it's either i was like or then im like or then there me or something idk

Let’s start it off with the one and only, the canon pairing of a sad sk8er boi and his tiny baker: Jack Zimmerman/Eric “Bitty” Bittle!

Ice Crew Please!

THE FIC THAT CHANGED E V E R Y T H I N G u don’t even KNOW oh my god

u read this and u r like: “ice crew au…?? wut” but U GUYS. READ IT.

I AM. BEGGING U. its so fucking funny but also so fucking meaningful and abt CREATING A Fa mILY !!!! and LoVe!!!! and frieNDShIP!!!

p.s i don’t want to spoil it but if u read it message me and ill talk to u abt the part that made me cry like actual tears bc thank god for friendships and acknowledging that shit is hard

the messes of men

this was… in it’s own way.. a hard fic to read (which makes it the best fic to read! pain! i love it! help me!) it’s very very very beautifully written and i hold it very close to my heart….how it portrays jack by himself and how hard it must’ve been…it also manages to weave in how mental illness plays its own role, even once you get together with the person you’re pretty sure is it for you. somewhat painful but cathartic and achingly tender.

until it got the best of you

umm bitty has a big dick. that’s it.

BUT then there’s feelings! and angst! and misunderstanding! (the best type too! u know when one is like so crazily in love with the other and thinks its shockingly obvious but surprise, it’s not!) it’s just fantastic!

i never saw the signs

imagine a world where jack jumping over the snowbank, bringing bitty coffee, going on long walks classifies (in jack’s mind) as dating. so when bitty gets asked out, jack cannot believe the b e t r ay a l! we’re dating bitty! just read this and be happy :)

left the city, my family, my precinct

oh my goodness this fic.

jack accidentally sends bittle a dick pick.

:0  ;)  <3 ___ <3 = summary of the fic

mixing it up

this is just….so cute?!??!?! and funny?!??! and 1!!!!!

bitty is contestant at a baking tournament for the falconers where jack and tater are the judges. at least, thats where it starts off.

tater is fucking hILARIOUS this fic in general made me laugh a lot.

strawberry

if u about that dom/sub life well…….just know that eric pins jacks hands to the bed and there’s v intense blushing that boi turns red like a tomato and i live 4 it.

eric is a tad too southern for me but it’s the only thing this fic doesn’t do perfectly :))))

something like this

considering how popular this fic is it actually sat open in a tab for a looong loooooong time just bc…well… it’s 285,748 words. im an all or nothing girl as in i once read the entire maze runner trilogy in one night so i had to find the right time

first of all: angst. second of all: angst. third of all: ….. u guessed it… angst. BUT don’t worry, for every drop of angst there’s a metro-fucking-ton of smut and sweetness :)))) ;))) what this fic does brilliantly is create an OMC that is at the forefront of the story and do it seamlessly. this is a pretty iconic fic and tbh im definitely not one for fics longer than 100k but this was a fuckin’ beaut man

rake the springtime across your sheets

oh god this was P A I N F U L but in a very beautiful way??? (that’s how u know the writing was siCK) ambiguously happy ending but tbh in the end this fic is really just abt the unspoken quiet truth of being in love, of loving, of being human just lke Fffffffuck me up

Phone, Please!

listen. i’m not a fluff person. idk i get bored. BUT. BUUUUUT. BUT. this fic.

AMAZING. this fic is all about the details and the little moments that make Bitty and Jack  ~*BittyandJack*~

Bonus favorite line: “Thank god there are pancakes to serve. Pancakes are also very nice, and something he can actually have.”

Winter Clothes

Chowder POV so this is both hiLARIOUS and surprisingly touching. Jack and Bitty help Chowder buy clothes for New England winter. As a person living in New England, I approve this message.

WIPS: *Hate That I Love You plays in the background*

medic, please!

so if u ever played world of warcraft u r gonna love it and if you’ve never played world of warcraft u r gonna love it

this fic is just SO CREATIVE?!?!! like the format of it is B O M B. its just. so good. oh ym god.

(also the name is “medic please!” get it? cuz eric’s a medic in the game.? and check..PLEASE! ugh I’m a nerd 4 this pic

Fainting Psychics and Pessimistic Demonologists

ghostbusters au except not bc copyright

at first i was like…ghost hunters au?? rlly? but now I’m like GHOST HUNTERS AU? B R I L L I A N T.

characters are on point, its funny (an actual line of the fic “Jack sat down at his computer, pulled open a tab, and googled “How to encourage a teammate”. lmao what a mess)

but also theres some mystery and intrigue and suspense and in general this is a Good.

baking is punk as fuck

this is another AU that i was like…punk band u ….rlly? but then i was like PUNK BAND AU FUCK YEAH im a sucker for asshole Jack. i’m not even into punk?? but im into this fic U ___ U

This Don’t Even Feel Like Falling

filed under “praise kink mmmm”

honestly? porn..? “Bitty is the one to tie Jack’s hands for Hazeapalooza; afterward, he ties Jack’s hands for their own private enjoyment. “ like?? I’m not sorry.

but also not established relationship more like fwb but u know and i know and ngozi knows that ain’t the game we’re playing here

around the green and blue

not usually a big fan of soulmate aus but what i love about this fic is the pacing and even tho soulmate aus where seeing your soulmate = seeing color for the first time isn’t totally new this felt super fresh and original!

