet lord Dari took the Oath we're all toast.
  • Iago: Dari with a lightsaber is a terrifying thought.
  • Iago: Dari's going to have an affinity for computer systems, isn't she?
  • Iago: Awwwww, Nita's upset that Kit didn't notice her new boobs!
  • Mycroft: Also consider this- since Dari took the Oath, she could probably make a lighsaber out of wizardry if she really wanted.
  • Iago: Oh sweet minty Jesus we're fucked.
  • Iago: Oh look, Dari's created a second computer.
  • Mycroft: It's always good to have backups...
  • Iago: It's her Wizard's manual, isn't it?
  • Mycroft: I'm saying nothingggggg.
  • Iago: It's totally her manual. It's fucking taking her to Mars as we speak,
  • Mycroft: Okay yes. That is a thing.
  • Iago: Obviously that means she has an affinity for computers. I'm a writer. i know these things.
  • Iago: It also means that she might have and easier time with wizardry that Kit and Nita, because she just has to command the computer.
  • Mycroft: Brace yourself for the "computer wizard" puns. They're gonna happen.
  • Iago: YUS
  • Iago: How convenient is it that two of the *four* North American Senior Wizards live within relative spitting distance of our main characters?
  • Iago: Wait, puberty gives you more power? Fuck, why wasn't *I* a wizard? That could have made things a hell of a lot easier.
  • Iago: Souls are one to a customer *on this planet*? The hell does that mean?
  • Mycroft: It's a big, weird Universe out there...
  • Iago: Fair play to you.
  • Iago: Ah, the trouble with going to a place about which you know nothing: you find yourself talking to the luggage. I wouldn't be surprised if, at some point, Dari used the wrong verbs and ended up kissing a complete stranger.
  • Iago: Ah, planet-hopping youth. Always expecting something they're familiar with, when someone more experienced would know not to expect anything.
  • Iago: "Tentacled" being used as a way to describe how people get around brings me much joy.
  • Mycroft: SAME. Also, welcome to the Crossings. You'll be seeing a lot of it.
  • Iago: Oh boy. That sounds ominous.
  • Mycroft: Well, I mean it's a popular travel hub.
  • Iago: Fair enough.
  • Iago: Oh my god are those actually dinosaurs.
  • Iago: Holy shit it's like a bloodhound but it's a dinosaur yes good I approve of this.
  • Iago: Oh shit, now she's covering her trail. How the hell are Kit and Nita going to fin her
  • Iago: God, this galaxy sounds beautiful.
  • Iago: Kit and Nita in a "permanent partnership". *waggles eyebrows*
  • Mycroft: INDEED.
  • Mycroft: They're so adorably awkward.
  • Iago: Especially at thirteen and fourteen. This is perfect.
  • Iago: And we're back to Nita considering asking Kit what he thinks about "things".
  • Mycroft: Bless her beautiful relatable awkwardness.
  • Iago: Yes, Tom, tell the magical children to go to major law enforcement authorities. That can't possibly backfire in your face.
  • Iago: planet-sized computer chip = yes good.
  • Mycroft: Wasn't it terrifying when Dairine thought she'd fried her Manual. Stranded in the middle of a distant unexplored planet is not the greatest time for that.
  • Iago: It was too far from the end of the book for her to be dead just yet.
  • Iago: Ah! She's teaching it and everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
  • Iago: Oo! Dairine's manual is learning, too!
  • Iago: Oh god is she going to make the planet a wizard
  • Mycroft: ...MAYBE
  • Iago: Goody.
  • Mycroft: By the way, you didn't say anything about the Doctor's cameo...
  • Iago: Oh, of *course* that was him. I was wondering why he felt familiar. Which incarnation was that supposed to be?
  • Mycroft: Five. He's Diane Duane's favorite.
  • Iago: Ahhhh. Makes sense why I didn't quite catch it, then. I've never seen a Five story, and I really know very little about him.
  • Iago: oh god it was a *birthing* room?
  • Iago: "Kit, I didn't do it for you 'some'. I did it for you 'pretty much'."
  • Mycroft: YES GOOD JOIN US
  • Iago: Also, That Fucker just blew up a star to kill Kit and Nita. How rude.
  • Mycroftt: Are we calling the Lone Power That Fucker now because I totally approve
  • Iago: We totally can. I figured that capitalizing the first letters of any creative epithet I come up with would get the point across.
  • Mycroft: And it totally did.
  • Iago: Aw, Dairine's making friends with the circuit turtles!
  • Mycroft: With!
  • Iago: Is that its name?
  • Iago: Apparently not. Too bad, that would have been cute.
  • Iago: Gigo's nice, too, though
  • Iago: Mycroft I want a circuit turtle
  • Iago: Oh my god Dairine has just created a new race.
  • Mycroft: YUP
  • Iago: Good lord she *could* take over the world.
  • Mycroft: I would probably support this.
  • Iago: We wouldn't be able to stop her. We probably wouldn't *want* to stop her.
  • Iago: Oh dear god the circuit turtles are going to take over the Universe
  • Mycroft: I think it's more like... reprogramming
  • Iago: They're going to remake the whole damn thing!
  • Iago: I legitimately do not know what the Lone Asshat wants from this encounter.
  • Iago: Oh my god Dari has just used one of my favorite lines.
  • Iago: "You're so full of it that if you had eyes, they'd be brown."
  • Iago: Ah, mental contact. Solves everyone's problems
  • Iago: *flailing* Dari!
  • Iago: Nita and Kit showed up in the nick of time, and honest to god I was waiting for a, "Surprise, bitch."
  • Iago: "One might be intending to cripple or destroy that Power, but there was no need to be rude about it."
  • Iago: AND WHY NOT
  • Iago: RUDE IS FUN
  • Iago: PEACH
  • Iago: *incoherent shrieking*
texts with SVT (your boyfriend)
  • seungcheol/s.coups: texts you all day. will send you good morning texts and good night texts. will message you about every little thing throughout the day because he can't help but tell his most important person about it. will surprise you by talking about things you thought he forgot about. "this made me think of you" texts. sends you pictures of him being lonely without you. will take pictures hugging other members with captions like "this should be you." woozi tries to call him out on always being on his phone but that never seems to stop him, so you constantly have to remind him to work hard and that you'll text him after practice.
