it's just a hallucination

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i wasnt feeling okay for a while

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i feel like the bacterial contamination/calne-style body horror thing is kinda old by now but like… insect-y features are so great

I’m both loving and am terrified of Hallucination!Jack. 

He starts looking exactly like our favorite samurai, but with a bit more of a temper.

In the very next episode, he’s exaggerated. Longer limbs, crazy face, a much more erratic way of speaking, and acting menacingly. I hope that he gets crazier with each subsequent appearance.

But do you want to know who he’s starting to remind me of?

Long limbs, crazy expressions, speaking erratically…

Most people know Waluigi doesn’t have his own game or had any role in a main series Nintendo game, but I don’t think some people understand how bizarre Waluigi’s situation really is.

He hasn’t just ‘not had a role’, we don’t see him at all. He’s never mentioned, not by his ‘bro’ Wario in Warioware, not by his nemesis Luigi. Not by anyone

Outside of spin-off sports titles, second party games and Smash bros. there are a few hints of him (from my knowledge)

  1. In Game and Watch (not Warioware!), he’s a boxer for a mini-game
  2. In Thousand Year Door, you can get a purple hat and sleeves alt.
  3. In Super Mario maker, he’s a playable mushroom power-up

That’s it.

Waluigi has been in over 50 games and the only sports game in recent memory I can think where he wasn’t playable was Mario kart 7 and even then he had his own course ‘Waluigi Pinball’ in it. Since his creation, there hasn’t been a year where Waluigi has not appeared in a game. 16 years straight of consistent Waluigi right there, folks.

Waluigi has had serious screen time. He has had more voice acting, lines of dialogue and more information dropped about him then some main characters in other games. He’s had considerable parts in the tennis and golf games, with cutscenes and large roles alongside Wario. We all know his character, we’ve seen him around everywhere.

So why have we never seen him in a Nintendo game? Not even as an npc whose only line of dialogue is ‘wah’. Not even as a passing Easter egg? Not even as a poster in the background or in a single line of text from a toad hinting to him?

Its just so strange. It makes him feel like a mass hallucination that only appears when you say the words ‘sports’

✖ we’re not ashes ✖

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gtkm challenge || [1/5] male characters ➢ hideyoshi nagachika

“Cause if boys will be boys, we do the best that we can. Cover for our brothers, while we suffer from our own hands. Boys will be boys, that’s the way that this thing goes. When mothers lose their sons and their  f a t h e r s   w a t c h   t h e m   g o.”

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more trash from the street rats au. 
as in a shitty unedited and mostly unexplained comic i scribbled down as soon as i woke up with no references, so sorry in advance lmao. 
like its uglie but im posting it anyway. 

The Wolf-Woman of Elsewhere

The wolf woman is a myth. A pervasive myth, but a myth nonetheless. At least, that’s what anyone with half a brain would tell you. The stories about a wolf who would turn into a beautiful woman and rescue you from the gentry? Totally fake. Like, how would that even work. Its probably just hallucinations when someone who was less stupid than you manages to grab you and pull you onto the pavement before They manage to clutch your ankle and… Well. But either way. Fake.

However, if you try to find Prof. Emily Fenrir on a full moon, you will find a suspicious lack of professor in her office. And all of her students swear by the myth. And there are a Suspicious number of chew toys in her classroom.

Its definitely a coincidence though. The wolf-woman of Elsewhere University is not real. That just doesn’t make sense.

Right?

—–

(I firmly believe there are werewolves in this place, and u cannot stop me)

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little psychotic things

-ripping up your skin trying to get the bugs out

-heartbreaking hallucinations

-my best friend is staring at me smiling and they wont talk to me or move PLEASE MOVE PLEASE SAY SOMETHING OH GOD

-somethings behind me help

-constantly feeling like you’re being chased

-I Have Started Laughing And I Can’t Seem To Stop

-you thought you just had a lot of imaginary friends but they turn out to be advanced visual and auditory hallucinations

-when theyre tellin you to kill your friends and your just damn man im trying o take a nap chill

-resist the urge to rip out the strangers hair. its made of worms but you must resist

-thinking you did the thing you were supposed to do but actually youve been sitting motionless for a long time and you are now too exhausted to actually do the thing

-why does everyone have really big shoulders?

-sir your eye is changing color please look away

-Everyone Is Staring At Me I Must Run

-hearing the same god damn song all day but no ones playing it its just an auditory hallucination

-Panic™

-all these damn movies relying on the psycho killer trope ://

-GET OUTTA MY FOOD GOD DAMN SPIDERS FUCK

-There’s bark in my hair. My hair is full of bark

-being sexualized by the media???? what

-that one person you saw the other day had monster feet but shh its a secret

-this paper is breathing the trees not dead

A Penny For Your Thoughts, £400 For Your Meal

its now been a clean 2 weeks since i posted the last thing so here we go i guess,,, next thing i post should be the angus thongs au so i hope this tides you all over xxx

my love to @alrightevans @alrightpotter and @prongsyouignoramus for helping me get it from the mess it was when i wrote it 18 months ago to this

AO3


8:50. Avery glances at the bill and goes down to his car to retrieve his conveniently forgotten wallet.

8:59. Malfoy goes down to see what’s keeping him.

9:29. Nott slips out to answer an important call.

9:44. Mulciber dons his coat to take a piss.

9:51. Severus excuses himself for a quick fag, and Lily is left sitting alone at their table with a growing sense of suspicion.

9:53. Lily finally convinces herself to look at the bill, and her stomach drops to her knees.

11:41. “Ma’am?” the waitress asks, and Lily was sure she’d seen the worst of the girl’s frown, but she was wrong.

“A-another glass, please,” she mumbles, and the waitress’ eye roll and impatient huff says it all. There are eight or nine completely full glasses in a little grove in front of her already, and she doesn’t exactly have a plan of action, but at least this is buying her more time.

She’s buying herself more time, with money she doesn’t have.

“Of course,” the waitress spits, and sweeps away.

This close to midnight, Lily’s fairly confident they’d like to shut up shop shortly. She tears her eyes away from the frankly excessive amount of wine sitting full in front her, and glances around the previously bustling dining hall. She almost, almost pegs herself as the last diner, but there’s a man about her age on the other side of the room. He has a dozen or so desserts scattered around him, each as untouched as every one of her wine glasses. He gives her a tight smile as they make eye contact, and turns back to his food, pensive. Lily does the same.

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⚓ ships meme
✔ a ship i never thought i’d ship
→ athelstan and ragnar (vikings)
♯ you cannot leave me. i love you.

just saw a man appear out of thin air like some harry potter type bullshit, smirk at me and walk down and alley next to my house, like it’s not dark enough not to notice someone walking what the fuck, he literally wasn’t there one moment and then he was

  • me: sorry, but I can't do that thing. I'm feeling too suspicious and paranoid.
  • person: no no no do it
  • person: cmon you can do it
  • person: face your fears
  • person: you're strong and brave I believe in you
  • person: you're safe I promise
  • me: OK NOW IM DEFINITELY NOT DOING IT YOU FAKE HOE TRYNA TRAP ME BEING ALL PERSISTENT GET OUT TRUST LEVEL WENT LIKE 5-0

do you ever just wake up and you know you’re going to have a bad day