it's ok you two get married

married- h.s imagine

You stared at the guests as they made their way into the church for the ceremony that was starting soon. You looked down at your bracelet and let out a sigh. You turned the bracelet over to look at the engraving To my best friend, I will always love you. -Harry

As you stared at your bracelet, you couldn’t help but to let a tear fall. You angrily wiped it away. You had no one to blame but yourself. You couldn’t feel sorry for yourself because you could’ve prevented all of this. You never told Harry your true feelings for him. You never told Harry how much you meant to him and how you knew in your heart that he was with the wrong girl. Now, here you are at Harry’s wedding.

You glanced at the time on your phone and realized it was almost time for the ceremony to start. You let out a shaky sigh as you made your way back into the church. As you were about to go into the restroom to clean up your tear stained face, you saw Niall looking around the hallway. When his eyes met yours, he visibly let out a sigh of relief. “I’ve been looking for you ,Y/N.” Niall said as he approached you.

Immediately, he noticed how your eyes were red from crying. “Oh Y/N” Niall sighed as he pulled you into a hug. Niall was the only one to know about your feelings for Harry. When Harry and his fiancé, Kimberly, had their engagement party, Niall noticed how you spent most of the party sitting outside. When he went to check up on you and scold you for sitting out in the cold, you were sobbing into your arms. Finally, you opened up to someone and told Niall how it broke your heart that Harry couldn’t see your feelings for him.

You pulled back from the hug slightly, “I’m fine, Niall. What did you need me for?” Niall let out a hum as he scratched the back of his neck, “Harry’s looking for you.” You let out a sigh as you shook your head. You quickly wiped your eyes once more, careful not to ruin your makeup any more than you did, and started making your way to Harry’s room.


You knocked on the door softly and let yourself in when you heard Harry telling you to come in. A smile instantly found its way to your face. Harry gave you a smile as he stared at your reflection in the mirror. He turned around to look at you properly, “What do you think?” You walked up to Harry and wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling him in for a tight hug, “Oh H. You look so handsome.”

Harry smiled and returned the hug. He then pulled you at arm’s length. You felt your face flush as you noticed Harry’s eyes on you. “You look so beautiful, Y/N.”

You looked down at your light grey dress and smiled. Harry insisted you to be in his wedding somehow. He couldn’t not have his best friend standing at his side. After Kimberly’s dismay, you were one of her bridesmaids.

You cleared his throat as you took a seat on the couch that was in the room. “Niall said you were looking for me.”

Harry nodded and let out a puff of air as he sat down beside you. He ran his hand through his hair as he stared up at the ceiling, “I’m nervous, Y/N.”

You nodded your head as you looked up at the ceiling as well. “Of course you are. It’s your wedding. You should feel nervous.”

Harry shook his head no, “I’m not nervous about the wedding. I’m nervous about the future.” He looked at you before he continued, “What if I’m making the wrong decision by rushing into this?’

You looked down at your bracelet and began running your index finger across it, a habit you picked up whenever you were feeling nervous. “I think…if Kimberly makes you feel loved and if you cherish her as a much as you say you do…that you’re not rushing into this as all.”

Harry wore a soft smile as he listened to your advice and nodded your head. He reached across, interrupting you playing with your bracelet, and held on to your hand. “I can always count on you, Y/N. You’re truly my best friend.”

You could’ve easily told Harry that yes. He was rushing into things. You could’ve told him that he was making a mistake and that you just knew he belonged to you but looking into his eyes…Hearing him talk about his love for Kimberly…you knew you couldn’t. With that thought in your head, your eyes started to brim with tears. Harry tilted his head questionably at you and with a smile on his face, he asked, “Oh Y/N. Are you crying because it’s my wedding day?”

You let out a shaky laugh and nodded your head, “Yes.”


You took your place with the other bridesmaids and waited for Kimberly to come down the aisle. As the music started to play, signaling her arrival, everyone’s eyes were on the blushing bride but your eyes were looking at Harry’s. You noticed as he stared at the love of his life walking up to him, his eyes had tears. The kind of tears you get when you just love someone so much you could feel your heart burst out of your chest. You knew those kind of tears because it was the kind of tears you had whenever you thought about Harry. You looked down at the bouquet of flowers you were holding and felt your eyes water again. Quietly you let out a sniffle.

As the ceremony went on, it was time for Harry to say his vows. He wiped a tear from his eye, making everyone in the room awe. He let out a small chuckle as he reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a piece of paper. He looked at the paper and smiled before he looked back into Kimberly’s eyes. “Love. Can you believe we’re here? Can you believe we’re getting married? I know I don’t. To this day, I’m still amazed that I’ve manage to have the privilege of getting to know such an amazing and beautiful girl. I promise to always love you. I promise to let you be right when I know you’re wrong. I promise to never go to bed angry at each other. I promise to be your best friend for the rest of our lives. I promise to never hurt you. I promise to always remain loyal. I promise to be yours.”

Niall leaned up a little from the groomsmen side to have a look at you. He sighed as he saw how you were visibly shaking from sadness. He knew that everything Harry was saying to Kimberly, you wished he was saying to you. He looked at the ground as he softly shook his head, his heart breaking for his friend.

After Kimberly said her vows to Harry and the pastor giving his blessing, the pastor finally said the seven words that were jabs to your heart, “I now pronounce you husband and wife.” When Harry and Kimberly broke off the kiss, the whole room cheered. Everyone rose to their feet as the couple walked down the aisle as husband and wife. As the room started to clear out, everyone anxious to congratulate the newlyweds, you lagged behind. Soon enough you were the last in the church room. You sat down on one of the chairs set up and placed your head into your hands as you let out a quiet sob. Harry was married.


first off i would like to say this is not the best imagine i’ve written lol. ITS 3AM AND I STARTED WRITING THIS LIKE A WEEK AGO AND IM JUST NOW FINISHING IT TONIGHT OK? lol anyways if you guys liked this rubbish piece of writing then i am so glad to hear that! please let me know! if you didn’t, hey, i get it. i didn’t even proofread im so tired lol

you can read part two here

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It's not funny

(A/N): I literally love 40’s bucky so much

Request: Heeey :) Ok, I’d like to ask for a 40!Bucky imagine, if that’s okay. It can be a bit fluffy and also smutty if you dont mind. Maybe where you’re married to him and one day he brings Steve home with him after he saved him another time from some guys. So Steve sleeps on the Couch that night and you’re in the bedroom with Bucky just cuddling and talking about your day. Then things get a bit heated between you two but you have to be quiet? And then some cuddling again? Aw I hope this is fine :)

Warnings: mentions of smut, some swearing 


Originally posted by queercharactersoftheday

   “It’s really no big deal Steve,” You smile as you lay some pillows and blankets down on the couch for your frequent visitor. “We really do love having you here,”

   “Correction, (Y/N) loves having you here,” Bucky smirks as Steve lays down, chuckling dryly.

