it's not very good but y'know

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((…unfortunately there are no convenient censor bars or sounds in real life, much to Joey and Henry’s dismay. Bendy gets yelled at when he swears, that’s all they can really do.

also, thanks hon! <3))

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  • Physic: reads my mind"
  • My brain: 
Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delightWhy would you write thatI'm just trying to tell the truth You know what?
If you aren't going to take this seriously... Okay you need to calm yourself! This has to be perfect, okay? The emails have to prove that we were actually friends
They've got to be completely realistic There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another Let's go back In fact, it's something quite beautiful Let's go back, Jared! I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard. Hard?Has been bad bad?
Has been rough Lame!
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Very specific
Shut up 1like my parents
Who says that? I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright smoking drugs just fix it!
This isn't realistic at all!
It doesn't even sound like Connor!
Well I want to show that I was a good friend
Y'know? That I was trying to help him Oh my God if I stop smoking crack Crack?!
If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me Are we done yet?
Well I mean I can't just show them one email
Okay, please stop hyperventilating
I'm not hyperventilating
You're having considerable trouble breathing
I'm having no trouble breathing
Do you need a paper bag to breath into?
I'm not hyperventilating!
Dear Connor Murphy
Yes I've also missed our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walksNo
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing treesNo!
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Absolutely not
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
  • I can see Just wait and see
It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me My sister's hot
What the hell? My bad Dear Evan Hansen Thanks for every note you send Dear Connor Murphy I'm just glad to be your friend Our friendship goes beyond Your average kind of bond But not because we're gay No, not because we're gay We're close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad
  • Physic: wtf

Happy one year anniversary you wiener winner award for most typo message B )) !!

@scivious / @scivilian 

  • I really need to sleep:
  • My brain: 
Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delightWhy would you write thatI'm just trying to tell the truth You know what?
If you aren't going to take this seriously... Okay you need to calm yourself! This has to be perfect, okay? The emails have to prove that we were actually friends
They've got to be completely realistic There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another Let's go back In fact, it's something quite beautiful Let's go back, Jared! I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard. Hard?Has been bad bad?
Has been rough Lame!
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Very specific
Shut up 1like my parents
Who says that? I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright smoking drugs just fix it!
This isn't realistic at all!
It doesn't even sound like Connor!
Well I want to show that I was a good friend
Y'know? That I was trying to help him Oh my God if I stop smoking crack Crack?!
If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me Are we done yet?
Well I mean I can't just show them one email
Okay, please stop hyperventilating
I'm not hyperventilating
You're having considerable trouble breathing
I'm having no trouble breathing
Do you need a paper bag to breath into?
I'm not hyperventilating!
Dear Connor Murphy
Yes I've also missed our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walksNo
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing treesNo!
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Absolutely not
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
  • I can see Just wait and see
It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me My sister's hot
What the hell? My bad Dear Evan Hansen Thanks for every note you send Dear Connor Murphy I'm just glad to be your friend Our friendship goes beyond Your average kind of bond But not because we're gay No, not because we're gay We're close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad

anonymous asked:

(Since I remember you saying your fave trope is J giving up crime out of LUUUURVE for Batsy) Imaging if J was trying to become a good person (but doesn't tell Batsy at first cause he wants it to be a surprise) so he kidnaps all the kids from Gotham general hospital, and robs Gotham's biggest bank. Well ofc Batsy is especially up in arms cause it's not just KIDS, it's SICK KIDS. So he tracks them down and stops J just as he's driving his stolen bus load of hostages to the edge of the city--

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J: “I just wanted to put some smiles on their faces!”
B: *trying very hard not to smile and kiss the crap outta him* “There are legal ways to do it, Y'know.”

Ya killing me nonnie with all this fluff!

badlydrawn-narancia  asked:

Hu~h, y'know, I swear I seen that getup somewhere before... (nervous to ask but WHOO lets go. also hey that nara is??? very cute and good? have fun and good luck with your blog and stuff!! i look forward to seeing both of your stuff in the future!!)

((I totally understand its ok! I would be too if I was the one sending a ask! and thank you!! It means alot to hear that!))