  • jeonghan: texts when exciting things happen, which for jeonghan is luckily all the time. "MINGYU JUST SPIT ALL OVE R THR FOROL LMAO" When the group has a little bit of rest time, you're the first person he wants to talk to. he likes hearing your stories, so he's always asking you about your day. will also ask you very personal things through text, and sometimes you have to tell him (in the sweetest way) to find his chill. expect a lot of selfies because your reactions are priceless and he loves teasing you. He's actually very laid back when it comes to texting though, and he doesn't mind when you forget to text back. Often sends texts meant for you to other members on accident and vice versa.
  • jihoon/woozi: is always worrying about you so he surprisingly texts quite often, but his texts are always straight to the point. "wear a sweater. it's cold out now." you two are always arguing over text (never anything serious just little stuff), and just when you're about to win, he'll bring up conversations from long ago that you don't even remember. on the off chance you do win, you don't let him forget it and he'll respond by sending you a really gross aegyo pic that kills you inside. But you also feel special because he trusts you enough not to show anybody else. He also likes to talk about the other members with you because sometimes this boy just needs to vent, but you know he writes those things with a good heart because he loves them. will send you pics of him working late at night and gets mad when you won't send him one back.
  • soonyoung/hoshi: is the biggest spam texter. sometimes you wonder how this boy can type so fast. It's like rapid fire, but it's okay because you'll reciprocate the speed. you two have at least three conversations going at once at all times, and what's amazing is how you both can talk about anything. He's the type to love every little detail and will text you when so much as a leaf falls to the ground, and when you text him about the smallest things he gets so happy. He likes to show the group your texts when they're funny and members are always wondering why you two talk about such nonsense, but it's like your own language that nobody else can understand, and you both love it for that reason. When things do get serious, you sometimes wonder if it's the same boy texting you because it's like a completely different aura, and you're surprised that you like it so much.
  • joshua: is most likely to emoji text. Sometimes conversations are had using JUST emojis. Joshua is always fun to text because he's such a funny and awkward person. Usually you'll talk about some weird anime he found, or Joshua will send you funny memes. Joshua texts less frequently on days he knows you're busy because he doesn't want to bother you and feels bad when he does, so you're constantly reminding him that he's never a bother. His favorite thing to do is send you random texts full of heart emojis and explaining how much he cares about you because he knows it'll make you smile. He also sends little reminders for things he thinks you might forget. "Remember to bring your flash drive to school today. Good luck on your speech! ♥♥♥"
  • junhui/jun: texts you a fair amount. He loves to send you greasy lines because he loves your reactions to them, but when you send the occasional one back he gets so flustered and kind of happy. Sometimes he'll show the other members. He especially loves to send greasy lines when he's sitting right next to you because he loves to watch how flustered you get when you read them. you both actually text the most when you're sitting right next to each other. when you both go out with the other members, you both text in a secret code only you two know and use code names when you're teasing the other members for their weird antics. when you both are apart, you're usually just talking to about your shared interests. Jun loves knowing things about you, so he's always trying to surprise you with research he did on that one subject you talked about for 5 minutes that one time.
  • seungkwan: is the most fun to text in seventeen because he always has so much to say. He's another spam texter but not as intense as hoshi. Seungkwan is only a spam texter because he separates his texts for dramatic effect. You and Seungkwan actually text a lot of mean things to each other and look like you're arguing all the time, but its how you both show you care. "Your face looks so silly in this picture, why are you making that face?" "Because I was thinking about your bad breath in the morning." "Next time I'm going to breathe right into your face." The others wonder how you both can be in a relationship like that, but it works for you both. On a sunny day when you're feeling generous, you'll tell him how cute he looks on tv, and seungkwan will almost burst into tears because you were watching him, but he'll never admit it. That's what you love about him.
  • hansol/vernon: a lot of one word responses. You often get a lot of "kk" and "lol" but that's only because you keep sending him memes. (Why are you doing that to him? He doesn't deserve this.) He actually does find them funny, and sometimes he'll show the other members when it's something he can't help but laugh out loud at. Once you guys get deeper into the relationship, Vernon opens up a lot more. When you surprise him with the occasional thoughtful message, Vernon gets to be his really shy and sweet self, and that's when he'll feel inspired and type an essays worth of stuff. Sometimes he'll make you happy cry because he actually really does have a way with words. He'll start messaging you more often too. He'll start your morning and end your nights with thoughtful messages. You'll see the real gem in him and he'll make you fall for him even more just through text.
