it's not just john

We all know John is protective of Sherlock. We know the chief called him a weirdo and John punched him in the nose without a second thought. But can you imagine how much even more that’ll show once they’re together, like

They’re walking in a tube station and someone shoves past Sherlock and John just yells “Hey! Watch it!” Or they’re on a walk in the park and somebody throws a ball that nearly hits Sherlock in the head but not before John can intercept it and calls out to them, “D'you mind?” Just motioning from the ball to Sherlock with a look of disbelief as if they’d been aiming for some expensive artifact

Listen I’m just trying to highlight that John loves his boyfriend and wants to take good care of him

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hey @eightmonkeys , y’know that au where laurens lives??? i can totally dig that :^^)))

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I get nervous thinkin’ what’s he gonna do?

  • Super Villain: I'll release your internet history!
  • Me: *flashes back to the 50~ chapter shipping fanfics I've been reading* n o.. . ...
theatre people as john mulaney quotes
  • Actors: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
  • Director: In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
  • Sound techs: The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.
  • Light techs: No one knows what you're talking about, you idiot!
  • Stage manager: You ever have those days where something happens and you're like... whatever, this may as well happen?
  • Assistant stage manager: I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.
  • Stage crew: I am very small, and I have no money. You can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.
  • Set builders: This is an on-fire garbage can. ...Could be a nursery.
  • Props department: Because it's the one thing you can't replace.
  • Costume department: Hi, I'm very gay, and I'd like a few dollars.
  • Makeup people: I don't look older. I just look worse.
  • Publicity team: You know how you lie to your parents?
  • Budget board: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.
  • Audience: I'm really sorry about last night, it's just that I'm mean and loud.
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me tryna make some character vis dev art for smthn im dubbin Project: Hamilton (so creative I KNOW LMAO). if any of yall from youtube see this,, know that it’s always on my mind I’m just rly busy rn

bonus cuz laurens interlude makes depresst:

I will never get over this

(x) The subtlety and realness of this scene. That instinctual urge to protect. THAT’S JOHN. WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY JOHN

its-basically-just-jo  asked:

Ok ok, so like, there was this one time I really wanted to try Hancock's clothes on so I traded with him, and I gave him my sequin dress to wear (I know 😂 ) and laughed and said "Yes yes this'll do." so I wore his clothes and we messed around, blah blah, and I found a pot and manage to put it on Hancock's head, so he just sexily walked around, rocking the dress and heels, pot head raisin. And once the pot fell off, he looked so fucking annoyed. [Hancock disliked that] [Hancock tolerates you]

this is the funniest shit