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Favourite couple: Ben & Sophie

i cant wait for dnp to get married and make a golden future for themselves just… lying in bed wrapped in soft blankets and love warmer than anything listening to quiet music and watching the clouds move by their window bc they have to be floating at this point..

Being an Arab, I can imagine Damian kissing his father’s hand at some point (when there’s nobody around-and only at a point where it’s like really emotional) it’s kinda ooc but in Arabian culture it’s common for children to kiss their parents’ hands (or foreheads) to express appreciation and respect.

Shady/Illegal Tips P.2

Dayummm I had no ides the first one would be so popular!

* Hairspray can beat a counterfeit marker on fake bills

* Buy a movie ticket, but plan out the theater’s schedule so you can see multiple movies throughout the day, back-to-back.

* For extra carry-ons at no charge, go the airport gift shop and ask for a gift bag, and stuff your stuff into it. Because it looks like you purchased it at the airport, the flight will let you bring it on free, even if it’s over your carry-on limit.

* The most popular brand of washing machine is a ‘Speed Queen’ if your apartment complex uses Speed Queen you are in luck. Go on eBay and buy a Speed Queen 800 key. Its a hex key, looks like a circle with a little knob on one part. The keys go for about 15 bucks on eBay. When you have the keys starting the machine for free is easy! 

* If there is something electronic at work you’d like to have and you have time to do it…. open it up, disable it (clip a power wire or unplug a wire on the circuit board), then close it up. When someone tries to operate it it wont work. They will think it is worn out or malfunctioned or broken and throw it away. Go into the garbage later to retrieve it. Open it up, undo your previous disabling and now you have it. Working and everything

* For the desperately broke/homeless youth. I used to do this when i was a skate rat. All you needed was a hammer, a quarter, and an older vending machine. Hammer the quarter flatter and flatter till its the size of a silver dollar ($1 coin whatever). Old vending machines obviously don’t have the greatest technology in them and can only read the now flatted coin’s size as a silver dollar. Then hit the coin return. Your quarter just became 4 quarters.

* If you live in a house in an area that still has basic cable, you can give yourself free cable by going outside and opening the gray plastic cable box on the outside of your house, inside you’ll see cable wire spliced together with what looks like a large, stainless steel AA battery. Just unscrew that and screw the two ends of cable into each other. That AA battery thing is called a “filter.” Without it on, you now have cable. Its seriously that easy.

* Any time I need to park at a concert , which often around here they charge $20-30 for parking, I roll the window down and say “hello, I’m a journalist working the show tonight for [make up publication or webzine] and was told by venue management to ask for staff parking”. If there’s a staff parking lot, you get staff parking. If there isn’t, they’re confused and just let you park in the regular lot for free.

* If you want to slack off at work, slack off but act annoyed/frustrated around your boss which will give the impression you’re working hard

* My dad (a graphic artist) made a perfect mock-up of the parking sticker for the train station and parked there for free for a good twenty years.

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for a lot of students, myself included, it can be really hard to figure out how to set goals! often, things like new year’s resolutions are made with the best of intentions, followed for a week, and then forgotten. here’s my personal step-by-step on setting and sticking to a goal!

  1. think about why you are setting this each goal. if you have a concrete reason, it’s much easier to remind yourself of that later and stay motivated.
  2. set realistic goals. if what you are trying to do is impossible, you simply can’t meet your goals, and you will become discouraged!
  3. make quantifiable goals. this is, in my opinion, the most important step! you need to be able to keep definite track of your progress. if your goal is just “smile more” or “be nicer,” how will you know that you are succeeding? however, if your goal is “smile at least 5 times a day” or “compliment my friends at least 3 times a week,” that’s something you can measure. if you have trouble coming up with these, check out my list of them here
  4. set a time limit. this isn’t applicable to all types of goals, but it’s important for some. if your goal is something that can be completed, like writing a novel or finishing an assignment, know when you want it done by, instead of just “someday.”
  5. break down your goal into smaller goals. “writing a book” is a daunting task, but if you have smaller, daily goals of “write 1000 words,” it becomes much less intimidating. it’s easier to hold yourself accountable. this also prevents procrastination, because if you are making regular progress, you can avoid doing it all right before the deadline.
  6. account for time. make sure to include goals in your schedule, especially if it’s something like “work out for half an hour every day.” set aside time to achieve your goals, otherwise you might find yourself scrambling.
  7. set reminders. sometimes the easiest way to not achieve a goal is to forget to complete it! i use phone alarms with a unique sound and a label, but sometimes all you need is a daily checklist.
  8. have a way to track progress. keep all your information about a goal in one spot, and don’t lose it! bullet journals, google docs, and printables are great for this. at the end of every day, consider: did you meet your goal for the day? write down the answer, and maybe a reason why. it’s a great way to hold yourself accountable.
  9. tell others. another way to hold yourself accountable is with a little help! personally, if i’m the only one who knows about my goal, i’m less likely to achieve it because if i fail, i don’t feel like i’m letting anyone down. sometimes that extra pressure is useful.
  10. reward success. sometimes success can be its own reward, but sometimes you need a little extra motivation. this is where having an outside party helping can come in handy: if you have a partner who you’re working with, they can reward you if and ONLY if you’ve achieved your goal! it might be hard to restrain yourself from taking the reward anyway if you’re the only one calling the shots, so having an outside voice of reason can be really useful.
  11. don’t let failure make you quit. sometimes, it takes a lot of work and a lot of tries to get something right. if it seems like you won’t get it on the first try, see if you can on your second.
  12. work hard! in the end, only you can get yourself there.

