it's just something i had to make okay

anonymous asked:

Do you know what the first big movie novelisation was? Were they ever a big cultural force or just something that existed but no one really cared about?

Before I go into the history of the novelization (and its cousin, the comic adaptation), let me give a couple of recommendations of a few that are better than the movie itself or are just worth reading: Peter David’s novelization of Return of Swamp Thing turned a just-okay so-so movie I forgot the instant I left the theater into something very beautiful, poignant, charming and wonderful. It was all little tweaks, tiny little nudges that made individual moments that fell flat turn into something that worked. It’s amazing how few changes he made to make this story the best possible version of itself, though there were some things the novelization had that made it brilliant and surreal and even experimental, like for instance, Peter David made Alan Moore, Swamp Thing writer, an actual character in the story itself, a clerk at a motel who makes creepy and cryptic foreshadowing comments all through the story.

The novelization of the “meh” Jaws rip-off Orca by Arthur Herzog is a great book because it a tight thriller that gets us right into the head of the orca whale who wants to kill the whaler who murdered his family. Scenes that were maudlin are very moving in prose, with a whale mourning her dead baby and mate, and the hunter is even more tragic when we get into his head and see his remorse. It was like the whale started to represent his guilt. By contrast, the only part of the movie I remember is when the killer whale sets fire to an entire town. 

The novelization of the Flash Gordon movie is extraordinary because it contains explicit sex scenes. The talk is that it was based on an extremely horny early script for the film where it was a European scifi sexploitation romp like Barbarella or Lexx. Hahahaha, can you just imagine being some eleven year old who bought Flash Gordon because he liked the cool space movie only to find a chapter with a blowjob scene in a seraglio?

The whole idea behind Buckaroo Banzai: Across the Eighth Dimension is that it’s actually part 7 of a long running movie series that doesn’t exist, so there are lots of “hey, look, it’s him!” cameos to people we never saw before and tons of lore that just sat in the background. Buckaroo Banzai is a test I use to see if someone’s sense of humor is compatible with mine. So it stands to reason that the novelization, which is more information rich, is a delight for fans of the series. It’s like the only expanded universe product for something that never got an expanded universe. It has details like the fact that Pecos (briefly mentioned as being in Tibet in the film) is actually one of the few Hong Kong Cavaliers to be a woman, and she was in Tibet searching for Buckaroo’s archenemy Hanoi Xan. 

While I wouldn’t say that the novelization of Star Trek: the Motion Picture is better than the movie, exactly, it was written by Gene Roddenberry himself, and had one especially weird fourth wall breaking passage that seemed to be a shout out to the slash-writers, where Captain Kirk says “hey, I don’t know where this idea comes from, but I am super-straight, you guys, seriously. I am only attracted to women.” The novelization also was interesting in that we learned a bit more about Lieutenant Ilea’s empathic powers, which are fundamentally non-visual and we only got a vague sense of in the film. She received emotional signals very much like Deanna Troi later would, and she was not only a receiving empath but a projecting one: we learned that Mr. Sulu, from a less sexually evolved race than Deltans, couldn’t stop picture her naked. 

Finally, getting back to Peter David again, who is like the Phillip K. Dick or Michelangelo of this medium, his novelization of Spider-Man 3 is better than the movie. Moments that fail in the book work there. 

As for the history of the novelization, you have to try to imagine a world where you can’t see a movie whenever you want to. You can only see it when it’s in theaters for a few weeks or when it comes on TV years later. Therefore, novelizations and comic adaptations are designed to replicate the experience of going to the theater. In that sense, they’re almost a relic, technologically speaking, of a time before video and on demand. Fun fact: in the late 1970s, Marvel Comics had a ton of cash problems, and the only thing keeping the lights on was the money made by movie adaptations of things like Logan’s Run.  

Novelizations are extremely old: they go back to the 1920s, and one interesting example is the 1925 Tod Browning film London After Midnight, a horror film that no copies of exist at all and is a “lost film,” but because of the novelization (and a ton of still images during production), we nonetheless know what the plot of the movie is pretty well, to the point that the London After Midnight vampire is almost as iconic as other monsters, despite the fact no one has seen the actual film in decades.

To directly answer your question, the first big book novelization was actually for King Kong in 1933 by Delos Lovelace, which came out the year the movie did. The public went mad for King Kong and the book sold in the millions. It cemented the idea that the novelization is a pretty standard tie-in for a film release, and it’s the most important tie in novel ever written.

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okay y’all have seen me gripe about this a lot but i still just wanna bring this back up again bc this always bugged me.

i know i said earlier that i didnt mind the gems not having more alien-like features but…

seeing the scrapped designs make me wish we had something more interesting. like you know those character concepts for disney films where the character looks really dynamic and interesting but then its scrapped to make an incredibly boring and cookie-cutter design? thats how it feels for SU.

before y’all say anything, im not calling the finished designs bad. they’re perfectly passable (and i adore bismuth’s design). i do have some issues with lapis since she’s a terraformer but she’s small and skinny (i’ve already explained that in depth in an earlier post).

i wish su would push their designs further and made more risks bc im getting a little bored of only getting to see cool designs in fusions (which have become a rarity now). like the only non-fusion character with an unnatural attribute is sapphire with having only one eye. I know jasper’s old concept design looks a little silly but i love the odd geometric shapes to her. it has a bit of personality to it and pushes the “big strong brute” attribute harder than her design thats just a buff lady with orange skin. or bismuth’s odd robotic body like her wrists, eyes and waist. Or lapis where her features aren’t alien-like but she has crazier hair and a more interesting facial design with 0 eyebrows and groved in eyeballs (with these weird black lines surrounding it i love it).

i dont know why the character designers  don’t want to be more creative with their approaches. are they afraid they’re gonna get hate for it? i mean people weren’t crazy about YD’s design when she was introduced, but everyone got over it and the designers brushed it off.

 and before y’all say “oh but it’ll be harder on the animators because there’s more detail” i want to remind you they’ve been managing fine animating characters like sugilite who has a more cluttered design

and sardonyx who frequently uses hand gestures despite having 4 arms

How Long Should I Practice Every Day?

I’ve gotten a few asks about my recommendations for practice times so here’s a lil guide based on my thoughts alone, as well as some tips about practicing.

*NOTE: This was written by me, a brass player. Some things don’t translate across different instruments, so take it all with a grain of salt (especially vocalists!).

