Most people know Waluigi doesn’t have his own game or had any role in a main series Nintendo game, but I don’t think some people understand how bizarre Waluigi’s situation really is.
He hasn’t just ‘not had a role’, we don’t see him at all. He’s never mentioned, not by his ‘bro’ Wario in Warioware, not by his nemesis Luigi. Not by anyone.
Outside of spin-off sports titles, second party games and Smash bros. there are a few hints of him (from my knowledge)
In Game and Watch (not Warioware!), he’s a boxer for a mini-game
In Thousand Year Door, you can get a purple hat and sleeves alt.
In Super Mario maker, he’s a playable mushroom power-up
Waluigi has been in over 50 games and the only sports game in recent memory I can think where he wasn’t playable was Mario kart 7 and even then he had his own course ‘Waluigi Pinball’ in it. Since his creation, there hasn’t been a year where Waluigi has not appeared in a game. 16 years straight of consistent Waluigi right there, folks.
Waluigi has had serious screen time. He has had more voice acting, lines of dialogue and more information dropped about him then some main characters in other games. He’s had considerable parts in the tennis and golf games, with cutscenes and large roles alongside Wario. We all know his character, we’ve seen him around everywhere.
So why have we never seen him in a Nintendo game? Not even as an npc whose only line of dialogue is ‘wah’. Not even as a passing Easter egg? Not even as a poster in the background or in a single line of text from a toad hinting to him?
Its just so strange. It makes him feel like a mass hallucination that only appears when you say the words ‘sports’
“Cause if boys will be boys, we do the best that we can. Cover for our brothers, while we suffer from our own hands. Boys will be boys, that’s the way that this thing goes. When mothers lose their sons and their f a t h e r s w a t c h t h e m g o.”
more trash from the street rats au. as in a shitty unedited and mostly unexplained comic i scribbled down as soon as i woke up with no references, so sorry in advance lmao. like its uglie but im posting it anyway.
The wolf woman is a myth. A pervasive myth, but a myth nonetheless. At least, that’s what anyone with half a brain would tell you. The stories about a wolf who would turn into a beautiful woman and rescue you from the gentry? Totally fake. Like, how would that even work. Its probably just hallucinations when someone who was less stupid than you manages to grab you and pull you onto the pavement before They manage to clutch your ankle and… Well. But either way. Fake.
However, if you try to find Prof. Emily Fenrir on a full moon, you will find a suspicious lack of professor in her office. And all of her students swear by the myth. And there are a Suspicious number of chew toys in her classroom.
Its definitely a coincidence though. The wolf-woman of Elsewhere University is not real. That just doesn’t make sense.
(I firmly believe there are werewolves in this place, and u cannot stop me)
8:50. Avery glances at the bill and goes down to his car to
retrieve his conveniently forgotten wallet.
8:59. Malfoy goes down to see what’s keeping him.
9:29. Nott slips out to answer an important call.
9:44. Mulciber dons his coat to take a piss.
9:51. Severus excuses himself for a quick fag, and Lily is
left sitting alone at their table with a growing sense of suspicion.
9:53. Lily finally convinces herself to look at the bill,
and her stomach drops to her knees.
11:41. “Ma’am?” the waitress asks, and Lily was sure she’d
seen the worst of the girl’s frown, but she was wrong.
“A-another glass, please,” she mumbles, and the waitress’
eye roll and impatient huff says it all. There are eight or nine completely
full glasses in a little grove in front of her already, and she doesn’t exactly have a plan of action, but at
least this is buying her more time.
herself more time, with money she doesn’t have.
“Of course,” the waitress spits, and sweeps away.
This close to midnight, Lily’s fairly confident they’d like
to shut up shop shortly. She tears her eyes away from the frankly excessive
amount of wine sitting full in front her, and glances around the previously
bustling dining hall. She almost, almost
pegs herself as the last diner, but there’s a man about her age on the other
side of the room. He has a dozen or so desserts scattered around him, each as
untouched as every one of her wine glasses. He gives her a tight smile as they
make eye contact, and turns back to his food, pensive. Lily does the same.
just saw a man appear out of thin air like some harry potter type bullshit, smirk at me and walk down and alley next to my house, like it’s not dark enough not to notice someone walking what the fuck, he literally wasn’t there one moment and then he was