good luck with your goals, and feel free to add to this post if you have any other tips! if you end up using my method, tag me with #celestudial. you can do it!

Lego Batjokes HEADCANONS (some NSFW)

-Joker has an attention kink. Praise him, humiliate him, it doesn’t matter- he’s content as long as he’s the center of your attention.

-Bruce has DID, Joker has schizophrenia. They have struggles, but help each other get through them.

-Bruce is a complete dom! Sex or not, he likes feeling in control of the situation. Even if Joker could hypothetically win in a fight, he usually lets Bruce win anyway- it’s better for both of them in the long run.

-This also works well because Joker loves being the sub- again, complete attention

-Joker dissociates, and you can tell because his face goes to a blank smile and he slowly starts sliding down in his chait until he falls off and gets really startled

-Batman loves scaring the shit out of Jokes. He’ll pop up out of random places and yell “JOKER” in his face and Joker will just. Scream

-Joker’s coattails act like regular tails and Bruce thinks its so weird and interesting.

-Joker’s head spins when he cums. (you know how it does in the movie.)

-Joker treats Robin like his own son. He and Harley are always extra careful not to actually hurt the smol birdy child. (He did get a scrape on his knee in a scuffle and they both felt bad for a week)

-All the other villians and the Batfam totally ship it, and have a field day trying to get them to admit they’re actually in love. (“Master Bruce, are you sure-” “YES! I AM SURE! ALL I FEEL IS UNBRIDLED RAGE”)

-Arkham Asylum is like. The best prison ever in the Legoverse. The only real punishment there is that if the villians misbehave they’re not allowed to participate in their favorite activity

Feel free to add any headcanons you have

@canned-spinach

In bed with... Taeyong

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Anon: In bed with taeyong??;))

Anon: Heya so I’ve seen the in bed posts tht have been written for monsta X and was wondering if you could do a in bed with taeyong? Thankyouu ❤️

I’ll read this whenever Yuta is trying to pull me into his lane - I must remain loyal to Taeyong and Hansol. This is so fucking long like wow, y’all better be thirsty after this, especially after how many people wanted it. Get some water and a pillow to scream into afterwards bc you will feel very dirty after this lmao… Enjoy ;-)


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anonymous asked:

About that cosplay you posted. How do you keep your boobies so perfectly in place? Hope this doesnt come off as weird but as a fellow cosplayers im really curious

i used handy dandy tape! in my 2016 anime expo photoshoot i was just using masking tape to hold up my bongos which is NOT SAFE for skin at all. so i suggest using tape that is meant for skin, like the sports kind. when i took it off at the end of the day, it ripped off some skin too;;; ouch. i was bruised and bleeding and it wasn’t fun. 

I also tried these breast lift and nipple covers but they weren’t that effective. 

anyways tape yourself up a bra but without the middle part. secure the tape on the bottom of your bosom and lift all the way past your collar bone. i even had pieces going around the back of my neck for extra security. its esp hard when you have big and heavy boobies like me. it looked something like kim k here:

and then to keep the jacket secured to my chest, i used double sided tape that IS meant for the bodies (usually for low cut dresses)

this is the brand i use! 

hope that helps for anyone else planning to cosplay open-chested characters :)

go follow and ask questions on my cosplay blog i just started if you want more ! i won’t be posting cosplay stuff here anymore

B.A.P Reaction To You Feeling Fat

Yongguk☽:

