Here’s some tips to keep your pussy in tip top shape:
1. TAKE PROBIOTICS
This is gonna make you smell, taste and even look better down there. It helps regulate your discharge and will make your pussy healthy from the inside out!
2. CLEAN WITH PH BALANCE SOAP AND WATER ONLY
Only use a PH balanced soap for vaginas on the outside of your kitty with warm water and a wash cloth! Do not douche or put anything up inside you to clean yourself! Remember to wash under the clitoral hood and around your lips really well with water to get nice and clean!
Am STI free pussy is a healthy pussy! Also get check ups frequently just in case of a condom break or tear!
4. CRANBERRY PILLS
This will make you taste better and prevent UTIs! There isn’t actually a study saying that these help UTIs but lots of people say they help prevent and recover from UTIs so give it a try! You’ll end up tasting better in the long run anyways
5.PEE AFTER SEX
This prevents bacteria from entering your urthrea after you just rode that dirty dick like a champ! Or any dick for that matter
6. USE BABY WHIPES
Use a baby while after you go to the wash room to clean everything up really nice! Toilet paper just spread everything around and doesn’t get all the stuff off and you don’t want shit near your pussy
7.GET A MENSTRUAL CUP
I love my diva menstrual cup because toxic shook syndrome is a real thing you can get from tampons. Please don’t wear pads unless your 12 because after a heavy flow you can smell that shit or if a dog is walking around it’s gonna stick its nose up ur vag and that’s embarrassing as fuck (just my personal opinion that pads are gross, you’re sitting in your period blood)! Your vag will not smell during a heavy flow and leaks are non existent! Just try it. I was skeptical but now I only use them.
8. PUSSY STICK AFTER SEX?
This is a bacterial infection so go to a doctor and get some pills so it’ll stop happening!
idk if this has been done but how about mc lyric pranking the rfa+v+saeran? can be sfw or nsfw!
Saeran: Little Did You Know by Alex and Sierra
You:Little did you know...
Saeran: Don’t tell me you ate my ice cream.
You: How I’m breaking while you fall asleep, Little did you know…
Saeran: Muffin, what are you talking about? Tell me, please remember no secrets between us
You:Im still haunted by the memories…. Little did you know I’m trying to pick myself up piece by piece…
Saeran:Look I know I don’t deserve you okay but please tell me how can I help you because (y/n) you helped me pick up my pieces please babe please let me know how to help you… your scaring me….
You: Underneath it all, I’m held captive by the hole inside, Ive been holding back for the fear that you might change your mind….
Saeran: Please.. don’t tell my.. my biggest fear is coming true… please.. noo.. lets talk about this when I get home… please..
You: Im ready to forgive you but forgetting is a harder fight
Saeran: NO PLEASE NO IM SORRY PLEASE (Y/N) IM SORRY PLEA-
You: COOKIE IM SORRY ITS JUST A SONG I LOVE YOU… I ATE YOUR ICE CREAM IM SORRY…
Saeran: @$#%! HDFGJQN GD^!*@
Jumin: Ego by Beyonce
You: Aw, baby, how you doing? You know I’m gonna cut right to the chase, huh? Some women were made But me, myself? I like to think that I was created For a special purpose, You know? What’s more special than YOU? You feel me?
You:It’s on, baby let’s get lost, You don’t need to call in to work ‘cause you’re the boss, For real, want you to show me how you feel, I consider myself lucky, that’s a big deal, Why
You: Well, you got the key to my heart, But you ain’t gonna need it, I’d rather you open up my body, And show me secrets you didn’t know was inside, No need for me to lie
Jumin:Keep going my love, you have my full attention *he exits the limo*
You: It’s too big, Its too wide, its too strong, it won’t fit, its too much, it’s too tough, You got a big ego, such a huge ego, I Love your big ego..
*you hear the door open and then you felt your back lightly hit the couch*
*You see jumin licking his lips and suddenly you felt his hot breath tickling your neck*
Now now my kitten, lets see you stroke *grabs your hand and puts it on his crotch* this ego and lets make it fit shall we?
