it's meant to be a funny post so i'd probably be considered as someone who's 'fun at parties'

Saw this post and didn’t feel like responding through reblog b/c of reasons.

…… Actually, it’s the crotchety, conservative, bigoted officials in our government who are keeping people from getting married. The Bible doesn’t say squat about it (at least not explicitly.) But yeah, maybe if the government didn’t incorporate so much of a single religion into their laws and beliefs, we wouldn’t feel the need to microwave pizza on a Bible. :T