  • He’d want to shower you with love after hearing you say that
  • Talks to you about it and gets upset when you feel like he’s lying to make you feel better about yourself
  • But he really means it when he says you’re perfect!!!
  • He’d go out and buy food for you because he wants you to eat lots
  • Makes sure that if you really do want to lose weight, it’s in a healthy way (a.k.a exercising + healthy diet)

Originally posted by daenana

☽Himchan☽:

  • He’s sensitive about his own weight so he understands how you’re feeling
  • It kills him inside to know that you feel that way about yourself
  • Watches over you for like a day to make sure you keep eating properly though
  • Constantly telling you that you’re beautiful and perfect
  • Will fight you if you don’t think he’s right you are Daehyun in the gif

Originally posted by missbaptan

☽Daehyun☽:

  • He honestly thinks you’re fine and spends hours trying to see a speck of the bad things you see about yourself
  • But he wouldn’t be able to find any and would be very confused
  • Would leave really extra cute post-its around about how beautiful you are
  • He likes to tease you but becomes more cautious of what he teases you about and starts paying more compliments to you
  • Would probably talk to you about it and make sure you’re not being too hard on yourself

Originally posted by gotinspirit

☽Youngjae☽:

  • Sassy Youngjae is going to show you what’s good
  • But at the same time he’d be very aware of your feelings and would give comfort when he feels it’s needed
  • Sees you as a lil bun who he needs to protect and wants to feed you lots
  • But he can’t protect you from yourself no matter how much he wants to he’d want to fight you and protect you at the same time tho
  • Would compliment you anywhere and anytime and make you feel shy because you know he means it

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☽Jongup☽:

  • Do you and fat even belong in the same sentence??? (The answer is no)
  • Silently offers comfort and support
  • Mostly through back hugs but would also express it through words if he felt you needed it
  • If you wanted to lose weight, he’d probs join you for your workouts and any diet regimes you start (lowkey to make sure they weren’t unhealthy)
  • Reminds you that his love in unconditional and that you’re an angel who deserve the world

Originally posted by daexxxjae

☽Junhong☽:

  • Poor awkward Zelo, he wouldn’t know what to do
  • All he’d know is that you’re perfect in his eyes and that’s really all he can say to you
  • He might use this as an opportunity to get you to practice dancing with him though
  • Cause dancing burns calories and he really wants you to grind dance with him
  • But he’d make sure you weren’t over-exerting yourself in exercising and that you got lots of calories because health is important!

Originally posted by bbcblackjack

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This reminded me of the eating disorders B.A.P suffered due to TS entertainment. Y’all are beautiful so please don’t engage in unhealthy weight-cutting practices! Don’t starve yourself and don’t try to workout to the point of over-exertion! I hope you guys like this, IDK how it turned out tbh. The grind part of Zelo was bc of me remembering how he grinded on the floor at the concert we went to and how we all got pregnant soooo ya sorry.

~Admin K(inda hungry writing this rn if I’m being honest)

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“I like your shoelaces.”The Victor Nikiforov Extra™  Edition. ✧*。٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*。

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if we just walk together like this
wherever we go, it’ll be heaven

to the boy whose passion exceeds limits, whose kindness brings joy to others, and whose heart is always in the right place.

kai, it’s your 23rd birthday today, but even if the years make you older and wiser, in my eyes you’re still the bright, kind kid whose one and only love is dancing; the kid who lives and breathes for the stage. thank you for being one of the warmest, sweetest people i know. for loving your fans so greatly, and for caring for all the other exo members. thank you for having a big, bear heart! one that loves a little too much. thank you for your loud, silly laughs and your strong and supportive words. for your pretty selfies, your lovely singing voice and your mind-blowing dancing. for all the hours and all the artistry you put into your work. thank you for all the years of laughs and tears you’ve shared with us; and most of all, thank you for the ones that are yet to come.

to the sweetest dancing king i know! happy birthday kim jongin!

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a nice day!

my favourite internet phenomenon is date specific memes… ed balls day… its gonna be may… its like getting extra holidays like im sitting there being depressed in my room as always but i see a post and im like “oh shit, today’s bruno mars looking surprised to see pete wentz day, better celebrate”

anonymous asked:

I imagine that Tim(as Robin) used to text Bruce all the time, photos, random thought, and memes. When Bruce "dies" Tim still texts him, more so random texts that are the tired thoughts and his goals. Sometimes it's out of habit, sometimes it's not. When Bruce cane back. He had lots of texts.

oh fuck NOW IM THINKING ABOUT THIS LIKE. Bruce takes the time to read every. single. text. and there are voicemails too, but he can only bring himself to listen to one or two, because he can’t bear to hear Tim’s sad, breaking voice or the way he chokes on his tears or how he sounds so tired. the next day he is Extra Nice to Tim to the point where Tim is like “youre creeping me out what is going on” but Bruce can’t bring himself to SAY anything since he’s bad at Emotions so he just. tries to tell Tim that he loves him and that he’s THERE for him through his actions.

