it's fake guys

What she says: “I’m fine.”

What she means: “What the fuck. Why do people keep using Saeran Choi as nothing but a fucking kink device. Why are people dismissing him as just some icon for kink in the game. Why are people blatantly ignoring that he has mental health issues and just assume he can get over it all with the so called ‘love’ he has for MC in Another Story. Do people even care? That this boy? Has been /drugged/ with this elixir so often that he now depends on it to stabilize his mental health? He has been subject to abuse his whole life? He throws himself at the MC because he’s so touch starved? He fucking just wants to feel loved and safe and can’t have that? He had one person who he trusted in his life and he was fed incorrect information in order to get him to do his abusers will and now he’s so upset thinking that everyone he gets close to will leave him. And what is up with people liking him all of a sudden. Why is it that they got a little attention from him that now they’re all throwing themselves at his feet. What happened to ‘Saeran is the bad guy,’ 'Saeran is the scary manipulative guy,’ why are people who were once hating on him and people who love him now turning completely around and treating him like this fucking sex god. People are allowed to change opinions, of course they are, but why are they being fake about it. Why are they only all over him for some sexy, kinky shit. Why aren’t they paying attention to the fact that he needs serious help. Why are they only looking at him for the 'bad boy’ look. Why are they only interested in this 'bad boy’ side and nothing else about him. He likes ice cream. He likes the sky. He’s so fucking smart, he rivals Saeyoung in his skill for computers. He learned the language of flowers. He thinks the flowers are his only friends. What the fuck is wrong with everyone pushing past the fact that he could be really sweet and caring, given the proper treatment and care and only going for the thirst. He’s so much deeper than leather jackets, hand guns, and chokers. He has feelings. He has issues. He isn’t completely innocent but he sure as hell wasn’t the one completely at fault. He has deeper devices to him than that. I love Saeran Choi and I have loved him from the very beginning. Stop using him as just a fucking kink.”

svt where is my friend’s island ep. 1

|| where is my friend’s island fake subs ||

  • Namjoon: What's that bruise on your arm from?
  • Yoongi: Oh this? Well-
  • Seokjin: ... And they say it's a micro-phone!
  • Jimin: *Laughs really hard, leans over to punch Yoongi repeatedly in the arm before hugging him lightly*
  • Yoongi: ... That's how.
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fake movie meme → Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine

Lashana Lynch as Ella
Octavia Spencer as Lady Eleanor
Nonso Anozie as Sir Peter
Jacob Collins-Levy as Prince Char
Emma Thompson as Mandy
Laverne Cox as Lucinda
Richa Chadda as Areida
Megan Follows as Dame Olga
Celina Sinden as Hattie
Jenessa Grant as Olive

Title: Newlyweds
Pairing: Cassian Andor x Reader
Genre: Fluff, some angst
Warnings: Some nudity
A/N: Inspire by The Coat™ tbh. That’s the only excuse I have for this nonsense. I regret nothing

Originally posted by fandomsarecoolilikequiteafew

“Remind me why we couldn’t just stay in the ship?” you asked, pulling your coat tighter around your body. Dark clouds loomed above, threatening to dump a blanket of snow right on top of you at any second.

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One Direction’s Niall Horan Going in Another Direction?

Horan pictured above at the Grammy Universal Music Group after party on February 12

Could the One Direction star be in the process of cutting ties with fellow band members?

Niall Horan (23) posted on his twitter earlier today about his electricity woes, having been without power for the past 24 hours.

Pictured above, the One Direction star’s tweet about his power outage

With a net worth of £33 million ($47.53 million) as of last year, fans online are wondering if something isn’t wrong in the life of their favourite Irish singer.

“He’s a multi-millionaire, why didn’t he just go stay in a hotel?”, questioned one anonymous fan, “What would he even do at home for 24 hours without power?”

Another fan who was equally dumbfounded said: “If he’s so rich why doesn’t he just pay somebody to fix the problem already?”

But the most interesting comment came from a fan who asked “Why wouldn’t he just stay with some of his equally rich fellow band mate best friends? If my best friend was without power for 24 hours I wouldn’t leave them to stay alone in their own house.” We here at the AAS couldn’t help but wonder the same thing so we reached out to Horan’s band mates for commentary.

Liam Payne pictured above with rapper Drake working on the album to come out “soon”

Unfortunately, fellow band member Liam Payne (23) who is currently searching for his elusive solo album, to come out “soon”, and is busy answering fans’ questions on twitter could not be reached for commentary. Zayn Malik (24), who may or may not be a former member of the band could also not be reached for commentary as he is currently occupied with being persistently prospective ‘super model’ Gigi Hadid’s boyfriend prop for her Instagram photo ops.

