it's entirely real

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Yes hello I’d like to join in on the theory of Wolf Link being in Breath of the Wild for the sake of Twilight Princess Link looking after the new guy and babysitting showing him the ropes.

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A subtle reminder that Rob is the father in real life [for added effect]

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#well that plan definitely backfired

The Artemis Fowl books advocate for the environment, deal with misogyny in the workplace and the need for feminism, and has some of the best character development arcs like ever over the span of eight books. Also, there’s magic and fairies with guns and time travel and a whole lot of sarcasm and really no downside to reading them

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probably the best and most important video edit out there - credit

grumpyfoxes  asked:

Part 2 witch!au!!! I wanna know more about their deal and why Neil's not Andrews familiar!

Neil is not Andrew’s familiar because he is not a spirit. Familiars are essentially the essence of a witch’s spirit and inner self taking the form of an animal. Gaining a familiar is a complicated process and requires blood magic, and Neil wasn’t summoned to Andrew’s side. It’s kind of hard to explain, but you know *jazz hands* magic.

As for the deal, it went something like this:

  • it’s the beginning of summer and andrew is tired
  • being around annoyances for nine months was exhausting and the only reason andrew is letting kevin inside his car is because of their promise
  • kevin stays in the car when andrew goes out
  • not too far but far enough that andrew can pretend to be alone
  • except there’s a cat in the tree above him that’s practically suffocating in binding magic
  • really, it’s a surprise that the cat’s even keeping himself upright
  • andrew… well, he’s not about to let a cat suffer so he takes the cat and does some magic to dispel the bind
    • side note: binding magic isn’t bad in any way
    • it’s usually used to make teammates/partners stronger
    • it can also be used as a sort of marriage ceremony
    • typically, binding magic isn’t permanent and requires the consent of all parties
    • however, the deal with the cat was that a taboo sort of binding spell was used so that he wouldn’t be able to escape his master without causing pain unto himself
    • that spell is not public knowledge–only the influential are meant to know about it
    • back to the story

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‘guys, we’re gonna get off together.’

let’s forget everything, forget everything for a bit

Thinking about how Rhys had to bear with Feyre’s hatred in order to keep her alive throughout the series makes me feel things. You know what else makes me feel things?

Chapter 54 in ACOMAF. *cries*

Steven Universe sheet music

Because memorizing the lyrics to the show just wasn’t enough, now you can play it too.

I play the viola, but the songs can be played by violinists as well as other band or orchestra instruments!

UPDATED: Now includes (in order)- Extended Intro, Stronger Than You, Do It For Her/Him, Its Over Isn’t It, Giant Woman, Strong In The Real Way, Be Wherever You Are, Both Of You, Peace And Love, (from Adventure Time) Everything Stays, and Something Entirely New

You know what doesn’t really bother me, but I genuinely don’t get? People who draw fanart of Sendak and then forget his Entire Missing Arm. Can you even imagine the shitstorm that would happen if someone, say, forgot Shiro’s arm. How do you forget that an Entire Arm is missing. I don’t get it.

  • Greed: I want what you have, Dad! I want the power of God!
  • Father: ...No okay now you're just sounding ridiculous.
  • Greed: What, don't think I could handle it?
  • Father: You have to KILL PEOPLE in order to get this power, Greed. LOTS OF PEOPLE.
  • Greed: Yeeaaahhh? And? So?
  • Father: Literally the only thing you've done since I made you is save and help humans, Greed.
  • Greed: Whaaaaaat? That doesn't sound like me.
  • Father: Look at what you're doing right now, Greed.
  • Greed, muffled through his ultimate shield as he deflects a speeding car out of an old lady's path: I don't get what you mean. This is how I plan for my new world order. I think you need a new pair of eyes, Pops.
  • Father: I'm serious, look--right now! That thing you're doing RIGHT NOW.
  • Greed, muffled as he dives into a swimming pool to save a drowning child: Planning world domination is what I'm doing. Trust me this is all about money and power and status-you've heard my monologue right?
  • Father: How is this AT ALL RELATED?!
  • Greed, while simultaneously telling the injured humans to stay behind to avoid unnecessary deaths: You're just not thinking big-picture. This is all about me being greedy trust me.
  • Father: ...
  • Father: ...
  • Father: I'm just going to reabsorb you and be done with it but you'll probably find a way to save people while doing that too.
  • Greed, tricking Ling into letting him go to save Ling's life while being reabsorbed by Father: That's crazy all I want is power and money where are you getting these wild ideas.