it's makes the game so much fun

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yeah no this isn’t a scene from the game — i’m sure no one thinks it is lmao, but i thought i should let y’all know anyway! basically i spent way too long making a game template for the arcana, with no purpose for it in mind. so i used it to ‘animate’ an asrian prompt fic i wrote a while ago.

there isn’t much else to say lol. i’m pleased with the end result! :^)

the harry potter books rated by Harry's Sass™
  • the sorcerer's stone: dudley asking harry if he wants to practice sticking his head down the toilet and harry replying "no thanks, the poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it - it might be sick" like ooo!!! sick burn!!! good for an 11 year old but overall still in the developmental stage. 6/10
  • the chamber of secrets: dudley (once again lmao get rekt) telling harry "i know what day it is" and harry replying "well done, so you've finally learned the days of the week." lockhart trying to be all Amazing Teacher™ and shit and telling harry "just do what i did, harry!" and harry saying "what, drop my wand?" overall good but not with as much of an Oomph™ factor as the sorcerer's stone. 5/10
  • the prisoner of azkaban: ah yes!!! Harry's Sass™ in its adolescent years!!!! no longer a toddler, now solidly about 11 years old. draco making fun of harry for fainting at the quidditch game bc of the dementors and saying "shame [the broom] doesn't come with a parachute - in case you get too near a dementor." and harry replying "pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, malfoy. then it could catch the snitch for you." 8/10 purely because he fucking MURDERED whiny bitch ass baby malfoy ha ha take that
  • the goblet of fire: a good amount of sass!! a healthy amount of sass! perhaps a bit held back though (come on harry get it together). rita skeeter annoying harry and asking for a word and jk rowling LITERALLY writing "'yeah, you can have a word,' said harry savagely. 'good-bye'" like FUCK he is canon savage in this book!!!! DAMN!!!!! and then he reks malfoy AGAIN "you know that expression [your mother's got], like she's got dung under her nose? has she always looked like that, or was it just because you were with her?" MOTHERFUCK GO OFF 9/10
  • the order of the phoenix: HOLY GRAIL OF HARRY'S SASS™. THE MOTHERLOAD. GOD DAMN. when vernon asks him why he's listening to the news again and harry replies w/ "well, it changes every day, you see." when hermione's warning him about picking fights w/ malfoy bc malfoy will make life hard for him and harry's like "wow, i wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life" like fuck harry!!! tell us how u really feel!!!! literally ANY TIME he talks to an adult he doesn't like. sassing dudley left & right, putting him in his place w/ "this is night, diddykins. that's what we call it when it goes all dark like this" like fuck harry brought out the big guns w/ "diddykins". overall wonderful, truly. a good healthy teenage dose of sass. 100/10
  • the half blood prince: SHIT DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT "THERE'S NO NEED TO CALL ME SIR, PROFESSOR" LIKE FUCK. BEST PART OF THE WHOLE BOOK. OF THE WHOLE SERIES. FUCKING OWNED SNAPE HE'S FUCKIN REKT LYING ON THE FLOOR CRYING DRINKING SOME CHEAP ASS DISGUSTING ASS FIREWHISKEY. BREAKS THE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SCALE SO FAR OFF THE SCALE IT'S ON MARS. INFINITY/10. FUCK.
  • the deathly hallows: "it's time you learned some respect!" "it's time you earned it" sassing the minister of magic hooooooo boy. not much else bc harry's too busy like saving the world and shit. so extra points for multitasking and being an overall well rounded sass-er. 8/10

To anyone who ever said Dream Daddy was pandering to yaoi fangirls: you have no idea how wrong your statement is. This game is so charming and genuine and as someone who’s apart of the LGBT community, a game like this means the world to me. The development team put their heart and soul into this game and they worked their hardest to make it into what it is now. You should be ashamed for even thinking that this game wasn’t genuine. I applaud the Dream Daddy devs for giving us this game, and honestly I hope it inspires more games like it.

