Title:Hold the Whipped Cream | Soundtrack | Spanish Translation Art:soulmatecest (aka samteenchester) | (art master post here) Pairing: J2 Rating: NC-17 Warnings: generalized anxiety, non-graphic violence, mentions of past domestic abuse, and excessive schmoopy fluff to the point of overdose (don’t say I didn’t warn you) Word Count: 38,000 Summary: International Best Selling Author Jensen Ackles is all kinds of specific with the details of his life. He likes privacy, writing, and coffee; black, no sugar, hold the cream. He’s become a fixture at the local coffee shop, writing from his table every day for the past two years. His vices include routine, neatness, and structure. Jensen doesn’t do messes. Then there is Jared, recent post-grad basket case, who’s been coming in every day for caffeine he doesn’t need and bringing the increasing disaster in his life with him. Jared is a mess in all the ways Jensen is not and so Jensen offers to help Jared in the only way he knows how: by buying Jared a cup of coffee.
I said I would do it, ever since I saw this pie appear in the game Undertale I knew my destiny was set. And boy was this a challenge. I rarely make pies and Im not very good at making pie crusts, but this pie turned out pretty well looks-wise, and amazing taste-wise. It tastes like a cinnamon roll, but in pie form. Seriously good. Full recipe and pictures included under the cut~