30 minutes - you play music as a hobby, and are not concerned with being the best.
1 - 2 hours -  you want to be good enough to contribute to an ensemble’s sound (church, orchestra, etc.) OR you are practicing a secondary instrument.
3 hours - you want to be your best, but don’t have the time.
4 + hours - you want to be your best because you want to perform for your career.

and just general tips that have helped me

  • if you have to keep checking the time to “finish your hour”, your practice isn’t productive. stop and evaluate why.
    • if you have somewhere to be, set an alarm for thirty minutes before you have to leave. That way, you have time to cool down or finish working out that hard lick
  • if you find you aren’t being productive when you practice, make a practice journal and mark the exact amount of time you practice what.
    • I’m talking “12 minutes on Kopprasch Blue book #7; started at 60 bpm ended at 87 bpm″
    • this way you can see exactly how long you practice which pieces, and how it correlates to how well you can play them
  • actually book yourself for practice time, like you would a class or work shift. If you don’t, you may keep putting it off until you miss it for the day.
  • have a practice buddy. Similar to a gym friend, a practice buddy keeps you accountable, and tends to make it easier not to slack off while you work
  • if possible, shut your phone off/keep it on the opposite side of the room while you are practicing. it’s so easy to get distracted, and you would be surprised about how much time you can waste between etudes
    • a practice journal can also be beneficial here: you spent three and a half hours in the practice room, but you’ve only recorded two hours and forty seven minutes of practice?
  • can’t sit and practice for hours on end? split it up. do two hours in the morning, one after lunch, and three before you go to bed.

There’s a million more practicing tips, but I tried to keep mine all time related. And remember, just because these work for me, doesn’t mean they work for everyone! 

Also, don’t forget - your health always has to come first. It’s okay to miss a practice session or cut back on time if you aren’t feeling well, whether it’s sickness or stiff fingers. Don’t exacerbate the problem.

Feel free to keep sending asks if I missed your question. Your band director, fellow music friends, and private instructor are also good sources.

- Coco

Hypnotic| Jungkook

Jungkook is eager for one last fuck and you feel obligated to give him that

Originally posted by nnochu

Warning: Usage of weed, cussing, smut, Daddy Kink!, Fuck Boy!

Genre: Smut

Word count: 6.5K

A/N: Get Yourself some holy water.


Mistakes. The world is filled with them. Mistakes were the skum of the earth riddled in its core only to erupt taking as many lives as it could with it. Not killing them of course, just damaging them permanently. Males had this effect, not all males but specific types. The types that only saw women as a garbage bin to dump there goods into not thinking twice about it.

As years passed by this topic began to trend within boys later being called the infamous fuck boy. The world was crawling with them. People would often blink an eye not minding there existence while others were very much drooling over there existence. High school was drowning with them. Wanting nothing but a quick fuck. Jungkook was one of the ever so famous ones walking around school, eyeing women as recycling bins.  

Jungkook often referred to himself as the innovator the one who ruled the female species. He was the original while all the others were impostors. He had every girl wrapped around his finger. It was disgusting, but if i said this i would just be a Hippocratic. Sadly i was one of the many girls wrapped around his finger. I wasn’t caught up in his looks or the way he swooned me but i was caught up in the sex. Yes as much as i hated to admit it Jungkook pleasured me in a way that was indescribably. This still didn’t change my perspective on him and his idiotic ways. I didn’t even plan for this night to happen throwing me for a curve ball. We were at a trashy high school party filled with sweaty bodies and overly hormonal teenagers.

Of course with the obvious alcohol lurking through everyone’s systems everything became even more tempting. So naturally sleeping with Jungkook didn’t seem like the worst alternative in the world.

“Hey, princess decided the where something tight tonight all for me?“

I visibly rolled my eyes at his drunkenly common behavior. Funny how he always acted like this but the alcohol just intensified things making it further more interesting. Why had i just noticed how attractive it was till now but i wasn’t gonna cave in just yet. Jungkook placed his arms around my waist bringing me closer as he began talking to me in a drunken slur.

"Its okay baby you don’t have to admit it. Ill always know that i’m the only one that can make you dripping wet.”

Keep reading

“So this was Levi, the witch.”

-The Stag in the Dark, chapter 1

Okay so @perksofbeingawaifu‘s darkstag aesthetic is so pretty I had to make something for the fic even if I hadn’t finished reading it yet lmao. and I thought a deer with creepy eyes would go perfectly with the whole vibe.

READ THE FIC HERE IF YOU HAVEN’T IT’S SO GOOD???

❝ i can shake everything off as i write; my sorrows disappear and my courage is reborn, ❞  - Anne Frank

time for some recommendation time because i have bookmarked some of my favourites during my hiatus to keep me rejuvenated and quenched and wanna share them with ya’ll♡

i really really love and admire these authors and their incredibly divine writings that just pulled my heartstrings and drowned me in my own ocean of tears. you should have a look and when i mean ‘should’ i mean you MUST because they are insanely good (in my opinion). i’m sure there are way more brilliant writers and stories to discover but then again, there are a billion stars in the night sky and we have all the time in the world to pick one and admire it.

▼please and i mean PLEASE don’t throw any hate, shade or give annoying rude requests of updates to writers who put in effort to rekindle the passion for reading and craft our fantasies and imaginations▲

fic rec update: 16 May

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@minthusiast
six degrees of separation (yoongi scenario)
he didn’t (multi-member series)
❝ you guys don’t frickin know how much i love her fics and if you can handle cliffhangers then you will enjoy her masterpieces but if you don’t - well prepare some tissues❞

@jungkxook
arranged love (jungkook series)
hiraeth (jungkook series)
❝ art. alyssa is art. that’s all i can say because she is a fucking masterpiece❞

@annyeongs
to earth (yoongi scenario)
listen (taehyung scenario)
punchline (jungkook scenario)
❝ mia’s writing is like getting a glimpse of what heaven seems like because her stories are just exceptionally beautifully written❞

@taesthetes
cerise (yoongi scenario)
mischance (jungkook scenario)
accismus (taehyung series)
oodal (namjoon scenario)
❝ as you can tell, i’m a mega fan of cat’s writings. like no joke. pls read her stories and love her and bless her for such amazing stories like pls she is a sweet gift from heaven i swear❞

@dreamscript
pressure (jimin scenario)
❝ her comical scenarios and plots makes me smile like there is no tomorrow so maybe her amazing writing will do something to you too…its probably black magic…❞

@vixx17andbtsimagines
bts college!au
❝ okay she makes me feel so frickin fluffy with her drabbles like i can just EXPLODE with floor. she is crazy and her imagines are so relatable i just had to put her in my recommendation list❞

@an-exotic-writer
the taste of love (yoongi scenario)
obliviously obviously obvious (jungkook scenario)
❝ if i could, i would just give you her entire masterlist because i swear, missy’s writings can cure every broken soul. she makes me feel like such a disloyal hoe just because her writings for every member are frickin insanely good❞

@heungtanbts
noise (jimin scenario)
❝ main culprit for making me cry over angst because of this scenario. she is really good guys pls go check her out if you wanna good cry❞

@queenjunghoseok
cinderella (hoseok series)
enchanted (jimin series)
❝ jen is one of the first few writers that got me hooked and stimulated my passion for writing. i’ve talked to her before and she is a genuinely nice person. pls give her love for her incredible writing❞

