it's not about my attire

enjoy this random kwami swap doodle dump

Kyle: Well Stan is my super best friend so there’s lots of things I like about him. But if I have to pick one thing it would probably be…he’s always there for me I guess, I mean Kenny can be supportive. And Cartman is……Cartman. So Stan is my one friend I can usually rely on.

Kyle: Kenny is… well I worry about him sometimes. But what’s great about him is that even when really shitty stuff happens to him he almost always bounces back. He has a terrible home life, but always puts on a smile for us. Which in my book is really awesome. Maybe not so much for him but there isn’t much I can do about it.

There are a lot of things I feel about Cartman. I think he’s a fat, short, asshole who doesn’t know how to mind his own business. He’s always ruining shit and getting in the way of of everything. If something bad happens it’s usually because of something this dumbass did. But I figure you weirdos won’t leave me alone until I say something positive about him..So I guess he has nice hair. Are you happy now?

The officer presented the warrant to Felicity, read her rights to her, and applied the cold steel restraints. He gave her a bewildered look when she politely turned down his offer to grab some shoes before being led off to jail. “If it were socially acceptable, I’d never wear shoes,” she explained. “And its pointless to worry about my attire now - the cuffs will give the neighbors plenty to talk about. Besides, I didn’t think they allowed shoes in prison anymore.” The officer just chuckled and led Felicity out to his squad car.