“i know we hate each other but it’s christmas eve and your flight was cancelled please come inside”
“i got you for secret santa so i got you this really expensive but sentimental gift that you’ve always wanted, hoping you’ll never find out it’s from me - and that i’ve been in love with you 1234567 years” SNOWBALL FIGHTS
“hi we’re neighbours and omg are you alright i could smell cooking burning - whoaaa now that’s just embarrassing? step aside i’ll handle this”
person a seducing person b into taking a few steps back/backing them against the wall (”oh look, how did that mistletoe get right there????”)
“you’re in the hospital for the holidays so i came in while you were sleeping to decorate your room i love you merry christmas”
“YES I BOOBY TRAPPED THE PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING YEAR”
“i live below you and i was minding my own business watching the snowfall out the window WHEN I SAW A BODY FALL ARE YOU REALLY PUTTING UP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS NOW”
I KNITTED YOU A JUMPER
MY MOM KNITTED YOU A JUMPER
“we’re strictly ‘platonic’ but we’re snowed in omg we’re gonna have to repopulate the earth”
“i slipped on ice outside your house and you ran out barefoot to help me quick let’s get inside under a blanket”
“’it’s a wonderful life’ aww it sounds so cute babe sure we can watch it! *30 mins later* “YOU MONSTER”
“we were playing in the snow and you suddenly tackled me to the ground and now…we’re just…staring… at each other…”
“YOU DON’T LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE? WHY DO YOU HATE LOVE”
TREE DECORATING (bonus points if one of them is doing it completely wrong omg why am i in love with you)
“we took our kids to santa’s workshop and they both wished we would get together” FRIENDS AU - “our christmas party turned into a tropical theme because the radiator is broken and it’s hotter than hell in here - damn you look good without a shirt i never noticed before asgdhfjgkhl”
“we’re co workers who hate each other but you had too much to drink at the staff christmas party and admitted your love for me i don’t know how to act around you now”
DRUNKEN CAROLLING (”that’s not a thing” “oh yes it is”)
TEACH ME HOW TO SKI (lol jk i know how you’re just so fucking cute)
“there’s a storm and omg i’m losing signal are you okay?? hold on let me drive 489432 miles to get you the night before christmas”
PULLING YOU IN FOR A KISS WITH A SCARF
“i did that annoying thing where i put loads of smaller boxes inside one big box and you’re getting really mad but you don’t know that the ring is in the smallest box and i can’t wait to see your face”
lance: like sleeping beauty, straight as a rod, face turned up, hands folded perfectly so he doesnt ruin his nightly face mask. He silently snores but will deny it. the first time hunk ever saw him sleep, he swore it was like watching the sleeping beauty scene from th emovie, he even swore that lance was sparkling… but that might have just been his imagination. He also is one heavy sleeper, nothing can wake him up, unless you slap him. But lance is generally an easrly riser, always the first one up unless of course pidge just never went to bed. This is due to the fact that he had to get up really early in his house hold to get all the chores done
keith: he sleeps all curled up ina smol ball with his hand under his pillow, he’s got a knife under there…just in case. He is a very loud snorer, also a very light sleeper, the slightest sound will wake him up… except for his own loud ass snoring. Usually the second or thrid one up in the morning, generally greeted with lance’s face waking him up because “god mullet head, its 10:30 already get up!” 2 words BED HEAD keith has the worst bed head known to anyone, his hair is sticking up all over the place and it’s basically untamable until he showers.
Shiro: he just collapses in his bed, sprawled out like a damn starfish. The poor dude is fucking exhausted from running this choatic space family. jyst let the poor guy sleep. He is also a really loud snorer and a hella heavy sleeper. usually he doesnt even get the chance to crawl under the covers, he just flops onto the bed and is out. Shiro often shifts in his sleep and has nightmares, bc of the whole “champion” ordeal, it really gets to him. He is usually the 2nd one up in the morning and has some nice bonding moments with lance
pidge: they dont sleep at all, like they’re up 24/7 in the science lab thingy. Sometimes they’ll fall alseep and Lance will find them early in the morning and bring them to bed. Pidge knows this but doesn’t say anything, neither does lance. And if Lance doesn’t physically take them to bed, pidge will just stay up, they run on coffee and science. Sometimes Lance will stay with them early in the morning just so they have company, pidge will never admit it but they enjoy it. But when they do happen to sleep, its for like 4 hours and they too are sprawled out
coran: sleeps in the weirdest positions. you can find him upside down, curled in a ball. for quiznaks sake Allura once found him standing up dead asleep. He doesnt snore.. too loud and he doesnt drool either. But he’s a sleepwalker/singer/talker. He just basically does everything asleep. Allura has gotten used to is, but it freaks the fuck out of pidge and lance at like 3am in the morning when they’re up and suddenly coran pops out from no where. The paladins are slowly trying to get used to it.