@jjungkooked
better than words (taehyung scenario)
the little things (jungkook scenario)
untimely confessions (seokjin scenario)
❝ kristen’s stories are masterpieces and i’m not kidding you like they are so genuine and deep - deeper and the ocean - and that says a LOT❞

@exoticarmy127
prince charming - love is easy - after all (jungkook series)
laws of motions and attractions (taehyung series)
limited edition (jungkook scenario)
❝ if you guys want a taste of extreme fluff and angst, go to kaye’s because her writings *sigh* i don’t even know anymore. she is just one of the most talented writers i have ever known in my entire existence❞

@your-miss-right
caller number 9 (yoongi series)
salted caramel (hoseok series)
warning labels (hoseok scenario)
felicity (seokjin scenario)
❝ *screaming because thalia is fucking amazing and i love her writings so much* you have no idea how much i admire her writing. its so new and fresh and just something i want to experience and have it screened in a cinema ya know. oh yeah and her edits makes me question my own artistic talent❞

@pjimns
the insanity called love (taehyung scenario)
❝ issy just slays it. she SLAYS it. if she played me she will slay ya'll❞

@yoongsigh
basically her entire text masterlist
❝ cheesy af and lucy’s texts makes me want to puke butterflies and cry rainfalls. partner in crime but likely to be the one to have to save my ass from the cops because i daydream too much in the midst of schemes❞

@inktae
first light (jungkook scenario)
the swirling way of stars (jungkook scenario)
blue orchids (jungkook scenario)
❝ ya’ll…you have no idea how much i love mari and her stories. she makes magic with her words and fantasies come to life with her imagination that is just beyond the universe❞

@sxgah
between the lines (jungkook scenario)
❝ i spent months trying to find this amazing blog who has the amazing fic that reminds me of jodi picoult’s Between The Lines. and trust me, its so beautiful i love it soo much it gets mE SO FLUFFY. kim’s stories are beyond amazing and i’m just nOPE NOT TODAY GURL❞

@gukvory
the devil skates on thin ice (yoongi series)
❝ you all have no fucking clue how amazing ivory is. iv’e been through her past personas and she still strikes me with her flamboyant vocab and outstanding storylines❞

@taechubs
paper hearts (jungkook series)
❝ ERIN NEEDS TO BE STOPPED I REPEAT SHE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED that’s all ❞

@bngtn-blues
iniquitous (jungkook scenario)
❝ idk about you but tina is underrated and i waNT PEOPLE TO LOVE HER WORKS thank you pls. she is new so she doesn’t have that many fics but i’m so excited for new ones because she is just MMHHMMM❞

@jimlingss
rent-a-boyfriend (taehyung scenario)
❝ yo this fic had me and my friends sQUEALING during biology class like i’m so in love with this fic where can i find a boyfriend????? like taehyung???? this fic is enough to stir the butterflies in you ;) ❞

@donewithjeon
petrichor (yoongi scenario)
❝ so so so s o SOOO good and so reALLL and genuine like it gives me raw feelings and i just SIGHHH

@wastednotions
snapstreak (jungkook series)
❝ basically aus + kalice = some crazy cliche fluff shit. though in real life she is an actual ass she is actually really soft for jungkook so thats the only thing i respect of her

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there is waaaaaaaaaaay more i assure and i’m pretty sure you guys know waaaaaay more. these are my fav scenarios and authors who have truly inspired me:) pls give them all the respect and love they deserve for their hard work. some of them are on hiatus or either really busy but all we can do is give them support and patience♡ will update the fic soon:))
-Q

anonymous asked:

Okay, I know it's not the best etiquette with artists, but I had a really shitty day with work and college and online relaxation afterwards on MtGO being plagued by complete fuckass trolls, and I'm honestly just ready to cry. Can you doodle something small just to make me smile? I'm sorry to ask, I'm just so sick of everything being awful today. :(

Aura doodles make me happy, so I hope they do for you too.

zapapplecider  asked:

Okay you're an expert on the subject so please, who was it that had the idea to make Sonic like chili dogs? What Earth mammal is responsible for making this canon? It's been making me crazy for years and I want closure on this SO BAD. Who?

it’s been consistent in just about all western sonic media since the ‘90s. but, surprisingly, as far as i know it wasn’t something in the western production bible. i think it’s generally attributed as something completely arbitrary that the writers of the adventures of sonic the hedgehog came up with. like i guess they just figured he needed a favorite food and made it chili dogs. and then every other western sonic cartoon and comic ran with that

but it was never fully established in the games until like, 2009? you can make sonic eat a chili dog in sonic unleashed, but the one that REALLY cemented it in game canon was sonic and the black knight, where the pre-rendered opening cinematic–literally the first thing you see in the game–features a bewildered sonic suddenly getting transported into the world of camelot with a chili dog in each hand. and then there’s like a fight or something and sonic tries to keep from dropping them and the camera keeps lingering on the chili dogs

so now it’s just canon forever

OH JUST SHUT UP-Loki

Y/n is a medic wth healing powers for the Avengers. She is more on the quiet side than most people, its not that she’s shy, its just she doesn’t like to talk. Which manages to get Loki’s attention. He thinks she’s very intriguing and is doing all he can to be have her talk to him and make a move.

Originally posted by tomhiddleston-gifs

LOKI’S PERSPECTIVE

There she is once again. Reading her books while having those gadgets in her ears. Its been 3 months since I’ve been here and not once have I had an actual conversation with her. She always says hi and only hi when she sees me. Every time I try and talk to her something comes up.

“ Morning Y/n, Loki” 

I looked up and I see Captain Rogers. Y/n waved and smiled. I just looked up at him and stared.

“Okay, so we have to go on a mission in Central America” Steve says 

Then it happened. She talked. The angel was speaking.

“All right, do you want me to get the emergency packs ready before you guys leave?” 

“Yes please and Loki, can you please get some books you’re not reading? Its for some kids that we have to shelter for9 the mission.”

I got up and nodded. Steve left. Y/n also got up and we both went our separate ways to get equipment.

Y/N’S PERSPECTIVE

I went to get the packs ready. And went to go meet everyone at the boarding room. Everyone was here. I went to give Natasha the packs and said bye to everyone and left go to work more on my healing powers so I can do group healing. 

Everything was going okay till Loki walked in.

“So this is where you spend all your time huh?, very compelling”

“Hello again Loki, how may I benefit you?”

“ I was marveling if you have any spare books I can borrow? It seems I have misplaced my current and very wondrous book.”

“Yes, right by the cabinet underneath the shelf with the bottles.”

“Thank you.”

I went back to practicing but Loki kept humming and talking out loud. Then he just kept asking questions.

“How did you get your powers?, Can you also kill someone?, Can you also heal non-midgards?, If I was in the brink of death could you save me? Could you heal animals?, Can you make a fabricated limbs for someone?”

