it's not like i'm in love with him or anything


Don’t forget Gorillaz fans, Jamie Hewlett exist! He made all you’re favorite band members come to life in the music videos, shorts, ect! He continues drawing them countless times and works day and night to give you new content with the band members! So please appreciate him!!! ❤❤❤

Oh my god, in last night’s Bob’s Burgers, Bob takes Gene to a laser light rock show at the planetarium (super important to Bob, because it was his favorite when he was a teenager, and this is the last night before they’re closing the exhibit because it’s old and no one goes anymore, also it’s Bob’s birthday), and Gene has no idea what he’s in for, but he gets pumped for it anyway ‘cause Bob’s so excited about it, and finally they get in there and they’re watching it, and Gene has a sensory overload and kinda starts freaking out ‘cause he can’t handle it, so Bob takes him out and they sit in the car for a bit.  Gene’s angry because Bob didn’t tell him it would be so loud and scary, so Bob offers to play the album for Gene at a normal volume, and Gene starts to enjoy it, so he reclines the seats, takes out the cigarette lighter, tells Gene to pretend it’s a laser, and starts drawing in the air, explaining the plot to him (it’s like a full on Pink Floyd or Rush-esque rock opera about a bunch of robot overlords telling rockers that they can’t play music anymore, and one Rebel rising against them).  Gene gets really into it and decides he wants to see the finale of the laser show (which Bob regards as a life-changing experience), so they sneak back into the planetarium (there’s no re-entry allowed) with a few tricks that parallel the story from the album, and watch the climax of the show together (Bob fashions some earplugs for Gene out of a napkin).  On the way home, Bob’s asking Gene how he liked it, and Gene says “I loved it!”, Bob asks him to speak louder ‘cause his ear’s are shot, and Gene yells, “I LOVED IT, DAD”.  Bob yells back “I love you too, Gene”.

I FUCKING!!! CAN’T!!! DEAL!!!! WITH HOW GOOD THIS SHOW IS!!! I know i don’t talk about Bob’s Burgers a lot but this show is flawless and charming and gross and funny all at the same time, the characters are written like people with actual fears and anxieties, and unlike a lot of comparable shows, the comedy doesn’t come from the family being pitted against each other, it’s always the family against the world… I love it, I love it, it’s so pure and refreshing and still somehow manages to be funny without sacrificing it’s heart, and I fuckin’ love it, please watch Bob’s Burgers holy CRAP okay I’m done.

Friendly reminder that

Neil Josten does not have a neck fetish.

Neil Josten has a “giving Andrew Minyard pleasure” fetish.

and Neil Josten knows that Andrew Minyard likes having his neck kissed.


“Neil kissed his neck, hoping to distract him, and was rewarded with a startled jolt. That was enough reason to do it again. Andrew pushed his face away, but they were standing too close together for Neil to miss the way he shivered.”

–The Kings Men Ch. 11.

“Neil chased water down the side of Andrew’s neck. Andrew’s fingers clenched convulsively on Neil’s sides as a shudder wracked Andrew’s frame.

Andrew tried to recover with a ground-out ‘your neck fetish is not attractive.’

‘You like it,’ Neil said, unapologetic. ‘I like that you like it.’

He bit down to prove his point and Andrew turned his head into it with a sharp hiss.”

–The Kings Men Ch. 15

Neil doesn’t go after Andrew’s neck because he particularly likes his neck (although I do imagine he’s probably fond of it). He goes after Andrew’s neck because he knows it turns Andrew on. 


Happy 26th birthday, Thiago! (11.04.1991)

It was a lifetime ago...

Corrupted record : unknown pilot from The Alliance. ย Image was taken approximately during 2172-2175 CE.

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I love @galoogamelady‘s Buttons and wanted to draw him. Ended up tossing my elf Theo into the mix and Buttons got to try on some clothes his people wear. I think he’d like the silky soft fabrics they use 

Think about the fact that the Lynches were a very tactile family - Aurora dropping kisses on foreheads, hands brushing hair out of eyes, nursing cuts and scrapes with a tenderness that was medicine itself. Folding the boys into warm, safe hugs for no reason other than to say, I love you, I’ve got you, you’re home.

Even Niall, teaching the boys how to fight, headlocks melting into hair ruffles, grapples ending with a rough, proud squeeze, bear hugs when he comes home with armfuls of magical gifts after months away, and the boys launch themselves at him before he’s even through the door.