His red hair is full of secrets

Is Ganon the only one who can survive being stabbed through his chest, because it would be pretty funny if it turned out that Link and Zelda are also immune to this. Its really funny to imagine them running around trying to kill each other while constantly being resurrected by their triforce parts.
In all seriousness, I realized i dont really know why he just came back to life. The sages were like, good job boys, the Dorf was eliminated, and then I guess Din was feeling extra naughty that day. I assume it was Triforce’s doing because of how it was framed and stuff, so making Ganondude practically immortal is just what Triforce of power does? Or is it just a one time thing, like a Mario powerup, allows him to take one hit.
I cant believe ive never thought about it before…

Another Dorf Question: Demise/Demise’s hatred/Ganon/Ganondorf - are they the same thing? Or more like a 4 for the price of 1 deal? In HW, it looked like Ganondorf was summoning and controlling some sort of shadowy Ganon…oid, making it look like they could be separate entities or something, or two parts of the same thing, a fleshy human dude and his shadowy big pig, who can fuse into fleshy big pig. In WW Gan also used a separate Ganon Thing, even though Hyrule Historia said it was just a puppet he made, the idea that Ganon can be separate from Ganondorf is, well, still there. And again in Oracles, Twinrova tried to bring her sonny boy back and only managed to get Ganon which is treated like a definite failure…

in TP, Ganon and Ganondorf though are probably very much a same thing, with Dorf shapeshifting into Ganon just like Link shapeshifts into wolf form.
So like…TP Gan is just very much in tune with his inner demon beast, very chill with that, very confident, he also seems to know about the whole cycle and is cool with it apparently. HW Gan is the same way, dude knows who he is, what he’s about, and likes it very much. “Im a gerudo warrior/demigod/demon beast All In One, and frankly im the luckiest sonovabitch in the universe”

Compare/contrast them with WW Gan, who only truly feels connected to one thing, being a gerudo. “True gerudo” is written on his swords, its in his clothes that are very much Not Hylian, its in his words. “Im a human, i was born a human, im going to die a human”. I crave human things, i want to know life without suffering, i want to go home.

Isnt it interesting that WW Gan seems to be the only Gan who is genuinely suffering, and all because hes the most human of all? And it makes me feel that it was a decision that he made deliberately, as he chose not to use Ganon form, distancing himself from it. The Pig is down below and is being controlled by a human who is high above and is not blinded by rage and raw power, thank you very much! And honestly, is there a real reason for it? If hed just give in, hed be rid of all the pain and suffering that comes with being human. But he kept holding onto this… i can only hope the wind he felt in his dying moments was the kind wind of Hyrule. Just. Please. Give him this.
(And so the way Daphnes refers to him as a demon beast, “Ganon”, is understandable but also wow harsh in hindsight)

Okay wow i was going somewhere with this

Sorry for words

[reply to this - Lazy Morning]

Anakin: [text] morning 😘
Obi-Wan: Good morning, Anakin. Any particular reason you felt the need to text me?
Anakin: welllllll i heard some news u might be interested in 
Obi-Wan: Is that so?
Anakin: yep 
Obi-Wan: Let me guess: all my meetings cancelled for today, because of an unexpected issue with appointment calendars for members of the Jedi Council.
Anakin: YES how did u know??? i heard windu got sent off to tatooine by accident this morning thats too bad
Anakin: the sand is really annoying this time of year too
Obi-Wan: Right. And obviously you would know nothing about who hacked their calendars. Or why mine just has hearts as my “appointment” for the next four hours.
Anakin: nope
Obi-Wan: And you figure that, since I’m sitting in the kitchen right now, I could also be making pancakes while I’m over here. Now that I have nothing to do today.
Anakin: omg that is so sweet of u to offer 💛 💚 💙 💜 thank u 
Obi-Wan: And you couldn’t possibly have walked all the way from the bedroom to the kitchen to talk to me right now.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, I can SEE you peering through the doorway into the hall.
Anakin: im pretty sure im coming down with something [Anakin coughs dramatically and very loudly from the other room] 
Anakin: can u hear that its so bad  
Anakin: i should probably just stay here for my own safety
Obi-Wan: Right. 
Anakin: also can u bring me an extra blanket i wanna build a sweet blanket fort
Anakin: thank goodness u have the day off now because i am going to need a lot of things
Obi-Wan: 🙄 Can I go make the pancakes now?