“OH JUST SHUT UP, IM TRYING TO FOCUS AND GET THIS RIGHT BUT YOU CAN’T SHUT UP. JUST GET A BOOK AND LEAVE ME ALONE” 

I have never screamed at anyone in such a long time. I coughed very badly afterwards and went to the kitchen getting a water bottle, leaving Loki in the medic area.

“All i wanted was for you to converse with me, is that to much to ask?”

I turned around and there he was.

“Bothering people while trying to do stuff is not the right way you know.”

“Well every time I try and talk to you, you leave, or just stop talking after few words.”

“oh. Im sorry”

I never thought he would like to have a conversation with me. I looked at him and he looked at me. Silence was all around us. I wanted to say something but I didn’t know what to say to move past this. I just got my water bottle and walked away. 

He grabbed my hand as i was walking past him. I stopped and looked at our hands. 

“You have very soft hands and you have very kissable lips”

I kept staring at him, and turned red at the comment.

“Umm thank you?”

Why is he looking at my lips? Why is he staring at me like that? Why won’t he let go?

LOKI’S PERSPECTIVE 

This is it. This is my chance. I leaned in to kiss her and she just stood there. I went in and kissed her. I was right her lips are soft. I let go of her hadn’t and held her waist, pulling her closer, not breaking us apart. She was kissing me back 

“Hi Miss, L/N? do you think you can help me get rid off this cut before May se- OH MY GOD IM SORRY. I-I-ILL LEAVE.”

We pulled away and saw the spider boy leave. I laughed and looked at her an hugged her. Walking to the healing room. Knowing we were about to have a very fun conversation.

GUYS I just thought of something. What if Twist and Shout actually became a real book, like, you can go to target and buy it, okay so because Dean, Cas, Sam, ect, are the Supernatural characters they’d have to change the names and stuff for it to be a real book, and what if it become REALLY REALLY popular and everyone would be like ommgg twist and shout feels ahh and ALL OF US DESTIEL SHIPPERS WOULD BE LIKE BITCH ITS ABOUT DESTIEL BUT THEY HAD IT EDIT IT TO MAKE IT A REAL LEGIT BOOK, BUT ITS ACTUALLY ABOUT DEAN AND CASTIEL FROM SUPERNATURAL

anonymous asked:

Um... I know you said NSFW requests but I dont really have any on my mind ehehe... BUT! Do you think you could do the RFA and an MC who loves housecleaning and house-work? If not thats okay I just thought it would be nice >w<

This is so friggin cute! Thanks for sending this one in, I had so much fun writing it. Honestly, I love washing dishes (mindless work so I can think over plot lines) and vacuuming carpet flooring. Something about a spotless, clear carpet and those light/dark patterns that the vacuum makes going back and forth…mostly its just an illusion of productivity lol wow I’m such a weirdo ok lets move on

Pupper Yoosung:

  • If he’s not raging at LOLOL, then he’s busy dealing everything university has to throw at him or at least he should be
  • As a uni student, the poor boy has little to no time to keep his dorm room clean I relate so hard pls help so isn’t he damn lucky to have you
  • Poor baby didn’t even realize how much of a mess he made until he looked away from the computer screen and saw how different it all looked wait is that the actual colour of the kitchen counter??
  • He’ll protest when he sees you picking up after him or cooking him dinner
  • “MC, no you can’t clean my mess I’m a big boy
  • But low-key he loves being pampered. It just makes him feel all warm inside that you love him enough to want to take care of him

Baehee Jaehee:

  • She’s a pretty clean woman to begin with - a clean environment makes for a productive mind and all that - which is surprising given how busy she always is
  • Poor baby doesn’t even have time to eat decent meals or catch her breath I’m lookin’ at you mista trustfund kid
  • So can you imagine the utter relief on her face when she finally drags her ass home from work late at night only to find a hot homemade meal prepared just for her!?
  • She feels kind of bad that you’re alway fussing over her health and making sure she doesn’t need to worry about housework after spending obscene hours at work
  • Ofc you reassure her that you actually like cooking and keeping your shared apartment clean - it makes you feel useful and honestly a clean living space just makes you feel 10x less stressed
  • And it hasn’t escaped your notice how OCDish Jaehee is about cleanliness and the kind
  • The cute coffee bean that she is she’s always giving you handy lil tips just like that whole duct tape and cat hair thing - tbh it probably comes in handy when you shed a ton of hair around the house

Lovely Zen:

  • Ok this idiot - the workaholic with only beer and water in his fridge - probs isn’t a clean guy lets be honest
  • Dating you doesn’t change his crazy work schedule (and multiple workouts per day -_-) so he makes it home barely in time for dinner, if at all
  • At first, he isn’t used to eating such wholesome meals but after a stern glare on your part and a “aww, Jagi, you’re so cute when you’re trying to act all tough” from him (that got him a night on the couch for sure) he quietly adheres to your domestic side
  • His fav part is coming home early sometimes and just leaning against the doorway to watch as you vacuum the living room, your iPod blasting, and singing at the top of your lungs
  • Honestly, these little wifey quirks of yours turn him the hell on u n l e a s h  t h e b e a s t
  • Since he ran away from home, its been entirely too long since he’s really been a part of the family home lifestyle and so he really cherishes this side of you that allows him to have that in his life again

Daddy Jumin:

  • Wanting to cook him homemade meals instead of the chef? He can understand that. In fact, he loves it. Loves coming home to the smell of something you’ve made with your own hands, just for him. It’s just another piece of you that ties you to him as his wife possessive fucker
  • Getting down and dirty on the roof top garden to grow your fav flowers and herbs? He can deal with that. What Mrs. Jumin Han wants, Mrs. Jumin Han gets, yeah?
  • But then he came home to surprise you for lunch and found you washing the dishes….um what?
  • this poor little confused cinnamon roll
  • “But MC, what about the maid? You don’t need to be doing this. You’ll damage your soft skin and….”
  • You tried to explain to him how therapeutic it was for you to clean the penthouse. Things like washing dishes allowed you to just let your mind wander and it made you feel productive. Besides, being cooped up in the penthouse was boring AF. I mean, there’s only so much time you can spend being pampered and laying around on every piece of furniture before you start going bonkers
  • He was annoyed that you would do this when he was at work so he wouldn’t know about it and really wanted to put his foot down on this no wife of Jumin Han would be getting her hands dirty with manual labour but you wouldn’t hear of it. You sort of came to a compromise where you could clean the kitchen after using it, but the maid would most def be cleaning the rest of the penthouse. 

