it's like whipped cream

you know sometimes i really wish i liked coffee just so i could get all those seasonal frilly drinks or mochas or whatever

anonymous asked:

What do girls taste like? Ive never been with a girl sexually, and I think I'm getting pretty serious with my gf. I know it's weird to ask a stranger, but I find you comforting in a way

they taste like heaven. 

its like your favourite desert, like sticky fucking toffee pudding with whipped cream.
but also like a really fucking moorish salty snack. 
like ermmmm fucking bbq pringles. 

…..It doesn’t taste like either of these things at all. but, the delicious, moorish, dreamy, comforting, heavenly emotions and feelings you get when eating these foods are the same as when you eat your lady out.