shine for you

aw MAN this gave me the feeeeeels. established relationship but jack is not out, it’s a bit angsty but the jack perspective is just so gooood

EXTRA: It all started with a big Russian hockey player calling a small cat-loving hockey player a rat. You either h8 it or u luv it. In my case, I Love it, capital L, so enjoy: Alexei “Tater” Mashkov/Kent Parson

careful the tale you tell

Kent has been telling himself a story, ever since the Q. It’s the epic story of Parse and Zimms, and he’s in love with it. // this fic is specifically meant for patater newbies and this fic does an amazing job of showing why kent and alexei just make sense. its honestly a Blessing.

kick on the starter

lmao im gonna be 90 years old and still reccing Febricant’s fics…for real when i saw they wrote patater i was like…no..im dreaMing…or im dead? is . is heaven?? rlly unique approach to how she gets them together and gr8 build up :)))) Bless Febricant

i need to wake up, i need me some love…

honestly? shameless fluff. established relationship (they’re ENGAGED FOR GOD’S SAKE) short but Good

Well I saw this so I had to do it.

Thanks Foo for the amazing effect (:
Bonus Jotaro Being There for his daughter…I just really needed that :(
Edit: fixed Hermes’ triangles.

i have literally no sense of time beyond a couple days, either forwards or backwards

something happened a week ago? sure, but it feels the same to me as if it was three weeks ago, or three days. something else happened? ok, but i cant tell you if it came before the other thing, or after, or even on the same day

& if something is more than a week in the future, it just doesnt exist. i cant plan for it. i cant remember any plans people tell me about it. i cant prepare for anything beyond the horizon

its never had too much of an impact on me, but im scared of whatll happen if im a suspect for a crime

‘what were you doing 8pm last friday?’ something, im sure. maybe nothing. honestly i feel like ive only existed this second. ‘you told us this sequence of events before, but now youve changed the order. are you lying?’ i mean im not trying to deceive you but theres a 90% chance that anything i tell you is a false memory. isnt there someone else you can ask? if i try to give you the story again, itll be different again

a few thoughts about RSD cus i was typing out a huge thing anyway LMAO

OK SO i’ve been hoping someone would mention this bc I personally have been having a WILD TIME with this particular symptom! But knowing what it is is definitely helping me figure out how to cope with it cus it is definitely a roller coaster.

My particular experience idk how frequent it is in the ADHD community but like you, I was never told about this symptom at all. [but for me a lot of adhd symptoms im actually discovering through research and not doctors visits]

BASICALLY ok rejection sensitive dysphoria is for right now as far as we know, ADHD specific, though there have been discussions in a ton of communities over how it is possible some BPD [borderline personality disorder, not bipolar] sufferers experience it as well. But until thats really delved upon, right now, it is ADHD specific. [research changes constantly and alters all we know]

However we know ADHD sufferers are all under the same umbrella when it comes to being more sensitive to rejection, teasing, criticism, or feeling like you’ve failed. So far its believed at least 90%-100% of ADHD people experience this, as after being told what it is instantly identify it within themselves.

Rejection sensitive dysphoria feels like this ok:

Lets imagine everything’s fine in your day, but you say something to someone and you’re not expecting it, but they either make you feel slighted/insulted/rejected/youre not good enough. Even if they don’t mean to! Even if they are not trying to hurt your feelings and didn’t think about it, it just comes across that way.

What this causes you to feel is an immediate overwhelming emotional response and there are 2 ways most ADHD people react to it. The common symptom overall is just an overwhelming sense of discomfort and pain. It is so intense that you feel you may not be able to live with it.

Internalized: You feel extremely distressed and like you’ve hit a low point. From now on, nothing you do ever again will ever matter. You’ve hit the end of the road in your life. Suicide and ending it all seem like a reasonable thing to do, but you know you’re not going to do that. You become noticeably depressed and low energy. Most people who have this response believe they’ve been misdiagnosed and are actually rapid-cycling bipolar, but thats because this is a very commonly missed symptom of ADHD.

Externalized: You lash out at the person causing you pain. It seems only right, as they were the one causing you this INTENSE discomfort. It really appears like you’re having an anger meltdown of sorts. Lashing out you expect to feel some relief but may soon realize you’ve overreacted, and embarrassed yourself, which unfortunately causes more pain and embarrassment.

Anyhow, what this causes I’ve learned in a lot of ADHD sufferers is it alters their behavior so much bc they want to avoid this feeling SO MUCH that they will do one of several [or all] of these with their life:

  1. Become people pleasers. Forgetting their personal goals, they look into what others around them are really really into and chameleon those things, seeking praise and admiration. This is seen as a way to avoid the intense pain of RSD.
  2. Stop trying. If you don’t try something new, you can’t fail at it. It’s really not worth the risk of subjecting yourself repeatedly to this dysphoria. The idea of putting yourself out there provokes such an intensely deep anxiety that it stops you dead in your tracks.
  3. Become perfectionists. Using the sensation of RSD to overachieve, they strive to be the absolute best at what they do. They seek to be above criticism, you cannot criticize this perfection. The problem this causes, as it does seem glamorous, is that perfection is never attainable so they are constantly driven to achieve more. Overworked, stressed, never satisfied with the outcome.