GOD Seven:

  • Oh lord this hot mess lives in an even bigger mess
  • Like it gives you actual anxiety seeing the state of the bunker Vanderwood relates so hard omfg
  • So while your precious little tomato head is working obsessively, you’re tackling the Loch Ness monster that is the dirty laundry and chip bags amassing on the dirty floor.
  • His jaw actually hit the ground when he finally crawled out of his office that he’d been holed in for hours on end
  • “MC, when did we get a new carpet in the bedroom?”
  • h o l y f u c k b o i
  • “no, Saeyoung, that’s the actual colour of your floor”
  • That was actually your first task when you came to the bunker and you kept it up ever since, all the while slowly training your husband to stop being such a piece of shit Vanderwood’s words not urs
  • Like Saeyoung felt guilty enough to make a conscious effort to clean up after himself. He felt like enough of a failure already and hating himself for making his wife clean up after his stupid ass was wholly unnecessary
  • But he also loved that he had someone by his side who loved him and stuck by him despite all his messy habits cut the bby some slack he deserves to be shown all the love in the universe so he took all your scoldings quietly and just gazed at you with hearts in his eyes, still having a hard time believing you were real

- admin Shay

anonymous asked:

Can you do a monsta x reaction to you giving them deprivation from sex(no sex) as a punishment bc you both had a fight? It's okay if you don't want to do it since the request is nsfw ~ !

WEE-WOO WEE-WOO SEMI-NSFW ASK! 
Don’t read it if it’ll make you uncomfortable, okay? 

Also, no worries, cutie! I’m happy to answer all asks that I get. I took this ask as you tease them and then leave to do something else, leaving them all hot and bothered. If I didn’t write this the way that you wanted- like I misunderstood something, just let me know and I’ll redo your request! Thank you so much for requesting.


Shownu: So you guys had a fight, fine. It was honestly not a big deal for Shownu. You both thought the other person was wrong- but it was no big deal! You two would get over the argument soon enough. Or so he thought. But when he pulled you into him as you got ready for your nightly routine, his body pressed so close to yours that not even a piece of paper could squeeze between the two of you, you rolled your eyes before pressing your behind against him, a quiet hum leaving his lips as he pressed against you, even more, his length hardening between both of you before you slide away easily, looking back at him with a raised brow before climbing into bed and turning away. He’d be shook, tbh. But he’d also kinda like it.

Originally posted by garisanee

Wonho: The poor boy. He’d know you were up to something as soon as you put on one of his shirts because that was something that you never did, especially after a fight like the petty one you both took part in earlier that morning, it was either your clothes or no clothes. But his suspicions were washed away as you sat across from him on your love seat as he lounged on your comfortable couch and gave him that look. The look you always gave him when you were up to something…something sexual- lmao okay I’ll stop. He would sit up slowly before standing up and making his way towards you with a small, confident smirk playing on his lips before gently pushing you onto your back, only to be surprised when you suddenly pulled him onto the couch and straddled him. He’d relax as you kissed and nibbled your way down his sensitive neck, moaning quietly at your actions before groaning as you rolled your hips against him before you jumped up, smiled widely and walked away, leaving him confused and hard on your couch.

Originally posted by jungkook-gifs

Minhyuk: Man, he would be really worried after the fight you two had earlier that afternoon. You were only answering him with one-word answers and any time he tried to show you any type of affection, you would brush him off. So when you began pressing kisses to his neck and moving your hands over his body, lingering around his sensitive areas, he’d be just a liiitle bit suspicious. But eventually, he would let it go and go along with whatever plan you had. After a little bit of time, when he thinks that he’s good and in charge, you stand up and stretch, “I have some errands to run, okay, babe?” You say with a smile, winking at him.

Dats when he knew he fucked up- no, sorry, I’ll really stop now. Promise.

Originally posted by shownu-plz

Kihyun: He already knew he fucked up as soon as he had said that it was your job to understand that he couldn’t be with you 24/7 because of his career. He knew that he had hurt your feelings, but in his fit of anger, he wasn’t thinking, although he knew that wasn’t an excuse. He’d tried apologizing all night, but you would smile and nod, brushing him off whenever he tried to hold you. Although he was getting frustrated, he completely understood. And even though it was your evil little plan to tease him and deprive him of sex, when you tried to tease him and turn him on, he’d let you play with him, but he would have already know your plan. He wouldn’t be mad about it though. He does like when you tease him.

Originally posted by 1wice

Hyungwon: Oh, boy. He already knew that you were going to try and play him after your argument earlier. But he would always (happily, might I add) let you tease him. He’s definitely the type of guy that would like it if you took charge every once in a while because his babe is a boss (his boss…oh my god). But seriously, like I said, he already knew that you were playing him but he would still hope that you would do more than just tease him, especially as you gently ran your hand over his hardened member that was hidden behind his sweatpants.

Originally posted by ghoulrebellion

Jooheon: He will be in literal pain. Like, his dick will be aching. He really hadn’t said too much during your fight, he had just rolled his eyes which was probably more irritating than him actually arguing back. But he had been surprised as you sat on his lap, working your hips the way you knew that he liked it, waiting patiently until he was hard before moving away from him and turning on whatever show that you had been watching earlier, a smile on your lips and your hand resting on his leg.

Originally posted by softseong

I.M: You’ve just started a war after you teased him like that. Since you teased him, expect to be teased right back, baby. Even after you had gotten him hard and teetering on the edge of his potential climax, only to leave him to take care of himself, he was planning his revenge.

Originally posted by livelovelunch


This is trash. I am trash. Everything is trash. No, but seriously, I’m pretty disappointed with how this turned out and I’m really sorry. You were probably expecting something better but I just wanted to get this out for you because the longer that I wait to answer things, the less likely it is that the ask will even get answered. You can send in something else if you’d like to but I don’t blame you if you don’t want to lmao.

Anyway, requests are still open so make sure you send them in!

Things tfc characters have said as B99 Quotes
  • Wymack: "Drinks are on me. There's a two drink maximum per person. It is non-transferable. Your guests will pay their own tabs. Valet parking is not included. Tomorrow's briefing will be fifteen minutes earlier than usual."
  • Abby: "Oh, guys, please, please calm down. I hate it when you argue. It reminds of when my dad used to fight with my best friend, my mom."
  • Dan: "I am terrible with kids. I haven't listened to rap music in three years. I don't know the lingo. You have to do this."
  • Matt: "I got aroused last night watching a nature documentary on bees. I was fine until they went inside the hive."
  • Seth: "You guys have been down here for two hours. What, did you have sex forty times?"
  • Neil: "There's only one option for me: Burn my face off with acid and disappear forever."
  • Andrew: "Click. I just captured the exact moment you realized you had failed. I guess we all got something out of this."
  • Aaron: "You think you can just bully people, but you can't. It's not okay. I'm the bully around here. Ask anyone."
  • Katelyn: "Baby, I've got some bad news. Someone painted a giant penis on our minivan. No, you can not have an SUV now. Those things roll, baby, they roll!"
  • Nicky: "We don't need guns. I have a lighter, okay, we get some hairspray, make some flame throwers. Let's fry these bitches."
  • Kevin: "(At cinema to see Moneyball) The statistical analysis. (Sobs) It's so beautiful."
  • Allison: "Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton rehearsed her sex tape."
  • Renee: "What if we wrap his motorcycle in plastic wrap and melt it with a hair dryer? Little trick I learned in gift basket making class."
  • Jeremy: "No, I was out getting him some healing broth. I was torn between chicken or beef, but then it hit me, goat"
  • Riko: "I'm sorry. I tried to be myself and they hated it."
  • Jean: "I was so scared, you guys. A psychic told me I was going to die alone in a pit, and I kept telling myself, "This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit. This is a hole, not a pit." "
  • Lola: "Hello, friends. Who here would like to see a presentation of crime statistics as a function of demographics and time? Who wants to see a picture of a dead body?"
You get sick||Why don't we||Preference two♡

