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Happy Birthday to David Dastmalchian, an amazing and humble human being who is passionate about acting, comic books, his family & his fans.

mental health problems +love = not as crazy as everyone would think

when people think of mentally ill relationships they think of harley and the joker and all kinds of evil. A relationship of bipolar, transgender ,adhd, anxiety disorder autism ,sleep disorder guy, with a mentally ill girl. who has different “scary “ mental illnesses. When people see us walk down the street no one goes “oh no its the scary ill broken couple “. Were just people right now as i right this my girl friend is in the bath and were skyping in a non sexual way, Just spending time together. Our six months is next month but its not like we THOUGHT it was 3 days ago . Its not like i bought her flowers and chocolates and we celebrated our 6 months alll day before we were going to bed.  she said “i cant believe we’ve been together since april 15th” and i said “what we started dating on MAY 15th or else we would have been dating for my 17th birthday and after a whole day of celebration “. Okay so maybe that did happen and maybe we have bumped teeth a bunch and are learning to adapt to each others sensory problems. She hates gel and i cant stank chalk. We learn each others trauma and trigger words .Shes been the biggest support in my life ive always been “THE weird kid” but we are so weird ! Together at a pride festival we went to she was eating and basicly asked how my armpit hair looked . We were sitting elbow to elbow keep in mind shes eating and i dont think about it put my armpit in her face and she goes “niccceeee “ then bites into her quesadilla.  She just belched on camera and i said “nicccccccceeeee” Both of us have been told that we have more adult conversations than most  of the adults that other adults talk to. But yes there are the rough nights where we are both in tears, the nights where the pain we’ve faced just feels like so much. for me all i needed was to know im not alone i love my girlfriend so much !

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anonymous asked:

Mirio with a crush on someone that doesn't like their birthday. Like s/o just always has a shitty day. Most of the time they get sick or just the day sucks so what's the point in telling people about a day they're not looking forward to? Like my birthday is in February the first year I didn't get sick on it I ended up standing out in Canadian winter and missed 6 buses straight because people crowded in them and the people they knew were talking about molestation tv specials and vodka? Liek why?

So I just realized that you said crush but I made it a fluffy s/o thing where they live in an apartment or something together I hope thats alright!

Also yikes that sounds so shitty, its not my birthday but if it had been this past week I would’ve hated it too because thats pretty much how my days have been recently. Also if anyone wants me to do a scenario where someone is sick I’ll gladly do that bc I’m currently sick rn so it’ll be accurate lol.

I’m not as used to writing Mirio yet, but I hope you like it! If not you can always request it again ^.^


“HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Y/N)!!!!” Your boyfriend was ecstatic the moment you walked through the door. You, on the other hand, looked exhausted, not to mention dripping wet from head to toe, despite the lack of rain outside. There was a split second pause where Mirio took in your disheveled appearance before rushing over to you, “Oh man, babe are you okay? What happened?” The concern in his eyes reminded you that he was here for you, you were allowed to relax, the very thought had you burying your face in his chest.

“My birthday always sucks,” your voice was muffled and shaking slightly as you shivered from the cold. That was it. Mirio effortlessly picked you up and began to carry you towards your room in one smooth motion. After retrieving the fluffiest towels he could find from the the linen closet for you, he left you to dry yourself off, promising he’d be right back.

He returned with dinner and your favorite warm drink to find you drying your hair with a towel, wearing one of his old sweaters. Grinning at your wardrobe choice, Mirio handed you the warm plate of food.

“Feeling any better?” he sat down on the bed behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you close.

“Mhmm,” you swallowed your food before replying, “All thanks to my amazing boyfriend of course,” at that he kissed your shoulder gently. You set the now empty plate on the dresser beside the bed, muttering that you’d better go put it in the sink, but your boyfriend jumped up in protest.

“No I can do it! Plus I have to get you desert!” he rushed out of the room before you could explain that you didn’t really need desert. You knew he’d always be this way, fretting over you and waiting on you hand and foot. It wasn’t bad, you just wished that he’d let you do things for him too sometimes. Your train of thought was interrupted when your eye caught Mirio’s bright hair as he walked into the room, a plate in one hand and a brightly wrapped box in the other. On the plate was a beautifully decorated cupcake with a single lit candle in the middle. Placing the box to the side, your boyfriend held the cupcake to you.

“I wasn’t sure if you wanted a big cake since you told me not to go all out for your birthday, but I had to make you some kind of cake,” he blushed happily when you accepted the pastry, “Make a wish (Y/N).” You thought for a moment before blowing out the candle.

“I wished for-”

“Hey, wait, you can’t say it! Otherwise it won’t come true!” you simply giggled at Mirio’s panicked expression.