  • seokmin/DK: always wants to give you a reason to smile so he's constantly sending cute pictures or memes or fluffy messages or funny messages. Other members will ask him why he's staring so hard at his phone. It's because he's trying really hard to send you quality material. Sometimes when he sends you stuff, you overreact because you want to make sure he knows you appreciate it. You are also always pestering him to send clips of him singing and deep down it makes him feel really happy and special that you like hearing him that much. Even if he pretends that he doesn't want to, he'll do it and your praise afterwards sends him to the moon and back. There is not a moment when this boy's texts don't make you smile. Please keep him safe.
  • mingyu: gives such an oppa vibe in his texts. He's always trying to take care of you and pretends like he's so much older than you when that's not really the case. "Let's go get some coffee tonight so you can work on your essay, but I'm not letting you stay up too late because you need rest." Which is funny because it's him that really needs to rest, but when you tell him that, he just texts back silly emojis. You get a lot of links to food tutorials with an excited Mingyu saying "Let's try making this!" He also keeps you updated on his career and likes to run his ideas through you first because he values your opinion a lot. You often send him pictures you find of him because you want to praise him but he thinks you're making fun of him so he pretends to be sad. That's when you start over-praising him and telling him he looks so good, and that just feeds his ego more.
  • wonwoo: There is so much fluff with this boy. he loves showering you with praise and supports everything you do. "Fighting!" Sometimes when you send him sweet messages telling him how cute he is, he won't respond for a few hours because he's so shy about it and doesn't know how to express that you literally just made his heart beat out of his chest. The truth is you both don't text each other too much because you both like to talk about your lives face to face. You'll spend whole nights talking instead of on your phones. Occasionally he'll send you a video message because he wants to make sure his words reach you in the best possible way.
  • minghao/the8: is the biggest victim of autocorrect. sometimes you wonder why he doesn't just turn it off. "I've got a long practice today, but the thought of our first kill last night is getting me through it." "First kill? Did we do something I'm not aware of?" "Kiss***" This is followed by a bunch of texts about how embarrassed he is. Despite this, his texts are the kind that make you smile during a bad day. The thing that will surprise you most is how funny he can be. He can say really weird things sometimes. He'll text you something weird, and you can tell from the way he typed how confident he was sending it. He'll talk a lot about the weird things the other members are doing, and sometimes he'll text you about things deep in his heart because he trusts you so much. It's very rare that minghao spam texts, but each time was because something major happened. The texts were the most precious things you've ever received. You enjoyed it so much that you have them screencapped and saved and archived on your computer.
  • chan/dino: is actually the most confident through text. Words seem to come much easier when he's texting you because he can look over it a thousand times before sending it. Often consults the other members around him before he sends fluffy stuff. Probably the member that gets his phone stolen a lot which means you get a lot of weird texts that make you think 'there's no way chan would write this.' Can sometimes be a little cocky through text but in a charming way that makes you smile. "You're so cute, but you would look much cuter next to me. Let's take a photo together next time." His favorite thing is to send you pictures of the other members when they don't look their best because since he's the maknae and they do it to him all the time. Is actually another member on the spam text list but he can't help that he's so excited, "I'm dating you after all, why shouldn't I be happy?"
Bast Tarot Diary #10
  • Me: Hey, sorry we haven't had a chat in almost a month but I...
  • Me: Uh, not really, I felt like shit so...
  • Three of Swords: It's your own damn fault, you keep working that job despite the emotional and verbal abuse. Let go of it already!
  • Seven of Wands: All those sterile and unnecessary conflicts are draining your energy AND YOU KNOW IT.
  • Eight of Swords: The solution is right under your nose, quit already!
  • Me: Yeah but... I'm scared of being poor again.
  • King of Coins: Child. You're selling your father's house, you're soon going to get plenty of money. Stop being so worried about material matters and take care of your happiness and soul already!
  • Me: But is it safe to do it? What if I fail?
  • Four of Coins: You're too cautious. Life is full of risks, learn to let go and take a chance.
  • Me: I'm so exhausted, I don't know what to do.
  • Ten of Swords: Child, you're miserable already.
  • Nine of Cups: You have everything to gain and nothing to lose, at least in the emotional front.
  • Ace of Swords: Just promise me you'll think about it?
  • Me: I'll try. But I can't promise anything.
  • Eight of Cups: You might pass some great opportunities if you keep at it.
  • Death: All things must die. Welcome changes instead of running from them.
  • Me: Okay. Sorry. I will, don't be mad, please.
  • Five of Coins: You're miserable and lonely, but that won't last.
  • Justice: Justice is coming.
  • Ace of Coins: Having just enough money to survive is enough.
  • Me: Thanks for telling it to me straight, Bast.
  • (two cards fall on my lap)
  • Two of Swords: You'll have to make a decision at some point, kitten.
  • Four of Swords: Now go the fuck to sleep, it's 01:40 am.