Seven:Acquainted by The Weekend
You: Baby you’re no good, caused they warned me bout your type, got me ducking left and right
Seven: You got that right ;)
You: You got me touchin on your body, to say that were in love is dangerous, but seven I’m glad we’re acquainted
Seven: Really having my d**k in your mouth means that we are just acquainted.. WE ARE NOT EVEN FRIENDS. I THOUGHT WE WERE DATING. FINE IF YOU DONT APPRECIATE ME.. ILL FIND SOMEONE WHO DOES!! I AM HURT THAT YOU DEGRADED EVERYTHING WE HAVE TOGETHER
Seven: Oh and if I was you, I would pick a song that we didn’t fuck to :) love you see you in 10 mins!!
V: Gotta Catch em All - Pokemon Theme Song
You: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was
V: Hello my precious angel :) I hope you can accomplish your dreams and be the best in your field! Know I love and support you always!
You: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!
You: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide!
V: Teach Pokemon to understand!!!! The power that’s inside!!!! Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me!!!!!!! I know its my destiny!!!!
You: Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its you and me, I know its my destiny Pokemon, oh, you’re my best friend!!!!! In a world we must defend, Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true!!!Our courage will pull us through
V: YOU TEACH ME
YOU: AND I TEACH YOU!!
YOU: POKEEEMOOOON !! I never would of that the amazing, carefree, would know the Pokemon theme song! I never knew you liked those stuff :)
V: I like to be a bit mysterious… it goes with me.. Me and Jumin use to battle each other all the time..We still do…. I started with popplio.. he started with Rowlet…
You: Dont fuck with my litten.
Yoosung: Burn by Usher
You: Its going to burn for me to say this but its coming from my heart
You: It’s been a long time coming, we da been fall apart
Yoosung: Baby do you need me to call an ambulance!! ARE YOU AT THE APARTMENT A HEART BURN SOUNDS SERIOUS
You:I really want to work this out but I don’t think you’re gonna change
Yoosung: Have I done something wrong? :( I know you are out of my league, I hear my classmates whispering how can a pathetic guy like me have someone so beautiful as you :(
You: I think its best we go our separate ways…
Yoosung: I always dreamed of this day coming.. first… sally left… then Rika… and now you… I… respect your wishes (y/n).. can you please.. just wait till my last class is over? May I have permission to buy you your favorite flowers and food because if this is going to be my last time seeing you, I want to have a good memory of you….
You: *dies* *guilt* *his heart shattered* *your heart is shattering* YOOSUNG IM SORRY IT WAS A JOKE A LYRIC PRANK IM SORRY!!! YOU KNOW IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!! IM SORRRY
Yoosung: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH MY HEART WHEN YOU KNOW ITS YOURS *SENDS CRYING EMOJI*
Zen: Pullin me Back by Chingy
You: Every time I try to leave….something keeps pulling me back, Telling me I need you in my life
Zen: What do you mean ‘leave’. Define it and use it in a sentence.
You: It was meant to be, You were meant for me, So that means we gotta make it work
Zen: I am legit confused. This is worse than an unpolished script. So you want to break my heart but then you want to make it work. We are talking about this when I get home. Im leaving practice right now. Just look at a picture of me and just remember all the good times we have. Please.
You: It was all good at first, Spending money, going shopping, Eating at the finest restaurants,And then from club hopping
Zen: So when you think and see a picture of me, all you think is materialistic things! REALLY! Wow, Jaehee was right about you, you were just using me. I’ll help pack your things when I get to my house. Thanks for breaking my heart.