“It doesn’t matter,” you pressed the pad of your finger into the frosting and gently poked some onto the tip of his nose, “I got everything I wished for.” you stuck your finger in your mouth to clean off the excess frosting. A minute later your boyfriend had pulled you into his arms happily.

“That was the cheesiest thing you’ve ever said,” He laughed.

“Oh right like you can talk!” you tousled his hair while kissing the frosting off his nose. When you leaned back he playfully pushed you back into the pillows, lying down next to you smiling.

“Thats fair. Why don’t you open your present?” he suggested but you just snuggled closer to him, yawning a bit.

“Maybe in a little while, right now I just want to cuddle with my adorably cheesy boyfriend.” you smiled into his neck as you heard him let out a breathy laugh.

“Well it is you birthday, I guess I can’t refuse.”

ok i tell this story so much but we’re getting close to the 4th (american independence day) and so my mom was like. never big on the idea of the 4th bc of the history of it. so when there was fireworks she’d always say “its for your birthday! blue is ur favorite color and theres so many blue fireworks” and til i was 6 i was completely convinced they were for my birthday and she referred to it as “avery’s birthday eve”

alytigger  asked:

LAURA ITS MY BIRTHDAY! I'm 20 today, but it feels kinda fake??? Is this how all of my birthdays will feel from now on??? I don't like it...

((OOC: Dude, let me tell you, one of the biggest shames about growing up is that birthdays lose a bit of their magic. That just means, though, that you need to get yourself more hyped! Because do you know what??

TODAY, YOU COMPLETED ANOTHER FULL ROTATION OF THE SUN. WHO ELSE ON HERE CAN SAY THAT ABOUT TODAY?

Here’s another thing, on the day you were born, this was the phase the moon was in:

http://www.moongiant.com/phase/8/6/1997

ISN’T THAT INCREDIBLY FUCKING COOL?? That’s the moon you became a human being under!

AND!

AND!

HERE IS A GODDAMN CAKE!

In my mind, I am sharing this cake with you while I force a birthday hat on your head and throw confetti everywhere.

Happy birthday, you glorious creature!!

it only makes sense that someone (robin de jesus) who deserves the sun (robin), the stars (de), and the moon (jesus) has his birthday fall on the day of a spectacular, once in a lifetime solar eclipse I mean honestly

Questions Tag.

Another one! Tagged by @its-an-isfp-yo @typologyindex and @enfjdude so I´ll do all in one

Rules: answer 29 questions and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better.

1. Nicknames: Val

2. Gender: Female 

3. Star sign: Virgo

4. Height: 165 cm

5. Time: 9:50 am

6. Birthday: September 14th

7. Favorite bands: twenty one pilots, Oasis, Green Day and One Direction

8. Favorite solo artists: Lana Del Rey, Halsey, Dua Lipa, Ariana Grande and Shawn Mendes

9. Song stuck in my head: Sofie by The Crookes

10. Last movie I watched: Legally Blonde, it’s one of my faves

11. Last show I watched: Genius, about Albert Einstein. I don’t watch many series/TV

12. When did I create my blog: August this year

13. What do I post:I mostly reblog things. MBTI + Enneagram and aesthetic

14. Last thing I googled: “why Rick and Morty is super scientifical” I wanted to know if people thought the same as I did (hint: they do :0 it sucks)

15. Do I have any other blogs: I discovered tumblr only a while back so this is my only one

16. Do I get asks: Not really, but it’s so much better than getting hate asks about why I agree with aviesaurum 

17. Why I chose my url: Because I have lust for everything in life, in every sense of the word. I also love Space a lot so… galactic. It’s a lust as big as the galaxies lol

18. Following: 400

19. Followers: 320

21. Average hours of sleep: 7 hours and 3-4 hours when I have a lot of homework

22. Lucky number: 7

23. Instruments: I only play the violin. I also know the basics of guitar but like who doesn’t. I want to learn more though! I just have to make the time for it…

24. What am I wearing: Sweatpants and a sweater, it’s a lazy day lol

25. Dream job: A commercial pilot! like I HAVE to get there and I’m going to work hard for it. But also a rocket scientist, I want to do a specialization on that when I finish my current career :”)

26. Dream trip: Skydiving in Dubai! But as I’ve said before, I basically want to travel all around the world 

27. Favorite food: uhh I love all food. But probably smoothies

28. Nationality: Colombian - South American

29. Favorite song right now: Mi Gente by J Balvin


Tagging:  most people I wanted to tag have already been tagged :( but @laurelradiance @gushas @sbluhm100 @aleydestone @sopranoentravesti @neon-lake @dulcetlips @nicetrytopredictme @myujikkuchan @ashtheisfp @kankhen @nonlinearfluctuations @zypdx @epiphanicwiring @seasons-of-stories @perfect-poisons @waxsimulacra @enfj-dreams and @infjingaround