Think about that - a lifetime of knowing nothing but that - being ripped away from Ronan in the swing of a tyre iron. The emotional pain feels unbearable, but the physical pain too - that sudden absence of touch that aches like a phantom limb. A touch so natural and familiar it became an extension of himself, a bubble of easy affection that he lived safely inside. But now the world is barren. There’s too much space around him, dark, cold space that used to be crowded with laughing, warm bodies. Now the dead air sucks at his body like a vacuum. There’s a desperate, dragging grief for those small touches, a constant reminder of everything he’s lost.

And then he meets a boy, Adam, who really seems to have his shit together. Gradually Ronan lets Adam into his tiny, tight circle of friends. He mocks him for his quiet determination, his unrelenting focus. But really he marvels at how purposeful, how contained this boy can be.

But then Ronan starts to notice that the bruises on Adam are not a coincidence, but a pattern. And he fills in the blanks that Adam draws around himself like armour: there is no love in this boy’s home life. No laughter. No warm, easy touches. The only touch Adam has ever known is the hard smack of hatred and rage. He has made his body a vessel, something from which he can remove himself, in order to escape the pain. Ronan never knew bodies could be that way. He tries to imagine what it’s like, that clinical separation of body and mind. He tries to imagine the bone deep chill of never having known physical affection or love. He wonders, bitterly, if it’d be better than the aching loss that he feels constantly now.

He feels guilty for those thoughts, guiltier when he remembers all the love he took for granted, not knowing how much of a gift it was back then. He wants, desperately, to give that gift to Adam. He studies Adam’s hands, wishing they could know the relief of another human under their skin. He imagines wrapping his arms around Adam, putting his face in his hair, like his own mother used to, and telling him it’s okay. That he’s okay. He wants to bring Adam back to his body with a head on a shoulder, hands on cheeks, fingers to lips. Every touch whispering you’re good, you’re safe, you’re loved.

But… he can’t. So Ronan puts Adam in a shopping trolley and crashes him into his car. He gives Adam knee scrapes and elbow burn instead. Anything Ronan can do to let Adam know that bodies, bruises, scars, can be love as well as pain.


he kicked me in the face and i still love him more than 99.9% of things on this planet

  • sg writers: omg don't you just love karamel and mon-el
  • literally nearly everyone: no we actually hat-
  • sg writers: omg i know right karamel is so cute and healthy. they're literally otp. here have some more
  • everyone: nah man we're cool we don't actually like karamel and don't think it's very healthy. maybe you should focus on sanvers more or explore supercorp or karolsen more. anything but kar-
  • sg writers: i love how everyone just loves karamel and mon-el so much, he's such a good character and boyfriend. can't have enough of him
  • everyone: um actually he's kind of an ass and no one lik-
  • sg writers: wow i'm glad we listen to our fandom and the media. let's keep karamel and mon-el
  • • let's get to the point, there is // so much // angry sex
  • • they are both left with bruises all over by morning
  • • instead of "I love you" It's a lot of "Fuck you" and stupid smiling followed by things like "You imbecile" and just a thousand loving/hateful insults
  • • they don't do things like hold hands or kiss cheeks; soft stuff like that isn't their thing
  • • Alex is a fighter; he absolutley doesn't fall at Jeffersons feet, and he absolutley doesn't beg for anything from the man
  • • Alex likes to play with Thomas' hair all the time, to the point of sometimes annoying Thomas
  • • Alex blurted out "I love you" in like the second week and it's the only time he's ever seen Thomas flustered and nervous
  • • Thomas cried after saying "I love you" a month later and Alex makes fun of him for it
  • Gwaine: Leon? ...Leon?... Leon?... Leon?...... Leon. Leon. Leon. Leon. Leon. Leon. Leon Leon Leon -
  • Leon: This better be good.
  • Gwaine: You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantula's eggs?
  • Leon: ...Please don't speak to me ever again in your life.
  • Gwaine: What are you writing about?
  • Leon: It's about a genius who can't get anything done because of a monkey that keeps annoying him.
  • Gwaine: You've made a classic error.
  • Leon: Have I?
  • Gwaine: What you've done is you've focused in on the wrong character, yeah? Now, the monkey, I'm loving him, but the other guy, I'm getting nothing off him. He sounds like a dick.
Random Starters [ send me one maybe? ]
  • "Do you believe in the tooth fairy?"
  • "I think I'm pregnant. And it's not yours."
  • "I feel like I'm going to puke."
  • "Are you seriously wearing that to the party tonight?"
  • "You need to change that attitude before we leave this house."
  • "Stop staring at me like I grew a second head."
  • "Are you drunk or do you just act like that all the time?"
  • "I forgot where I parked my car."
  • "I'm not going to lie to you anymore. I do love you, but I..."
  • "It's only a slice of pie."
  • "I just want to be loved again. Is that so wrong?"
  • "The cat is looking at me funny."
  • "I think you're the prettiest thing I've ever seen."
  • "Care to join me?"
  • "I would rather not eat dinner alone."
  • "Did you remember to lock the door?"
  • "How do you live with yourself everyday, doing what you do?"
  • "I don't feel pretty enough for him."
  • "You can do anything you set your mind to."
  • "People say ignorance is bliss, but... I just want to know the truth."
  • "People are stupid today."
  • "I'm in the hospital. Can you come?"
  • "You're act liking I'm in love with you or something."
  • "Go ahead and leave. I'm not going to stop you."
  • "I'm tired of fighting."
  • "I think you need help."
  • "Do whatever you believe in, and I'll support you."
  • "What is it like being you?"

