it's just so deadpan and funny

anonymous asked:

How do you feel about Ameice? :0 I may ask for some when requests are back, but I'd like your opinion on it, because its another rare pair

i like!! ameice!!! its a cute ship very much :O i do think Emil would be so flustered?? and not know how to handle all of Alfred’s emotions? like he can deal because Matthias is kind of the same but Alfred is showing that affection towards him. like its funny when Matthias does it to Lukas but this is UNFAIR!!

and alfred would be so!! honest and openly likeing Emil?? like emil takes him to see the volcanoes.. i have a thing about emil showing people his explosive nature.. anyway. Nature! and alfred would just deadpan “wow youre beautiful” and then salkjhglkjshglzdh on emil’s part oh noooo

aahh i love all the rare pairs aahhhh

Sugar Cookies - Adrinette AU

Adrien and Marinette where…

“There’s only one plug in this entire coffee shop and you’re sitting right in front of it and you’re not even using it, and my laptop is about to die in the middle of this online exam I’m taking so whatever I don’t care how intimidatingly attractive you are I’m sitting down at your table to plug my shit in” AU

… because I’m trying to get back into the swing of writing by practicing on AU prompts, and I’m always a sucker for anything Adrinette, especially since this particular fic is in one of my favorite settings: The Coffee Shop AU.

… and lowkey a Christmas AU because it’s time to get festive! Merry Christmas to @wileen-woleen from your secret Santa! And thank you to @mlsecretsanta for hosting this event!

Disclaimer: I’ve been neglecting research on how French schools work because I’m still trying to figure out how American schools work, so if you could pardon the inaccuracy…


Marinette Dupain-Cheng was running on approximately zero hours of sleep since Thursday— It was Saturday. At this point, her body was running solely on caffeine and sheer willpower.

She knew getting into the school of her dreams meant a lot of hard work, but she didn’t imagine it would be this hard, especially with the holidays coming just around the corner. Not only did Marinette have four exams to take on Monday and only one weekend to study for them, she also had to find the time to miraculously buy everyone presents.

But finding Christmas gifts were the least of her worries— Right now, Marinette had her brain hardwired to pass finals. In fact, she was in the middle of taking an exam right now. Albeit, it was only for practice, it might as well have been the real thing, given the very real anxiety and frustration twitching at her fingertips as she clicked away her answers.

She had just gotten to the last question on her test when a little window popped open at the lower right corner of her laptop.

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You know that Jughead meme thats going around? The I’m a weird guy I wear the same hat meme? (It’s terrible since I sorta watch Archie and I genuinely like Jughead but whatever)

My dad is that meme in THE WORST WAY.

So storytime, at work my boss’ kid came to help us with this massive event we put on. He’s 14 so the right age to be a little dumb but we were all dumb at 14 and he’s a sweet kid so its mostly funny. So his dad had him doing soundchecks and basically stuck him at the big mic and made him talk for like 10 minutes. So the kid is on his phone reading sports headlines and everything is ‘lit’

Is it a okay for a 14 year old white boy to overuse the word lit? I’m also white so like…idk I kept thinking this but it was just too funny to me as this kid is *very deadpan* just being like “Oh Serena Williams is pregnant…that’s lit…um my parents turn all my apps off at 8:45…that’s un-lit” 

Maybe you had to be there but it was fucking hilarious to me. I’m helping set up lights and things with our crew who are all close enough to my age and we’re all going “Hey is this duct tape lit?” “No…that’s unlit”

It was hilarious.

So I call my dad today to tell him about the event and after he already made a kindergartener’s very adorable speech about Donald Drumpf(Listen I hate him too but this kindergartner was super cute why not just enjoy that for 5 seconds?) I decide to tell him this funny story about all the things that are Lit and Un-Lit. I briefly explain it’s slang(I can’t talk to him about appropriation but I said it was African American slang…I think that’s correct isn’t it? ANYWAYS) so I explain lit just means cool as far as I can tell from context clues.

And then my dad has a fucking conniption.