Malik and Hadid pictured above in a recent pic with Malik sporting an old hair style from last year

However, we were able to contact Horan’s fellow band members and rich husbands Louis Tomlinson (25) and Harry Styles (23) who refuse to let Horan who has been without power for longer than anybody can remember to stay in their meditation tea house. Styles commented:

“That hat man, he really needs to step up his style if he wants to put one foot inside our meticulously decorated tea house. There’s vintage furniture in there, one of a kind stuff!”

The Tomlinson-Styles’ meditation tea house

Tomlinson added: “Never really liked the lad. Was always weirdly invested in our relationship. I think it all began when he started to care more about golf than football. More than football!”

Horan on one of his frequent trips to the green

“I really think he stalks my husband. He likes all of his pictures moments after they’re posted. Even the fans don’t get to the pictures that fast!” Styles said. “Honestly, I think this power outage was a sign. It’s time to move on. Our relationship involves two people, not three, even though he seems to think otherwise.”

Tomlinson and Styles pictured on a date at the 2015 American Music Awards

“He calls himself captain, you know? Of our ship. We caught him once dancing and dressed like a sailor. It’s at the point where we really feel like he should keep his distance from us,” Styles explained.

“This past year and a half away from Niall has been a wonderful and much appreciated break, but when I went solo he was right in our faces again and wouldn’t leave me and me social media alone. It was frankly quite disturbing,” Louis added, troubled.

Horan and band members discussing Valentine’s Day plans and Horan showcasing his investment in Styles and Tomlinson’s relationship early on in the band’s career

“You know he started a fight with Steve once, saying that he wouldn’t take his place as my biggest fan even over Niall’s dead body. He’s gone mad, I tell you. Did you know he once sent me a truck load of footballs just because I like the sport? We just don’t know what to do. He needs to stop,” Tomlinson said.

“He forgets that I have been and always will be Lou’s biggest fan,” Styles complained, “We had some good times together as a band, we really did, but Niall needs to move on. It’s not 2012 anymore. Somewhere along the way his obsession with us went from cute and endearing to creepy and annoying.”

Louis Tomlinson and Steve Aoki pictured above who have recently been working together and released their single “Just Hold On”

Who knew it would come out in 2017 that Niall Horan is the cause of the band’s split thanks to a simple tweet about a power outage?

(for my love @rated-l-for-larry without whom half this shitpost wouldn’t be possible. you asked for it and i delivered. hope you enjoy 😘)

Kirishima is the designated fake boyfriend. Need to get a creep to shove off? Kirishima’s your guy. Parents insist you bring someone home for the holidays? He’ll compliment you and your parents’ cooking, you just might want to remind him of table manners. Nasty ex walking by? Just take his hand, he’ll roll with it. He’s pretty reliable and earnest so people would automatically trust him with that role

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So, uhhhh….

How come y’all never told me there’s a LazyTown movie??

I mean, it’s a goldmine.

Just look at that opening synopsis!

Glorious! 

Not to mention an all-star cast:

And even some new faces into the mix!

I love that they take especial care in detailing Robbie’s plans for the film:

Who could have guessed that Robbie Rotten was trying to take over the whole LazyTown?? :O

And, if this source is to be believed, we can also expect some great cameos!

Plus we even get a look into the character’s tragic backstories!! 

[*WARNING, SPOILER AHEAD*]

[*SPOILER END*]

It seems the banana peel really DID come back to haunt our Villain Number 1…

ANYWAY YEAH THAT’S ALL FOR NOW!! I don’t wanna spoil everything for you just yet so please go check it out yourselves if you can!! I can’t wait to go see this movie!! We as a fandom all need to watch this masterpiece. I hope to see you all on an unspecified date in October 2018! <3<3<3

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I’M HOWLING.

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE CORE OF EVERYTHING I’VE BEEN PINNING ON FAI FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG AND IT’S FINALLY REAL AND TRUE AND HERE.

KUROGANE IS GOING FOR THE THROAT.

I love Fai’s shadow stretching so high behind him because the implication here is that he’s the shadow. The smiling Fai is the person he puts on display for the world so he can hide behind it in the collected darkness, a shade that no-one ever looks at, and this is Kurogane making all of my dreams come true and finally turning the mirror back in on itself.