Coping:

Ok so there’s not a lot about coping with RSD that doesn’t deal with medication, but I’m not medicated and so I’m here to tell you what you might can do to help yourself.

First off, just knowing this thing has a name has really helped and let me step back and analyze whenever I start to feel these come on, and I know I’m not alone there. The intense pain of RSD is actually stated to as an episode, so treating these as you would a mood swing or mood episode could be a good start.

When you feel yourself being slighted over something someone has said, do not react to them right away. Give yourself a bit of space. Analyze it. Do you have the right to feel the way you’re starting to feel? You have to be honest with yourself.

If you see that no harm was intended, but feel slighted and start to feel this emotional reaction, you have to distance yourself. If internalized, maybe ask for attention but do not demand it or rely on it, maybe talk about something else and come back to this later.

If you feel like you’re about to lash out at others, definitely remove yourself from the situation until you’ve calmed down. You’ll feel a lot better about not reacting to the first thing that comes to mind later, thus saving yourself further embarrassment dysphoria.

Overall, I know its hard to be easy on yourself when the stakes are so high emotionally. But you have to try. I’m not a professional and I’m still trying to see whats beneficial to coping with this. Trying not to ignore your own emotions, but also seeing where the line should be drawn between acknowledgement and letting yourself get lost in it.

Do any followers or mods have any coping ideas?

-Mod Speedo

in a world where you have your true love tattooed on one wrist and your sworn enemy on the other, and you dont know which is which...

CINDER
-k so her wrists are obviously kai and levana
-and when she was little she thought Kai was some terrible person she would loathe bc true love could mean romantic love or platonic love or familial love and Aunt Levana would never hurt her!!! Right???
-So she would follow around Levana, trying to spend as much time with her as possible, bc she knew her and Aunt Levana would have the most incredible aunt-niece relationship ever.
-hahaha but post-almost being burned alive, Peony is obsessed with Cinder’s wrists bc Kai!!! Like the prince!!!!!!
-meanwhile Pearl and Adri scornfully remind her that Kai is a common name, its probably some peasant
-and Cinder tries her best to stay impartial. Her gloves not only hide her cyborg hand but her tattoos as well, and she actually forgets about them for a long period of time….
-and then she meets the prince. And oh shit. Ohhhh shitttt
-cinder isnt the best at romantic interaction, and she cant tell if that was flirting?? He probably hates her, shes a cyborg…
-and the mission to figure out whats on his wrists begins
-but why is he always wearing long sleeves??
-and the night of the ball, she finally sees one of his wrists! and it says levana. Oh dear
-so all of a sudden shes in jail and kai and levana are getting married and her place is quite clear…but why is levana the other name on her wrist?
-so what keeps cinder going, all throughout scarlet and cress, is that they have to be soulmates. Theres no other way.

KAI
-hes got Cinder/Levana
-and when hes a little kid and hasnt met either, he always kinda hopes cinder is the true love because the name just sounds so much…warmer
-then the whole arranged marriage starts happening and kai’s like…idk bout this…but the wrists dont lie…
-but then he meets cinder and its just!!! marry me!!!
-and then he realizes it…one of these girls is his sworn enemy…
-shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
-but things seem to solve themselves when Cinder is arrested and becomes known as a terrorist
-except levanas definitely not his soulmate? Bc most soulmates dont want to kill you…
-and so its an internal battle because besides the wrists he knows both have glamours powerful enough to control his feelings
-some nights he lays in his bed and just kinda cries bc he doesnt know whats real anymore
-but when they kidnap kai from the wedding and theres finally some time to talk to cinder, she shows him her wrists
-and theyre like “either its u and me or we re fighting to the death over levanas affection”
-so that becomes an inside joke of theirs, and kais always like “hahaha im winning” leading up to his marriage w levana
-but they act like in love idiots throughout winter bc they now theyre soulmates

Thats kaider for yall, imma do the other ships on other posts to avoid longness

anonymous asked:

hi! do you have any ideas of words that can replace "i love you"? (like that "okay?okay" one)

Alright. I love this ask. I love it, because it gives me the opportunity to talk about something that I absolutely adore. I am 100% in board for this kind of thing, and heres why;

Language is an illusion. Seriously. The only meaning words have, are the ones we give them. Words and phrases only mean whatever we want them to mean. Words are tools. We use them how we please. Dont believe me? Loot at how many words and phrases Shakespeare invented. It took me a while to realize this, and I actually learned it through acting. See, as an actor, you take the script given to you, and you have to give it meaning. You have to use someone else words to convey emotion. The same monologue can be done 50 different times by 50 different actors, and each one could be entirely different, because each time they gave different words different meanings. It’s all in the way you say it, and the context you put it in. Anything could mean ‘I love you”, anything. 

If the emotion is there for the character, it will be clear in their words 

Now,I happen to have a set of characters that are hopelessly in love, however, they are absolute idiots who do their best to avoid actually saying the words. So i have a lot of examples. I am also a person who finds it a bit difficult to tell someone I love them, but again, I find away. I hope these work;


1. “Are you okay?” 

“Are you?” 