You: NO HYUN PLEASE IT WAS JUST A PRANK YOU KNOW I WOULD NEVER DO THAT PLEASE HYUN FUCK BABY PLEASE IM SORRY LOOK UP THE LYRICS AND YOU WILL SEE THAT ITS FROM A SONG AND AND BABY PLEASE
Zen: *sends winks face selfie* Cute how my acting skills even work on you ;) I love you too baby, don’t ever think about messing with me ;)
Jaehee: Come and Get It by Selena Gomez
You: You ain’t gotta worry, its an open invitation Jaehee: Did you open my mail? You: I’ll be seating right here, real patient, All day all night, I be waiting standby Jaehee: Please (y/n) don’t stay up for me, Mr. DickHead has me working over time :( I don’t want you to sacrifice yourself for me :( You: Can’t stop because I love it, hate the way I love you, All day, all night, maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie. Jaehee: You speak beautiful words hehe *3* thank you for making hell more bearable :) You: I’m not too shy to show I love you, I got no regrets. I love you much, too much to hide you, this love ain’t finished yet. Jaehee: What do you mean show me……. You: *sends nude* *jaehee in the office*
This time a week ago I wasn't a Harry Styles fan. I had no issue with him, but I never noticed him. This week I know that I'll forever associate sweet creature with the moment I found out I'm pregnant. The details aren't pretty but I'm going to be a single mother and sweet creature stopped me from having a complete breakdown, not because I'm unhappy about it, I see it as the one good thing to come from a terrible situation, but the shock I suppose. Maybe i'll name it Harry if it's a boy :)
This genuinely made me tear up. Hello sweetest, creature. <3 I don’t think I’ve ever got such a lovely and emotional message. First of all, congratulations from the bottom of my heart for your pregnancy!!! It’s gonna be a difficult yet such a beautiful adventure, and I’m sure you’re gonna be a lovely, kind and strong mother. Your baby will be so incredibly lucky to have you!!!!
Being a single mother will be challenging for sure, but even if you’re on your own, you’re not gonna be alone, you know? You totally got this, you and your baby are gonna be such a wonderful team!!!
I’m so so happy that Harry’s song could help you somehow and that you found some courage in its words. I completely, 100% know how that feels like. I hope his songs will always be a sweet soundtrack to your life! <3 I wish I were on mobile so I could add all the heart emojis, but just know I’m thinking them lol Sending you all the love and positive vibes and wishing you and (maybe) little harry the best of luck!!!! If you want to, I’d absolutely love to get updates from you and know how you and your peanut are doing!!!! Love you <3 <3 <3
You got it @korealchemist ! Y'all are gonna have beautiful happy families, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me!
• At first, completely forgets that they’re pregnant, and has to be constantly remembered.
• Always at their side, even through the morning sickness.
• When they start showing is when it really hits him.
• He starts doing research like a mad man and follows what he learned like its the law.
• Infinitely prepared.
• They thirsty? He has half a gallon of water on him at all times. They tired? He’s massaging their feet in an instant.
• He jumps when they’re snuggling and he feels the baby kick the first time.
• Super dad!
• A master at multitasking.
• Also has dad senses like crazy.
• Oh no! The baby’s going to fall! Nope, he’s there in a half a second, even if he was on the other side of the room.
• Hates getting thrown up on, but is like a throw up magnet.
• He takes so many pictures and videos of the baby.
• Has one of those baby backpacks and will go about his daily business as if he doesn’t have a tiny human attracted to his chest.
• Is so excited to be a dad!
• So many more hugs for S/o.
• Asks Ana so many question, it’s almost as if he has no idea what he’s doing.
• He has no idea what he’s doing.
• Talks to S/o tummy if they are having an argument.
• “The baby says the green one is better, my love.”
• Will show off his baby off like it’s some kind of award.
• Lives to hear them laugh.
• He and Zenyatta sing the baby lullabies together.
• Sometimes does stuff that is dangerous with the baby and gets in trouble (like bringing them into a very high tree with him).
• Who needs a bottle heater when Genji outfitted his hands to warm bottles up instead?
• Will fall asleep with the baby all the time.
• It took him about a month before he started buying stuff for the baby.
• He loves baby cloths, they’re just too tiny!
• Recommends the most ridiculous names for the child.
• Is constantly reading parenting books.
• If S/o ever even gets remotely tired they’re getting carried.
• No objections!
• If you even mention his kid, prepare for him to talk about them for at least an hour.
• Loves to hold them.
• Somehow always has energy for whatever they might need whenever they might need it.
• Will tell them stories nonstop.
• How many stories does this man have??
• You want to hold the baby? Okay, just expect their dad to be hovering over you the whole time.
It’s so difficult to get over something you know was real, I know. But the experience taught you that sometimes incredible things do happen. It made you believe there’s still some good left in the world. C'mon baby, don’t be sad that it ended. Be hopeful, that if it can happen once, it can happen again, and maybe it will be even better.
