it's like whipped cream

you: vassa is white she has red hair 

me, an intellectual:

i’m sorry i couldnt 

hear you over the 

sounds of 

the sixth queen

queen vassa 

the cursed firebird

She’s Beauty and she’s Grace, she’s Alolan Dugtrio (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) 

sounds of thedas: ORLAIS

a country of high culture and high fashion, refined and tasteful in all things. every word, glance, smile is deliberate; spymasters and queens in the same ballroom, and sometimes they are one and the same. fail to learn the dance and they will eat you alive, but succeed and you will soar.

featuring pieces from the four seasons, the nutcracker, carnival of the animals, & the marriage of figaro


askthecelestialroyals  asked:

Question, in alterfell and alter swap what does toriel (and asgore) like to eat? In altertale its whipped cream, so what is it?

ASgori loves pocky
AFtori loves cranberry sauce
AFgori loves bacon (but he bakes poisonous scones)
AStori loves Lucky Charms with only marshmallows (but she bakes cupcakes)

“The best part about pie? The whipped cream. I think I could live off of whipped cream. Like its one of my main food groups. It goes whipped cream at the top, chocolate, gummy strawberries, and then all other sweets at the bottom! I’d offer you some but I don’t wanna. It’s all mine.”

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its like pudding and whipped cream mixed together with crushed oreos on the top and sometimes in layers and then you put gummy worms on top. and its dirt pie!

-oh yeah we actually have this but i didn’t know what they were called

can you tell how tired i am