Ok so I was tagged by @bisexual-eponine (sorry for reblogging it so late I was off Tumblr for some days)

Rules: Answer 30 questions about yourself and tag 30 other blog you’d like to get to know better (I added two more because it wasn’t adding upto 30 questions and I wouldn’t want to disappoint my readers)

1. nickname: I don’t really have a nickname but people call me eesh occasionally

2. gender: cis female

3. sexuality: bisexual AF

4. star sign: Scorpio

5. height: 4’ 9" (smol kid)

6. time: 1.20 am (also its Diwali here Happy Diwali!)

7. birthday: 24th October (birthday twins with the amazing @ishouldbestudyingrightnowtbh)

8. favourite bands: TOO MANY~ Kings Of Leon, Hiatus Kaiyote, Paramore, Oh Wonder, Fall Out Boy, MCR, All Time Low, Imagine Dragons, Coldplay, The Lumineers, The Neighborhood, Arctic Monkeys and more…

9. favourite solo artist(s): Sam Smith, Lorde, Taylor Swift, Hozier, George Ezra, and more..

10. song stuck in my head: Tik Tok - Ke$ha (we were listening to old songs in the car today and this brought back memories :’))

11. last movie I watched: I hardly watch movies but I watched like 10 mins of Jumanji yesterday does that count?

12. last show I watched: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (and what an episode!)

13. when did I create my blog: I don’t remember I guess it was sometime between 2014 and 2015.

14. what do I post about: everything and anything I like: dogs, TV shows, books, fandoms, bands, aesthetics, shitposts, MEMES

15. last thing I googled: Gina Knows Best Hoodie (I NEED IT)

16. do I have any other blogs: yess I own @slytherqxn (it follows a nice theme I like it) and @karasuno-fiight but both are currently inactive. still, check them out!

17. do I get asks: Nah

18. why I chose my url: The TARDIS is blue. Percy likes blue. Hence ~percylikesthebluetardis (it was also my alias on a shared fandom ig account)

19. following: 384

20. followers: 71

21. average hours of sleep: 5-6 hours

22. lucky numbers: don’t believe in them

23. instruments: piano and a little bit of guitar

24. what I’m wearing: my sleepwear: shorts and a tshirt

25. dream job: Working at Google. (but a tiny part of me wants to be a travel blogger)

26. dream trip: obviously, a world tour. But first, Andaman and Nicobar Islands.

27. favourite food: Maggi (kind of an Indian ramen)

28. nationality: I think you should’ve guessed it by now.

29. favourite song right now: Always was and always will be- Chasing Cars By Snow Patrol

30. last book I read: Angels and Demons by Dan Brown

I’d love to hear about @consultingpals @emalye @lucitaelle @colourofoctober @flaming-toenails

ok yall i was tagged by my PRECIOUS CHILD ERIN aka @i-admire-enjolras so im gonna do it here!! 

1. nicknames: literally all my mutuals call me Teo
2. gender: female
3. star sign: gemini!!
4. height: 6′0, im like the Tallest of all the historical screaming children
5. time: 1:32pm
6. birthday: 15th of June
7. favorite bands: lmao i have been listening to only musical for past year so MY FAVE MUSICALS ARE THE GREAT COMET, LES MIS AND HAMILTON (not in specific order)
8. favorite solo artists: ummmm…. 
9. Song stuck in my head: Moscow- The Great Comet
10. last movie i watched: i cant think of anything but that Ben Franklin documentary I watched on History few days ago
11. last show i watched: Republic (its series of documentaries about Republic of Ragusa)
12. when did i create my blog: About this time last year!!
13. what do i post: mostly history and les mis and other classic lit shit (and some musicals sometimes)
14. last thing i googled: Treaty of Paris 
15. do i have any other blogs: nope
16. do i get asks: i do sometimes!! but i wish i got them more!! pls ask away
17. why i chose my url: my friend thought it would be nice and i loved it
18. following: 715
19. followers:
299 im smol
21. average hours of sleep: about 6 recently, im getting better tbh
22. lucky number: 13
23. instruments: is used to play the violin
24. what am i wearing: blue tshirt and pjs
26. dream job: i would like to major in history but what next??? no idea
27. dream trip: UM JUST TAKE ME ANYWHERE AND ILL HAVE GREAT TIME
28. favorite food: pasta
29. nationality: European (i lowkey dont wanna share my exact nationality sorry i feel exposed but its not your fault ily)
30. favorite song right now: Charming- The Great Comet

