it's late i'm going to sleep

If you don't ugly cry over hockey then have you really experienced hockey?

i draw joseph and caesar casually a lot when i’m bored 

  • [at the batcave]
  • Dick Grayson: Wait for it, wait for it. 9:01. Barbara Gordon is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let's do this. Who's got theories?
  • Tim Drake: Her alarm didn't go off.
  • Dick Grayson: All three alarms, all with battery backups? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Jason Todd: Ooh! She was taken by the Joker in her sleep.
  • Dick Grayson: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Jason, but way more plausible than Tim's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Damian Wayne: I bet she tucked herself in her bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Stephanie Brown: Mmm, maybe she fell into another dimension.
  • Bruce Wayne: [enters batcave]
  • Bruce Wayne: It's 9:00 A.M. Why is no one working?
  • Cassandra Cain: Barbara is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Bruce Wayne: I'd like to play. I'd say... She's in line at the bank. This is fun.
  • Dick Grayson: It is fun, but you're all wrong. She clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
  • Barbara Gordon: [appears in the screen of the batcomputer]
  • Dick Grayson: There she is! [mock-freaking out] Babs! Where have you been?! Explain yourself!
  • Barbara Gordon: I'm just 70 seconds late, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
  • Bruce Wayne: [mock-serious] Barbara, you will tell us and you will tell us now.
  • Barbara Gordon: There was a problem at the bank...
  • Bruce Wayne: [claps his hands together] HOT DAMN!
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🌺Jikook soulmate!au

🌺social media version-9/?

When you turn 17, a tattoo that represents your soulmate appears on your skin. The amount of colours is proportional to the love your soulmate has for you.
(Based on my post. When I’ll be done with my exams I’ll write a proper fanfic.)

I made myself a Derp Villain!Deku (or Yandere!Deku?) for my profile pic on IG, in a similar vein to my Derp YYS pic on here lolol.

Boi finally snapped from Bakugo’s shit 8D

Stop staring at me with them big ol’ eyes

Here comes dat Spoi!!!!

o merde waddup

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countries and chairs 

my friend shared a post about chairs on facebook and i had no choice but to edit it

  • America: 9:01! Germany is officially late for the first time ever. All right let's do this, who's got theories?
  • Japan: Uh... his alarm didn't go off.
  • America: All three alarms? All with battery back up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Russia: Ooh, he was taken in his sleep.
  • America: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Russia, but way more plausible than Japan's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Italy: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Romano: Hmm, maybe he fell into another dimension where he’s interesting?
  • [Britain sees the group huddled around the door.]
  • Britain: It's 9:00 AM, why hasn’t the world meeting started?
  • America: Germany is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Britain: I'd like to play. I'd say he’s... in line at the bank. This is fun.
  • America: It is fun. But you're all wrong. He clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
  • [Germany runs into the room.]
  • America: There he is! Germany! Where have you been? We've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself?
  • Germany: I'm just 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
  • Britain: Germany, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.
  • Germany: …There was a problem at the bank.
  • Britain: *claps his hands together* HOT DAMN!
Insomnia starters
  • "It's nearly two in the morning, what are you doing up?"
  • "I'm pulling an all-nighter."
  • "I can't sleep."
  • "I'm having nightmares."
  • "Will you stay awake with me?"
  • "Why am I still awake?"
  • "I should've gone to bed by now, but..."
  • "I don't think I can sleep after that."
  • "It's past midnight, why are we still up?"
  • "Do you normally go this long without sleep?"
  • "God, I wish I could just pass out right about now."
  • "I'm an insomniac, this is just normal."
  • "I work best at night."
  • "It's that late already! But it feels so early..."
  • "Can we stay awake together?"
  • "Everything is prettier when everyone else is asleep."
  • "I like being the only person awake sometimes."
  • "Is it too late to go to bed, or should we wait for the morning?"
  • "I can't sleep - I've tried everything."
  • "Let's get you some sleeping pills."
  • "You should really get some rest."
  • "I don't want to fall asleep without you."
  • "I'll stay with you while you're up."