   “Bucky,” You chastise softly, throwing a spare pillow at him. “Be nice,”

   “Fine,” Bucky sighs, setting the pillow down beside Steve. “(Y/N) loves having you here an’ I tolerate you, betta?”

   “Love you too Buck,” Steve winces as he rolls around a bit, trying to find a comfortable position for his aching body. He’d gotten into a fight, again, and Bucky saved him, again, and now he was sleeping on your couch, again. Not that you minded in the slightest, you loved having Steve sleep over, he was such a great roommate, so you were always happy to have him over even under his conditions.

   “Night Stevie,” You give his hair a little affectionate tousle before heading off to bed, Bucky not too far behind.

   You groan as you fall back on the bed, letting your mass hit the mattress with a loud thump. Bucky wasn’t too far behind actually but he didn’t collapse down like you had, instead he took a rather different approach. Bucky curled up beside you, throwing his arms around your waist and nuzzling his face into your neck. You couldn’t move at all, which was probably his idea considering the little smirk of his was pressed to the back of your neck.

   “I can’t move-”

   “That’s the point,” You chuckle softly as you squirm in his embrace, trying desperately to get free but the man had an iron hold around you, keeping you glued to his body. But you were stubborn, and you weren’t going to let him win like this.

   You squirm some more and some more, giggling softly as you tried not to laugh loud enough to disturb Steve but the entire situation no longer was amusing when Bucky gripped you a little tighter and whispered in your ear,

   “Doll, you gotta stop movin’ that ass,” You were confused for about two seconds before it hit you; Bucky was completely and utterly hard behind you.

   “Oh,” You whisper softly, your lips parted in the perfect ‘o’ shape.

   You  knew Steve was only a few rooms down the hall, you knew you should have stopped but you didn’t, your playful, devious side decided to come out and have some fun. You smirk softly as you grind your ass a bit more, resulting in a soft groan from Bucky. His grip on you tightens and fuck if that doesn’t do things to you.

   “(Y/N), you’re treadin’ on mighty thin ice here,”

   “Oh,” You smirk as you grind just a bit more. “I know,” Bucky growls and quite suddenly you find yourself pinned beneath the man, one of his hands pinning yours down, his eyes dark, his lips parted as he breathed in shakily.

   “You know Steve’s just outside the door, don’t’cha,?”

   “Hmm,” You hum, squirming just a bit, this time moving your pelvis up against his. “Makes it more exciting,” Bucky looks at you slightly disbelieving before his lips crack into a wide smile and a soft chuckle falls from his lips.

   “I always knew you were kinky,” Bucky mutters as he leans down, connecting his lips to yours. You hum gently, reaching up to thread your arms around his neck and pull him a bit closer.

   The kiss had started off sweet but it took no time to turn into something much more passionate. You moan softly, biting down on Bucky’s lip as you buck your hips upwards, nearly begging for more.

   “Y’know,” Bucky whispers as he trails his fingers down from your cheek, down your neck and just above your chest. “If we do this, we’re going to have to be silent,”

    “Y-yeah?” You stutter, your arousal getting the better of you.

   “You still wanna do this? I know you’re quite…vocal in bed,” You smirk just a bit, sighing as you look up towards the ceiling.

   “Yeah, I want to do this, I’ll be quiet, I promise,” Bucky hums as he leans down, kissing your neck hotly.

   “You better be,”


   You pant softly as Bucky snuggles up to you, his body much more…kosher than you were. You were still quivering, your thighs still shaking, and even though you thought you had been quiet your voice still hurt.

   “You okay doll?” Bucky asks as he slides his hand up and down your back, slowly getting your shivering to finally cease.

   “Yeah,” You smile as you nuzzle a bit closer, sighing contently as Bucky’s warmth completely envelopes you. “Just tired is all…and most definitely sore,”

    “Sorry,” Bucky chuckled softly as he pressed a kiss to your forehead, a small gesture that had you quivering all over again. “I’ll make up for it tomorrow,”

     “Mhh, let me guess, breakfast in bed, a warm bath, and then quality cuddle time?”

    “You have my routine down to a tee,” Bucky smirks as he pulls you a little closer, holds you a little tighter. If anything, this was the best part of sex, the cuddling and kissing afterwards, the soft ‘I love you’s’ and whispered affirmations of love. Yeah…this was the best part of it all.

    “Hey, if you two plan on havin’ sex again tomorrow just try to be quieter, you guys are still loud as all hell,” Steve calls out from your living room, causing you to freeze up and turn bright red. Oh god…the things Steve must have heard, the things he must have known about you now.

   Bucky laughs, this sweet little hearty thing that you would have loved any other time but now.

   “Don’t laugh,” You smack his shoulder lightly. “It’s not funny,’

   “No, you know what is funny though,” Steve calls out again, no doubt that satisfied little smirk on his lips. “You callin’ Bucky Sarge during sex,” Yep. That was it. You were never having sex ever again.

Things I need from YOI season 2:
  • The second half of “History Maker” used in the OP
  • Yuri and Victor EXPLICITLY defining the relationship with one another
  • Yuuri moving into Victor’s apartment (to Yurio’s disgust)
  • More Victuri fluff and dates including Victor taking Yuuri sightseeing
  • BETTER. COMMUNICATION. BETWEEN. YUURI. AND. VICTOR.
  • literally ANYTHING about Victor’s past aside from skating
  • Victor and Yuuri being annoyingly adorable and sweet to each other during practice
  • Yakov/Yuri/Georgi/Mila/the entire Russian skating club being fed up with how cute those two are
  • Yakov having to forcibly separate Yuuri and Victor during practice
  • Otabek surprise visiting Yuri in Russia
  • Domestic Victuuri including (healthy) spats about household chores and duties
  • Victor and Yuuri making wagers on said chores during competitions
  • Yurio going through puberty (growth spurt, voice breaking, uncontrollable eating, being even more grumpy than usual)
  • Another pair skate
  • Maccachin in general, being adorable and just receiving all the love
  • VICTUURI
  • “the podium family” dominating on the ice
  • Phichit on ice
  • Victuuri cuddles and sleeping together (macca squeezes in between them)
  • A beautiful wedding after Yuuri wins gold (which he will ofc)
  • Yuuri gaining a stronger sense of self
  • Yuuri’s hair progressively getting longer each episode (until it’s past his shoulders at least??)
  • Yuuri learning many Russian words and phrases(especially ones in the bedroom ;))
  • More ~beautiful costumes~ and ~beautiful choreography~
  • A cameo from our queen, Evgenia Medvedeva
  • The other version of “You Only Live Once” as the ED

Edit:

  • Yuri and Beka getting super close (as friends first before anything else)
  • JJ still getting married even though he didn’t win a grand slam
  • Victor and Yuuri just whole-heartedly, uncontrollably laughing together
  • Yuuri calling Victor his fiance in casual conversation