anonymous asked:

soft daddy Louis when Harry's had a long/bad day! just wants to make his baby feel good!


Louisโ€™s got a bad habit of falling asleep on the sofa โ€” to be fair, itโ€™s a great sofa โ€” and, consequently, spends a lot of time getting an earful over how awful it is for his back, as if Harryโ€™s not twenty-three going on eighty.

Which is why itโ€™s a bit strange when, rather than being prodded at unceremoniously, Louis awakens to Harry spilling into the tiny space between Louisโ€™s body and the edge of the seat cushion, carefully arranging himself to fit. His arms slide around Louisโ€™s middle, and Louis chuckles as he ducks his chin, buries his nose into Harryโ€™s hair and inhales shampoo and summer-musk.

โ€œYouโ€™ll fall, love,โ€ Louis murmurs, even as he winds an arm over Harry and shifts farther back into the couch, tugging Harry in closer. Harry only hums disinterestedly and tilts his chin up with a languid blink.

โ€œCan I have a kiss, Daddy?โ€ he asks. Louis obliges, soft-lipped and easy, brushing his knuckles over Harryโ€™s cheek. Heโ€™s been Daddy for years now, but it never stops feeling like a gift, like something he needs to keep safe and secure behind his heart, because Harryโ€™s trusted him to do so.

Eventually, Louis tugs Harryโ€™s head back with his fingers wound into his hair. His brow furrows.

Iโ€™ve got a sixth sense for these things, Louisโ€™s joked, always know when my Hazza needs me. My baby.

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anonymous asked:

Secret stress baker Fushimi keeps his coping a secret by having Akiyama eat all the delicious evidence

Also known as ‘Fushimi creates a cake monster.’ So Fushimi’s got his stress baking habit that no one knows about, like even Yata assumes that Saruhiko can’t even boil water without burning it and he’s always eating CalorieMate and take out rather than making his own food. However as it happens he actually has developed a habit of working out his stress by baking ever since he was a kid, just imagine Fushimi in that big house all by himself making a million batches of muffins and throwing them all away because he’s never going to eat all that and there’s no one else there to do it (well Niki comes by sometimes but fuck if Fushimi’s going to give him free food, the only way Niki would get some of the stress treats would be if Fushimi managed to bake some rat poison in there or something). When he joins Scepter 4 Fushimi finds himself baking more and more often, like he’ll be up at ridiculous hours of the morning fixing Doumyouji’s reports and he’s irritated and he just ends up making a couple dozen cupcakes at 3am. The problem of course is now he has to get rid of the evidence because he doesn’t want anyone to know that he’s doing all this baking because Fushimi figures everyone will start doing unnecessary things like asking him to bake them things, like he’s already seen the way Doumyouji badgers Kamo to make him treats and fuck if Fushimi’s going to do any of that.

He’s about to dispose of the cupcakes when Akiyama walks in, having gotten up early for some pre-dawn practicing. He sees Fushimi standing there with all these cupcakes and is very confused for a moment before expressing surprise that Fushimi-san knows how to bake. Fushimi clicks his tongue and tells Akiyama to stop talking about it, Akiyama’s confused because Fushimi clearly has skills and wouldn’t he want someone to know. As Fushimi’s about to say something he hears the sound of some other members walking by, Fushimi freezes and they can hear voices noting that it smells like baking. Fushimi immediately turns to Akiyama and is like ‘eat them.’ Akiyama’s all wait what and Fushimi gets even more irritated as he orders Akiyama to basically eat the evidence. Akiyama is very confused but also a bit flustered and he finally just grabs a cupcake and shoves it in his mouth. As it happens Akiyama very rarely eats sweets, he probably grew up a very well behaved child who never ate anything that could ruin his teeth or his appetite. So all of the sudden having to eat a bunch of cupcakes is very confusing for him and the poor guy is probably on a sugar high for the rest of the day. Benzai in particular is very curious as to why Akiyama’s acting strange but any attempt at explaining what just happened leads to Fushimi glaring at him and Akiyama just smiles shakily and says that it’s fine, really.

