it's like you're a disease

*Weiss, Yang, and Blake are all in the kitchen at Taiyang's house*
  • Weiss: Yang, got anything to drink?
  • Yang: Yeah, in the fridge.
  • Blake: Hey, Weiss uh grab me a glass of malk.
  • Weiss: *annoyed* I don't have any Malk but I can get you some Milk?
  • Yang: *confused* That's what she just said..
  • Blake: Yeah I just want some malk.
  • Weiss: No, you're saying it wrong. You're saying "malk" like it's a disease.
  • Yang: *chuckling* How do YOU say it?
  • Weiss: I'M saying it the way everyone ought to say it. Milk. M-I-L-K.
  • Yang: Right. Like 2%?
  • Blake: Right. Whole malk.
  • Weiss: *more annoyed* No no no no no. Say "milkshake".
  • Blake: *confused* ..milkshake..
  • Weiss: Ok. Now say "milk".
  • Blake: *still confused* ..malk..
  • Weiss: *defeatedly looks to yang for help* Are you hearing this?
  • Yang: Yeah..She wants a glass of mulk..
  • Weiss: *outraged* Mulk?!
  • Yang: *shouting* Give 'er the mulk, Weiss!
  • Taiyang: *enters the room looking annoyed* Yang. Inside voices please.
  • Yang: *apologetically* Sorry dad. My white friend..
  • Taiyang: *exits*
  • Blake: *yelling louder* WEISS! POUR ME!! A GLASS!! OF MALK!!
  • Weiss: Why are you yelling at me?!
  • Yang: Just give her the freakin' mulk!
  • Weiss: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!!
  • Blake: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, WEISS!!
  • Weiss: *frustrated yelling* NO!! YOU'RE (pointing at Blake) SAYING MALK!! YOU'RE (pointing at Yang) SAYI-
  • Yang: *obnoxious voice* MUUUULLLKKKKK!!
  • Blake: *more obnoxious voice* MAAAAALLLLLLKKKK!!
  • *continue obnoxious taunting*
  • Blake: *surprisingly good opera voice* MMMMAAAAAAAAAALLLLLKKKKK!!
  • Weiss: *done with their shit* SHUT UP!! *pulls out Myrtenaster and waves it around* SHUT! UP!
  • Blake and Yang: *terrified*
  • Weiss: *points Myrtenaster's dust chambers at her head*
  • Blake and Yang: *pull out Gambol Shroud and Ember Celica and point them at Weiss cautiously*
  • Yang: You better put it down, Weiss!
  • Blake: D-Don't do it Weiss!
  • Weiss: *mockingly* You're gonna shoot me if I shoot myself?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!
  • Yang and Blake: *exchange looks*
  • Yang and Blake: *point their weapons at themselves*
  • YANG: PUT IT DOWN WEISS!!
  • Blake: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
  • Weiss: *at both* PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!!
  • Yang: *tearing up* WEISS PUT THE GUN DOWN NOW!!
  • Weiss: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!!!!
  • Blake: YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!! YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!
  • Weiss: *screams*
  • -cut to scroll conversation between Weiss and Blake-
  • Weiss: And then, after that, we pull the trigger. All of us.
  • Blake: *chuckling* No. We are NOT filming something like that..
  • Weiss: Why not?
  • Blake: It's so......Dark, I dunno....
  • Blake: *shoving Zwei into the oven*
  • Blake: *cutesy voice* Nunununu you stay in there.
  • Blake: *closes oven* Weiss I gotta call you back I am REALLY busy.
grey's anatomy // sentence prompts
  • "You didn’t love her. You just didn’t want to be alone. Or maybe she was good for your ego. Or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life, but you didn’t love her. Because you don’t destroy the person that you love."
  • "I love you. In a… really, really big… pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you."
  • "Pick me. Choose me. Love me."
  • "I love you. What the hell is the matter with you that you won’t just let me?"
  • "You don't get to call me a whore."
  • "What about me? What about me when you go to the light? No, I get it. You'll be okay. You'll be fine. But what about me?"
  • "I'll never be able to forgive you for making me love you!"
  • "I feel like I'm moving in slow motion."
  • "You're who I wanna wake up with, and go to bed with, and do everything in between with."
  • "You're my person."
  • "It's easier to be alone."
  • "We're meant to be."
  • "I am so in love with you. You're in me. It's like you're a disease. And I just can't think about anything or anybody. And I can't sleep. I can't breathe. I can't eat. And I just love you. All the time."
  • "Hating you is the most exhausting."
  • "I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke."
  • "When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. So all the boys, and all the bars, and all the obvious daddy issues, who cared? Because I was done. You left me."
  • "Why is the universe so screwed up?"
  • "All my boyfriend's are here!"
  • "It wasn't a date so much as a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience."
  • "You think you broke me? You're the one who put me back together."