Getting married to your best friend had always been your dream ever since you were little.
Today that was becoming a reality as you were to soon be wed to harry styles.
You and harry had know each other since birth and you fell in love at 18
You have been with his though thick and thin.
Through everything you had stood by his side.
You got along with the boys and his family as he did your’s and you couldn’t be happier when they accepted him
When you were 20 harry asked you to marry him
Now 2 years later you are in your dressing room getting ready to walk down the Isle to officially be harry’s.
“Stay still love” your mother said as she did your hair while harry’s mother did your makeup
“I cant belive my baby brother has finnaly found the love of his life. Im so happy its you” harry’s sister gemma said as she let atear fall causing both your mother and harry’s mother to cry
“Come one guys, your gonna make me cry!” You said feeling the water works come
“Right cant have you crying on your big day!” Your mother said as she finished your hair
“Done. Now for the dress!” Harry’s mother said helping you out of the chair
Walking over to your dress you smiled at the beautiful detailed lace fishtail gown.
“Its so pretty! Your gonna look amazing in it!” Gemmas little girl’s said
You had given gemma the right to be your maid of honor and her twin girls to be the flower girl’s wich she agreed to
Getting into your dress you sighed and stood infront of the full body length mirrior
Feeling a tear slip down your face a hand grabbed it
“Whats wrong?” Harry’s mother asked as she stood with you
“Are you not happy that your getting married?” Your mother asked as she stood on the other side of you with a confused look
“No. No. Im just really happy that i get to marry someone i love.” You said smiling
“Harry’s going to fall over when he see’s your beauty walk down the Isle” gemma said as she smiled taking a photo of you and your mother’s
A knock at the door was heard and soon your fathers came in along with your brother’s, and zayn, liam, louis and niall.
Harry’s band members had always been apart of your life so you both invited them to the wedding even though the band broke up a while ago
“Wow!” Louis said as he came to you and kissed your cheek and hugged you
You and harry always had a soecial bond with louis so you made him the best man of the wedding
You smiled at him as the others came to you giving you hugs and compliments
“Let’s get this started ay?” Zayn said as he smiled at you
You nodded and soon you began your way down to the doors leading to the backyard (more of a forest) where you would officially become Mrs styles
The boys and girls went ahead and got there selves ready and then went gemma’s girls and your brother’s little boy with the rings
“Ready?” You father asked as you looked at him and linked your arms together
“Ready as ill ever be!” You said smiling causing him to smile
The music began to play signeling you to start walking
As you walked through everyone stood up, you could see your family’s and friend’s all smiling and crying
And then your focus met harry’s.
All you could see was the love of your life, his beautiful figure had a black tux on and his hair styled the way you liked it.
all your nerves and worries suddenly went out the door as you made it to the end of the walk way.
“Love you” you father said as he kissed your cheek and placed your hand in harry’s
“You look beautiful” harry whispered to you
“You dont look to bad yourself” you grinned at harry causing him to smirk
“Ladies and gentleman today we ar-” you zoned the priest out and looked at harry as he looked at you
You smiled at him causing him to smlie back with his dimpled smile you loved
“Now for the vow’s. Y/n, would you like to go first?” The priest asked you smiled and nodded
“We all know im not good at this so bear with me” you said causing everyone including harry to laugh
Taking a breath you smiled at harry
“You are my best friend. I love you with all my heart and stand here before all of our friends and family, sharing the happiest day of my life. I want nothing more than to share my future with you – my triumphs and my challenges, my joys and my sorrows. Together, I know we can accomplish the life we both dream of living. I promise to love you as much as I love my credit card and not hold your poor fashion sense against you. I will only show you my new clothes during commercial breaks and promise to keep you in the latest Cub fashions. From this day forward, I will make sure your lucky shirt is washed for every game day, and will have plenty of potato chips on hand. I will love you for richer or poorer, as long as our credit limit stays high.
I, y/n, take you, harry, to be my awful wedded husband, to have and to scold, from this day fast forwarded for better but not worse, for richer, and poorer, forget sickness only in health, to loathe and to cherish, till suspicious death do we part.”