I AM SO GREEDY WOW. I WANT TO CROSS AS MANY THINGS OFF THIS LIST AS I CAN DURING SEASON 2!!! ADD WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE MOST I NEEEEED MORE

Being Married to Jeonghan...
  • ok so imagine being married to Jeonghan
  • I imagine him to be a super dorky husband
  • and a lil cringey too lol
  • like he’d wake you up in the mornings with a kiss
  • or a boop on the cheek
  • he’ll keep poking you until you wake up annoyed and you’re like “ughhh jeonghan let me sleep” 
  • and he’s like “good morning lol” and plants a kiss on your cheek 
  • aaaaand he’s already made your morning
  • the two of you would probably make breakfast together since its kinda your thing
  • like you would alternate days on who gets to pick the meal for breakfast
  • “i want pancakes”
  • “nooo jeonghan its my turn to pick we’re having waffles”
  • *pouts*
  • he ends up loving the waffles and wants to make them everyday and it starts to get old and you’re like wHY 
  • anyways
  • you two would always reserve weekends for dates
  • you two do all sorts of things
  • like go to art museums or gardens or parks
  • or the typical movie and dinner
  • but its always an adventure with jeonghan
  • like when you went to the garden for a date
  • it was his idea to take aesthetic pictures of each other
  • and boy did those photos look amazing
  • you two looked beautiful among all the flowers
  • and for your birthday
  • Jeonghan pretended to forget and you being your naive self really thought he did lol
  • but before you could get all sad and stuff jeonghan surprises you and hands you a collage of all the aesthetic pictures the two of you took that day.
  • you cried i mean i would too because its freaking jeonghan being a sweetheart
  • and as he hugged your crying form he did that classic jeonghan smile and it was so pure
  • sometimes you two would get into deep late night talks
  • and it was really comforting to know that you both could rely on each other to be shoulders to cry on
  • one night the deep talk somehow got to the topic of kids
  • jeonghan admitted he kind of felt scared about being a father
  • and you’re like don’t you have a bunch of kids already aka 17
  • he’s like “yeah but that’s different”
  • “what about Chan?”
  • “true but you know like a kid from me and you”
  • cue a blush from you
  • he blushes a lil omg so cute
  • and you’re like “i guess we’ll have some whenever we’re both ready”
  • and he’s like “are you ready?”
  • “…yes”
  • “whoa really????”
  • “yeah and I think you’ll be an amazing father. You’re just underestimating yourself.”
  • he thinks for a bit and he’s like “sure why not lol”
  • that was an aju nice night
  • soon you figure out you’re in fact pregnant
  • jeonghan kind of fangirls
  • “OIWEFSNKNRGJ IM GONNA BE A DAD”
  • “YOU WERE TERRIFIED TO BE ONE LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO”
  • now that you’re pregnant jeonghan is more protective of you
  • he tries to look out for you as much as possible making sure you’re safe and well
  • sometimes he’d make the members look out for you
  • one time you went to victoria’s secret cause you thought you grew a little bigger
  • and you saw the best sight ever
  • chan awkwardly standing and being surrounded by all these bras and panties and a blush spreading across his face
  • you burst out laughing in the store and everyone stared and once they saw who you were laughing at they stared at chan
  • chan: i uh um *runs out store*
  • you tell jeonghan what happened and he dies laughing too but remembers to remind chan not to be awkward and that he is always his first baby
  • a few months later you find out the baby’s gender
  • its a girl!!!
  • both of you freaked out in happiness
  • jeonghan wanted to go baby shopping after that appointment
  • you guys ended up buying a bunch of cute smol baby clothes
  • and a crib
  • you two basically bought an entire nursery
  • jeonghan suggested the nursery be painted rose quartz and serenity
  • and you’re like hell yeah
  • and that nursery is the most aesthetically pleasing nursery ever omg
  • then the baby shower came
  • all the seventeen members were invited of course
  • they made the event fun and there was even a karaoke machine with all of their songs
  •  you’re like i love this song
  • ahem
  • so they brought gifts
  • Seungcheol bought a car seat. what a responsible dad
  • josh got a smol seventeen onesie aww
  • jun got a mini version of that carrot costume he wore on ofd omg
  • soonyoung got a cute lil hamster plushie with 10:10 eyes and said its supposed to remind the baby about her fav uncle
  • wonwoo got a smol version of that plushie with glasses that was supposed to be him in aju nice era and said that the baby will end up liking this gift over soonyoung’s
  • jihoon got a soft blanket with seventeen’s logo on it with a matching bib along with a seventeen poster to hang up in the nursery
  • seokmin got a bunch of baby toys so the baby would never be bored and stay happy like him :)
  • mingyu brought a bongbong plushie that was probably about the same size as the baby once she was born! 
  • minghao bought a mini kermit like that keychain he has along with a smol baby sized sunglasses. he told jeonghan to make sure she dabs in them
  • Seungkwan got a baby t shirt that said “seungkwan stan”
  • hansol got a stitch stuffed toy
  • chan got a onesie that said “jeonghan’s baby” to clarify that he is not his baby when in fact his own daughter is
  • you gushed at all the gifts so much that your hormonal ass started crying
  • “aww dont cry (y/n)!” said jeonghan as he hugged you
  • the members copied jeonghan and you all ended up in a giant group hug
  • you were so thankful though 
  • then the day finally came
  • your water breaks!!
  • you’re like uhhh whAT DO I DO
  • so you scream for your husband
  • “y/n what happened?”
  • “uhhh my water just broke???”
  • “oh. OH!”
  • you two make it to the hospital and you felt like you were dying
  • so you decided to take it out on jeonghan
  • you squeezed his hand so hard you were surprised when it was still attached to his arm afterwards
  • anyways your daughter finally arrives!!!
  • yay!!!
  • and jeonghan is smiling but tears are flowing down his face
  • it was a beautiful sight
  • a tiredly attractive crying smiling jeonghan holding his tiny newborn daughter for the first time
  • you cried too
  • then the baby cried
  • but omg you both fell in love with your daughter
  • you two agreed on naming her (d/n)
  • and seventeen fanboyed when they saw her for the first time
  • jeonghan was so protective omg he would make sure they were holding her right 
  • the nurse took a family photo and even one including seventeen
  • those two pictures are framed in (d/n)’s room!
  • when you both came home jeonghan didn’t expect to lose so much sleep
  • he’s normally sleepy af and he’s even tireder with his beautiful daughter screaming at 3 am
  • he’s a secret gentleman so he tells you to go back to sleep when she starts crying
  • just because you two are parents doesn’t mean everything you used to do is on hold.
  • you started continuing date nights after (d/n) was a few months old and trusted seventeen to babysit her
  • you and jeonghan always took family photos
  • and the both of you were obsessed with your daughter
  • matching family outfits happened often
  • one date you two decided to go to the aesthetic garden and recreate the aesthetic pictures except this time you each held (d/n)
  • and for jeonghan’s birthday you gave him a collage similar to the one he made you except it included the updated pictures with (d/n)
  • he was so happy omg
  • overall a happy marriage
  • you two ended up having another kid and it was a girl this time too!
  • the both of you watched them grow up 
  • aww
  • and as time passed, you and jeonghan loved each other more and more each day
  • honestly jeonghan is the cutest husband
  • and funnest
  • god i love him
  • Dowoon: since Sungjin is our dad and Brian is our mom, that technically makes them married
  • Brian: so i'm his wife now?! he didn't even propose!
  • Sungjin: *gets on one knee* i have two dollars
  • Brian: deal
12 Cophine High School AUs - Fic Recs