  • Person: It's 2017 why do you still play Dragon Age Inquisition so much?
  • Me: Oh you know it's one of my favorites, the graphics are amazing, the story's awesome, you can make so many different choices to change the game, and of course fighting monsters is fun!
  • Me on the inside: Cullen Rutherford, I play for Cullen.
marauders + quidditch commentating

Request: Hi, I love your blog. Could you make some headcanons about funny things at Quidditch games from the Marauders or 2nd Gen? If you could include some funny commentating that’d be great too. Thank you so much if the answer is yes.

I thought this could be fun :D


  • so we know sirius is on the team but if he’s injured he resides to commentating
  • “oh look potter has the quaffle again, what a fucking surprise! you’re not cool, potter!” “fuck you, black!”
  • “that was a foul… or not.” *pretending to cover the mic* “Hey, prof McGee, can we claim that was bias?”
  • “oh sit down Ravenclaws! no one gives a bloody fuck about your team, you’re at the bottom anyway.”
  • sirius, when he actually plays, always goes to the commentators after the game to give his report
  • something like “yeah it was a pretty tough game, the slytherins played a good game, except for maybe Malfoy and the rest of the team. bastards.”
  • *screaming as he runs away from them*
  • “pretty sure potter only joined the team to impress lily” “SIRIUS”
  • random commentators being too scared of sirius to really say anything during the game
  • “Um, Black has the quaffle… his pass is terrible and Wright manages to catch it, uh sorry Sirius”
  • Lily getting sick of it and doing it herself
  • “In an obvious display of foul play, Black kicks Wright in the face. Yes, I’m talking about you, Sirius. Yes, you did! Everyone saw it!”
  • “Potter scores a goal, again. Maybe let the rest of the team have it?’
  • “Potter stop giving the quaffle to Black he keeps losing it! James!”
  • “Potter scores again! Woooo!”
  • “Black is making rude gestures with his broomstick. Sirius, stop it, there are children watching this.”
  • “McGonagall would like it to be known that Black now has a detention. Not my fault, Black.”
  • “Remus is turning red. Not that that has anything to do with this game…”
  • “Hahahaha Potter almost fell off his broom” *trying to cover the mic* “Can someone go see if he’s okay?”
  • “Oh look at that, Ravenclaw is actually winning! What a time to be alive people! Oh shut up, Jacob, you’re the worst one on the team…” “Miss Evans!”
  • *covering the mic* “Jacob, I’m not going on a date with you.” *loudly* “Potter stopped, allowing Reign to get the ball! Potter, what’s wrong with you?”
  • when lily and james are together:
  • “And Potter gets the ball! Come on, James!”
  • “Nice ass, Evans!” “Nice face, Potter!”
  • “Without really considering his actions, Potter ‘accidentally’ hits Lamb where the sun dont shine after shouting some considerably crude comments at the commentators box.” 
Stormblood is almost here!

And I know we are all very very excited to play. I know I will be grinding my way to lvl 70 Bard right away and diving into the story, but there are some things I wanted to mention:

  1. Blood clots are a very real thing. Please take some time out of the grind to stand up, do some stretches and move those muscles.
  2. Stay hydrated. Drink some water, don’t rely on coffee and energy drinks to sustain you, your body needs water. 
  3. Healthy snacks over junk food. Popcorn and chips are great but snacking on some delicious fruits and veggies will give you the energy to grind!
  4. Don’t forget to sleep. Make sure your body gets plenty of rest. Take naps if needed. Do not deprive your body of much needed sleep for some extra levels.
  5. Take care of yourself, don’t forget your meds. Your health comes before a video game!

Stay safe my friends! Have fun! And I can’t wait to see you all in 4.0!