AND THEN HE USES THE KIDS AS EVIDENCE, IN THE SAME WAY THAT FAI HIMSELF NOTED TO HIS DISMAY BACK IN OUTO. HE CARES FOR THIS FAMILY MORE THAN HE EVER PLANNED TO, MORE THAN HE EVER WANTED TO, And Kurogane saying this to him is the ultimate sign that Fai has failed his goal in every single way, because it means he knows it too, and that he knows it all. 

AND NOW MY WHOLE HEART IS SCREAMING BECAUSE FAI SEIZES KUROGANE’S ACCUSATION AND TURNS IT INTO AN EXCUSE.

He says “I said it, didn’t I? I wasn’t going to die.” That was in Koryo, too. Fai’s pretending that the magic was purely in self-interest – which, on the first level, is the sign that he’s lost the battle on the “I don’t use magic” front, but making a decent attempt at the “I don’t actually care for anyone” claim.

But Kurogane JUST

SLAMS THE TRUTH DOWN.

HE THROWS IN THE FINAL ACCUSATION. FAI CARES.  

AND HE DOES. THERE EVIDENCE IS EVERYWHERE AND THERE’S NO WAY TO PRETEND IT’S ANYTHING ELSE. He could have resisted the urge to use magic. He could have just let them all be captured and see what happened. But Kurogane points out exactly why he didn’t; because they might not all have survived.  

It’s not even about them as a collective unit. They might have gotten out of it eventually but what if Sakura died in the process. What if Syaoran died in the process. Or Kurogane. 

Fai was at the point where he was no longer willing to risk any of those outcomes, not even a little bit. So without any prodding from anyone at all HE HIMSELF CHOSE TO USE HIS MAGIC AS AN ACCEPTABLE PRICE FOR ALL OF THEIR CONTINUED SAFETY.

IRREVOCABLY: HE LOVES THEM. 

KUROGANE’S WON.

FAI’S LOST.

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE ON THE TABLE AND IT’S CRUSHED HIS ENTIRE PERSONA AND TORN IT TO PIECES.

AND THEN FAI SPEAKS, BUT HESITANTLY.

WHICH IS A FIRST.

IT’S ACTUAL HONESTY DROPPING FROM HIS TONGUE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME, SO UNFAMILIAR TO HIM NOW THAT HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO IT.

AND THERE IT IS.

It was like pulling teeth to get it out of him but HE DID IT.

KUROGANE GOT THE TRUTH OF FAI’S PERSONALITY OUT OF HIM.

This is honestly one of my favourite things to ever happen in this entire manga.

I just want everyone to know that if I ever say Christian media is bad,

1) I’m specifically complaining about the modern publishing category, so anything which predates that category or which was presented as belonging to a different category suitable for general audiences isn’t Real Christian Fiction. Narnia is not really a counter-example even if you like it, and LotR definitely isn’t

2) veggie tales is exempted from all of my criticism. I forget to say this because I always assume it’s obvious, but veggie tales is legitimately fun children’s entertainment that is equally engaging and equally appropriate for young children and for adults. it is not “good, for christian media”, it has transcended the normal limits of the category, and indeed the normal limits of children’s media in general, and become something legitimately beautiful. the vegetable children have done nothing wrong, ever, in their lives, do not slander them in my presence

3) adventures in odyssey is not exempted from all of my criticism, but my aunt and uncle refused to let their 12-year-old and 9-year-old sons listen to it because it was “too dark”, so apparently I have to go to bat for it and admit that it’s actually pretty well-written most of the time

4) 321 penguins isn’t that good, but the kids are not hallucinating. the penguins are aliens that occasionally take control of the penguin figurines. yes i will die on this hill

5) Bibleman was kind of artistically terrible, but it was funny and made on a budget that I am pretty sure consisted of $52 and a snowcone, so the early episodes get the same sort of pass that you give to star trek for its terribleness. the newer episodes where new!bibleman receives direct divine aid do not get a pass, those are actually genuinely terrible

6) Frank Peretti isn’t a counter-example. during any given rant about christian media there is like an 85% chance that I am at some point specifically complaining about something that happened in a Frank Peretti novel

7) “those are eggs? we thought those were ping-pong balls” seriously guys every episode of veggie tales was a cinematic masterpiece

*mon-el doesn’t listen to kara, wants to defend her honour against mxy*
anti’s: SEE! HE DOESN’T RESPECT HER. HE NEVER LISTENS TO HER. HE THINKS SHE’S SOME DAMSEL IN DISTRESS

*mon-el listens to kara, knowing she can take care of herself against his mother*
anti’s: WOW, he’s not even gonna put up a fight and just leave kara there? SEE HE TRULY DOESN’T LOVE HER

UNPOPULAR SW OPINION

this bitching about r/eylo is more annoying than the ZERO r/eylo i USED to enjoy on my dash

How are you gonna tell me after we stop talking that you wanna take the time to be alone and get your shit together but you’re already talking to someone else… Oh okay
A New Romance Brewing for Eleanor Calder?