Summary:They take care of you while your sick♡

Warnings: None

Word Count: 2126


Jonah Marais- When Jonah woke up at 3:30am on a Friday morning to the sound of you puking he got up instantly, running to the bathroom and pulling your hair back as he sat down next to you and rubbing your back with a wash cloth ready to wipe your mouth when you were done.

By the time you had finished emptying your stomach you looked up at your boyfriend of 8 months with tears in your eyes, you had never experienced stomach pain so bad in your life.

“Come here princess"Jonah said opening his arms as he leaned against the wall of your bathroom. You crawled into his arms, resting your head on his chest while his arms wrapped around your waist.

After a while of sitting there and your tears and pain didn’t stop Jonah whispered ‘hold on’ and picked you up as you wrapped your legs around his waist and his hand found a place on your bum. Unsure of what he was doing but having full trust in him, you buried your head farther into his neck as you felt him walk down the stairs and into the kitchen. Jonah turned on the lights before setting you down on the kitchen Island and going to the medicine cupboard to find the tums and some flu meds. You hadn’t been feeling well since the two of had gotten home from the Fancy dinner Jonah had taken you out hours before.

"You think you have food poisoning baby?” Jonah asked handing you a cup off water and some advil and placing the tums on the counter next to you and standing between your legs.

“Mhm” You sighed placing your throbbing head back on his chest.

“I just wanna go to sleep” You whispered as Jonah placed a kiss on your head before picking you back up and bringing you back up to the room you shared where you two cuddled while he sung you back to sleep and when you woke up the next morning you felt better and it was all thanks to your amazing boyfriend Jonah.


Daniel Seavey- When Daniel and the boys got back from the studio to the house you and the boys shared he was confused when he didn’t see you up and about like you normally did. When Daniel walked into the two you two shared and saw the tissues all over the bed and your head under the covers he knew it meant only one thing-you were sick.

“Baby why didn’t you call me at the studio? I would have come home and I would have brought soup” He asked shuffling over to the bed as you let out a groan and removed the duvet from your head to expose your horrible bed head and red nose as Daniel let out a chuckle as he took a look at his girlfriend.

“I didn’t wanna bug you baby, your working so hard on the new *sneeze* album and I didn’t want to interrupt you” You sniffled as he crawled into bed with you and pulled you into his arms.

“What have I told you? Day or night if you need me just call me and Ill be there” He said causing a sick chuckle to fall from your lips.

“Hot boy quotes himself to me. is it wrong if that makes me love you more?” You asked causing a large laugh to now fall from his lips, it was like music to your ears. It even made you feel a little better but that was until a huge coffee attack came and then Daniel got up causing a cry to come from you. He had been gone for 6 hours and all you wanted to do was nap with him.

“Ill be back, I’m going to get you cold meds and your favourite soup” He smiled before bending down and placing a kiss on your extremely warm forehead causing his eyes to go wide.

“Baby your burning up?!” He exclaimed before running into the shared bathroom you two had and got a face cloth from the drawer and soaked it in some cool water before coming back into the room and placing it on your face.

“Cheesy Potato Bacon for Tims right?!” Your horsed called out before he opened the door to your room.

“I wouldn’t dream about getting you any other kind of soup dear” he called out before closing the door behind him causing a tired smile to fall on your face before you closed your eyes and fell back asleep until Danny came back.


Jack Avery- Rolling over you let a huge groan as every bone in your body ached but you heard your phone go off playing something different and right away you knew it was Jack calling and if you had ignored it he would have started to worry. Picking up your phone that laid on Jacks side of the bed you slid the answer button to the FaceTime call and waited for his face to pop up.

“Hey babygir- you don’t look so good, are you okay?” He asked, worry completely filling his face as he looked at you.

“Just a flu I think, I feel like shit but ill be fine” You told him, trying your best to give him the 'don’t worry’ smile but today it wasn’t feeling well.

“Jonah give me your phone for a second” He called turning his face away from the phone causing you to assume Jonah was the boy sitting next to him.

You watched as he started typing on Jonahs phone and then looked up at you with a smile.

“How much do you love me?” He asked as he handed Jonah back his phone.

“With my whole heart you goof and you know that, why?” You asked with a tired chuckle, closing your eyes for a moment as dizziness took over your whole body. Fucking colds.

“Well since we are in New York and Im not there to take care of you and we both know you don’t take care of yourself when your sick Ive got Logan bringing over the flu meds that don’t make you loopy and your favourite food from Panera” He said causing a smile to fall on your face, a huge one. Jack was always doing cute things like this, he was always finding some way to take care of you and show you he loves you, he was amazing.

“I love you noodles, so much” you whispered before feeling tiredness fall back on you.

“Get some more rest baby, Logan has a key. I love you princess” He whispered, you felt chills down your spine as it almost felt like he was right there with you, the last thing you hear was the call end, but not without Jack saying that he loves you once more.

That might before he went to bed he sent you a text making sure you had eaten and taken some meds, no one had ever cared for you as much as him.


Zach Herron- You, Zach and the boys had gone on a small vacation just a few hours away from the city to a beautiful beach house that was absolutely breath taking, you had been there for about 3 days out of the two weeks you guys were planning to stay there when you started getting horribly sick. You were puking and coughing like crazy and Zach hadn’t left your side since it had started happening.

“How you feeling baby?” He asked as you laid with your head on his chest and his fingers playing with hair trying to do anything to make the pain go away.

“Can I have some more advil?” You croaked, your throat in extreme pain from puking and coughing so much.

“Not yet princess but soon, Daniel should be back with your food and actually cold meds for you” He whispered placing a kiss on your forehead.

“Im not hungry” You whispered, snuggling your head deeper into his chest.

“Y/n baby, you gotta eat something. Its almost been twenty four hours and thats extremely unhealthy baby” He said, you could hear the seriousness in his voice, Truthfully Zach had never been so worried about you, all the boys were telling him that it was just a flu or a bug and that You’d be fine but every time he followed you into the bathroom to hold your hair back he felt his heart break even more. Zach had horrible anxiety and always worried that normal things were something so much worse, such as a flu being cancer. He couldn’t help but worry about the love of his life.