Everyone laughed and cried at your spech/vow and you could see your father and harrys laughing along with harry
“Y/f/n y/l/n, from this day forward I promise to be worth it. Worth the time. Worth the trip. Worth the energy. Worth the embarrassment. Worth your love. I promise that you will always count. You will always come first, and of course, if you don’t for whatever reason, I will buy you some shoes. From the moment you entered my world, you have filled it with life, colour and energy like never before … like kool-aid in a mud puddle … or a cupcake in a salad … or a rose garden in a junk yard. You are my rose, y/f/n y/l/n, and I promise to devote my life to being your dirt.
I, harry, promise to count every penny that comes into our grasp, and account for it using two-column ledgers and everything your accountant has done previously. I promise to love you, y/n, unconditionally, in sickness and in health, till death do us part, even when you feel the need to accessorize with $400 shoes.”
Harry’s speach/vow caused you to laugh and cry along with everyome else
“The ring’s” the priest said as your brothers son handed you the ring’s having harry shake his hair in a pat
Sliding the rings on each other you smiled happily with wide grins on your faces
“I now pronouce you husband and wife, you may jow kis-” the priest didnt even get to finish his sentence before harry had you dipped and your lips attached to his
This of course made everyone laugh and cheer as loud as they could
Steadying you on your feet harry smiled at you as he grabbed your hand and you made your way out the door and into the car
Arriving at the venue harry helped you out the car and held your hand in his as you were cheered and flowers were thrown on you as you made your way to the seats
As everyone got seated your family along with harry’s stood up and gave a small speach and then sang a song causing you and harry to groan and laugh
After the emotional speach from your parent’s and gemma, louis stood up to the stage along with the rest of the boy’s
“Hello?” Niall said into the mike causing everyone to laugh
“Ah its working…ah…okay so we would like to make a speach or toast whatever you prefer to the newly married couple” niall said holding his glass up as he said
Liam stepped up to the mike as they all looked lost causing you and harry to laugh
“We are the groomsmen and best man of the bride and groom. We are here today to celebrate the love that pur two best friend’s share” liam started out causing you to smile
“I met harry in high school. He got an A. I got a D. It was great.” Louis said causing everyone to laugh
“Ive had an amazing bond with harry and y/n and ive known them all my life. Ive watched them grow and learn. I mean I’ve even watched harry constantly practice in the mirror of how he was going to ask y/n out.” One again you laughed a little to loudly as what louis said
“I’ve known y/n and harry for 5 years now and let me tell you it absolutely horror when they are together” zayn Said making everyone laugh including you and harry
“Weve know known harry and y/n for about 6 or 7 years now?” Niall asked as he looked at you and harry causing you to nod
“I wouldn’t know seeing as its been torture having them around all those years.” Niall said causing you to laugh
“All and all though. We’re exstreamly proud at how far the couple have come in life.” Liam said
“I mean they got married before any of us so that’s and achievement” louis butted in causing you to laugh
“Were greatful for having you both be two of our very best mate’s and were so pleased to be a part or not only your wedding night but your life. We honestly couldn’t have asked for a better woman to be a part of all our lives and are greatful for her advice when we dont know how to deal with our own women.” Liam said causing everyone to laugh
“We love you t/n!!” They all yeleld making you smile and blow them a kiss
“And as for harry its been great having you mate.” They said with no emotion and went to walk off the stage
“Hey!” Harry said with fakr hurt causing everyone to laugh
“Nah were joking hazza. We love you with all out heart and its been amazing to have you apart of not onky our lives but the band. Speaking of ehich i think we have one alst song to sing right?” Louis asked causing harry to mod amd kisss you and walk on stage
“Woah, were do i start hey” harry said as he stood in front of the mike causing everyone to laugh
“Let me just say that i am truly thankful for you all in being a a part of mine and my wife’s, y/n, journey and thank you for being a part of our wedding night. Y/n, baby i want to say thank you for making me the happiest man alive and for putting up with all my crap. I realize that I’ve never really shown my love to you so im going to do it tonight in the only way i know how and that’s through song. Please give it up for my mates and for my beautiful wife!” Harry said causing everyone to cheer
“This song is called 18 and its dedicated to the love of my life, y/n.”