Of course now that he’s had a taste of cake Akiyama finds himself craving more and the next time he sees a stressed out Fushimi sneaking towards the kitchen Akiyama follows him. As it turns out Akiyama has discovered that he really likes cake and pastries and sugar in general and since Fushimi needs someone to hide the evidence of all the sugary treats that he makes Akiyama is more than happy to oblige. Also imagine that the two of them keep getting closer because of this too, like Akiyama enjoys getting to eat Fushimi’s baking but it also makes him a little worried that Fushimi’s having so much stress lately and as he’s eating Akiyama tries to talk to Fushimi about it to see what he can do to help. Sometimes Akiyama will slip into the kitchen and help Fushimi too, like he sees Fushimi angrily making cake mix and Akiyama just calmly walks in and takes hold of the spoon so Fushimi can start on the frosting, not saying anything just being quietly helpful and even though Fushimi acts annoyed he never pushes Akiyama away either (and then one day Akiyama’s helping Fushimi frost twelve cupcakes and Fushimi manages a small muttered 'thank you,’ Akiyama’s face just lights up as he says that it’s nothing, he enjoys helping Fushimi).

  • Percy Shelley: [trying to write]
  • Lord Byron: Shelley?... Shelley?... Shelley?... Shelley?...Shelley? ... Shelley... Shelley... Shelley... Shelley... Shelley?... Shelley. Shelley.
  • Percy Shelley: This better be good.
  • Lord Byron: You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantula's eggs?
  • Percy Shelley: ...Please don't speak to me ever again in your life.
  • Lord Byron: What's your novel about?
  • Percy Shelley: It's about a genius who can't get anything done because of a monkey that keeps annoying him.
  • Lord Byron: You've made a classic error.
  • Percy Shelley: Have I?
  • Lord Byron: What you've done is you've focused in on the wrong character, yeah? Now, the monkey, I'm loving him, but the other guy, I'm getting nothing off him. He sounds like a dick.

One of the most liberating feelings in the world is realizing you don’t owe anyone shit

You don’t have to be friends with someone who treats you like crap even if you’ve known them your whole life. You don’t even owe them an explanation either. You get to choose who gets to be in your life. It’s a privilege, not a birth given right. 

If someone is hurting you or just flat out annoying, you don’t have to give them the time of day. Please cut the shitty people out of your life and surround yourself with awesome ones who make you happy. You deserve nothing but happiness and anyone who brings you down doesn’t deserve to be in it. 

EXO as your enemies
  • Chanyeol: *Cutest enemy ever* "You don't want to do this for me? Oh.. so you think you are better than me? We'll see!" *Throws a tantrum*
  • Kris: *You feel that? It's freezing right? Probably going to ignore you for the rest of your life. So cold...*
  • Sehun: *The competitive type. Definitely one of you two will end up falling in love* "Vivi! I told you not to go near her! Come back here.. oh it's going to be like that? We'll see when I break your favorite food!"
  • Tao: *The childish type* "Why did you stare at me like that! Well if you hate me.. then I'll hate you too! Don't talk to me! :P"
  • Kai: *Probably try to fix things* "Can't we be friends? Or at least stop this... it's tiring.. please?"
  • Xiumin: *The I'm not saying anything but you are going to pay one day, you'll see type*
  • Baekhyun: *Probably won't shut up until you explode and start fighting with him... again...* "It's so funny how you get annoyed so easily by me... kekekeke"
  • Luhan: *Will roll his eyes all the time* "Why do you keep talking? Please... I need space *So sassy this enemy of yours*
  • Chen: *Probably wouldn't even know he is your enemy* "Hm... I've noticed lately that you have something... did I do something to you?"
  • Kyungsoo: *The you won't leave this place alive type*
  • Lay: *Impossible, he's an angel. No matter how bad things are he'll always try to fix it* "Are we okay now? I know you need space.. but I want to make sure... I'm sorry for everything"
  • Suho: *The I have my whole fam backing me up type* "Mess with me, and you'll mess with them.. be careful.." *Sassy too*