I feel a special connection to these high school AUs, because as with most other LGBT ladies, this is when shit started to get real. These inspire a sense of nostalgia, whimsy, and perhaps some fantasy scenarios that never played out in my own life, and that’s OK because they are so much better framed by my OTP.

We Are Golden by @mveloc
Every chapter in this story is its own little (smutty) one-shot. Re-experience (or experience for the first time) all those things you would have only gotten away or considered doing in high school. Cosima as the French foil to Cosima’s teenage stonerdom is really perfectly fleshed out in this ongoing series of Cophine high school fanatasia.

Love Like Fools by assassinslover
OK so Cosima and Delphine’s parents get married, but not before these two have spotted each other in a museum in Paris. The Cophine longing mixed with the very difficult scenario mixed with Cosima’s bitter rebellion are just so well-written and… you will really enjoy this fic. 

Practice Makes Perfect by @obfrankenfics
I have a special fondness for fics where Delphine is silently burning. This fic begins with a practice kiss to prepare Cosima for her upcoming date with Shay, and it just gets better from there. Either chapters of satisfaction.

She Brings Me The Music by seaunicorn
Delphine is a piano prodigy, Cosima is the older sister of a violin prodigy… it’s a recipe for love. Cosima helps Delphine break through her parents’ rigid expectations to discover her own voice as a musician. They obviously fall in love in the process because how could they not? Cosima sneaking into Delphine’s room through the window (or vice versa) will never get old to me.

Girl Meets Girl by @sapphicscience
Cosima’s in a band, and Delphine… well Delphine is the French exchange student that has set her heart a-flutter. Floofy fic, so floofy and good, in which Cophine do all those things you do with your high school gf. 

The Thorn That Hurts The Most by Tanagariel
Not a high school AU in the traditional sense - in this one, Cosima is attracted to her teacher, who happens to be Delphine. Through many ups and downs, this fic explores age-defying attraction and its repercussions, carrying the story forward into the sequel, “Falling Petals, Budding Love”. 

New Country. New You. by Robeerno
I think this fic has been stalled for a while but I love it. Nerdy Delphine wants popular Cosima, and if it takes a little Delphine/Beth to get there… hey. I’m all for it. 

Riptide by @saint11icarus
Do you like a little bit of a heavier blend of SoccerCop with your Cophine? Then this is the fic for you - a surfing AU that combines the beach with your favourite couple. I went surfing for the first time this summer in Tofino and now I am extra jazzed about this fic. 

The First Rule of Film Club by @trylonandperisphere
Do you remember the first Cophine fic you read by trylonandperisphere? I do… it was this one. Light and funny and everything you wanted in a scenario where Cophine would be watching a lesbian movie together. It’s made better by the fact that the other clones are there.

Stick to the Science by @puppydragons
Cosima tries out for the football team and this is all kinds of cute. 

and i like you by roseisreturning
Written in the second person in tiny increments, the structure of this fic is a cool departure from standard prose and still manages to tell an adorable Cophine story featuring a sick Cosima and her cute cute cute relationship dance with Delphine. Seriously, it’s adorable.

Unusual Tutelage by @wrappedupinabook
A lovely little scene in which Cosima gets some tutoring from Delphine, and Delphine gets tutored in return. Fluffy, cute… everything you wish happened to you in high school. 

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Do, Marry, Kill?

Originally posted by ofcourseishipit

“He is so cute! I would so totally do him.” You declared to the room.
“What? Who Sheldon?” Dean asked in shock, toeing you in your back.
“Really?” Sam also asked. Sam and Dean were sitting at the head of the bed while Cas and you reclined width wise on Sam’s king size bed. “Ok, ok” he laughed, “so (Y/N) who would you, ‘Do, Marry, Kill?’ out of these guys on the show.” Sam took a long draw from his beer.
“Well I would ‘Do’ Sheldon, ‘Marry’ Raj. Yeah, yeah, don’t give me that look Sammy.  I know he’s probably gay but I could live with that. Then I would ‘Kill’ Howard or Leonard; mmm…neither one of them do it for me.”

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One Month (Joshua)

Originally posted by visual-17

A/N: My first fic ok pls its based off of a dream i had today
Member: Joshua
Genre: angst ??? fluff??? ???? idk

Y/N POV??? kind of??

Im gonna make a joshua pov after this

Word count :1902

(C/N) = Child’s Name
(Y/F/N) Your friend’s name
(Y/F/GF) = Your friend’s girlfriend’s name lmao

It had been one month since you and Joshua got married. You both had been together for two years and only moved into his apartment last year. Both of you had a healthy relationship, having ups and downs were natural. Until last week Joshua had been getting distant from you lately. He had stopped giving you his bright smile, and instead a small sad smile. His hugs were less frequent and weren’t warm as they used to be. When he kissed you it felt like it was out of pity. One day you spent the night at your friends and when you returned to your home Joshua wasn’t there. So You walk into the kitchen room and see a paper, pen, and a note. “Please Sign this paper, I just realized I don’t have the same feelings as I used to. - Joshua” You shake, tears ready to fall down as you examine the paper, a divorce form. You take the pen and sign the form. You also leave him a little note, “ I hope you have a nice life ahead of you, I’m sorry it didn’t work out between us. Goodbye - (y/n)” Your tears fall down as you get your suitcase and fill your belongings, all traces of you would be gone as well. The apartment would be empty like no one had lived there.

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anonymous asked:

Going to a wedding with Kenny would include ?

Originally posted by leelakoiwolff

- KENNY LOVES WEDDINGS

- You have to drag him out to the mall buy something presentable for him to wear and getting offended that you don’t like any of his picks.

- Finally settling on a very well fitting dark blue suit with a white shirt and a dark gray tie. Even though he’s reluctant about the price he agrees it does look better than anything he currently owns. You even convince him to get a nice pair of brown shoes to go with it.

- Looking over to him all during the ceremony and him being all teary eyed coz he thinks its so beautiful seeing two people profess their love for each other.

- Offering him and tissue but he coughs and straightens up as soon as he notices you’ve clocked on to what he’s doing. But you smile and say its ok.