“Zach baby, its just a bug okay? I will be fine in a few days but yes, Ill eat something if it will make you feel any better. I just feel bad that this is how your spending your vacation” You frowned, placing a kiss on his lower shoulder.

“I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else than here taking care of you princess, I love you” He told you, kissing your forehead for the millionth time because he knew it relaxed your body.


Corbyn Besson- You woke up on your couch from a nap to pounding on your door. Sitting up quickly as you had been startled you looked around to see the sun had gone down and you were sweating like crazy.

Walking Dizzly to the door you opened it to see a worry Corbyn at the other end of the door.

“Y/n are you okay?! Ive been calling you for the last hour and No one has heard from you since two” He said as you stood out of the way so he could walk into your apartment.

“I um-What time is it?” You asked confused as you shut the heavy brown apartment door and looking at him confused.

“Its almost 11pm, Ive been so worried about you baby” Your blonde boyfriend of three months whispered walking closer to you and pulling you closer as he put his hands on your hip.

“I um- f-fell asleep. Im not feeling so well” You whispered closing your eyes making Corbyns whole face drain with worry, he had never seen you like this before. Placing his hands on your forehead his eyes almost popped out of head.

“Baby, your burning up! You need a cool shower, Ill try and find something for you to take while your in there” He said rushing you towards the bathroom.

“Corbyn I don’t think I can stand. Im extremely dizzy” You whispered, you could hardly keep your eyes open, everything was blurry.

Corbyn was officially freaking out now, he had never been so worried about you in his whole life.

“Wheres your Advil baby? We gotta break the fever?” He asked sitting you down on your couch, you directed him to the bathroom cabinet filled with different things and he came back with a bottle of pills and a cup of water.

After you had taken the pills Corbyn picked you up and brought you to the bathroom before turning on the shower and he turned to you.

“Im gonna help you into the shower okay? I know we still aren’t 100% in that place yet and you know I respect that but baby this fever is extremely high and a shower is the only way I know how to bring it down” he told you, if you weren’t sick and on the verge of passing out you were almost positive you would have told him you loved him right there and then.

Since you and Corbyn had started dating he had done amazing and beautiful things like this, he had made you feel respected and love and cared for without even trying. He was an over all amazing human being.

Stripping you down into nothing but your underwear he brought you into the shower where the not too cold but not too warm water either and sat with you at the bottom of the bath with you in-between his legs. Placing kisses on your wet head as he whispered sweet nothings in your ear.

You started feeling better after about half an hour later and Corbyn helped you get out and dried you off before bringing you in your room to get changed. Putting his hoodie on you before finding Pj shorts in your bottom drawer and helping you slip them on.

After tucking you into bed he placed a kiss on your forehead and waited until he thought you were asleep before he got off the chair in the corner of your room and headed towards the door.

“Please stay” you whispered before he could leave. You just wanted him, he made you feel better, he made you feel safe and when you were sick that was all you ever needed. He was all you ever needed.

Brikey diss track // Colby Brock


A/N: this is terrible wow… I didnt know how to do it but I tried!!!!



“Y/N!” Colby called me from Brennens room, I was tired and wanted to relax where they weren’t. “Oh my god what do you want, Brock.” I groaned pulling myself from the soft bed and dragging my tired body to his living room.


“Come react to Brikeys diss track about us.” He patted the seat beside him and I groaned walking over and placing myself on his lap. His arms snaked around my waist and his chin rested on my shoulder.


-


“Hey Colby, you just mad your girl ugly as fuck stop braggin it ain’t funny, besides I can hear the ball and chain dragging.” My jaw dropped and immediately Brennen paused the video. “Those assholes.” I growled.


It was silent for a few seconds then I heard Brennen speak. “They have no facts what the hell.” He laughed and I smiled. “You’re hot babe.” Colby pecked my neck. “Fucking assholes.” Brennen said in a serious tone and I turned to him.


“They’re just mad that they’re still single.” Colby said. “I can’t believe they’d stoop so low to say something about you, especially since you’re literally a model and everyone loves you.” Brennen added.


“You guys need to make a diss track.” I said. “We will.” Brennen nodded. “I’m so pissed right now.” Colby growled and pulled me closer to him. “Baby, its okay.” I kissed his cheek. “No its not. They should have not fucking said anything about you.”


“Well I mean they were dissing you so I guess I had to be in there somehow.” I shrugged. I wasn’t mad or hurt by being called ugly by 16 year old boys. “I know but still.” He said and kissed my neck. “Let’s just finish the song and then later you can rant.” I laughed and nodded to Brennen to start the video.


“Assholes.” Brennen mumbled and started it again. It honestly didn’t bother me but from the looks it really bothers Colby and Brennen. I patted Brennens knee and kissed Colby’s cheek.

calfreezy x reader imagine: it’s just a prank bro!  (i had to lolol im sorry)

REQUESTED:  “Could you do a Calfreezy imagine where he’s planning to pull a prank on (Y/N) by telling her he cheated but she instantly sees the camera and to get back at him she tells him it’s okay because she cheated on him or something like that? And after its just sweet and fluffy. Thank you!”

“Y/N, can I talk to you for a hot sec?” 

Callum leaned his head round the door frame of his bedroom where I was sitting in his bed, scrolling through twitter on my laptop whilst he filmed a Q&A in the other room. He had originally asked me to join him however I declined, not wanting to make an appearance whilst feeling as rough as I did on this day. Last night was New Years; and I remembered absolutely nothing. Not even midnight. For all I know, Callum could have kissed any other girl in the room at midnight and I literally would have not an inkling. This, of course, didn’t leave me feeling in best condition for the first day of the year.

“Sure,” I responded to Callum. “Are you done filming?”

“Yeah.” He answered. I made space in his bed for him to come over however he declined.

“No, in the lounge.”

“Oh Callum why?” I groaned, uncomfortable with the idea of leaving his bed being it was cold and bright outside of this room. 

“I know baby I know, but it’s serious and I don’t want Harry to hear, which he will if I talk to you about it in here.”

“Okay..” I rubbed my head, slightly concerned. “Just give me a minute to adjust.”

“Whatever you wish,” he smiled before leaving the room. I went to log out of twitter when I noticed he had tweeted only a couple of minutes before. The tweet read something about pulling one final prank before the Q&a ended. I logged out, furrowing my eyebrows in confusion as I realised he had told me it was already over, and as I was dry, clean and not physically jumping him, no pranks had been pulled on me as far as I was aware. I stood anyway, stretching. I was wearing only one of Cal’s weezy shirts and my underwear. I contemplated putting on extra clothes but decided against it.

