it's just a hallucination

I’m both loving and am terrified of Hallucination!Jack. 

He starts looking exactly like our favorite samurai, but with a bit more of a temper.

In the very next episode, he’s exaggerated. Longer limbs, crazy face, a much more erratic way of speaking, and acting menacingly. I hope that he gets crazier with each subsequent appearance.

But do you want to know who he’s starting to remind me of?

Long limbs, crazy expressions, speaking erratically…

Most people know Waluigi doesn’t have his own game or had any role in a main series Nintendo game, but I don’t think some people understand how bizarre Waluigi’s situation really is.

He hasn’t just ‘not had a role’, we don’t see him at all. He’s never mentioned, not by his ‘bro’ Wario in Warioware, not by his nemesis Luigi. Not by anyone

Outside of spin-off sports titles, second party games and Smash bros. there are a few hints of him (from my knowledge)

  1. In Game and Watch (not Warioware!), he’s a boxer for a mini-game
  2. In Thousand Year Door, you can get a purple hat and sleeves alt.
  3. In Super Mario maker, he’s a playable mushroom power-up

That’s it.

Waluigi has been in over 50 games and the only sports game in recent memory I can think where he wasn’t playable was Mario kart 7 and even then he had his own course ‘Waluigi Pinball’ in it. Since his creation, there hasn’t been a year where Waluigi has not appeared in a game. 16 years straight of consistent Waluigi right there, folks.

Waluigi has had serious screen time. He has had more voice acting, lines of dialogue and more information dropped about him then some main characters in other games. He’s had considerable parts in the tennis and golf games, with cutscenes and large roles alongside Wario. We all know his character, we’ve seen him around everywhere.

So why have we never seen him in a Nintendo game? Not even as an npc whose only line of dialogue is ‘wah’. Not even as a passing Easter egg? Not even as a poster in the background or in a single line of text from a toad hinting to him?

Its just so strange. It makes him feel like a mass hallucination that only appears when you say the words ‘sports’


gtkm challenge || [1/5] male characters ➢ hideyoshi nagachika

“Cause if boys will be boys, we do the best that we can. Cover for our brothers, while we suffer from our own hands. Boys will be boys, that’s the way that this thing goes. When mothers lose their sons and their  f a t h e r s   w a t c h   t h e m   g o.”

✖ we’re not ashes ✖

A Penny For Your Thoughts, £400 For Your Meal

its now been a clean 2 weeks since i posted the last thing so here we go i guess,,, next thing i post should be the angus thongs au so i hope this tides you all over xxx

my love to @alrightevans @alrightpotter and @prongsyouignoramus for helping me get it from the mess it was when i wrote it 18 months ago to this


8:50. Avery glances at the bill and goes down to his car to retrieve his conveniently forgotten wallet.

8:59. Malfoy goes down to see what’s keeping him.

9:29. Nott slips out to answer an important call.

9:44. Mulciber dons his coat to take a piss.

9:51. Severus excuses himself for a quick fag, and Lily is left sitting alone at their table with a growing sense of suspicion.

9:53. Lily finally convinces herself to look at the bill, and her stomach drops to her knees.

11:41. “Ma’am?” the waitress asks, and Lily was sure she’d seen the worst of the girl’s frown, but she was wrong.

“A-another glass, please,” she mumbles, and the waitress’ eye roll and impatient huff says it all. There are eight or nine completely full glasses in a little grove in front of her already, and she doesn’t exactly have a plan of action, but at least this is buying her more time.

She’s buying herself more time, with money she doesn’t have.

“Of course,” the waitress spits, and sweeps away.

This close to midnight, Lily’s fairly confident they’d like to shut up shop shortly. She tears her eyes away from the frankly excessive amount of wine sitting full in front her, and glances around the previously bustling dining hall. She almost, almost pegs herself as the last diner, but there’s a man about her age on the other side of the room. He has a dozen or so desserts scattered around him, each as untouched as every one of her wine glasses. He gives her a tight smile as they make eye contact, and turns back to his food, pensive. Lily does the same.

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little psychotic things

-ripping up your skin trying to get the bugs out

-heartbreaking hallucinations

-my best friend is staring at me smiling and they wont talk to me or move PLEASE MOVE PLEASE SAY SOMETHING OH GOD

-somethings behind me help

-constantly feeling like you’re being chased

-I Have Started Laughing And I Can’t Seem To Stop

-you thought you just had a lot of imaginary friends but they turn out to be advanced visual and auditory hallucinations

-when theyre tellin you to kill your friends and your just damn man im trying o take a nap chill

-resist the urge to rip out the strangers hair. its made of worms but you must resist

-thinking you did the thing you were supposed to do but actually youve been sitting motionless for a long time and you are now too exhausted to actually do the thing

-why does everyone have really big shoulders?

-sir your eye is changing color please look away

-Everyone Is Staring At Me I Must Run

-hearing the same god damn song all day but no ones playing it its just an auditory hallucination