- Dad dancing. Lots of Dad Dancing.

- Trying to get you involved in his Dad dancing but you refuse so he ends up dancing with the Groom’s Grandma, doing a very poor attempt at the swing.

- Taking a couples pic which he proudly (and tipsily) posts on Twitter and then showing you all the replies of other people saying how cute you two look together.

- Drunkenly declaring in the taxi that he can’t wait to get married to you and then totally forgetting about it in the morning.

It's Gotta Go

Chris Evans x reader
Imagine: You are pregnant and tell Chris but he gets mad because he wanted to wait until you two were married
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A/n: oh my god. I do not wanna write this because this puTS SO MANY SCENARIOS IN MY HEAD :’( OH DEAR LORD. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Genre: Angst
Rated: Everyone
Warning: angst, pregnant reader, angry Chris
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Author: Chris-Evans-Imagines
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You were terrified. Your breath was caught in your throat as you stared at the stick. Plus meant positive which meant you were pregnant. What were you gonna tell Chris? Walking out slowly, you spied Chris sprawled out on the couch watching TV, hugging an pillow and looking a little drowsy. Chris smiled at you, his eyes lighting up when he saw you. He greeted.
“Hey baby.”
You turned the tv off and sat in front of him on the couch, hand rubbing your mouth and eyes wide and staring at the couch.
“We…need to talk.”
Chris got an concerned look on his face and asked, sitting up.
“What’s wrong? Did something happen?”
Tears pricked your eyes and you had to look to the side. You whispered loud enough for him to hear but quiet enough to show your shock and fear.
“I’m pregnant.”
Silence. You looked over at Chris and almost fell back in disbelief. He had his eyes closed, arms crossed and leaning back into the couch.
“What do you mean you’re pregnant?”
You explained.
“Exactly what I said. I’m. Pregnant.”
Chris shook his head. He clenched his fists.
“No. No, you can’t be…we…I wanted….what happened to after we’re married?!”
He burst. You sniffled and yelled, tears pricking your eyes.
“I can’t help if I get pregnant, Chris!”
“What about the fucking pill?! Did you just stop using it?!”
You screamed at him.
“IT FUCKING FAILED, OK?! MAYBE YOU SHOULD OF USED A FUCKING CONDOM! DON’T BLAME THIS SHIT ON ME! IT’S YOUR CUM!”
Chris opened his mouth to say something but closed it. You shot up, grabbed your coat and Chris asked.
“Wait. What are you doing?”
You hissed.
“I’m leaving.”
“Leaving? Where are you going?”
You snapped, grabbing your shoes.
“I’m gonna schedule an abortion. Isn’t that what you want since your pissed off because I’m pregnant?! Because you wanted to wait until after marriage?!”
Chris snatched the keys and yelled.
“Now wait just a fuckin minute! I didn’t say I didn’t want it!”
“THEN WHY ARE YOU FUCKING ACTING LIKE IT?! GIVE ME THE FUCKIN KEYS!”
“I’M FUCKING SCARED THAT’S WHY!!”
You were takin back. Chris continued.
“What are my parents gonna say? They believe in after marriage. They’ll be ashamed of me!”
You wiped your eyes and said.
“Then let’s get married.”
Chris gawked at you.
“Like…now?”
“In three months. I won’t be showing a lot. We’ll get married then pop the news…if you want…”
Chris cried softly and hugged you.
“Dammit….I’m so sorry for yelling at you…”
“Its ok. I’m scared too but we’ll get through it, alright?”
Chris nodded and you two kissed softly.
-END-

Dawon as your boyfriend [gender neutral]

Yes hi hello! I decided to write this small Dawon as your boyfriend thingy, even though I’m not a scenario blog nor do I have any kind of experience with this. Hope you enjoy it, feedback is greatly appreciated ♡

  • The most supportive boyfriend
  • Your #1 hypeman
  • “OOOOOH HERE COMES MY BABY!!! LOOK AT MY BABY!!!”
  • When you send him a selfie he sends you 50 messages telling you how cute/sexy you are, how beautiful you look
  • All in caps
  • Probably sets that selfie as his phone wallpaper
  • Hugs you a lot
  • Always does some kind of skinship in public
  • Like putting his head on your shoulder, putting his hand on your back etc
  • Holds your hand a lot
  • Cuddles you a lot too, sometimes like a koala
  • In private he’s not as all over the place
  • He just wants to chill honestly, the man is Tired
  • Sings to you often
  • A lot of Big Bang songs; even if you’re not a VIP by this point you already know all their songs by heart
  • “Did you eat?”
  • He brings you food either way
  • His face literally lights up every time he sees you
  • There’s Dawon’s smile and then there’s Dawon’s smile when he sees you
  • Kisses you randomly just because you’re cute
  • If you’re sad he’d listen to you and let you vent
  • Then cuddle you and try to make you laugh
  • Would tell you some bad joke or some cheesy line
  • Trusts you with his life
  • He just loves you so much he can’t imagine you ever betraying him
  • There’s nothing you could do wrong in his eyes
  • Buys you a lot of presents
  • Like you were once taking a walk and you saw some necklace and said “oh that’s cute” and then walked away and forgot about it
  • But he didn’t cause like two days later he bought it for you
  • “You said it’s cute so I just got it for you idk”
  • Don’t ignore him, even as a joke, he’ll become a sad puppy
  • Basically worships you??
  • Thinks you’re the most beautiful person in the whole wide world
  • He tells you that like every day
  • More than once per day actually
  • “Did I tell you you look beautiful today?”
  • “Dawon, we didn’t even see each other today”
  • “Doesn’t matter, you’re still beautiful. I love you”
  • He also loves your butt, not gonna lie
  • If you ever feel insecure about your body he’ll just like!!!
  • Boyyy he’ll give you a five hours speech on how perfect you are and how much he loves you and talk about every single inch of your body and how beautiful it is to him
  • He loves you more than anything
  • Probably planned out his whole life with you already
  • Big house, two kids
  • “Ok but when we’re finally married-”
  • “Dawon, I never said I want to get married??”
  • Can’t even imagine his life without you
  • You’re literally his whole universe

anonymous asked:

Ok but imagine this: Sana and Yousef get married and everything is beautiful then it's the two of them in the basketball court again. They're looking at each other and it's the whole "r u looking in my eyes now" scene but this time yousef remembers what he wanted to say. He says I love you and she does too and then they kiss with the sunset behind them leaving just their silhouettes (in this case with stunts).

I WOULD DIE FOR MARRIED YOUSANA BUT ON THE SHOW WITH JULIE I RATHER NOT ALSO NOT REALISTIC BUT GIVE ME ALL THE FANFICTON

yall send me your cutest yousana headcanons like i don’t want study for my exams please

moony and padfoot get married

           Sirius admired Remus from afar as he spoke happily to Frank Longbottom and drank butterbeer. Tomorrow he was going to get to marry that man and he couldn’t be more excited. After six years of dating they were going to tie the knot. Sirius knew without a doubt that Remus was the one for him. He didn’t think that they would ever be able to get married but things have changed so they were able to.  