Like all hail the language police apparently because my dad was SO ORIGINAL, he never followed THE HERD. He’s not a part of the *hivemind.* All these kids making up language in 10 years it will just be gibberish and why do I use the word dude so much! It’s a dumb word based on a type of cattle rancher so we’re all calling eachother cattle ranchers and one day we’ll call eachother cows and I’m like….so? Language changes and you can enjoy poetry and shakespeare and still follow the modern lexicon as well it doesn’t mean your sacrificing your identity to ‘the herd’ as it were. Meanwhile my dads like I NEVER EVER DID WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO. IF YOU READ MY 8th GRADE POETRY YOU’D SEE I’VE BEEN AN ORIGINAL FOREVERRRRR. And I’m like that’s real nice people can talk however they like and we went in that circle until I cut him off to eat dinner but like god damn. My dad is that special snowflake and probably A Nice Guy™ to boot….I mean he’s been single for this long for a reason and I’m pretty sure it’s his personality 

Imagine Figuring Out Right Away Who “Matt The Radar Technician” Is And Finding Him Adorable

Originally posted by nbcsnl

Originally posted by astrology-zone

(Same reader as in this and this imagines!)

You couldn’t help giggling when you saw “Matt the Radar Technician” walking down the hall, instantly knowing his face behind the large, dorky glasses he wore.

“What are you laughing about, Y/N?” Hux asked you, as you were both walking down the hall together.

“N-Nothing!” you quickly covered your mouth with your hand, now laughing at both Kylo’s disguise and Hux’s obliviousness. “Uh, ahem, uh, Matt? I’d like to speak with you for a moment.” You tried to sound authoritative, but Hux just rolled his eyes at you.

“You’re wasting your time, Y/N,” he said.

“No, no, this is perfectly productive,” you started to laugh as you pulled “Matt” down the hall and into an alcove, where he glowered down at you.

“This isn’t funny, Y/N,” he said. “I’m doing this for a very serious invest-”

“But you’re so cute!” you squealed, pinching the Knight of Ren’s cheek. “Look at your cute, dorky glasses! And the hair! I…gah, I just wanna hug you!”

“I don’t hug people,” Kylo deadpanned.

“Please?” you gave him your best kicked-puppy look, “Just one hug for your favorite not-commanding commander?” Kylo sighed, and gave you one very awkward hug, which made you start bouncing happily in his grip.

Hux, meanwhile, was watching you both with confusion and disdain, wondering how you could possibly be so…not like a First Order commander.

(For Anon)

zodiac signs and puns
  • aries: laughs at every pun, especially their own puns, and cannot stop even if it was terrible
  • taurus: knows like one pun that they think is really fucking hilarious and they make it whenever possible
  • gemini: almost exclusively makes puns that are completely nonsensical
  • cancer: loves puns unironically, winks at you every time you catch one they made
  • leo: has never made a pun in their life, laughs respectfully at other people's puns but internally doesn't get the point
  • virgo: makes a pun and then makes this shit eating grin and "aaahh?? aaahhhh???" noises until you laugh
  • libra: literally just puns nonstop and they are all obnoxious
  • scorpio: will murder you if you make one but they secretly think it's funny as hell
  • saggitarius: makes really mediocre puns but also does fingerguns every time as if they are smooth as fuck
  • capricorn: deadpans every pun so you're not even sure if it was intentional
  • aquarius: gets really annoyed at other people's puns but laughs for hours at their own
  • pisces: makes a pun and then is immediately smug bc they think they're So Clever

anonymous asked:

my headcanon is that, after widowmaker and tracer starts dating, amelie gets really clingy whenever lena's around, holding her hands, hugging her from behind, any sort of physical contact really, no one makes any comment on it because they don't have a death wish but its funny to see someone like amelie being affectionate.

OH!!!!! That’s so cute though and yeah I can totally see it. 

She does these things with a completely deadpan look on on her face, she’s the ultimate tsun. But Lena knows and is smiling like a fucking loser the entire time.

Say for example Lena is hanging with her squad, literally chatting away while in Amelie’s lap. Her arms around her chin resting on her shoulder, looking utterly bored and holding her close. Lena can’t be as animated but she’s just beaming and it takes awhile for the others to get used to it. 

I think at first D.Va is the only one brave stupid enough to attempt to say something but she is quickly silenced with a glare that might kill if she willed it so. Since then no one says a thing about this clingy spider woman. Keeping in mind the height difference this is hysterical and I love it.