2. “Im sorry”

“Apology accepted”


3. “Are you happy?”


4. “Good Morning”


5.”Good Night” 


6. “Good Bye”


7.”Hello” 


8. “Yes or no?”

“Yes”


9. “Really?”

“Of course.”


10. “Always.” 


11. “Ive got you back” / “Im right behind you”


12. “Im right here.” / “Im here” 


13.”Sweet Dreams”


14. “Do you mind?” 

“Of course not”


15. “Thank you”

“You’re Welcome” / “Any Time” / “Anything for you” 


16. “I hate you” 

“The feelings mutual” 



Here’s a couple of classic/common examples that I hope either work for you, or I hope sparks inspiration in you. Remember anything could mean ‘I love you’, if that’s what your characters are thinking, then it will shine through whatever words they say to each other. If you need anything else, please don’t hesitate to contact me! 

keep quiet (m)

Originally posted by nnochu

pairings: jungkook x reader

genre: smut and ceo!au

word count: 3,473

a/n: im back after like a 4 month break lolol !! this is for @jinxkook​ idk how i wrote this and yeah lemme cry for a bit. (ignore this part if you wanna but here’s a lil disclaimer)

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anonymous asked:

...But they credited you... Thats not reposting. Its just like rebloging. Cause if you put something online people are allowed to share. You're being unfair to someone who clearly follows you here, maybe even a fan! Someone who probably just wanted everyone to see how good your fanart was

Hello, anon! Thank you for coming forward with your thoughts. I figured I’d get an ask like this, just like others who joined the movement. I have a lot more asks pending but I think I’ll address yours first while the issue is fresh—

First off, I’m sorry to say right off the bat that you are wrong. Reposting is reposting. It’s not like reblogging because… it’s reposting. A reblog would have my whole post intact, including my caption (unless a boo-boo happens where my caption gets deleted, oops) and would come directly from me, as a source, easily reached with a click of a button.

That was a repost. They took screenshots of my post and re-uploaded it elsewhere, without my permission, might I add. A repost is a repost. You can try to sugarcoat it, but a repost is a repost.

Secondly, you seem to not have read or looked at my post in its entirety. Please read back on what I said about “crediting”. And, as you can see from the screencaps:

  1. they were clearly NOT following me, I underlined it—there’s a great big FOLLOW right next to my name,
  2. if they are not following me, then they couldn’t be that big of a “fan” of my work, and I actually don’t mind if people don’t follow me as long as they don’t repost my work (especially something I specifically made for my followers), and
  3. I don’t actually have “fans”—I have friends. Anyone who follow me, whether mutual or not? Friends (who like and enjoy the same things I do). And friends don’t do friends like this, fam.

Lastly, I’m being unfair? Silly anon. c: Who do you think got the short end of the stick here? Is it the reposter or me? I was the one who was taken from, and I reiterate, without permission or my knowledge. I was the one whose feelings were trampled because they couldn’t even bother to ask/check with me first. I did not name or directly link them either to make sure no harm comes to them personally. And if they are truly innocent, then they shouldn’t feel called out, yeah? Can you tell me again who was being unfair?

Thank you for your ask! I encourage more people to ask and address the issue of reposting with me and other people in the protest, because it does help to clear things up and spread awareness. I’m aware a lot of people may be confused with the concept itself, and that’s okay! We all have to learn things sometime. We are here to guide you. Just remember to be respectful! Thank you and have a good day! ٩(◕‿◕。)۶

jyonzu  asked:

I can't believe keith is so emo he writes emo notes to his missing bf and puts them on his wall so he can look at them and feel more emo!!!

the end phrase of both notes are DEFINITELY repeated. 

like…. okay. maybe the animators just copy and pasted the text twice onto multiple notes but ….. there are things that have been torn off that wall too. and there are things that just kind of make me think it isn’t and keith has written this out multiple times. it’s just really interesting tbh….. 

also a few things worth consideration to build on this whole discussion and it’s all to do with the speech inflection + phrasing of words: 

  • “where -…were you”. the inflection there is so damn significant you can hear his voice cracks it’s like the words are pouring out and he has to stop himself like if you listen a few times you can hear he kind of stops it’s v short and quick like after saying “where” then there’s a slight pause and he continues. paired with his troubled expression it really does highlight something vulnerable in his face here.
  • “i was kinda… lost, and found myself drawn out to this place” 

well that’s a pretty deep frown. nOW THIS IS SOMETHING I REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT THOUGH. bc keith does hesitate for a slight second and it’s really damn significant when he does this with his speech even if it’s slight bc keith is so direct and pretty imperative when he speaks like sometimes he even chops out words from sentences to keep momentum and get to the point faster, and he doesn’t often falter (im not talking about the stuttering he does sometimes which is often paired with lying or averting the truth - that’s a different Zone of his speech). 

i mean times where he hesitates in a context that is painted quite emotional and keith is the focus of the scene for the audience. there are a few key times this has happened and it’s like !!!!!! WOAH!!!! bc it says so much and this is more of Mini Version of these which is really exciting to me bc keith breaking his usual speech patterns and deviating even for a second says a lot imo. also we should take into account what his expression looked like before he started talking about Himself and his personal situation following the loss of shiro: 

once he mentions garrison: 

you can see a few things happening most notably his eyebrows creasing, and eyes no longer look up but casting down. you can’t really see it with the shots but if you play the frames back his head does actually tilt down too. 

easiest to kind of see here. he goes from looking up to looking down both with his head and eyes. 

also look at that collar jfc keith ily 

  • “then you showed up” 

there’s a bit of a pause here where they look at each other and silence falls. shiro breaks eye contact very deliberately with keith whilst keith keeps his eyes fixed on shiro: 

idk about anyone else here but to me at least it looks like shiro is considering for a second the impact of his absence on keith. like the way his eyes shift and his expression changes it looks like he’s piecing something together himself here. 

then shiro kind of flounders, turning to the others to introduce himself if you hear how he’s speaking he doesn’t actually sound that confident until the end of his sentence “i should-… thank you all” . 

he also mirrors exactly what keith does with “where-..were you” / which is slowing down and pausing at the start of the sentence before putting it back together. so it’s plausible to suggest that what he’s seen here/ what he’s thinking about has clearly made some sort of impression on him enough to throw him off for a second. 

yes granted we have to take into account everything the day has had in store for him, but it’s the Considering Look + everything about these frames that makes sense for it to be linked to keith’s words. 

so yeah. i think the notes are repeated intentionally and keith wrote it out twice. it’s clear that whilst he really endured and kept going, whilst he did some incredible work out in the desert and tried to realign his focus and channel his chaotic energy and direction into something (this is something i really wanna meta on hardcore hhHHHh) he was obviously shaken and affected deeply by the loss of shiro from his life. 

basically we see a pattern here for these scenes and a few more at the start of S1E1, and that’s the fact that every time the conversation turns to shiro’s return keith’s voice changes and his expression softens you can hear it. you can see it. all im saying is that it shows sincere open emotions and care. 

anonymous asked:

ok everyone is constantly on about neil and allison and neil and matt but WHERE are my discussions on neil and kevin?? don't even TRY and tell me they're not lowkey besties

OH MY FUCKING GOD MY GUY,,, DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED i wrote a whole fucking essay on neil and kevin trying to get into the extra josten squad i’m never ok. anyway even tho i said don’t get me started,,,, im getting started

OK. LIKE. their relationship is so fucky to start with. neil looks at kevin and sees everything he could have had. he’s just… jealous in a lot of ways. but it takes him like 0 time to realise that actually, kevin’s life has been pretty shit, and he’s IMMEDIATELY protective of kevin. like,, he’s so pissed off at kevin for pressuring him into being on kathy’s show but he totally gets where he’s coming from and as soon as riko starts being an asshat he’s just like “you know what? my life isn’t worth anything. i’ll give it up for kevin. no question.” no doubt, he’s a ride or die motherfucker and he gives it all up for kevin

LOOK AT THIS!!! THIS ISN’T BC OF A DEAL OR SOMETHING!! NEIL’S JUST LIKE. NO. WE’RE ON THE SAME TEAM. #FUCKRIKO2K17 

he doesn’t even last two pages and then he’s just. so fucking pissed he literally can’t even let riko talk anymore. what kind of a gem

oh my god and this is just like… the start. this is the first book. this is pretty much the first time neil shows any type of care for anything except surviving this year. he was gonna run away before he even saw riko, and here riko’s not looking at him and he paints a target on his back for kevin??? i love him

alright and that’s not all. it’s not just neil adopting kevin. kevin straight up adopts that boy too. he loves neil for his exy, and he’s certain he’ll make court, but do you see him inviting anyone else to practice at night? nope. AND AS SOON AS KEVIN FINDS OUT THAT NEIL IS NATHANIEL HE DOES THE SAME THING he doesn’t defy riko or smth not yet but

HE STRAIGHT UP ADOPTS NEIL RIGHT BACK!!! and i dont even have to show u guys this quote its the fucking apex of their relationship-

OH MY GODDDDD he believes so much in neil!!!! he’s so fucking upset that neil can’t have a future. he wants that for our boy as much as we do; like nothing else that has happened has hurt kevin that much. 

and they see themselves in each other. they SEE that they’re basically just alternate timelines of each other - that one small difference could have made either one of them into the other

a BUNCH of their compassion for each other comes because they know what they’re looking at. they’re looking at themselves, if there had been one small change in their lives. and both of them know that it wouldn’t have been good either way - both routes were torture in different ways. kevin has a future, but the moriyamas will always be hanging over them; neil was free for a while, but it won’t last. they KNOW that for each other and that fuels them. there’s a bond there that just can’t be ignored ok??

ALSO. LETS NOT FORGET. KEVIN OFFERED TO NOT DRINK FOR NEIL! JUST IF NEIL WANTED TO DRINK!!

even nicky comments like “kevin has CLEARLY just done something nice for neil but kevin’s a BRAT” like. kevin cares so fucking much,, he’s like “you know what? if i were in neil’s shoes i would already be fucking wasted. idk if it will help but if he wants to he should be able to. i got u, bro.” what a BOY. i love him they’re the best friends

and okay if anyone needs more- i swear i’m wrapping this post up - when neil thinks about his future, he sees andrew. obviously. BUT HE ALSO SEES KEVIN THERE.

they’re straight up best friends and brothers and i fucking love them

and as a last point, this is extra content instead of book-canon, but

NEIL IS AS IMPORTANT TO KEVIN AS THEA IS. MIKE DROPPED. MY BOYS.

Excuse me but can Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman please get a Jewish girlfriend.

Like very openly Jewish girlfriend who goes to synagogue for Shabbat Services every week, who keeps kosher, who debates Torah and leads a Torah study group at her synagogue.

Maybe she even is a teacher at a Jewish school. (middle or high school age)

And she and Diana will be walking hand and hand and all her students will come up to her and be like Morah so and so hi.

Jewish girlfriend with Jewish name like the sounds goyim always got trouble pronouncing.

Also like short girlfriend who gets very impassioned about Jewish history and will like just be going on about it.

And Diana got that emoji with heart eyes look.

Like Jewish girlfriend who shows Diana how to find hecsher on food and Diana will speak hebrew with her.

And they have Shabbat meals.

Jewish girlfriend where we take the stereotypes of Jewish women and spin it so it is seen as a strength and positive.

Jewish girlfriend who like hey why don’t you invite your friends from justice league over for Passover Seder.

And on Purim Diane dressup with her gf and gf is wonder woman for Purim and they crack up bc like inside joke.

And all the jewish grandma are like nu so when is the wedding

And Diana got to go somewhere for like justice league business or something so the gf is like here take some food just in case and like its a suitcase of food.

and Girlfriend is like hey lets go visit your family and like packs food bc idk diana do you have kosher food on the island

also like yes im brining my first aid kit i don’t care if you all are good at healing what if chas v'shalom something happens it is better to be prepared 

also i’m not great at healing so there is that

“Diana I just saw your fight on tv and are you ok do you need anything, are you hurt or you hungry, i’m gonna make some matzah ball soup either way and there is some roast leftover from shabbat. is there anything you want me to make. you know what i’m just gonna cook a few things just in case and what you don’t eat we can freeze or you can take back with you.

like that batman he looks like he could use a home cooked meal what with the frowning all the time and the flash he is too skinny so i’ll make some stuff for you to bring him because he needs a little meat on those bones”

basically lets give wonder woman a Jewish girlfriend please and thanks

RFA As A Friend

So this four am hc was gathering dust in my drafts so Imma post it. IDK  if there’s spoilers read with caution. This is what the RFA would be like as a best friend, told by someone who was half asleep. 

Yoosung

- This kiddo’s gonna try so hard

- Probably yandere as a friend too

- He better be yo BFF in snapchat, make it facebook official, better tag him in your ig bio

- Keeps you awake till the unholy hours of night with games

- Unhealthy influence 3/10 IGN but yknow he tries so hard he can get 8/10

Zen

- He’s still gonna be thirsty AF for compliments

- Whines to you about being single all the time pls shut up 

- That one friend who needs to judge all yo potential man/woman

- Lowkey a living student athlete meme

- ZEN SHUT UP ABOUT EATING HEALTHY AND DAILY EXERCISE I CAN ENJOY ONE FUCKING KITKAT 

Jaehee

- The one responsible friend ™

- But pure asf pls protect her from the harsh world

- YOU GOTTA LET HER RELAX SHES ALWAYS SO UPTIGHT

- That one girl who could be gorg if she tried but but prefers going to cafes and reading

- Jk shes gorgeous either way im straight, so why do i love her sm

- TAKE ZENS SELF ESTEEM AND GIVE SOME TO JAEBAE 

Jumin

- Funds everything

- Good listener™

- Doesn’t even know how to mute a call so you know he’s actually listening

- Can you shush about your cat with a victorian (Idk if its victorian lmao) name I want to actually discuss something

- JFC JUMIN IF YOU MENTION CAT WINE ONE MORE TIME ILL POUR THAT BOTTLE OF WINE OVER YOUR EXPENSIVE HAIRDO

Seven

- He’s not Saeyoung. He’s SaeRAN AWAY FROM HIS RESPONSIBILITIES 

- Too many memes 

- Sends you outdated ones just to piss you off

- Does outdated trends to piss you off

- Nearly gets you killed with his crazy driving

- Why do you even stick around him

- SEVEN STOP PLANKING WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 

V

- Probably used as an escapegoat (scapegoat? scapegoat.)

- Comfort levels are insane

- Takes like five hours for him to get his hair dyed 

- Like his blue hair can’t be natural is he an anime charac- OHHHHH

- You can be his service dog woof woof wait no not like that you pervs

- V there’s a wall– *thunk*   … I warned you. You can’t say anything. I warned you.

Saeran

- Lil moody shiet 

- Hoards candy from those halloween sales

- The kind of guy to buy candy for himself on valentines

- Friend that ignores you 60% of the time

- Not sure if you’re even friends

- SAERAN IF YOU DONT FUCKING TEXT ME BACK IMMA STEAL YO FLAT CHOCOLATE RECTANGLE

It Started With A Treehouse (G.D.)

I havent written any Grayson smut in forever soooooo here take this garbage lmao

@scuteedolans @dangly-feather-earring-dolan @pinksnapbackbullshit

              Ethan, Grayson, and I had been inseparable for our entire lives. We grew up as neighbors, the twins ran into my backyard and climbed into my tree house scaring the hell out of me when we were five years old and the rest is pretty much history. Our parents became friends, we went on vacations together, we were babysat together, and we got along great so we basically grew up in each other’s pockets. As we got older the twins grew like weeds and bulked up quite a bit. There was no denying that they were handsome young men, I just wasn’t attracted to either of them. Or so I thought.

                As time went on, I realized a little part of me always loved Grayson a little bit more than Ethan. I always gave in to him, whether it be where we went to eat or what game we played. All he had to do was look up at me through the thick fringe of his eyelashes with those big hazel puppy dog eyes and my resolve would crumble in an instant. His face would split into a beautiful grin, flashing his brilliant white teeth, and I’d melt. Of course, to his face I would scoff and pretend to be irritated but I was never really upset. I don’t think I ever could be.

               It was late on Saturday night, and my phone rang with a text message.

*Group Chat*

G: hey sluts, movie night?

E: first off, rude. second, no.

Me: why not E? hot date tonight?! Lmaooooo

G: yeah right, Y/N. maybe with his left hand.

Me: EW

E: HEY LISTEN I COULD GET A DATE IF I WANTED ONE

G: suuuuuure ya could buddy.

E: I don’t see you on many dates dear brother so….

Me: OH SICK BURN BABY

G: you two are the worst

E: aww ya sad now?

Me: yeah gray, ya gonna cry?

G: fuck offfffff. Is anyone coming to watch this fucking movie with me or what????

E: I already said no, dingus. I’m sleeping at Aaron’s house tonight

G: so you DO have a hot date!

Me: don’t let things get too sexy tonight E!

E: you are both monsters.

Me: gray I’m in for a movie if you want. As long as its nothing that sucks.

G: do my choices ever suck?????

Me: um remember the 4th of july with the twizzlers and half a bottle of fireball???

G: I MEANT MY MOVIE CHOICES NOT MY LIFE CHOICES Y/N.

Me: mhmmmmmm

G: I came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now.

E: gray that was lame

Me: you are LITERALLY a living meme

G: yeah but you love me baby!

E: I don’t!

Me: yeah yeah whatever I’ll be over in 5

G: YAY!

               I put my phone in my pocket before I slipped my shoes on. I called out to my mother to let her know where I was going on my way out the door. I walked across the driveway and into the Dolan’s front yard. I didn’t bother knocking and I just walked inside. I knew everyone else was gone because the only car in the driveway was Grayson’s. That’s when reality hit. I was alone with him in this big house. Why the fuck was it so hard to breathe all of a sudden? I needed to relax and act normal. I could not let my minor crush come bubbling to the surface right this very second.

               “GRAYSON BAILEY DOLAN WHERE YOU AT?!” I shouted from the front hallway. “I’M IN HERE!” I heard him yell in response from the living room. I grinned and started running. When I hit the living room I dove over the arm of the couch and tackled Grayson onto the cushions. “Y/N what the hell girl?! Are you tryin to kill me?” He said while laughing. His laughter shook my body as I was still on top of him. “You know I like to make an entrance.” I said while climbing off of him. I flopped onto the couch next to him with my feet in his lap. “Go ahead G, fire it up!” He chuckled while pressing play on the remote.

               About an hour into the movie, I started to get tired and uncomfortable because of the way I was sitting. Grayson’s large hand wrapped around my ankle. Still staring at the screen, he said “Stop squirming.” My heartbeat quickened just a little and I let out a fake irritated sigh. He patted his thigh and said “Come on.” I smiled a little and rearranged myself so my head was resting in his lap. Grayson knew this was my favorite way to lay but he also knew I always fell asleep like this too. Sure enough he started stroking my hair and in a matter of minutes I was asleep.

               About an hour later I started to wake up but Grayson was still stroking my hair so I didn’t open my eyes. Call me selfish but it was soothing and I didn’t want him to stop. I cracked one eye open and his phone was close enough to my face that I could read his texts. Now I didn’t want to spy but teasing Gray was kinda my favorite thing and if there was something funny in his texts I could use against him, you can bet your ass I would. He was texting Ethan and the hand that wasn’t stroking my hair, was flying over his keyboard.  It took all of my strength not to shiver while reading his conversation.

G: e I need help

E: whats up bro?

G: im freaking out. Y/N’s head is in my lap

E: dude this isn’t new. she does that all the time

G: e you KNOW this is different. You know how I feel about her!

E: yeah and that’s why I went to Aarons! Man up!

G: I don’t know what to do! God damn it I want to touch her so bad

E: okay well don’t be weird about it. Just like touch her arm or something idk man!

G: ethan you have no idea what she does to me I cant fucking breathe rn

E: well im going to leave you to it FIGURE IT OUT BUD!

G: ETHAN NO

G: ETHAN I SWEAR TO GOD

G: FUCK

               He clicked the power button on his phone and threw it onto the other side of the couch, and his head dropped back, a sigh escaping his lips. Now that I knew he wanted me just as bad as I wanted him, I pulled the courage from inside of me and decided that I was going to make the move to go further. I pretended to still be asleep and I rolled over so my face was inches from his toned stomach. I could hear him gasp above me and I bit back a grin. I stretched out like a cat as his hand ran down my spine. I slowly dragged my hand over the growing bulge in Grayson’s jeans. A groan spilled from his lips and I could feel his body tense up. I slowly blinked my eyes open and grinned up at him. “Are you sure sweetheart? Because if we do this, you gotta be sure.” He asked quietly. I could see the hope shining in his eyes and a shy grin appeared on his face as I nodded.

