it's like whipped cream

Title: Hold the Whipped Cream | Soundtrack | Spanish Translation
Art: soulmatecest (aka samteenchester) | (art master post here)
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: generalized anxiety, non-graphic violence, mentions of past domestic abuse, and excessive schmoopy fluff to the point of overdose (don’t say I didn’t warn you)
Word Count: 38,000
Summary: International Best Selling Author Jensen Ackles is all kinds of specific with the details of his life. He likes privacy, writing, and coffee; black, no sugar, hold the cream. He’s become a fixture at the local coffee shop, writing from his table every day for the past two years. His vices include routine, neatness, and structure. Jensen doesn’t do messes. Then there is Jared, recent post-grad basket case, who’s been coming in every day for caffeine he doesn’t need and bringing the increasing disaster in his life with him. Jared is a mess in all the ways Jensen is not and so Jensen offers to help Jared in the only way he knows how: by buying Jared a cup of coffee.

Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie

I said I would do it, ever since I saw this pie appear in the game Undertale I knew my destiny was set. And boy was this a challenge. I rarely make pies and Im not very good at making pie crusts, but this pie turned out pretty well looks-wise, and amazing taste-wise. It tastes like a cinnamon roll, but in pie form. Seriously good. Full recipe and pictures included under the cut~

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Reasons why I personally dislike the aesthetic photos looking downwards into a mug:

  • I feel RUDE like Im gonna accidentally get dandruff or something in your fucking drink this doesnt feel hygienic
  • Dude like, unless its got perfect whip cream on it Im gonna think you’ve already drank some and now Im thinking about stranger back wash
  • When people balance it on a bed or on their journal or novel Im like worried like “THAT WILL SPILL UR GONNA SPILL IT”
  • I can’t see ur cute mug, like the literal mug, I wanna see ur mug I like mugs.

Take a picture of ur coffee or tea so I dont feel like Im staring straight into the beverage abyss and I will totes reblog it ok like u do u but I gotta explain myself