it's not the worst thing

i feel like that one drake meme where he’s like ew to one thing, and then aww yea to another, y’know?? like, absolutely no one should be surprised when i say that i’m dropping my pants for the swamphaunt accent, but nature’s item this year??

meh.

I can’t believe how long it took me to realize that the “nagging wife” sitcom stereotype is literally just “useless husband is incapable of doing his share of the housework despite being repeatedly asked” framed to demonize the woman

  • Mantis: you feel sexual love *points at Gamora* for her!
  • Drax: she 👏👏👌 just 😂😂👏👌😂 told everyone 👀😂💯your 👀👀👀deepest 🔫🔪🔪🔫🗡 darkest ☻😅😂 secret
  • Peter: how did you do it it's a verbal conversation

@awkwardfortuneteller of course i’ve seen that tweet

its au time you sons of hecks

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Jafael as Jaladdin

i feel like most people missed the day in 2nd grade when we learned the difference between a fact and an opinion

i wish i could do things right and i wish i had motivation to get up

Hi I’m Jen and I take back everything I ever said about me being an artist
FISHMOB 100% COURAGE!

(courtesy of @bakanohealthy for this blessed/cursed au)

‘Moho’ callout post

Now I’m warnin’ ya kiddies, shit’s about to get graphic
( @moho-milk-town-and-power-down )

You know that one fellow popular on tumblr about making two fictional characters fuck eachother, right? Y’all may call her as your ‘bean king’, the one true god ‘Moho’…

but i’m here to say

she’s not what she tells everyone she is..

See here, Being a detective that I am, I have proven that she is not JUST a furry in disguise… but..

“Nya”…

…. a fokin’ Weeb…

EVEN AFTER I, THE WELL KNOWN (notreally) FoX-THE-DOESNT-TWIST-THE-TRUTH, HAVE CONFRONTED HER ABOUT IT AS SHE TRIES TO GO BACK ON THE FACT OF REVEALING WHO SHE REALLY IS

BUT OH NO NO!!
It doesn’t stop there kiddies.

moments later…

she reveals that…

She’s sexually attracted to Barry Bee Benson..
YES! I CAN HEAR YOU GASPING “b-but ивана,, just bc she called a bee daddy doesn’t make her fully attracted to be-” shut your fucking mouth-hole voice in my head,,
What if I told you..

She has fully admitted to the illegal crime that is to “fuck bees”
*slams paperwork on table*
I WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY (single-paw…edly..??) SUE THE BEE-RACE

I have even found visual proof of all of this!!

shE WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA SLEEPING WITH A FUCKING B E E

if this is not enough evidence, you’re blind. WAKE UP AMERICA

What do you mean I’m making this post bc im pissed that my wife cheated on me with a bee//
You’re

no

i’m,,
I’m not racist towards bees,, just,,-
*starts sobbing* whY DID YOU LEAVE ME FOR A BEE, I T-THOUGHT W-WE HAD SOMETHINGGG aaAAAHH

–F-Fuck bees man,, 
I’m just so

Hurt q-q




*coughs* SO! Next time on Dramaalert nation™ we’ll have a full on discussion about the 100 reasons why Pent is best daddy-