anonymous asked:

I've read those previews from the new mini novel, with Fushimi turning off notifications on his PDA after leaving S4 and now that I'm finally done hyperventilating over it all, I wonder about his reaction to all those messages and missed calls and him realizing that everyone unexpectedly cares so much about him. Like maybe he's expecting harsh words about his fight with Munakata but instead it's all worried inquiries about his sleeping arrangements and whether he's had any decent meals :D

Yes, I love that idea so much. Imagine Fushimi sitting there in an internet cafe during that one month he was missing, all cold and lonely with only the internet and his jungle points to keep him company. He keeps getting notifications all the time on his PDA and he assumes all of them are probably people being angry at him for leaving, calling him a traitor, and he just gives this bitter smile as he decides that it doesn’t matter he’ll just work twice as hard when he gets back and that will take care of things. Afterward when everything’s done Fushimi’s still kinda awkward around the alphabet squad, like even though they all welcomed him back with open arms and clear happiness Fushimi can’t quite believe that they’ve all forgiven him. One day he and Yata are out together and Yata mentions how he texted Fushimi so many times that month, even if it was a secret mission he can’t believe Fushimi let him worry like that. Fushimi admits that he didn’t read any of the texts or listen to any of the voicemails even now. Yata’s like ‘why not?’ and Fushimi just shrugs that it doesn’t really matter, right, he can imagine what they all say. Yata gives him this kinda sad smile and says he should listen to them sometime, he might be surprised. Fushimi doesn’t understand what Yata’s talking about but then later that night he’s sitting in his bed alone and he idly pulls out the PDA and opens it up, finally checking his messages. Every single one of them is nothing but care and concern, everyone asking where he is and is he okay, does he have somewhere to sleep and did he get enough to eat and it’s cold out did you bring a scarf, please at least reply so we know you’re not hurt. And maybe there are even a couple from after it was discovered that he had joined jungle, like Akiyama telling him he can still come back to Scepter 4 and they won’t turn him away and Hidaka saying he’s not going to ask why but he just wants to know that Fushimi’s safe and he’s not being forced into anything. Fushimi possibly notices that his vision is getting a little fuzzy and his face feels wet but he just clicks his tongue and closes the phone, muttering ‘those idiots.’ He’s smiling though and as he falls asleep he thinks that he feels really warm for some reason.