Hamilton in the Big Brother Diary Room
  • Alex: It's just he... *takes deep breath* I just want to strangle him, y'know, just... he's a fucking asshole!
  • BB: Who are you talking about today, Alexander?
  • Burr: I feel good. I do. Nobody knows my secret yet, and I have no plans of telling them. Not until the very end, because that's how you win, you wait. I think the people watching respect that.
  • BB: People constantly boo you Aaron
  • John: But like... how does it work? How do you hear me? Are you an AI, or are you a dude hiding behind there?
  • BB: Why did you come into the diary room this morning, John?
  • Hercules: I may have lost that challenge, but when you knock me down, I get the FUCK back up again!
  • BB: Take a moment to calm down, Hercules, and rejoin the house.
  • Lafayette: I will not apologize for calling Burr a little shit in French! He thought I was offering him breakfast.
  • BB: *sigh*
  • James: I just want to go home. *shudders, wrapping blanket tighter* I just *sniffles* wanna go home...
  • BB: Someone make this man a hot chocolate
  • Thomas: Look, just because Alexander's a little bitch doesn't mean I should be labelled as the villain. Why the fuck do people boo me on eviction night? I'm a pleasant guy, okay, y'all motherfuckers don't know how fuckin nice I am
  • BB: You may have done well not to antagonize the situation by throwing a potted plant at Alexander's head
  • George W: I feel as if I have to watch over them, like they're my children or something
  • BB: I know the feeling
  • King George: Let them boo. Let them jeer. I'll watch them all burn in the end. All of them.
  • BB: We're concerned, George
  • Angelica: I've got game. If you know me, you know that I've got game. I let Eliza win that challenge, because I would be a shit sister if I didn't, but at the end, WHAM! I'm gonna sprint those last few miles
  • BB: Wonderful strategy, Angelica. You haven't slept in three days
  • Maria: I... I don't know why I keep sleeping with Alexander... he's just... really hot, and... I don't want people to think I'm that kind of girl, but...
  • BB: We understand, Maria. We understand.
  • Eliza: Everyone leaves their shampoo out. Like Thomas, why can't he simply snap the lid back on and put his shampoo back properly? It's very simple! Extremely simple! I won't be everyone's maid... I'm not cleaning another square inch of this house!
  • BB: We'll believe it when we see it
  • Peggy: Does anyone know who I am in this house?
  • BB: You're on the voting boards, Polly.

anonymous asked:

Melly are we really going to talk about Niall on this blog? Like, it's your blog and I fully respect your decision to talk about whoever you want but Noll is just so... vanilla? He's a bowl of vanilla ice cream with like, fruit on top. Boring fruit. In the words of Louise Belcher, if he were a spice he'd be flour, y'know?

I WILL HAVE YOU VERY KNOW I LOVE VANILLA ICE CREAM AND IN LIGHT OF MY RECENT NIALL STAN STATUS THAT I AM JUST AS SURPRISED ABOUT AS YOU ARE I WILL NOT LET THIS STAND

Aside from the obvious things like Niall being a really kind and good dude and making one of my current favorite summertime jams (SLOW HANDS IS SUCH A BOP), Noll is like a soothing oasis in this dumpster fire of a fandom. I’ve always liked Niall (how could you nahhht), but its like, when you’ve had an anvil dropped on your face unawares in the other fandom sections, you can take a deep breath, go to Noll’s feed, and be like “Noll treated himself to a new pair of bifocals today at Lens Crafters TREAT YOURSELF NOLL YOU DESERVE IT”

Noll got new bifocals i really like them

 He’s just out there getting beers and getting lost in the airport and showing off his summertime chest cape made of hairs he grew himself and having no coordination (which i can really relate to because i myself have no coordination) and being salty at required theme park outings

I’m not saying we’re gonna talk about Niall all day err’day, but noll’s out there in the world being a wonderful Irish enchantress and making moves, and I appreciate it. 

FIRST STICKER SHEET BATCH!! 

This batch is gon’ be Good Cop and Bad Cop galore! :U

The largest is 3in and the smallest is smaller than an inch u:

They’ll be printed by the end of this month

The other two sheets will be done today and I’ll price them then! owo/

GCBC©Lego Movie/WB
art and stuff©moi :U

anonymous asked:

you should totes ramble about soriel I'd love to read all your thoughts on the matter

what really …………..??..?… OKAY SO! (spoilers below)

they’re so cute together. like, holy shit. and ur maybe wondering why? or maybe you just haven’t read that far into them or anything because undalphys (duh. both important gays). but let me just? expatiate. this might be redundant for you if you’ve played the game ten times (i only just finished run 5 so).

there’s the whole knock knock jokes at the door thing that sans tells you at MTT resort’s restaurant. that happens before we arrive (well, frisk really). it’s just so. good. like. fuck!! they’re both such huge dorks with bad jokes in their respective bad joke repertoires. and they have such a good time with it because they both genuinely love their jokes! and each other.. and sans comes back again and again so they can make more bad jokes  and like, shoot the shit …………….

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Pretty sure some weird traditions from humans are gonna be very popular with angaras. So here’s my take of an angara child for the Angara appreciation week !

Everyone should wish the ever-amazing @musicalemofan a very happy happy birthday. Because I’m obnoxious, poor, and like to do unnecessary shit like this, here’s my birthday gift to you, Mary. I hope you have an amazing day, love, you deserve it.