Calder and former love (pictured left) out and about

Eleanor Calder (24) is placing an order for the new love of her life!

Alleged girlfriend of Louis Tomlinson (25) for four years, Calder, who has remained loyal to her true love Starbucks coffee for many years has recently been spotted with a new belle on her arm: Tomlinson’s innocent new baby mama of one year Briana Jungwirth (25).

Calder and Jungwirth, pictured left out meeting Calder’s previous lover Starbucks’ medium iced coffee with non-fat soy milk

“To be honesty it was completely unexpected,” said Calder upon our request for commentary. “We didn’t seem to have much in common except for Louis, but when I saw the dear little Freddie son on Briana’s Instagram I knew I had to get in contact with her.”

Jungwirth with son Conchobar Freddie Reign (plastic) who has been censored for the sake of privacy

“We started talking about how much we loved Freddie, Starbucks and our shared eye for fashion and before we knew it we were on romantic Starbucks coffee runs together,” Jungwirth gushed. “I wish the paparazzi would leave us alone, though. I’m a new mother and I want my privacy!”

Calder’s long-lived relationship with a medium Starbucks non-fat soy milk iced coffee is now officially over

“We’re not actually sure whether or not Louis knows about our relationship,” Calder admitted. “In fact, I’m not sure he even knows that we know each other.”

We at the AAS reached out to the 1D star who gladly offered this comment over a brief phone interview: “It’s time for the truth to finally come out. I was never the most important person in Eleanor’s life. First there was Starbucks, and now the innocent mother Briana of my baby son lad Freddie…I’m truly honestly genuinely heartbroken. I feel used, honestly. Genuinely.”

Tomlinson’s sworn enemy Harry Styles (23) added: “It’s just awful. Could you grab my phone for me before you come back to bed, love? I think somebody sent me a message.” 

Tomlinson about recently rocking out his boyfriend’s jeans look

Though the two fashionistas haven’t been together long, experts say they are already exhibiting behaviour of a couple who has been with each other for ages.

“When two people have been together long enough they start to resemble each other, and the new mother Briana’s latest Instagram picture really shows how much she and Eleanor have come to look like one another,” one expert commented.

Jungwirth’s rocking out a garment which may be a skirt or may be shorts, looking an awful lot like her belle and Starbucks lover Calder. Is it B? Is it E? We just don’t know 

The girls feel that they’ve truly found their soulmates and Jungwirth intends to move out of cousin Olivia’s living room and in with Calder. “We’re it for each other,” Jungwirth stated.

“Absolutely perfect together,” Calder agreed.

 So perfect for each other, the girls have already confirmed another little one is on the way–and it’s none other than Tomlinson’s bandmate Liam Payne’s (23) elephant child!

Elephants exhibit a wide variety of behaviours, including those associated with grief, learning, allomothering, mimicry, art, play, a sense of humour, altruism, use of tools, compassion, cooperation, self-awareness, memory, and possibly even language

“We decided we want to adopt this time, and since Liam learned how much food and space elephants actually need and came to the conclusion that fatherhood isn’t really for him, Briana and I decided to take the opportunity presented to us,“ Calder explained.

“Besides,” Jungwirth added, “Cheryl Cole was kind of over the whole mother thing after 20 months and she’d stopped making it into the headlines. It’s an exciting time. We’re sure my son Freddie will love growing up with a sibling.”

“Buzzing!” Calder agreed.

Watch out Hobama, this humble writer has a hunch that Breleanor will be the power couple to beat in 2017! Check back with us to get the latest scoop on these lovely ladies and their growing brood of babies in the future!

(Credits to @organicstunts for the Breleanor and Starbuckseanor edits I’M PROUD OF YOU FOR FINISHING YOUR ESSAY ❤️😘)

Me, too,” he says, looking down. Then he lifts his eyes to Yosuke. “I like boys like that, too.”

i just had to make a fake anime screencap for one of my fav scenes in my favorite persona fic, same face in a different frame ♥ by @librarian-repellent​ ((its so good y’all pls read it ♡ ♡ ♡))  

Bonus Yosuke: