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Sirius About Human Sacrifice

So yeah. I. I got into Gravity Falls. And then I got into the Transcendence AU. And I’ve been slowly working my way through the archive and stumbled upon this headcanon. And had to write it instead of, naturally, doing my homework.
So. I guess. Enjoy?

Sirius Black, odd name aside, was probably one of the best recruits Jon Sabinger had seen in the last few years. He was charismatic, didn’t seem too turned off by the sight of blood, and had a good head on his shoulders for words. It really was too bad they had to sacrifice him.

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After Weirdmageddon (part one)

Yet Another Transcendence Origin Fic (there can never be too many TAU fic)

White.

There was no place to flee as the mind of Stanley Pines crumbled around him, faded into blinding, burning white. They’d tricked him.

He couldn’t help the flare of amusement. Who would have thought some dumb fleshbags could ever beat him? He sure hadn’t!

But as the memories of Stanley Pines disappeared around him, as he begged and pleaded with that s̜̣͇t̺̞̝͞ͅú̥̺p͍͝i̞͘d͇ ̷͈m̞̙̩̱̰̠͖o̫̥r͍t̥̻̼al͕̦ ̥̝̤̣͕̲̥w͇̖ho̙͈̹̞̗̣ͅ ̝̘͍ḩ̲̲a̞͜d͚͖͖͜ ͈͓̭̦͍ͯ t̹͎͈͛ͤr̦̭̻͇̠ͤỉ͎̻̱̝̅ͧͨ̚c̜̘̳̽͋͗͛̉̀k̗̣̦̀̀ͭ̊̈ͥ̓ͫͥe͓͓̒ͫͥd̻̱͔̦̼̖ͩͣͬ̇ ͈̻̬̞͈͈̈ͨ̾̃ͥͧͅh̠̦̱̖̞̰͈̝̱̎ͤ̋̿i͕̳̰̣͍͇̣̐̍ͦ̂m̱̫̗̼͙̬̔̌, he became aware of it.

There. A back door, a way out, he was not beaten yet -

Pine Tree had forgotten something, hadn’t he?

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