STAN: Okay, first of all, Kenny got me this shirt.
STAN: I had no choice in picking it out, but I wear it anyway.
KYLE: And technically, alcohol is a solution, dude.
KYLE: Regular ethanol alcohol is not, it’s just a pure substance.
KYLE: But hard spirits like whiskey and gin are chemically regarded as solutions.

STAN: Right.
STAN: And if you’re trying to tell me it’s not a solution, like, not a problem solution, well.
STAN: It is one.
STAN: It’s just not a very good one. In fact, it’s kinda shitty.
KYLE: Exactly.
STAN: That, and I think it’s sort of ironic.
STAN: Good to laugh at yourself sometimes, y'know?

  • Sirius:  [drunk] It must be a lot easier being gay. Sex must be a piece of piss if you're gay.
  • James: And why is that?
  • Sirius: If you're gay, see... if you're gay, masturbation is practice. Y'know, you can have a good old practice on your own, and then later, when you're ready, when you've got the hang of it, you have a go on someone else's. It's a piece of piss.... See, it's different... it's different when you're a straight bloke. When we finally get our hands on the gear, let me tell you, it's not a drill. Gays have their own practice kit, but you don't get any practice women. We're supposed to fly those babies the first time we get in 'em!
  • James: .....That's a very good point, actually.
A Sort-of Review for the 98 Godzilla Remake

I’ve got Godzilla fever at the moment, and since Honest Trailers put it on my mind, I’ve decided to channel that fever to discuss my feelings about the 1998 American Godzilla movie.  This is something I’ve considered doing for a while now - I briefly considered doing it as an ICHF article someday down the line - but since this particular dead horse has been beaten to death a lot in the Godzilla fandom, I think a brief(ish) off the cuff journal sort of thing might the most appropriate way to do it.

NOTE: If you’re a Godzilla fan, you’re probably not going to find anything mind blowing or new in this.  Still, I wanted to say it even if it’s basically been said before.  I think venting about this movie is just something each of us needs to do sometimes - like a demon we have to exorcize.

More after the cut!

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Trouble (Preview)

This is an excerpt from a Smut/Angst/AU idea that I am fond of. please let me know what you think. I mean really, barely anyone offers any feedback but I love it so PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK or else I cant improve. Thanks.

Yoongi x Reader
Smut/Angst
WARNING: This story is BDSM themed and will or may contain triggers in the future, such as
- Graphic Language
- Pain
- Abuse (Emotional & Physical)

When a mysterious stranger catches your attention, you find yourself seduced by his darkness and curiosity overpowers you. As you unknowingly fall for him, he introduces you to a world where pain and pleasure are synonymous and your darkest, inner-most desires are unleashed. But how do you keep from hurting when the lines between lust and torture become blurred.

 

I don’t exactly remember how I met Yoongi, except that it was dark and smoky and I could taste alcohol and feel a strong beat work its way through my chest, filling up the hollow cavern like a heartbeat. I think it was at a random Hip-Hop club somewhere in Seoul. If I think hard enough, I can still see how the dim lights made his eyes look like black, starry pools that entranced me. I can remember seeing his shockingly white hair amongst the dark abyss as he pushed his way through the crowd to the bar where I stood, already tired of the gyrating crowd. I wasn’t one to club, but I had let my new friend take me out that night. She had said,

“(Y/N), if you want to meet people in Korea, you have to actually go out and try, or else you will be lonely and you won’t enjoy your time here.”

I already knew this, so I had reluctantly agreed to accompany her and some other teachers, some foreign and other native, around Seoul to experience the prominent nightlife that was one of its trademarks. I decided two and a half years ago that I would complete my associate’s degree and immediately enter into the EPIK program to teach English in Korea. I wanted nothing more than to see the world and if I could get a free plane ticket and apartment, than why not start in Korea. I mean, I already loved the culture and language, hence why I had minored in Korean Language in college. It was a great plan and I had taken the plunge and moved to South Korea for a year. That night marked the one-month anniversary of my adventure but so far the night had pretty much sucked, so much so that I began to drink, which if you knew me, you would know that I’m not a drinker. I’d rather smoke weed or maybe even drop some acid than taste the vile liquid as it burned down my throat and sloshed in the pit of my stomach. But this year was a year of new beginnings and trying new things, of living and exploring, so damnit, I was going to try and have fun even if it would give me a nasty hangover in the morning. With that in mind, I didn’t hesitate when trouble decided to walk its way over and seduce me, I welcomed it.  410

 

 

A/N: While this story will definitely be dark and angsty and very, very smutty, it wont be too extreme. I hate it when writers make one of the boys super mean or abusive or rape-y. DONT DO THAT TO THESE PRECIOUS BOYS! Okay, sorry, it just irks me. Tweaking their personality is great but please don’t take it too far.

Anyways, again, please tell me what you think. Good and Bad, but I hope good. Its more fun to write when someone is anticipating it, y'know?