OKAY I TAG PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLLS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD @charliebrxdburys @clint-bartcn @a-random-girl-with-a-random-blog @historical-revolution @thehistoryfangirl12 @muse-of-anarchy @qawango @maryabolkonskaya @deladova @historicalgays and everyone else  who wants to do it!! have a great day

One Bad Night

Not only did she get booted out of a lyft but upon stumbling onto the curb she broke her heel. She glared at her best friend Amber who shrugged. “What that fuckin guys was a misogynistic dick! I wont have someone critisizing my choices in showing my body just because he’s a prick.”
Y/n closed her eyes “how far are we from the club?” She sighed with an edge of anger lacing her voice. “Are you mad at me it sounds like you’re mad at me…?” Amber pried. Y/n let out a long sigh. Youre goddamn right im mad (is what she wanted to say) however she shook it off and asked again. “How far are we from the club?”
Amber looked at maps on her phone and scrunched her nose. “About 6 blocks?”
Fuck you Am. “How am I supposed to walk 6 blocks on a broken heel?” Y/ N asked. Amber fished through her purse “dont worry ive got back ups. What kind of friend would I be if I didnt have back ups?” The kind of friend to have me out here on my birthday ruining my favorite pumps and having to fricken exercise in tight jeans and a crop top thats what. Y/n kept it to herself and took the black patent leather flats.

By the time theyd made it to the club y/n had shoved her long beautiful mane into a bun disregarding the time spent curling and styling that she did earlier. Its bad enough Amber scared the fuck out of her while she was curling her hair leaving a burn the size of the state of California on the back of her neck. She hoped no one would notice. Upon approaching the lengthy line they ambled up to the bouncer who hardly looked up from their clip board. “Back of the line.” They said in a droll tone. “Arent you gonna like…” Amber started “back of the line like everyone else.” They said turning the page on the clip board still not looking up. Y/n sighed rolling her eyes and starting off toward the other direction. “This is stupid.” She mumbled. “Hey! If you wouldve worn that sexy black dress that I got you we wouldve already been in there. Who goes out in jeans?” Amber snarked. “Dude! That dress wouldve had my thighs rubbing together like there was no tomorrow especially since your narrow ass had us walking for 6 blocks.”
“Youre always complaining, if I had your body Id be running around naked.” Amber sighed locking arms with her. As soon as Y/n and Amber started toward the back of the line a motor cycle pulled up on the curb. Screams erupted from the back of the line, “what the fuck is happening?” Y/n asked. “Holy shit bitch…” “what???” “Do you not know who that is?”
“Amber I– ”
Amber turned and grabbed y/ns face “your baby daddy in your head…think girl!” “Thats not Jason Momoa…” y/n said. “No bitch the Vanilla one.”
Y/ns eyes went wide as the realization hit her. “No no girl nu-uh.” “Uh yes bitch.”
He approached the front of the line as they were leaving. “Where are you going?” He said to Y/n scanning her up and down before giving her his signature smile. Amber grabbed her arm and whispered “bitch Chris Evans just gave you THE LOOK.”
Y/n elbowed her. “We were headed to the back, yknow rules.”
“No that idiot bouncer doesnt know a goddess when he sees one!” Amber barked loud enough for the bouncer to hear. Y/n closed her eyes and let out a sigh. “Well I sure as hell do.” Chris said, still looking dead at y/n. He was looking at her like he already knew what she looked like under her clothes. She crossed her arms feeling suddenly vulnerable in her crop top. “Why dont you come in with me?” He said holding out his hand. Y/n turned to Amber who nudged her on.

The two women followed Chris into the club, about half way toward Chris’ booth Amber disappeared. Of fucking course when she actually needed Amber and her forever running mouth she was gone. Now she had to talk to him. What the fuck is she gonna say? Thoughts bombarded her ‘I hope I didnt sweat off my makeup.’ ’ I hope I still smell good..’ ‘what do I even say to him???’. He stopped and guided her to sit down with his hand at the small of her back. She sat down and undid the bun at the top of her head allowing her thick dark hair cascade down her shoulder. He watched in awe as she adjusted herself. “Wow.” He said breathlessly. She smiled softly “what?” “You’re so beautiful…” he said eyeing her. She let out a small chuckle. “And here i was thinkin you felt bad for us and had us follow you in.” “No.” He laughed. “I just. I dont know I dont see a lot of girls like you anymore. I really wanted to meet you.” He said.
“What do you mean girls like you?” She said quirking an eyebrow. “You’re just everything. You’re genuine and gorgeous. Its refreshing.”
She rolled her eyes “shut up.”
“I mean it.” He laughed. “Come on I’ll order us some drinks.” He said soflty brushing his hand over hers. Shivers ran down her spine.