           “Padfoot, you’re drooling,” James teased laughing.

           “Shut up Prongs. I’m not drooling,” Sirius told him.

           “You do know that you don’t have to stare at him because you’ve got him for life,” James teased.

           “I know. He just looks so happy and so beautiful. You don’t think Frank is trying to pick him up do you,” Sirius asked seriously.

           James laughed. “You mean Alice’s husband? The father of Alice’s child? One of the straightest guys ever?”

           “I don’t appreciate you mocking me. How could anyone resist Remus looking like that?”

           “You’re being insane. He only has eyes for you. Besides, Frank is officiating your ceremony and is your friend. Oh and did I mention he’s married? Did you lose your memory of being at that wedding?”

           “Gay men pretend to be straight all the time,” Sirius whined.

           “I should slap you for being so crazy,” James told him. “Remus only loves you and Frank loves Alice and is completely straight. You know this. For some reason you’re acting insane. Do you doubt Moony’s love for you?”

           “Of course not.”

           “Then shut up Padfoot.”

           “You’re a sucky best friend Prongs,” Sirius told him scowling.

           James laughed. “No I’m not. I love you Padfoot and I’m happy that you and Moony are getting married.”

           Sirius smiled. “I’m marrying Moony. I never thought that when I first met him that I would marry him. I always knew there was something special about him but it took me a while to realize my feelings for him. I have never wanted anyone else. I am lucky that I get to marry my best friend.”

           “I’m happy for both of you. Really. Its like the two of you were just made for each other. Moon and star. Its destiny, just like me and Lily.”

           Sirius rolled his eyes and smiled. “I think Evans took pity on you.”

           “You’re not funny Padfoot and its POTTER now.”

           “She’ll always be Evans to me. Excuse me I have got to go kill Longbottom,” Sirius muttered as he watched Frank pat Remus on the shoulder.

           James shook his head as Sirius walked over to Remus and Frank. “Hey Moony,” he said wrapping an arm around his shoulder. “Frank.”

           Frank sensed the hostility in Sirius’s voice and politely excused himself. Remus shook his head smiling. “And what is your problem Pads?”

           “Frank is all over you,” Sirius pouted.

           Remus laughed and wrapped his arms around him. “You’re insane. He is straight. I love you. I am marrying YOU. Are you drunk?”

           “No, but I might start drinking enough to get me drunk if I see him all over you again.”

           Remus kissed him. “I love you.”

           “I love you too. It kinda sucks that you’re spending the night with Frank and Alice tonight,” Sirius whined.

           “Ah, so the truth comes out. You and I both agreed to spend tonight apart,” Remus told him giving him a kiss. “You’re spending the night with James and Lily.”

           “I hate that I’m going to have to be apart from you. The only times we have been apart from each other was during the summer when I wasn’t able to get away and full moon nights,” Sirius told him.

           “Look, after tonight we will get to spend every night together. It will be alright Pads.”

           “I’m not going to be able to sleep without your body next to mine. You are so warm and comfortable and I love you. I love hearing you snore.”

           “I do not snore,” Remus interrupted.

           Sirius laughed. “You do. It doesn’t bother me though. It makes me happy because you look so peaceful and happy. I’ll also miss waking you up the way I do.”

           Remus laughed. “You can treat me to that right now if you’d like since you can’t tomorrow morning.”

           Sirius grinned and pulled Remus into a closet and pulled his pants down. “Padsssssss. Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”

           Sirius laughed as he took in pleasure with the noises Remus made. “I love you Moony. I can’t wait to marry you tomorrow.” Sirius stood up and kissed his lover and gave him a tight hug.

           “I can’t wait either. Are you done being jealous,” Remus mocked.

           “You’re mean Moony,” Sirius told him with a fake frown.

           Remus kissed his fiancé a while before pulling his pants up and grabbing his hand. “We should get back out there before people notice we’re missing.”

           “Oh I guarantee people already know we’re missing and know what we’ve been up to,” Sirius grinned. “And I don’t care.”

           Remus smiled and leaned against him. “You know I’m going to miss you tonight too. I won’t miss you kicking me in the middle of the night and poking me and groping me while I’m trying to sleep.”

           “You know that you secretly loveee that and I don’t kick on purpose. I just want to get closer to you.”

           Remus smiled and kissed him. “Love you Pads.”

           “Love you too.”          

           The two of them were interrupted by Dumbledore. “I am so happy that the two of you are going to get married. It’s good that you have each other.”

           “Thanks Albus,” Remus told him.

           Sirius grinned. “Thanks. So are you enjoying yourself?”

           “I am but not as much as the two of you apparently,” he told the couple with a twinkle in his eyes.

           Remus blushed but Sirius laughed. “Well, everything is always better with Moony. He’s the sweetest most sexy man alive and gives and receives the best sex.”

           Remus turned redder. Sirius loved to brag about their sex life, which Remus liked to keep private. “I am going to go talk to Lily,” Remus said excusing himself.

           Sirius laughed as Remus made a quick get away to Lily and toddler Harry. “Hey Remus,” Lily greeted happily. “You look, are you ok?”

           “Sirius is being Sirius,” Remus replied as he took Harry into his arms. Lily looked at him sympathetically though she laughed.

           “He loves you. He’s going a bit crazy. James told me that he thinks Frank was flirting with you.”

           Remus laughed. “Yeah. Hes just upset that we’re having to spend the night apart.”

           Lily laughed. “Such a drama queen. Its just one night.”

           “Yeah, well, honestly I’m not looking forward to it either. I’ve gotten used to his company.”

           “Oh you two are such babies sometimes,” Lily laughed. “It’s one night and its because the two of you are going to get married tomorrow and it would be hard to do that if the two of you are too busy naked in bed.”

           Remus blushed. “There is a baby here.”

           “I love you Remus and I am so happy that you’re happy, even if it is with Sirius Black.”

           “When are you going to quit pretending you don’t like Sirius,” Remus asked teasing her.

           “Ok, I may have disliked him somewhat in school but that’s because of all the trouble he caused. He isn’t bad. I do like him and I love him because he makes you happy and he’s not a completely horrible godfather.”

           Remus and Sirius made a pact not to tell Lily and James the mischief that they have gotten into while babysitting Harry otherwise they may never trust them to babysit again.

           The two of them talked until Sirius dragged Remus away into the same closet. “What now,” Remus asked amused.

           “Its time for you to give me one of my presents.” Sirius pulled down his pants.

           Remus sighed. “It’s a good present for me too.”