THAT ENDING WAS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED AND I PROBABLY SOUND MASOCHISTIC (I am) BUT I LITERALLY CLAPPED MY HANDS WHEN THEY SAID SOMEONE HAD TO GO IN THE SPEEDFORCE LIKE???
But seriously ever since 1x23 Barry has felt like other people have been ‘paying for his sins’ - Eddie, Ronnie, E2-Joe, Henry, all the FP consequences (Dante, Caitlin turning into KF, Baby Sara), now HR… there was practically a whole episode this season (3x16) devoted to this theme and what do you know THEY ACTUALLY FOLLOWED THROUGH WITH IT. Like what a concept lol. What an actual character arc for Barry.
Also just imagine: His lightning rod Iris West-Allen is going to pull him out of the speed force. He is going to come running home to her. And he is going to finally FEEL LIKE A HERO I’M CRYING
+ They all have the same secret talent, and that’s rapping 👀
+ Yoonji owns a gun I mean why would she not
+ Hosook and Jin are besties, Jin and Hosooks SO are the only ones that know Hosook does drag and is pan
+ Kim Army is a volleyball fanatic, so when she met yoonji, she flipped
+ They’re all so beautiful asdfghjkl please love my babies-
I ship Karolsen but also support Supercorp. I'm a Karolsen bro!
married karolsen would share a car and james restocks caprisun and puts it in the trunk during lunch break and after work kara would climb into the car and halfway through she’d remember the caprisun and freeze breath it bc warm caprisun is gross and also she does crazy bends to reach the back seat and grab the caprisun
tv cuddling watching b99 and eating takeout and kara full on ugly laughing into james neck and chest and shoulder and when james says something kara says “cool cool cool cool cool” sometimes and she starts giggling to herself and james laughs too bc kara is a nerd
they have a puppy and james gets the pup a dog bed at the base of their bed and leads the pup over when its time to sleep (bc the pup loves the warm cuddly couch where kara spends most of her time on) but when he wakes up the puppy is sprawled over the both of them
kara makes the house all flowery hipster kind of shit and they have ceiling to floor windows
she frames every single one of james’ photos and when they run out of wall space they spend an entire afternoon scrapbooking pictures he took and articles she wrote and by the end of a year they have an entire bookshelf of lil trinkets and framed family pictures and picture albums and scrapbooks
grocery store shopping, james and kara have a shopping list and they cut it in half and they have a race to see who wins and people are just seeing this man shoving shelves of chocolate into a cart and a small blonde lady deadlifting three big bags of dog food
people ship supergirl and the guardian, fact
every time theres an emergency they try to beat each other out, first one to yell “honey where’s my super suit” gets to be the first on the scene
they make out at work but its the breathy teenager kind and cat fuckin calls them out on it but also does her smile thing when everyone turns around bc her fav employees are happy
karolsen at the beach
winn bans them from being paired together for game night but yall kno its not for real and besides they alternate bc alex and kara are truly Unstoppable and they both rlly like to beat their friends loser asses at board games
and then they have a beautiful kiddo with the best fuckin smile in the entire world who grows up with cool aunt alex, im-gonna-teach-you-how-to-hack-club-penguin winn (in this au club penguin still exists bc thats important), and cry baby ceo lena the godmom who teaches the 2 year old how to play chess while on a conference call with 5 other people around the world
karolsen & kid game night, they go from letting the kid win to actually having their asses handed to them in the span of 10 years
Listen…. it’s captain swan. No matter in which episode they get married. What matters is that THEY ARE ACTUALLY GETTING MARRIED. LIKE FOR REAL. BECOMING HUSBAND AND WIFE. THE LOST GIRL AND THE LOST BOY WHO FOUND THEIR HOME IN EACH OTHER ARE GETTING MARRIED. It’s gonna be beautifulandso soemotionaland I’m probably gonna die because too many feels. I repeat, no matter what they planned for the wedding, no matter if it’s in a musical episode, it’s gonna be amazing either way.
anyways you know how when you’re a Baby WLW and you have older female friends that are super cool and funny and beautiful and you almost have a little bit of a crush on them but it’s not serious and u know nothing’s gonna come of it but they kinda become someone to look up to and someone you can turn to for validation??
that’s how i imagine cass with vex and, to an extent, pike and keyleth too