I'm back at it again, bitches

Welp I’ve been listening to Everlast for the last hour so I’ve decided that it’s time I do something with my pathetic life. Remember that last post? The one I made at 7am? Well it’s time for round two my guys my pals my budd-

What the fucc??? Wha- how??? WhY

I promise you all that I have the same questions. Okay, we’re just gonna call this place the multiverse hall bc I don’t have a better name for it. Plus it coincides with the theory I’ve got. 

Let’s get down to fucking business here. Now we’ve all played ep. Five by now, we know the shit that went down. We used that weird glowy-ass flint and steel to zap our asses to the 4th plain of torment, also known as sky city. Most bros and chicks think we just teleported to another part of our word- far, far from civilization. Others think we went to a completely different dimension. That’s where I come in. With: guess what: a compromise! Buckle in, folks. I’m about to learn u one hell of a thing. 

Now…what if…we went back in time? To a time long, long, long before ours where civilization didn’t even know of the ground beneath their feet. I’m sorry, I know you’ll have to change your pants after that statement, but I’m gonna make up for it. Just stick around.

Doesn’t it make sense? Remember what Gandalf the Salt- I-I mean, Ivor said? The eversource was ANCIENT. As well as the old builders. EMPHASIS ON OLD, PLEASE. “Existed before the order of the stone” EH? DOES THAT RING ANY BELLS? There’s no way that we could have just gone to another dimension, because we wouldn’t have even known about all of that shit if it was in a whole other dimension. So, the eversource was ancient, a story passed down from generation to generation starting with the old builders. Who are the old builders, then? SKY CITY. SKY CITY WAS THE OLD BUILDERS. Keep in mind, while they were up there, there was no talk of temples or portals. 