           Afterword’s, Remus kissed Sirius a few times. “Ok Pads. I am getting tired. I think I’m going to go home with Frank and Alice now. I will see you tomorrow. I love you.”

           Sirius sighed. “I love you. I can’t wait to marry you tomorrow.”

           “I can’t either. I love you too.” Sirius walked out with Remus and told their guests goodbye before they left with their friends.

           Neither of them slept much that night because they were so anxious and felt weird by themselves.

           “Morning,” Frank told Remus with a smile. “Ready for today?”

           “Yes. I’m excited that I get to marry my best friend. You know last night he was jealous that I was spending the night here,” Remus told Frank laughing.

           Frank laughed. “That sounds like Sirius. Such a drama queen.”

           “Ha, yes. But I can’t help but love him anyway.”

           They got ready to go.

           While Remus helped Alice and Frank while waiting patiently, Sirius drove James and Lily insane.

           “Guys wake up,” he told them getting into their bed. “It’s almost time for Moony and I to get married.”

           “Its four in the morning Padfoot,” James groaned looking for his wand. “You’re not getting married till 10.”

           Sirius rolled his eyes. Lily ignored Sirius for the most part until he turned into a dog and began whining loudly.

           James cursed. “Padfoot! Dumb dog.”

           Padfoot ran around the room barking and running. “You should have put the dog outside for the night,” Lily told James with a small smile.

           “He’s just excited. I can’t really comment on his behavior too much. I did wake them up after three the day we were getting married. Of course I did catch them in a compromising position but how was I to know that those dogs were going at it that early/late however you want to look at it. I’ll take care of him before he wakes up Harry.”

           James got out of bed and dragged the dog into another room. “Padfoot can you be quiet?”

           Sirius changed back. “I’m sorry. I just am so excited. I’m getting MARRIED to Moony!”

           James smiled. “I know. If you had asked me when we all first met that the two of you would be getting married I would have said you were crazy. The two of you belong together though. I’m glad that you’re together. When the two of you first started dating I was afraid that something would go wrong and it would change things between the four of us. I’m glad that that didn’t happen. I’m glad that you both are happy together.”

           Sirius grinned. “So am I. I miss him right now. How pathetic am I? I am ready for it to be ten. I am ready to see my Moony walk down the aisle to get married to me. I am finally ready to get rid of the Black name that has caused me so much pain my whole life. I can’t wait to be called Sirius Lupin. That sounds great doesn’t it?”

           James nodded. “It does. Are you sure that you don’t want to try to get some sleep? You’ve got a big day ahead of you.”

           “I know and I can’t sleep. I fell asleep for a few hours before I woke up and tossed and turned and I got bored so I thought I’d come wake you up. After all you are my best man. Tell me some good stories about Moony and I.”

           James sighed and got comfortable on the couch. “I’ll never forget the two of you coming to tell me that the two of you were dating. Both of you looked nervous. Moony looked like he was about to pass out and on the verge of tears. I thought something had happened but you boldly stated that the two of you were dating and that if I had a problem with it then I wasn’t a true friend and that you didn’t care what I thought because I can’t control who you love and what not. Of course I was shocked but after I thought about it I realized I shouldn’t have been. The way that the two of you always lit up when you saw each other, the way you always touched each other whenever possible. I felt like an idiot for not realizing it sooner. I supported the both of you. How could I not with the two of you being my best mates and the look on his face. I can’t imagine how hard it is to be doubly shunned. It makes me so mad how people act towards those who are different. I hope we can figure out a cure for him soon.”

           James, Lily, Peter, Sirius along with Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Slughorn were looking for a way to find a cure for Remus. They were determined to help him because they loved him so much and hated to see him suffer. “Me too. I wish there was more that I could do for him sometimes. It breaks my heart seeing him in so much pain every moon.”

           “But you help him so much. You are able to help him in ways that Peter and I can’t.”

           “I love him. I remember I was terrified after I got sorted into Gryffindor because of my family even though I acted like I was disappointed but I was happy especially since the three of you accepted me anyway. Moony was there when I got the note from my family telling me what a disappointment I was. But it wasn’t something I could help. I did ask the hat to place me in slytherin but it said that being in Gryfindor was my destiny. I was furious but deep down I was relieved because you said on the train you were likely to be sorted into that house and I doubted that Remus would be. Peter I wasn’t sure but when we first met I kinda expected he would be put in hufflepuff. Do you think that we would have been friends if we had been in different houses?”

           “I don’t know. I’m sure we would have but it might have been on a different level. We lived together; we had classes together, which wouldn’t have happened if we were in different houses. I mean we could have had the same classes but we wouldn’t have lived together. The hat made a wise choice by placing you in Gryffindor. You are one of the bravest people I have ever met.”

           Sirius smiled. “Thanks Prongs.”

           “It’s the truth. Feeling tired yet?”

           “How can I sleep? I am marrying the most AMAZING man in the world in a little while! How could I possibly sleep?”

           James sighed. “Ok. What would you like to do? And don’t say have sex with Moony.”

           Sirius sighed. “You know me so well Prongs.”

           James laughed. “That I do. You have the perfect guy.”

           “I do. I am so blessed.” The two of them talked for a while until Lily got up and made breakfast.

           “Sorry Lily about earlier. I just couldn’t sleep and was bored,” Sirius told Lily eating his breakfast.

           “It’s alright.”

           At 9:30, Sirius was standing in front of the church impatiently waiting for Sirius. James laughed at him and sat beside him. “You’ve got thirty minutes till youre a married man. How do you feel?”

           “Nervous. Excited. Impatient. I wish I could speed up time. I wish I could see Moony in his suit. I can’t wait to get Moony out of his suit.”

           James laughed. “Of course. You just have to hang in there a little bit longer.”

           Sirius sighed and ten o’clock came by slowly. His mother walked him down the aisle. His eyes widened with love when he saw Sirius standing in front of the aisle next to James and Frank. Sirius started drooling when he saw Remus, something James noticed and teased him about.

           “Shut up Prongs. I don’t want to have to hex you on my wedding day,” Sirius whispered while keeping his eyes on Moony. Harry was bouncing up and down in front of Sirius holding the rings.  James was trying but failing to keep him still. Because they didn’t know anyone with a daughter, Neville was the flower girl-or guy.

           Remus blushed as he stood in front of Sirius. The only thing keeping Sirius from pouncing on Remus like a dog was the fact that Neville and Sirius stood almost in front of them. Frank officiated the ceremony as former teachers, friends, and family watched the two of them exchange their own vows which caused a lot of blushing especially when Sirius was giving his vows. Remus laughed. It seemed like an eternity before they exchanged rings.

           “I now pronounce you Mr. and Mr. Lupin. You may now kiss the groom!” James quickly guided the kids to safety before Sirius pounced on Remus causing everyone in the room to laugh and clap.    

           “You’re mine for life Mr. Moony Lupin,” Sirius told Remus between kisses.

