it's me with a kitten hahahaha

When Your Friends Know

Friend: *says stupid pun*

Me: “NOOooOo! My (insert Doms name) Already says enough punsss!!”

Friend: “I guess you can say..they like PUNishing you.”

Me: *Nervous laughter*

Kinky friend: “HAHAHAHA ITS LIKE THEY KNOW, BUT DONT KNOW.”

anonymous asked:

Remember the black cat from owaranai seraph, that guren snuggled with? headcanon, that guren adopted it and everyone loves it, the kitty is like a mascot. its super cute and fluffy and adorable. It mewls really cutely at them. noone knows that the kitten is saying stuff like "give me food, you Bastard." "where did you get this crappy food from,you little piece of shit?!" in cat language

im actually cackling so hard right now, you deserve a gold star for this.

cat: mew mew

yuu: awww look, she wants cuddles *cuddles kitty*

what the cat actually says: dumbass bitch go fix your hair, have you seen yourself in a mirror?

OK SO LEMME TELL YOU ALL A STORY SO I WAS WALKING TO SCHOOL WITHA  FRIEND AND AS WE WERE WALKING I SAW THIS LITTLE TINY WHINY BLACK THING ON THE SIDE OF A DRIVEWAY AND WHEN I WALKED FURTHER I REALISED IT WAS A KITTEN AND I MAY HAVE SQUEALED A LITTLE AND RACED OVER TO IT WHERE I PROCEEDED TO SIT ON THE GROUND AND PET IT BUT THEN I WAS LIKE ‘NO THIS ISN’T ENOUGH’ SO I PICKED IT UP AND OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY IT WAS SO FUCKING FLUFFY AND TINY AND IT JUST LOOKED UP AT ME AND MY FACE LOOKS SO RIDICULOUS BUT I WAS HOLDING A FUCKING KITTEN OK IT WAS THE CUTEST FUCKING BALL OF FLUFF EVER AND IT WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL TO LET IT GO AND MY FRIEND AND I ENDED UP BEING LATE FOR SCHOOL