it's just a mixtape

AU where Mandy and Jenny put out any fire in the Haus before it can even be noticed by the Boys. 

Sometimes it’s not an easy job.

 It’s April 26th, why do you need to be setting off fireworks you hot mess of a human being? All the Haus sees is a broken window as a large firework blasts through the door.

And there was that one time where Ransom went a little crazy with the retail therapy and bought, like, 50 yankee candles from the girl going door to door fundraising. You don’t light them all at once boy, ffs. Mandy and Jenny are pleased when Jack pulls out the Sin Bin and makes him put in 20 bucks for the unholy mixing of scents which permeated every inch of the Haus. 

They get why the new kid likes the oven. It was really the first thing that helped him connect with his teammates in a way that didn’t terrify them. They saw the way he entered the house with his shoulders hunched up almost all the way to his ears, afraid that something could go wrong at any moment. Then he saw the kitchen, and decided that he would make it his. So yeah, Mandy and Jenny get it. 
But Good ol Betsy is a becoming something of a hazard. Mandy and Jenny had to snuff out a flame that would have burned the whole house down in no time. Bitty would only see a burned dish waiting for him when he returned. 

After a night of arguing, Mandy and Jenny agreed that it would be best that Betsy be put to rest. The oven doesn’t turn on after then no matter how hard Dex tries. 

Summers were quiet. Everyone was out and Mandy and Jenny could just relax for three whole months without too much responsibility. Really, they’ve done their best to try to give these boys common sense. They’ve added several shows about fires onto Jacks list of “to watch” documentaries, which should be noted is hand written and very meticulous. After he watched them, Jack made the Haus do one fire drill. One. Jack woke them up at 3am and had made them practice evacuating three different times. Because “No Bittle you do not need to your recipe book with you it’s a drill”
“You said that you have to practice like it’s the real deal, Jack. I’m not letting moomaw’s secrets go like that”. 

And the danger of fire has been a lot less since Jack got that fancy new Betsy 2.0. That thing works so nicely. 

So yeah, summer. Not much to worry about that they haven’t seen before. The Haus is quiet, and then it’s a little less quiet as Bittle enters the Haus, changes out of his suit and into his comfy clothes and enters Chowder’s new room to finish up some laundry. He doesn’t make it very far before Mandy and Jenny realize that he is not Ok. 

His face is all blotched and he’s sniffling. Mandy and Jenny don’t really know how to cheer him up. Fixing heartbreak is hard to do non-corporeally. So they look at his phone and queue up the song that he’s always singing in the shower. Maybe that will help him just cry it out. 

The song comes on and he immediately blasts it to where that’s the only thing he can hear around him. There’s nothing that Mandy and Jenny can do to get Bittle to notice when Jack bursts up the stairs and shouts his name into his room. All they want to do is scream “he’s over here!” at Jack, who is looking into Bitty’s room like he’s already making a sad mixtape titled “Love Lost” in his head. 

Then there’s a sniffle from Bitty, and Jack turns around. And he kisses him. And kisses him again. And again. 

For the first time in 22 years, Mandy and Jenny don’t have to worry about the sparks flying in the Haus. 


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pocket sized J-hope trying to start a fire with his mixtape but he’s only able to make a small spark because he’s so smol

anonymous asked:

advice on trying not to be anxious because of the superbowl being combined with hamilton because I honestly don't know if i can keep up with the fandom if they make me feel bad for not watching something i'm not interested in

oh don’t ever worry about not being up to date on everything or that you “need” to watch this or that to be part of the fandom. It does not gain you anything, it does not affect anyone personally, its for your own entertainment!! It does not need to a point that it already feels like “work” because you are being pressured to watch it. Just have fun and tell yourself your decision to not watch it is valid!! :D I belieb in u

okay but can u imagine yoongi going up to namjoon and hoseok asking them all shyly if they want to help him with his mixtape by being gang vocals and proceeds to tell them how its just a mixtape and they dont have to do it if they dont want to and then namjoon and hoseok look at each and smile and theyre just like “we would be honored, hyung.” and yes im crying now

I am so goddamn proud of Yoongi

Imagine going on a road trip with Vernon early in the morning.

if you don’t take the time to read the lyrics of every one of yoongi’s songs, you are sincerely missing out. they are beautiful and emotional and real, and while he has always been very passionate and explicit about his feelings in his writing, this mixtape is really an open book. yoongi shows us that he has and still is going through a lot of shit, a lot of shit that is really difficult to open up about, but he is so strong and talented, and he created something so beautiful out of it. please really listen to and love this mixtape, it’s seriously a work of art.

Min Yoongi releasing his mixtape, along with a MV does not mean this is an opportunity to bash and degrade Namjoon.

Both boys, along with the rest of Bangtan work so hard in order to release music for their fans. They are the ones who are most critical about their work, and to have that work be reduced to nothing besides fuel for a non existent competition between members is dissapointing.

Namjoon and Yoongi are each other’s biggest supporters, along with a six year friendship between the two, so I doubt they’d want bashing to happen against each other.

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“On three,” Andrea called, tilting her head back to look at the oversized phone screen. “Okay, one, two, three! Smile!”

The audible snap from the iPhone echoed out. A couple seconds later and she frowned at the screen and sighed heavily. “No one smiled. Of course.” Austin began to get up from his position on the ground, but she stopped him short. “You stay right there, I’m getting one nice one with everyone smiling if it’s the last thing I do. 

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