“You know what I didnt even want to come out tonight.” She said taking a sip of her third drink. “No?” “Nuh-uh its my birthday I wanted to stay home and order thai food and watch x-files all day then get a little drunk and eat icecream.” She giggled. He smiled at her “what happened?” “I got fuckin dragged out here by my friend, and she argued with the lyft, uber, whatever the fuck, point is she fought the guy for like 20 minutes and he dropped us off like 6 blocks away and i fucked up a pair of $500 shoes.” She said. “Oh no.” He laughed. “Shush those were my favorite pumps they were sparkly red platforms and now theyre in Ambers purse probably getting granola crumps in them.” She said finishing her drink.

He sighed and finished his own. “Well the night of your birthday doesn have to be a total disaster. ” he said rubbing her thigh. She looked at him raising her eyebrows. “We can still get you that thai food.” He said grinning. She laughed “I cant leave Amber here.” She said stroking his hand. “She left you with me, she got you kicked out of an uber, I think its fine with the party gods if you ditch her just this one time.” He said. She sighed he was right this whole night all she had been doing was getting y/n in messy situations. Besides she wouldve done the same thing if she’d gone home with somebody. “Okay fine.” She smirked. He laughed before pulling her out of the booth. He left money at the table for their drinks and the two weaved out of the club. They made it back to his bike. He gave her his helmet and let her wear his leather jacket. The two of them peeled down the streets. This was exciting the speed of his bike, the smell of his cologne the brisk night air. This was turning out better than she thought. The two stopped at a hole in the wall thai place. The two took their orders to go and he drove them to his place. “Jesus, swank digs my guy.” She sighed upon seeing his house. He chuckled at her, “I guess you can say that.” “I guess? Bruh your house can eat mine and have my truck for desert.” She groaned. He pulled her into him and kissed her “I’m hoping I can just have you for desert instead.” He grinned at her deer in the head lights expression. “Oh…” was all she could manage. He unlocked the door letting her in and following close behind his chest grazing her back. Shivers ran down her spine as his hands ghosted over her exposed waist gently digging into the warm soft flesh. He dipped down and nuzzled the back of her neck taking in the scent of coconut and rose emanating from her thick dark hair. His teeth clipped her neck. She turned to face him standing what would be chest to chest if he hadnt been so goddamn tall. Her hands splayed across his chest as she peered up at him. Even in the dimly lit foyer she could see the color in his eyes go from sky blue to oceanic as they darkened with lust. She was surprised and proud of her self. She never thought someone like him would be looking at her like their last supper. “Are you gonna stand there staring at me or are ya gonna do something?” She smirked. With that he set the food down on the floor and picked her up hauling her into the living room. She shrieked letting out high pitched giggles as he squeezed her butt with his free hand. He lobbed her dowb on the couch before straddling her. “Tell me birthday girl.” He started before taking off his shirt. “What do you want?” He smiled down at her. She covered her mouth as a moan left her lips as she scanned the glorious expanse of muscle infront of her. “Oh damnit. That…that right there is just straight up rude. ” she said “what?” “That!” She said hitting his chest. “You are way too damn fine, just ….“she trailed off as her hands wandered about his chest. Him chuckling drew her out of her daze. Her eyes snapped up at him. He dipped down to kiss her. “I could say the same for you, doll.” He said grabbing her by the back of the legs and pulling her closer to him. “Shut up.” She groaned as he peppered kisses about her neck. She could feel him smile against her skin. “You never told me what you wanted for your birthday.” He said letting his hands crawl up her thighs. Heat pooled in between her legs as she searched for the words to say to him. He teased her with his denim clad bulge gliding against her cunt. “Whatever you got is what I want.” She said carding her fingers through his hair. “Yeah?” He said nipping at her neck again “yeah, surprise me.” She said grinding against him as his lips clamped down hard over her collar bone. He unbottoned her jeans letting her wriggle out of them before releasing her neck from his lips. “Well on my birthday a big fantasy I have…I getting fantastic head.” He grinned inching his way down her body. “Really?” She giggled as his fingers hooked her black thong. “Definitely. ” he peeled them down her thighs. She beamed at him as he disappeared in between her thighs ghosting his lips over her cunt before planting sloppy kisses about her warm thighs. She twitched and he hadnt even tasted her yet. She knew she was in trouble by the way he gripped her thighs holding onto them tight before drawing a broad stripe over her heat. She wiggled toward him, he looked up at her with a shit eating grin before giving little kitten licks on her aching clit. She smiled