“This better be good, my everything kills.” I warned Callum as I made my way into the lounge. He was sat on a chair in front of the balcony window, another chair next to him reserved for me. He looked nervous. I took my seat, looking up at him.

Behind him, taped to the TV i instantly noticed a go pro. I squinted my eyes to focus on it. Was I being recorded?

“So Y/n,” Cal began to speak, interrupting my thoughts as I looked at him. “Obviously last night was New Years, and we had a party, in this very flat.”

“Yes?” I questioned. “Why are you telling me this, I know, I was there..”

“But you were extremely intoxicated were you not?”

“Well yeah..”

He looked down, his hands clasped together. 

“Last night..I kissed someone else. I cheated. I’m sorry.”

I turned away from him, feeling my heart drop. I looked over at the door contemplating whether or not to just get up and leave when I saw another camera, taped to the top of the door. Then everything made sense: the tweet, the go pro. I was being pranked. 

I looked down, smirking. This should be fun.

“Cal..” I looked back up at him. “I’m so glad were on the same page.”

“I’m so sorry- wait, what?”

“I’m glad you did, because I did too.”

“Y/N? You did what? Are you still drunk why aren’t you mad?”

“Cal,” I grabbed his hand in mine. “At midnight, I kissed Simon. I’m so sorry.”

“Y/n? Are you fucking serious?”

His face paled, jaw wide open. His reaction was priceless. 

“Cal you kissed someone too! it’s alright, we’re even!”

“No we’re not fucking even! You cheated!” He stood up.

“Cal I’m sorry, I was just so drunk and you look so alike..I thought it was you!”

He stood still, his fists clenched. Suddenly his face screwed up.

“You thought he was..Y/N are you pranking me?”

I couldn’t stop the laugh that escaped my mouth as I jumped up onto Cal, wrapping my legs around his waist and my arms around his neck. He stood completely still faking anger, although he couldn’t stop the smile that made it’s way onto his face. I planted small kisses all over his neck.

“I GOT YOU YOU FUCK!” I exclaimed through a laugh. “WHO GOT PRANKED NOW BITCH?”

“YOU FUCKING MADE MY HEART DROP!”

He placed his large hands on my waist, squeezing me before he began tickling me. I giggled into his neck as he carried me over to the sofa and threw me down upon it, still tickling me. When I begged him to stop he didn’t and so I pulled his shirt. He lowered himself onto me and our lips met, smiling against eachother. 

“I love you you fuck,” I whispered into him.

“I love you too.” He replied before kissing me once more. I ran my hands through his hair as he climbed on top of me, his hands still on my waist, briefly coming in contact with the lace of my underwear.

“Oh Jesus get a room you two.” Harry groaned, entering the room suddenly.

“Oops.”

okay imagine this. 
One of John’s favorite jumpers goes missing. And he’s searching for it a few days and John asks Sherlock if he has seen it. And Sherlock’s all like “John, why would I have your jumper? That doesn’t make sense. It’s yours. Besides, I have warm clothes, I hardly need to steal yours.“ or some shit like that. And John just fuckin knows that Sherlock had something to do with its disappearance. But, he doesn’t argue. No, instead he decides to retaliate by taking Sherlock’s…pajama bottoms. He steals them at one point, when he’s doing the laundry, and doesn’t really think about it. That is, until one night. It’s so cold in the flat and he his pjs are dirty and…well, it couldn’t hurt to sleep in Sherlock’s pajamas for one night, right? He’d wash them and it would be fine. The problem is, the pants are so damn comfy. They’re silky and soft and Sherlock’s- John just loves to wear them. So he starts to wear them all the time but he only puts them on as he goes to bed. Sherlock doesn’t and will never know. But one morning - maybe he’s exhausted from a case and isn’t quite thinking yet - he just goes downstairs in the morning to make tea. Without taking the pants off. In fact, he’s standing in front of the stove, wondering why he has had to pull up his pants for the thousandth time, wondering why they’re drooping down his hips, when the reason finally hits him. It’s because they’re too big on him. Because they’re Sherlock’s. Panic sets in and John is about to run upstairs to change but when he turns around Sherlock is just standing behind him and has that blank, blinky expression on his face. And John really just doesn’t know what to say. It’s mostly because of their current situation and he’s confused as to why Sherlock isn’t saying anything and just looking at him Like That and he doesn’t know what to say and he doesn’t understand why Sherlock’s sweater doesn’t fit, did he shrink it in the wash or- John’s jumper. Sherlock is wearing John’s missing jumper.

4

This is a super duper late mothers day gift to you all, and instead of making something sad and angsty with Trisha elric, I made the woman of the four main ships as mothers. THEY’RE SO CUTE I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT LIKE UGH I JUST WANNA SQUEEL

I’m Not Sharing | | G-Eazy

|Requested| 

‘Okay maybe long but bare with me. Could you do one with Gerald based on i mean it more specifically the part where he says they pass girls around. But he hasn’t because hes falling for her? And all the guys are like bothering him about it?’

“We pass pussy ‘round, that’s G shit.”  

_

You had been ‘seeing’ Gerald for a bout two weeks now, and by seeing I mean the two of you had been sleeping together just about every night. Gerald wasn’t one to keep a girl for long, but you were different. 

G sat around the lounge with a group of his friends talking absolute nonsense. Most of the things coming out of his drunken friends mouths was utter bullshit, making up stories to sound cooler and what not. 

“So G?” One of his friends spoke up, taking a sip of his beer. 

“Wad up?” Gerald answered leaning back on the couch.

“Y/N.” He said with a smile.

“What about her?” Gerald questioned.

“When you gonna let us hit it?” 

“Never.” Never Gerald laughed raising his eyebrows. 

“The hell you mean ’never’?” His friend said leaning forwards.  Everyone’s attention was on the two at this point. 

“I mean never.”

“Okay but you get so much pussy, you always share tho.” 

“We’ll I’m not sharin’ this one.” Gerald said setting his beer down and getting up from the couch. He walked over to the kitchen and started fiddling with something. 

“But you’ve had her for two weeks bro, Its time to pass it.” One of the other guys said.

“Can we just drop it? There are plenty of other girls in the world, what’s so special about this one that makes you all think you need her?”

“Yo G, we could ask you the same thing.” The room fell quite as everyone started doing their own thing. Gerald started thinking about the real reason he wasn’t willing to give you up, It was because he had fallen for you. 

Those late nights after the deed had been done, when you were wrapped in one of his shirts with you hair all messy from  previous activities. The way you stuck around instead of leaving after getting what you wanted. When you wrap your arms around him from behind and rest your head on his back. How soft you skin was against his.  The way you’d throw you head back and laugh when he said something funny or the way you’d scrunch your nose when he said something stupid. 

It was the little things you’d done that had made it so hard for Gerald to let you go. Whether he knew it or not you were the first thing that crossed his mind in the morning and last thing at night. It had only been two weeks but G was 100% sure he was in love with you. 

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