           “Poor me,” Remus joked.

           Sirius laughed and they kissed again happy to be married.

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My eyes are twice their size and I hold my breath. I whisper

“Well… Not like this”

JungKook sounds kind of pissed of when he asks.

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Rereading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Chapter Twenty-Nine - Career Advice

OK FINALS ARE OFFICIALLY OVER YALL! sorry for the wait

- this chapter art got me feeling some type of way

- hermiones like ‘why arent u taking occlumency lessons anymore’ and harrys like ‘bc im suuuuper good at it now’ and hermiones like ‘HAHA no really why’

He had once overheard Professor McGonagall saying that his father and Sirius had been troublemakers at school, but she had described them as forerunners of the Weasley twins, and Harry could not imagine Fred and George dangling someone upside down for the fun of it…

i don’t really have much to say about this, other than this is a very interesting observation thats super true

- the whole seeings his father act like a fuckboi in the pensieve thing is really bumming harry out, which is bumming ME out

“The thing about growing up with Fred and George,” said Ginny thoughtfully, “is that you sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.”

:’)
also i will never get over the INJUSTICE ginny got in the movies.

- LOL their big plan to get harry to talk to sirius is breaking into umbridges office and hermione literally cannot even. 

- harrys talking about using sirius’s knife to get into her office and im just over here like HOW ABOUT YOU OPEN THE OTHER PRESENT SIRIUS GAVE YOU, HUH? U KNOW, THE MIRROR THAT WOULD ALLOW YOU TO DIRECTLY TALK TO HIM AND POTENTIALLY SAVE HIS LIFE?!?!

“What do you think about his?” Hermione demanded of Ron, and Harry was reminded irresistibly of Mrs. Weasley appealing o her husband during Harry’s first dinner in Grimmauld Place.

harry ships it yall.

- hagrid has been spotted limping out of the forest. HM I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD BE? 

He had just turned away when he heard a smashing noise; Malfoy gave a gleeful yell of laugher. Harry whipped around again. His potion sample lay in pieces on he floor, and Snape was watching him with a look of gloating pleasure.
“Whoops,” he said softly. “Another zero, then, Potter…”

snape is a mature adult, you guys

- FUQ umbridge is sitting in on harry’s career advice appointment with mcgonagall. im sure everything will be fine.

- MCGONAGALL JUST OFFERED UMBRIDGE A COUGH DROP AND I AM HOLLERING. marry me, minerva

“He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts test-”
“I’m terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me-”
“I should have made my meaning plainer,” said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look at Umbridge directly in the eyes. “Hehas achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.”

YES MY KWEEN !!!!!!!!

“Which means that this boy has as much chance of becoming an Auror as Dumbledore has of ever returning to this school.”
“A very good chance, then,” said Professor McGonagall 

im seriously living for this chapter guys, minerva is the baddest bitch in the game forever and always

“Potter,” she said in ringing tones, “I will assist you to become an Auror if it is the last thing I do! If I have to coach you nightly I will make sure you achieve the required results!”

i really have nothing more to say other than, LOOK HOW MUCH OUR KWEEN LOVES OUR BB!!!

- does floo powder have caller id?

“He kept messing up his hair,” said Harry in a pained voice.
Sirius and Lupin laughed.
“I’d forgotten he used to do that,” said sirius affectionately.
“Was he playing with the Snitch?” said Lupin eagerly.
“Yeah,” said Harry, watching uncomprehendingly as Sirius and Lupin beamed reminiscently. “Well… I thought he was a bit of an idiot.”
“Of course he was a bit of an idiot!” said Sirius bracingly. “We were all idiots!”

why does this make me want to cry?
FOR FUCKS SAKE JO, JUST GIVE US A MARAUDER SERIES!!!!!! fuck cursed child and fantastic beasts, THIS IS THE STORY WE WANT

“How come she married him?” Harry asked miserably. “She hated him!”
“Nah, she didn’t,” said Sirius.

IM LITERALLY BEGGING FOR A BOOK ABOUT THIS PLEASE

- ok now filch is getting wet thinking about whipping students. its gross, yall.

“So… you think it amusing to turn a school corridor into a swamp, do you?”
“Pretty amusing, yeah,” said Fred, looking back up at her without the slightest sign of fear.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DIE. we could have happily lived our lives together!!!!!!!!!!!

- bascially, you all need to reread the last two pages of this chapter because its pretty fucking magical and im crying.

Fred looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on his level above the crowd.
“Give her hell from us, Peeves.”
And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.

im literally so emotional right now. send help and ice cream asap.

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So i just said bye to Tom

Sigh. He’s a super cool dude but I realized that he lives too far away. I don’t drive so it’s 2 hours by bus to see him and to me it’s really important that I get to connect to a person wether it be by text/phone or hanging out in person (but his schedule is so busy we’d get to see each other once a week tops and we’ve been on 2 dates the past month). He lives in a dead spot so we can only talk through snapchat and he works a lot so sometimes a whole day goes by before he can respond. I talk to my four college friends way more than I talk to him, so… It’s just not enough to build a relationship.

I want someone who I can call and be like “hey I’m bored, come over and watch a movie with me?” “Sure, see you in ten mins!” and where I can bake them cookies and surprise them at work or casually bike over for dinner. Like I said he’s super sweet and really delightfully unique (and devastatingly cute) but unfortunately it looks like circumstances didn’t quite fit.

Me watching a friend play Stardew Valley.
  • Me: Oh it's a farming game. Just like Harvest Moon.
  • Friend: No, It's nothing like Harvest Moon.
  • Me: Oh...how?
  • Friend: Your Grandpa leaves you a farm.
  • Me: That's how most Harvest Moon Games start....
  • Friend: Yeah but it's all broken and you have to fix it.
  • Me: Like in Harvest Moon.
  • Friend: But you can get married.
  • Me: Like in Harvest Moon.
  • Friend: And fight monsters.
  • Me: Oh The Harvest Moon Rune Factory games had thats.
  • Friend: It's different and better ok! Just watch.
  • Two hours later.....
  • Me: It's the same as fucking Harvest Moon.
  • Friend: I don't understand. What is shipping?
  • Me: Basically, its when you want these two people to just stop being complete dense around each other, take their faces and force them to kiss, then watch them get married and have all these adorable babies.
  • Friend: Ok, then what's OTP?
  • Me: FUCKING NALU AND GRUVIA, THATS WHAT'S OTP!!!!
imagine...
  • it's your wedding day and you're getting married to your fave from il volo! oh how far you two have come! you're saying your vows and
  • you: and i've never heard someone sing opera so beautifullly!
  • him: what?
  • you: fuck
  • you: no
  • you: babe wait i didn't mean opera.
  • him: ...
  • you: plEASe LisTEN TO ME I-
  • him: WE DONT SING OPERA OK
  • you: I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T-
  • him: i'm leaving you