at him before tugging his short blonde hair. He gasped and let his mouth hang open as his tongue darted over her. She rolled her eyes “fuckin tease.” “The build up is my favorite part” he chuckled before swiping his tongue over her heat. He caressed her thighs as he drew the soft bud into his mouth rolling it in between his lips and tongue. Christ the boy had skills! She thought. He varied speeds as he alternated between licking and sucking using her sounds as cues as to what worked best. She hit a fever pitch as his finger slid inside of her he pumped slowly curling his finger againsy her g-spot. She let out a throaty cry as her back arched up off the couch. “Oh oh oh oh n..oh my god.” She moaned as he sucked and continued to curl his finger adding another for good measure causing her to grip his hair and pull hard. He winced and replied by pinching her clit with his lips. He could feel her clench and flutter around his fingers. He picked up speed moving to the rhythm of the soft “oh…oh…oh ooh! oh! oh!” Coming from Y/N. She came hard he could feel her gush around his knuckles. He drew his fingers out of her slowly watching her body flicker he licked her juices clean off his hand before wiping his lips with the back of the opposite hand. She was flush, her chest heaving a soft sheen of sweat making her skin glimmer. He kissed her. She pulled him into her wrapping her arms around him and jamming her tongue into his mouth. The kiss was hot and dirty, tongues swapping their different tastes into eachothers mouths he groaned into the kiss as she sucked his tongue. She pulled away to catch her breath staring with lust blown eyes at the dazed adonis ontop of her. “I can still have anything I want?” She breathed. “Y-yea.” He stammered. She pulled him closer so that she could whisper in his ear. “I want you inside of me.” She caressed the shell of his ear with her tongue illicting shivers from Chris. “I can do that.” He answered. He pulled off of her and fished in his pocket for a condom before peeling out of his jeans. There was a dark mark on the front of his jeans. “Did you?” She chuckled “Did I cum in my pants listening to you? Yes, yes I did. It doesnt help that.” He rolled on the condom as she took off her shirt “that you sound like a porn star and taste like heaven.” He said yanking her toward him by the backs of her legs making her slide down the couch. She giggled as his lips met hers again while he alligned his hips with hers. She gasped as he slid inside bottoming out in her wetness. He stuck his tongue in her mouth causing her to continue kissing him. “How do you want?..” he tried to continue speaking but she felt too good. “Slow, deep…” she groaned as he moved in and out each thrust deeper than the last. He felt her nails claw into his shoulders in respinse to the pain he slammed into her. She yelped pulling him in. “Yeah, pull me in, pull me in it feels good when you…” he moaned as she matched pace she wrapped her legs around him rolling her hips against his thrusts. “Fuck you feel…y/n you feel so…” she cut him off with her lips crashing on his. “Oh Chris, fuck…just…oh my God…I ..” “what is it baby? What do you need?” “I want..i want. I” she broke off with a long moan. Her hand gripped the back of his neck “harder please.” “You got it.” He bore into her. She screamed as he continued to slam into her filling her to the hilt “Im fuckin close please…oh pleease.” “Mhmm. I can feel it.” He continued feeling the familiar presure of her walls clenching around him. It was so different feeling it around his cock than around his fingers. She was going to make him cum before he could get her there. He kissed her messily as she tried to kiss back in between moans. He collapsed holding her closer to him and deepenig the angle fucking her desperately, spurred on by her sounds of ecstasy. “Chris.” She let out in a long whine.“Y/n?” “Chris.Chris. Chris…oh fuck.” She cried. Her walls fluttered about his cock as she spilled over onto his pelvis. He chased after her as she kissed him softly, peppering hot kisses about his neck and collar. She bit down as he grabbed her ass for leverage she could feel his thrusts becomming erratic. “Kiss me.” He ordered. She did kissing him hard their tongues meeting once again until his mouth went slack and his thrusts became sloppy as he came gripping onto her fucking through his orgasm. Watching him come was enough to illict one more sneaky orgasm from Y/n as he melted into her arms kissing her sloppily. He remained inside of her for a while letting her smooth down his matted hair. “Happy birthday.” He murmured. She let out a ragged laughand kissed the top of his head. “I’ll be right back.” He said before getting up and trotting off to the downstairs bathroom to dispose of the condom. He made his way back with the almost forgotten thai food and their drinks. “There’s a blanket on the back of the couch.” He said jutting his chin toward the soft grey and white blanket. She wrapped herself up and waited for him to settle down next to her. “I guess you’ve already figured out that you’re spending the night.” He said passing her the bag with the thai food. “Hey, as long as you have netflix I’m not complaining.” She shrugged. He chuckled before kissing her one more time.