Dating Joshua Would Include...

lmao its been literal ages since i did one of these but i figured 17 is having a comeback soon like hopefully so ya here our gentleman here is next in this series that I’m rEVIVING YEAH BUDDY HOLD ONTO UR HATS MY DUDES WE HAVE LIKE 10 OTHER MEMBERS 2 GOOOO~ADMIN H (sorry this is a bit shorter then my past Would Includes….im getting back into the swing of writing bullet-point imagines again)


  • okay so we all know he’s kinda shy
  • but recently he’s been coming out of his shell a lil bit
  • and showing the meme we all know is there bc have u looked at the rest of 17?
  • yeah
  • anyways
  • he seems like the type to play with ur hair like,,,all the time. constantly. 
  • he learns how to do all sorts of beautiful braids and ponytails and really intricate hairdos bc he’s got ur back 
  • also jeonghan says he wants to be the godfather of your children for how many times shua almost ripped his hair out of his scalp but details
  • he’s not super duper huge on pda especially around 17 but he like,,,loves to give you kisses
  • he gives really soft and intimate kisses which is why he kisses you when you guys are alone
  • also i feel like when you guys are Making Out™ he prefers it if you guys are laying down on the sofa either you laying on his chest or like at an equal height and he loves to gently run his fingers up and down your arms while you kiss and trace patterns on your waist when your shirt rides up and it makes you shiver bc of the slight callouses his hands have from playing guitar
  • speaKING OF THAT
  • Joshua is gonna serenade you constantly w his guitar
  • sometimes its wanted and sometimes it isn’t usually you dont mind but when he sneaks into your bathroom while you’re showering and starts playing Wolf and singing it purposefully off key and you actually almost piss yourself from being startled 
  • that’s when u have an Intervention and the guitar is restricted to specific times
  • like not in the morning but sometimes he does like to gently wake you up w a sweet lil tune he made up on the spot and not like, him screeching Bae Bae or some shit to wake you up
  • you guys have such cute dates like either its little tiny cafes or cat cafes or to parks to walk around or sometimes you guys have late night walks at the Han river where he just talks about all his stresses and fears and what he stays up late staring at the ceiling about and you guys just have really deep conversation 
  • and you guys stop to take a break and sometimes if its cold you’ll have a red nose and youre holding a coffee or tea or hot chocolate whatever ur preference is 
  • and he’s just like stunned by how stunning you are and its like a punch in the gut to him how much he loves and adores you like to his core 
  • and him being a lil shy bean he doesn’t know how to tell you this until one night he had a really bad day at practice and he just wasn’t able to get any choreo down and he feels like he’s dragging 17 down and just being an extra luggage to carry along and then as he’s spilling out his worries he lets it slip that he worries that one day you’ll realize what a loser he actually is and leave him and he loves you so much it would pretty much kill him 
  • and you stop his rambling by slapping his arm like!!! you dummy!!!! i couldn’t ever think that bc ur not a loser and I’m mad at u for thinking i wouldn’t love you back even in ur toughest times!!!!! 
  • and ur glaring at him w a pouty/mad face and ur arms crossed and Shua has never felt so blessed to have such an angel like you in his life
  • and yeah you guys argue but you guys communicate whats wrong and aren’t afraid to talk out your feelings so they dont last
  • (what does last is Joshua’s fear of introducing you to 17 like honestly,,,,even tho u said u would never leave him that was before the boys found out he had an S/O  and tbh they terrify him sometimes and he’s lived with them for 5ever)
  • (also imagine: him trying to teach you how to play guitar and you’re sitting in between his legs and his hands are on your hands and he’s resting his chin on your shoulder)
  • (and maybe his hands start to draw patterns on your arms and he starts to put kisses on your neck where his chin was and the guitar is v quickly forgotten and gently put aside on the other side of the room which i cannot say the same for your poor shirt)
I will write you letters just because I’m old school and I want it to be personal. I will Show up with flowers if you had a hard day, or just  because you deserve them. I will Get you midol and candy when you get your period and hug you extra long, to try and take the pain away. I will be there for you when you need company on facetime and talk and sing your ear off. I will never get tired of talking to you because I enjoy it so much
I guess I will always have feelings for you and it’s more than a crush
—  It’s more than a crush @leighannelovestolaugh