Hunk: he lays on his side all curled up, like ahuge soft teddy bear. Suprising to most, hunk doesnt snore at all. Always the ;last one to get up but no one scolds him bc how can you be mad at an angel. Hunk does drool in his sleep, its actually kind of nasty. Lance found that out the hard way when hunk fell asleep on him in the garrison and found a pool of drool on his shoulder. Hunk aften tosses and moves around in his sleep, always trying to find the most comfy position. He also sleeps under a nest of blankets and pillows, he gets really cold in his sleep
allura: she sleeps like a literal princess cause she is one. She’s flawless while asleep and awake. She is the loudest snorer and drools as well. She doesn’t fall asleep easily but when she does shes out. but like pidge, she doesnt sleep very much, maybe like 4-6 hours. and sometimes allura doesnt sleep for a solid 36 hours. its not good for her but some days when she’s really tired she and lance will have a spa day to relax and take the edge off.
So I’m very unobservant if I’m JUST now noticing exactly how long Vaard’s hair is in-game. I guess I never really noticed it on Pally Vaard because it’s always clipped into his armor. If I drew him with hair as long as he actually had in-game, it’d be a glorious mess if he ever let it down. I am easily amused.
I absolutely love Halloween. It’s the perfect holiday and season for omorashi. I’m actually planning on writing a bunch of fics with these prompts once it gets closer to the actual holiday.
-A character in a complicated costume at a party, possibly tipsy or drunk, that can’t get their outfit off in time, wetting themselves in front of the toilet.
-An easily scared character getting dragged to a haunted house by their friends/lover, they’re desperate as they walk through it, leaking a bit everytime something jumps out at them, eventually they can’t take it anymore and wet themselves when something especially scary jumps out at them, soaking their pants and sobbing.
-If the character is at the haunted house with friends, the person in costume that causes them to wet themself feels guilty about it and leads them off to the bathroom to get cleaned up. They turn out to be really attractive underneath the scary costume and are actually really sweet. They ask the person who wet for their number.
-An easily scared character being convinced to have a horror movie marathon with their friends and/or lover. During one of the movies, all the soda they drank makes its way to their bladder, but they’re far too scared to get up and go to the bathroom alone and way too embarrassed to ask someone to come with them.
-Or the character is so frightened after the movies that when they wake up in the middle of the night desperate, they’re way too scared to get up and go. Possibly a friend or lover could help them to the bathroom or get a bottle for them to go in instead.
-A character lost in a corn maze that’s desperate to use the bathroom. The corn maze is so big and they can’t seem to find their way out. They either go off the path and into the corn to relieve themself in private or they wet themself when a cheeky friend/lover who was hiding in the corn jumps out and scares them.
-A group of friends or a couple having a holding contest while watching horror movies or playing scary video games that have plenty of jump scares.
-A group of seniors in highschool that want to go trick or treating one last time before they’re officially adults. One of then has been chugging water all evening, the cold air making their throat very dry. After trick or treating for a while, they’re extremely full. They don’t want to say anything to their friends and ruin all the fun by having to head back.
-A character who’s been apple picking and searching for the perfect pumpkin to carve into a jack-o-lantern all day is getting desperate from all the apple cider they’ve been drinking. There’s sadly no bathroom there. On the way home, they end up having to stop on the aide of the road and pee in the woods which is extremely scary, especially during the Halloween season.
I’ll probably make a part 2 for this if I think of more. I really like these and I hope they can help people get some inspiration or just get them in the Halloween mood.
Now that we’re back to Caretaker’s main timeline I thought about how Asriel got his infamous scar. I think almost everyone (including me) believes that it was caused by one of the fallen humans, but I haven’t seen that many people speculate about why a human might have attacked Asriel in the first place. The easy answer would be that the human was just incredibly violent and/or was frightened by Asriel and lashed out, but then I started thinking… could there be a reason for a human to attack Asriel that has little to do with the latter just being violent?
Well, turns out that there is: we know from the game that a human soul alone isn’t enough to cross the barrier; it takes a human absorbing a monster soul or vice versa to cross. Now, in canon, this knowledge came from Alphys, who has spent the better part of her role as a royal scientist studying soul power, but we know from Caretaker’s second interlude that Gaster did the same here. Maybe one of the previous humans learned this information and in an attempt to get back to the surface (and possibly also get away from Chara) tried to take Asriel’s soul. And Asriel would be the easiest candidate, since as a Boss Monster he has a soul strong enough to last some time after death, plus he probably spends more time away from his home than Asgore and Toriel seem to do, leaving him the most likely Boss Monster to run into a desperate human.
TL; DR, Asriel may have been attacked for his soul and that’s why he has a scar. Maybe it’s a bit too early to start thinking about this, but it’s been in my mind for a while so might as well get it out now :P
Camping Antics – ArchiexReader! Mini Fic - Part One.
hey guys, so this is going to be an ArchiexReader! mini fanfic, probably with two or three parts! This was a prompt sent in by @sweetvengeancee so hopefully it does it justice haha. Part one is basically setting up the storyline :) If you’d like to be added to the taglist, please hit me up, and also send me some feedback in my ask! :)
Summary: (Y/N) and the others go camping, which leads to Archie and (Y/N) sharing a tent for a night ;)
Warnings: THIS FIC WILL CONTAIN SMUT. There are hints of smut in this part, but please be warned, that the second part will definitely be smutty. Could I say smut any more? Yes, yes I could.
The sky was an inky, midnight blue with tiny pin-pricks of
bright white. The chill in the air was evident by the visible clouds of our
breath that enveloped our faces. We sat around the small campfire that Betty
had expertly lit, and the smell of toasted marshmallows wafted through the air.