@georghiousophia : Hey I love your writing !!!!! It’s so good. And I was wondering if you could do a avengers/ Loki one shot for me as its the readers birthday and she didn’t want to tell the others because she thought they had better things to do but Loki remembers and although he knows all the avengers dislike him he comes to Midgard and then there is loads of fluff happens ??? Sorry if this sucks its my 16 birthday and I just wanted a birthday imagine 😂😂😂 xx

TITLE: Four notes
CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: One shot
AUTHOR: Admin RCN
WORD COUNT: 1293
ORIGNAL IMAGINE: N/A
NOTES/WARINGS: This was sent like 6 months ago xD It’s probably approaching your next birthday haha! Hope you had a good day!

I changed this up a bit. Loki is training to be an Avenger. No one likes him and still haven’t forgiven him for New York blah blah blah. All the over-used Loki story stuff XD


You groaned as you sat up in bed. It was that one day of the year you dreaded – your birthday. It’s not like you didn’t enjoy the day! On the contrary you loved the presents, the party, the fact that you’ve managed to make it through another year of you life! You just felt as if it was a burden to your friends considering they were all so busy. They were the Avengers after all. Due to this, you never told anyone when your birthday was. Of course Nick Fury knew, it was in your records. But he promised that he would not tell a soul. A promise he had kept.

You got up and tamed your hair before throwing on a pair of jeans and t-shirt and walked down to the kitchen. You looked a mess, but so did everyone else in the tower at this time in the morning.

“Here comes the lady of the hour!” Tony called happily as you walked into the kitchen. Shit, did he know? Clint and Bruce were sat at the table with Tony and all were watching you with large smiles on their faces. You shot them a confused look and Tony tutted. “Have you really forgotten? We’re all going on a mission later so you’re in charge of Loki.” You thanked Fury in your head for still not telling anyone about your birthday.

“And why does that make me the lady of the hour?” You asked confused as you began making your breakfast.

“Because you have to look after Loki.” Clint said as if it was obvious. “By yourself. That’s a task and a half alone.”

“I’m not exactly looking after him. I’m just going to be in the same building as him. Besides, Fury is visiting me later to brief me on a supposed mission.” You lied. Nick Fury always sees you on your birthday. Since no one else ever knew when your birthday was, he always made sure to at least give you a card.

“Stark, Banner, Barton, come on!” Steve said as he walked into the kitchen. “We need to leave. Now!” The three Avengers who were sitting at the table with you quickly stood and walked away with Steve, each giving you a goodbye wave as they left – Clint giving you his usual hug. They wouldn’t be back for at least a week and you had to admit, you wished they knew about your birthday. Maybe you could have had a party last night! But you knew deep down that they were too busy getting ready for the mission.

You finished breakfast and after washing everything up, you walked back to your room to fix yourself up. You put on your gym clothes and put your hair up properly before walking to the gym. Someone was always in there so now that they were all gone, you had it all to yourself. You were slightly annoyed you didn’t get to go with them but someone had to stay behind to make sure Loki doesn’t leave Stark Towers. No one wanted to but Thor and Thor couldn’t be trusted alone with him since they were related so it was left to you.

A couple of hours passed and you still hadn’t actually made it to the gym. You decided to catch up on your favourite television program instead.

“You’re in your workout clothes but I assumed sitting down was not exercise.” You internally groaned when you heard Loki’s voice. You and him got along together but you just wanted to be alone.

“I’ve got a week to do some.” You grinned, knowing you probably won’t. Loki chuckled and sat next to you on the sofa.

“Oh, I don’t mean to disturb your program but-“ He pulled something out of his pocket. “Happy birthday.” You looked between his face and the present and saw he was being serious.

“How the hell did you know it was my birthday?” You asked, cautiously taking the present in case it was a prank.

“When Fury briefed me on you Avengers, your birthday appears on your file.”

“Damn.” You sighed. You assumed Fury has removed it.

“Why didn’t you say anything?” He asked and you shrugged. “You know that present isn’t anything bad. This isn’t one of my tricks.” You watched him suspiciously but opened the box anyway. At first you were a little bit confused but once you looked properly you were slightly upset. There were four pieces of paper, each with a little note scribbled on it.

‘Show this when you don’t want Loki near you for 24 hours’

‘One free punch’

‘Show this when you don’t want Loki near you for the rest of the day’

‘Show this when you want Loki to leave the room for the specified number of hours.’

“I don’t get it?” You said, looking at the notes again.

“You guys are always complaining about me being around so…” He gestured to the card. “Since I can’t leave to get you a real present I thought these would do.” He got up and gave you a small smile. “I’ll leave you to your… Whatever you’re doing.” You watched him walk away and felt almost sorry for the God. You still hadn’t forgiven him for New York but that was over four years ago now and he was truly trying.

