I have seen similarities between my cat and Jim Moriarty since day one. My cat scratches and bites everyone for fun. That’s her idea of fun. Jim likes to blow up people for fun (and haunt Sherlock’s brain). He comes in uninvited in people’s rooms, like all cats do. He plays with stuff he shouldn’t play with. He tries to knock objects Sherlock off shelves roofs/cliffs. Cats are total criminal masterminds, and so is Jim.
He seems to have 9 lives as well. He survived getting shot in the head, and who knows how many other things. And he always lands on his feet. Did you see how masterfully he escaped getting sent to prison after his trial?
ok so I’m fucking clueless as to who to vote for like
i looked at the official campaign blogs right?
and here’s my analyzation:
@mop-2016 unintentional shitposter. their views and methods are a bit skewed but they seem like a wholesome guy overall. they’re nice, but not qualified. im not too sure if theyre okay. a True Mess™.
@timefordeborah powerful campaigning. great ads - she seems like she has the power to change things around here for the better, and she says she will - but i don’t think i trust that she’ll truly be capable of holding her word if elected. im not calling her a liar - she is a strong and trustworthy candidate, no doubt, but life in the oval office may not do her too much good. i don’t want her to be overwhelmed, but she seems like she can hold her own in the debates.
@wretchedtooth a real progressive. honest, capable, just, and strong; the hero we need as a nation. their campaign may be slow, and their hat may be shitty, and they may look like a goat (according to some rick supporters), but if they win, they will flip the system entirely in a way that is beneficial to those who need support - a system for all.