Just some thoughts on DDADDS now that the “hype” has quieted down

Dream Daddy feels like more of a proof of concept than a fully-fledged dating simulator. And even then, with the structure of the game is more like a visual novel than a dating game. The fact that each character only has three dates reminded me of the support system in Fire Emblem games. The characters have three normal/friendly conversations, then suddenly they’re romantic, then they’re married. The actual “romance” aspect of DDADDS seems limited and there doesn’t seem to be enough time to get to know everyone.

Also, I feel like the devs didn’t really know what they wanted to do…

They wanted to make a dating game but gave the player little choice to really be “romantic” and outright made one character un-datable.

They wanted to make the game humorous and light-hearted but also wanted to include a violent “edgy” twist ending.

They wanted to have a good-sized cast but some characters are obviously more fleshed out than others.

They wanted to make a positive game for the LGBT community but included content and themes that, although were cut, are still triggering to those who have been around such environments.

They wanted to make characters that represent a commonly ignored minority group, single gay fathers with families, one of whom is a transgender man, and one of whom is outwardly religious; yet they either only dip their toe into the deeper issue or avoid it altogether. And I’m all for having a purely positive game that offers a sort of escapism from the issues in the real world, the player is still punished for having casual sex and trying to resolve a failing marriage, a marriage where its problems are likely due to the religious background of the two characters.

They made things too complicated and refused to delve deeper into the very themes they brought up, and that bit them in the ass.

Dream Daddy was a fun game, I’ve already spent 9 hours in it and I plan to spend more. But it also has so much missed potential that I really hope it is either expanded upon and fixed in a sequel/DLC or at least inspires other LGBT creators to make their own games and learn from the mistakes in Dream Daddy.

Honestly, what I appreciate the most about Mass Effect: Andromeda is its light-hearted tone. I mean there were some dark moments, but arguably it didn’t get as dark as Dragon Age, Mass Effect 3, or even Mass Effect 2.

There was always this sense of hope and optimism about finding a new home. Yeah, things may have gone totally wrong, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make them better was the overall message I got.

And really, with so many bad things happening in the world right now and too much of our entertainment supposedly being our escapism being dark for the sake of dark, this was something I think a lot of us needed.

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Portraits of Halo

15 years ago today (Nov 15, 2001) Halo and the Xbox were released. At first, i didn’t pay the console, or the game, much mind. I had my doubts about Microsoft and this relatively unknown shooter brought over from the computer world, so i figured i’d give the system a pass for the time being. Over the next few months though, i kept hearing good things about Halo. It got rave reviews in the magazines and a few people i knew played it non stop. But still, i held off. Then one night, i stopped by my friends house to hang out for a bit. After a while, he asked if i wanted to play some games and suggested we dive into a few levels of Halo, Co-op.

We played the first 4-5 areas straight through and about 30 minutes in, i was completely hooked. I can’t overstate the amount of joy and fun i had. Headshotting grunts, driving the warthog off cliffs while blasting the horn, and watching groups of Covenant scatter and curse at me in their alien language as i chucked a grenade right in the middle of them, had me smiling from ear to ear. And playing it all with a friend, cooperatively (which was something i had never really done before), brought the experience to a completely new level. The controls were tight, the AI was fantastic and the levels were massive. I couldn’t ask for much more when it came to gameplay.  

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I’ve been doing a lot of animation recently, so I decided to attempt something for @thearcanagame because I am IN LOVE with julian the game.

I wanted to do it in the same pose and all so it looked… more legit I guess?? I don’t know, but I had fun making it!

Please go download this app, It’s SO good. The art is AMAZING?? and the characters and writing and story are amazing so far as well!!! (Also, The backgrounds in it are #GOALS they make me want to practice scenery and stuff. I normally HATE drawing those ;v;)

The gif isn’t loading on Mobile for me. So if you’re having that issue as well, Sorry!

Calling all fans of Laramie “Lars” Barriga!

Do you love to draw our favorite insecure donut boy? Do ya wanna have a collection of art pieces of our favorite ube roll??? Then do I have a project for YOU!!!