If we had gotten there in their modern time, the people would have been speaking of their ancients, and the eversource May as well had been long gone. She was a chicken, after all. But no. It’s not the case. Sky city is still beginning when the order gets there. The FOUNDER OF THE CITY? Alive and well. There is no talk of a previous founder. She built sky city from a simple skyblock. Isa was their beginning.

I know, too much build up. I’ll get to the point. My theory is that sky city and its citizens were the first ever humans to spawn in the overworld, (the same overworld we see in all of MCSM) and were destined to reach the ground and build civilization and increase the population and such ON THEIR OWN. However, with the arrival of the Blaze Rods and the Order, the timeline is shifted. By helping save sky city and bringing their citizens to the ground, you fucked up. You fucked it up real bad. Now the whole timeline is reset, and whatever sentient God Notch Time Sheep bullshitter rules over the MC universe basically said “lol your timeline is destroyed. Now pick a new one.” And that’s why we’re in the multiverse hall.

“But Ivy!” I hear you say in a voice similar to Seth McFarlane’s Stewie Griffin. “Doesn’t that mean that we were just destined to bring ourselves to the ground so that they could build the temple so that we could bring them to the ground and so fourth?" 

Well, clearly not my nonexistent friend, or we would already be back home beating the shit out of Ivor for getting us arrested. 

Ah, remember this slide? All I can think is still "Give us the child" 

But it does bring me to a new topic. I’m thinking that these other portals lead to other "Universes”, really just our timeline where things went differently. Or that it’s little wormholes, allowing us to transport to almost any point in time we want. I was thinking that we might have some moral conflict, like “hey! This portal leads to right before the wither storm summoning! We should go back and stop it!” Vs “We’ve already fucked up our timeline, do you WANT to make it worse?" 

Okay, I might be dead wrong here, but at least it makes more sense then the matrix thing. 


See this guy? His smug-ass face that we’ve grow to love?

I think he’s gonna die, and he’s gonna go down fucking /hard/. I know, mutuals, I can hear you groaning in the back of the room. I know I’ve said this 100 times but it needs to be said again. For the newcomers. 

Let’s think about it, shall we? First of all, the writers have WANTED us to get attatched to this fucking slimeball. Never a good sign. Especially not now. And…they /really/ want us attached to him. How happy he was in ep. Five, him jumping around like that? They’re trying to make him as lovable as possible.

Second of all, we’ve already had "Death scares” with Petra and Lukas. I’m pretty sure the rule is that a character can’t die after you give them a “death scare”. Ivor hasn’t had that yet. Either he’s up next for the chopping block or the writers are gonna make everyone think my predictions were true for 1-7 minutes.

Third of all, HE’S BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME! We’ve seen him go from gray and lonely and angry to having such new, bright colors shine through from him. There’s been so much character development with him. And back with the first reason- they want us attached to him. You know why? Telltale wants it’s fans to hurt (BADLY AT THAT) when they kill a character. With how much we’re starting to hang on to Ivor…if he goes down, we’re going with him. That’s exactly what Telltale wants.

Well look at me I’ve got a 4th fukin reason. I’m just set on this, aren’t I? He’s our only possible guide for everything that’s happening and probably our only hope of getting home. Oh, wouldn’t it just be a shame, a spirit breaker if he was to kick the bucket? 

Either all of that, or he’s gonna live and we’re going to spoil the /fuck/ out of him when we get home. I’ll leave his destiny for you to decide, however. B)

LAST THING HERE WE GO!!! So, so many people have been wandering where the hell this lion-maned screwball ran off to after episode 4. Same here. But I’ve got an idea…

Soren is SUCH an important character. There’s no way they’re gonna abandon him. What do I think they’re gonna do?

They’re gonna make him a villain. I swear, I can feel it. Mcsm May be gathering a theme of making familiar faces our villains, an with how soren has been acting and the secrets he was hiding, he must be breaking down and ready to snap wherever he is. He’s gotta be a prominent character in the next episodes at least, but I’m expecting villain.


Well, alright, that’s all I got for now. Just some ideas that have been eating away at me. What do you guys think?