“Loki, stay here.” You said. He turned around and it was his turn to look confused. “You’re not a burden to me.” You tapped the seat next to you. “Come watch this with me.” He hesitated at first. No one but Thor was nice to him. “I don’t bite.” You laughed. This seemed to convince him and he joined you. “You can have these back.” You said, handing him his notes back. “It’s a sweet gesture but I would never use them.”

“Thanks.” He said a little bit awkwardly as he took the four pieces of paper off of you.

“Oh actually!” You called, taking one back. “I want to use this one now.” Loki looked away and was about to get up, assuming it was one saying leaving you alone for twenty-four hours but instead you punched him as hard as you could on his arm. “That was for New York.” You laughed.

“Remind me not to get in a fight with you.” Loki laughed, sitting back down next to you and rubbing his arm.

You both spent the rest of that day – and most of that week – sitting in the lounge watching that program. It was amusing to watch Loki’s life slowly get ruined by a program. Another good thing had happened though. Loki promised that the day he was allowed to go outside, he was going to take you out for a proper birthday dinner.


AN: Sorry, fluff is not my best thing. I’m better at angst aha.

Tagged by the fantabulous @timportant!! thank u friendo! So ur supposed to answer the questions, make up 11 of ur own, and tag 11 more ppl yeah?

1. What’s your guilty pleasure?

Is chocolate a guilty pleasure

2. Got an aesthetic? If so, what is it?

nope

3. If you could pick any person in the world to hang out with, who would it be and why?

Wonder Woman. Have u even seen her?

4. Name a song that makes you feel like you can take over the world.

i really dont listen to music so i dont have one, but id say happy birthday ™ bc its all about me that day yanno?

5. How would your ideal day go?

Well, id win a million dollars, get a’s in all my classes, and be able to watch tv

6. What’s a thing that you hate but yet everyone around you loves it for some reason?

Fandom wise? Well the way they characterize tim and jason and cass. I have alot of feeling towards the fandom characterization, and not very many of them are positive

7. What’s a school subject that you hate(d) the most?

Math

8. Ever done a prank that you’re super proud of? Tell us about it.

@emberflame03 valentines day 2 yrs ago

9. Do you trust anyone with your life?

yeah, like 2 people, one of which are my parents

10. What’s the strangest non-food item that you’ve ever eaten?

Well there was the time I attempted to eat an entire flyer

11. What’s the strangest thing that’s ever happened to you?

Well, there arent alot of things that happen to me, but id say it was the time me and my friend got lost in toon town at disneyland. That was one of the most surreal moments of my life

My questions: 

1. How many sour candies do u think u can eat w/out dying from the sour 

2. What is your favorite comic book?

3. What is something u really admire about a friend?

4. Favorite Flavor of ice-cream? 

5. Have you hated something out of sheer spite?

6. What is your least favorite type of food?

7. Is using the word ‘bamboozled’ in common vernacular a good idea?

8. Who is your favorite superhero?

9. What is your favorite type of fabric

10. Are colors a social construct?

11. Do you think 11 questions are too much to ask?

I tag: @emberflame03 @y2klaughtrack @cat-blob @captaincatpie @misha-berry @ushijimaexe @countlessdaydreams @gossipsoundsgood @pastelvolleyballs @lesbianjason @fuyunoakegata

Title; time travel

Description; Dan doesn’t know how he’s somehow in the year 2015 sitting in the middle of a stranger’s house. (Or the one in which 2009 Dan time travels and meets 2015 Phan.)

Wordcount; 1400+

A/N; I got this prompted so I thought I should write it cause why not. It’s not really a drabble, but um. I guess I’m making up for the day that I missed yesterday? (also I’m looking for prompts, so if you want smth short written I could write it maybe..) 

15 days of drabbles; day 9

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Happy Birthday, listenforthelove! :3 I saw it’s your birthday today, and I wanted to draw something for you. Sorry it’s no Kingdom Hearts crossing over, but I hope you’ll also like a NezuShi pic. Have a great day! ^^

so i started watching xiuhan and yunjae videos again bc whats worse than to torture my broken heart and then i realized xiuhan is like a mini version of yunjae then i started searching for xiuhan and yunjae and just literally mindblown my self bc


1. apart from them being the oldest in the group

2. both couples are born in the same year (yunjae-1986 ; xiuhan- 1990)

3. their birthdays are even next to each other and its only a few days apart (jaejoong-january 26 ; yunho-february 6 | xiumin-march 26 ; luhan- april 20)

4. yunho is manly and the other one claims he’s manly

5. jaejoong and luhan literally stepped out of a shoujo manga

6. their hugs

7. they love whispering intimately close to each other

???? not sure if luhan’s still whispering or????

8. and staring right into each others soul so deeply in love

9. and of course they have hardcore presidents of the ships.