Introducing the Bingo Bongo Zine 2017! A fanzine made to celebrate Lars and his character development throughout the show of Steven Universe. Whether you’ve been a fan since the pilot or just a recent fan, if you love our boy Lars, you are welcome to join!!!

A “Zine” is an art book containing illustrations from a chosen assortment of different artists, usually centered around a specific subject. In short, this will be a book filled with lovely pictures of our good buddy Lars! This is to be printed as a physical, tangible book stuffed full of awesome artwork done by us fans to be enjoyed by adoring eyeballs!

Artist sign ups are officially open, but don’t plan out a big drawing just yet! I know you’re excited, but patience :) Once the group of artists have been hand-picked, I will send you the template and set up of what is needed for the pages to go in the book. We want this baby to be nice and organized so it comes together smoothly.

If this all sounds interesting to ya, then keep reading cuz here is what you need to do: •Send an email to ajwhereartthou@gmail.com with the subject line “Bingo Bongo Zine Application” and include the following!

-The name you’d like to go by! We wanna let everyone know who made that awesome piece of artwork in their book.

-Your tumblr url/or other websites that you use for posting all your rad art. Show me your best and loved works you have to offer!

*Note, please use an email that you frequently check, as that will be my primary way to keep in touch with you!

Artist sign ups will be open from June 1st to July 1st, 12am Cental. So one whole month to send in those submissions! :)

Now for some rules:

* Please keep it PG. We want all Lars fans of all ages to enjoy the Zine. * Try to keep shipping to a minimum. Lars can be drawn hanging out with anyone canon in-show, just try to avoid things being romantic. * The drawings should be POSITIVE. This is to celebrate Lars’ development, and our boy deserves to be happy. So as much as I myself love some angst now and then, we need to keep this happy. * All varieties of Lars are up for drawing as long as it meets the criteria above. From Pilot Lars to Current Lars, to AUs in between, its fair game! * HAVE FUN!!! I want this thing to be fun for all of us, so make sure you’re gonna have fun with it and let that enjoyment show in your work! :3

If you have any question, send us an ask and we will answer it as fast as we can! Now lets start getting out there and drawing!!!

pattheanimator  asked:

Hi Wil. I noticed how bummed you've been about the way Legendary has been handling Tabletop, so I just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy the show. It's still as much of a treat to watch as it ever was, and it's still introducing me and my wife to fun new games. I'd take delayed Tabletop over no more Tabletop any day, but even if you feel you're done with the show, I hope the corporate BS hasn't kept you from feeling proud of all the awesomeness you've created. Thank you for making Tabletop

I appreciate this very much. Thank you.

Sleepovers with NCT Dream

anon asked: Am I allowed to request sleepover/slumber parties with NCT Dream? Just somethin cute n fluffy

okay so i’m not sure if this is like each individual member or with the group as a whole so i did…both? 

uh for each of them the other members aren’t present because just…assume that the specific member kicked them out for the night or they dont wanna bother member/reader haha

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SPN Hiatus Creations || Week Sixteen: Subtext
 ↳ John Winchester did the best he could.
                                  subtext being his best was absolute crap.


I know we as the SPN fandom like our subtext to be of homoerotic nature, but I thought I try something different.
I’m not sure if this even qualifies. probably not.
but let’s all pretend it does

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inFAMOUS: Second Son | iphone wallpapers 24

I want to take this opportunity to announce that this will be my final set of wallpapers for infamous: second son. its been very fun doing these for the past 2 years but I’ve decided that I would end the series now though I may make wallpapers for other games later down the line. Thank you so much for all the people that have supported me through this series and all the people who actually use them! I love you guys!

anonymous asked:

its so fucking funny that paul thinks cody and jessica were "making a mockery of this game" when he was perfectly okay wearing a snake dress and almost wearing fucking black face to make fun of dom. i hate him so much