-all these damn movies relying on the psycho killer trope ://


-There’s bark in my hair. My hair is full of bark

-being sexualized by the media???? what

-that one person you saw the other day had monster feet but shh its a secret

-this paper is breathing the trees not dead

do you ever just wake up and you know you’re going to have a bad day

Fallout 4 Starters
  • "Believe it, bucko. Now isn't there someone else you should be irritating?"
  • "I've seen soldiers come and go. Some were brave. Some were honest. Some were even heroic. But I've never called any of them a friend."
  • "(name), it's me, your old pal! Shaemus McFuckyourself!"
  • "Huh. Always just figured I hallucinated this thing."
  • "The Apocalypse? Sign me the hell up!"
  • "Oh, I'm going in naked. Fingers crossed I get super powers!"
  • "My girlfriend left the cap off the toothpaste. You know who does that? A fucking synth".
  • "Well suck a dick son"
  • "Could you say that like Dr. Frankenstein? Igor, fetch me the brain..."
  • "Whatever caused our fates to intertwine would never let them unravel."
  • "You're a single bomb in an arsenal of thousands preparing to lay waste to what's left of mankind."
  • "I'm calling it here. This world can bite my ass."
  • "You're all living in rusty shacks, killing each other, and my God, the smell..."
  • Will you hold me if I need you too?"
  • "(Name) and I are gonna share a mind? I'm not gonna see him in any...compromising positions, am I?"
  • "People keep giving me the strangest looks... Is there something wrong with my backside?"
  • "In a hundred years, when I finally die, I hope I go to hell, so I can kill you again."
  • "Oh, sure, I love scams! Are you a Nigerian prince?"
  • "You can't just slap a piece of mirelurk meat in between two slices of bread and call it a sandwich!"
  • "No I'm here to pick up an order. Two pepperoni pizzas and a calzone. Name of Fuck You"
  • "Don't worry, I only test the guns on customers I don't like."
  • "Yea, I got shot in the ass last summer. What about it?"
  • "Because if there's one thing I learned, its that war, war never changes."
  • "Does someone need me to kick their ass?!"
  • "I remember an old friend used to tell me to fight the good fight."
  • "Anything that can kill a man, I sell. Except suicidal depression. That is unfortunately not packageable."
  • "Perhaps we should file a police report? The little objects can go in baggies as evidence?"
  • "Another settlement needs your help."
'big bang is like the beyonce of kpop'

i have never heard anything more accurate tbh

anonymous asked:

the reason why nobody seemed to care about sana? it's bc they were just her hallucinations. it's postapocalyptic oslo. Nissen is infested with zombie snakes but they remind sana of her lost friends. Elias fires a gun at the snakes and says 'lets go'

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH someone write me a postapocalyptic bakkoush sibling fic like please this is amazing content this is way too good of an idea to come from julie

send me your worst skam theories

Hey buds how do you ignore hallucinations. Like logically I know there isn’t someone in my room peeking out at me and I know something isn’t trying to escape my head through my eyes but like when you can feel and see it, its really fucking hard to look at the logical side so.

i think it may be time to bring ambien back into my life so that i can get back onto a healthier sleep schedule.

ahhhh…… ambien………….

approx. 30 minutes later:


I’ve been thinking about this theory recently and I think it makes great sense after all we saw on this show. This theory is really long, but worth reading. I was always searching for clues about Aria being the one behind it all, pulling the strings. But after I re-watched the show, I realized that it has been here in front of us all along. ALISON IS A.D. This has always been about her. She was always cold, manipulative psychopath, which might sound funny right now when she’s all about helping the other girls, other people, being kind. But the thing about this show is that you should never really trust anyone. The whole show, the whole mystery, the “A” game, it all has been about Alison and she was the one behind it all, always. Lets start by picking up the clues from the show. 1x01, PILOT EPISODE. The show starts with girls having fun in the middle of the night when they suddenly hear a noise. They stand up, freaked out, looking at the door to see who is outside when suddenly who jumps in from outside to scare her? ALISON. I think the opening scene of the show is the biggest clue producers gave us. During every season girls are chased, threatened by a person who they don’t know the identity of when in real its so simple. It’s ALISON. Just like in the opening scene, she jumps in and scare the girls which is what the whole game of her is about. Scaring the girls, making them believe they are in danger, trying to blame them for everything. This is what Alison did and will always do, why? Because she simply is psychopath and she enjoys playing the game. 2x13. THE FIRST SECRET. Obvious clue when girls are at spencer’s and they see someone outside in a creepy costume. Then the person goes out from the backyard and Alison comes in the room looking out from the window, saying: “Whoever it was they’re gone. And after that in the middle of the episode she says: "it’s the guy who was chasing us at spencer’s, he had the same costume”. How do she even knew that if she didn’t see anyone whens she looked out from the window. That proves that as always she knows more than it seems. She made that prank to scare girls and after they got creeped out, she was just sitting there waiting for them to see her, eating ketchup from the knife. This clearly is not what “friends” are for. Thats the whole thing. Alison never was their friend, she was always just puppet muster. I think that was why the episode was called “the first secret”, because Alison didn’t say the truth that she was behind it all. 4x13. GRAVE NEW WORLD. When the girls discovered that she was alive. It is too obvious that she likes this drama going around, girls running in the woods to find her. Why wouldn’t she just visit the girls when they were somewhere alone. Why show up in a crowd and then start running in the woods like its a horror movie? Because she enjoyed that. She always did. Also, visiting the girls one by one - Hanna in the hospital, the others at their houses. Making them feel like they are hallucinating or dreaming, its just like shes playing a controlling games. Girls begged her to tell them the truth because Alison always said that she knew who “A” was. But she didn’t tell them, because she is the main Uber A herself so she cant play the game anymore if she reveals herself. Thats why she brought everyone in rosewood again. Not because of her sister or something. Just because of the game. Ali was also really good at playing someone else she wasn’t. All that wigs and Vivian Darkbloom costumes for what? she just liked being someone else. Everyone was in the dollhouse, the only person who wasn’t there was Alison, and she never would be. And at the end, all I can say is that I don’t trust Alison. I really dont. She might seem kind and sweet after all, but truth always is hiding behind the lie. A is for Alison. ALISON IS FREAKIN ‘MISS ME’ UBER A.

Originally posted by secretss-never-die