               As soon as he had confirmation that I was okay with this, a fire ignited in his eyes and his hand traveled down between my thighs. He began rubbing small tight circles over my clit through my leggings. All reasonable thought flew out of my head at the feeling of his fingers on my most sensitive area. My hips bucked against his hand and moans spilled from my lips. “These need to come off.” Grayson said, pulling at my pants. I stood up and removed my leggings, feeling exposed. “C’mere baby.” He said, grabbing my hips and pulling me into his lap.

               Grayson tucked his head into my neck and nipped at the sensitive skin. My hips began to grind down onto his thick thigh and I couldn’t control my sighs as my clit rubbed against the denim of his jeans. At this point I was so turned on I couldn’t see straight. “Fuck baby. You like riding my thigh? Does that feel good?” Grayson growled, his hands guiding my hips back and forth on his leg. “Yes! Hngg-oh my god Grayson!” I whined out. One of his hands left my hip and snaked down to rub me through my panties. He pushed them to the side and sank 2 thick fingers into me. I gasped at the intrusion and he grinned me, knowing exactly what he was doing to me. I tipped my head down and sealed my lips with his. He pumped his fingers in and out of my dripping center and my mouth fell open. He slipped his tongue into my mouth and I could feel that heat coiling in my belly.

               Grayson withdrew his fingers from my pussy and brought them up to my mouth. I sucked his index finger into my mouth, wrapping my tongue around the thick digits. I looked into his eyes as I continued sucking and he let out a low hiss.

               “That’s it. Enough fucking around.” He growled as he flipped me onto my back. Grayson stood up and unbuckled his pants, yanking them down along with his boxers. He pushed my knees apart and settled between my thighs. “Please Grayson. I need you.” I whined, on the brink of tears. “Shh don’t cry baby. Daddy knows what you need.” He whispered, lining his length up with my entrance. He pushed into me slowly, giving me time to adjust to his size.

               Grayson pulled out almost all the way and slammed back in, an animalistic sound ripping out of my throat. He began thrusting into me at a near punishing pace and I couldn’t contain the sounds spilling from my lips. “Please Daddy! God you feel so good! I can’t hold on!” I screamed. “Yeah that’s right baby. Tell me how good you feel. Tell me how much you need my cock.” Grayson grunted into my ear, his warm breathe fanning over my heated skin. “Ugh-Gray you feel so good inside me. Your cock is the best I’ve ever had! I’m gonna come!” I whimpered in response.

               His hand gently tightened around my throat, beginning to cut off my air supply. He kept thrusting quickly, his face twisting and contorting as he chased his release. His hand kept tightening around my throat and the air was getting thinner and thinner. The lack of oxygen made my blood feel like it was boiling and my clit was throbbing. Just as my vision started to darken Grayson removed his hand and used it to rub my clit in tight circles as I sucked in a huge breath. The sudden intake of oxygen mixed with his touches threw me right over the edge as I exploded around him. “FUCK!” Grayson shouted into the empty room as my pussy continued to flutter around him. After another half dozen powerful thrusts he stilled inside me as his orgasm washed over him. After he spilled his seed inside me, he collapsed on top of me, his head on my chest.

               “Wow. Y/N do you know how I’ve wanted this? How long I’ve wanted you?” He whispered into my damp skin. I ran my fingers through his messy hair and whispered back “I’m guessing, as long as I’ve wanted you?” He was quiet before responding. “Y/N please don’t tell me this was a one time thing? I want you to be mine. Like, forever ya know?” Grayson said, lifting his head to look me in the eyes. I cradled his face in my hand. “I’ve been yours since you and your idiot brother stormed my treehouse when we were five years old Grayson Bailey Dolan. I’m not going anywhere.”

hidden relationship with idol!mark (requested)

Originally posted by jaehyun-a

request: hidden relationship with idol!mark plsss ♥

a/n: here you go anon!! thank you so much for requesting! i hope you like it!!!! im personally not satisfied with the ending but idk :( pls read my other stuff:

 hidden relationship w idol!jaehyun 

having a crush on mark

genre: fluff

  • you and mark have been dating for about a month and a half????
  • so like you got close bc you were classmates at sopa and you always liked him but you never thought he liked you back bc he was mark!!! lee!!!!! and he was close w everybody so u didn’t think much of it
  • and one day in class when he actually came to class after 4 days bc of promotions he’s like “y/n do you have a minute” and ur like ??? yeah ofc
  • and while nobody’s looking he hands u a lil envelope and tells you to open it when u get home
  • so ur confused but ur like ok thanks dude
  • so u get home and drop ur things and open it right away
  • and its a LONG ASS NOTE but to cut it short he pretty much said that he always liked you and its okay if you don’t feel the same and he wanted to tell you in person but he was too shy but didnt wanna do it by text either so he wrote you a letter
  • and your heart is going HFFHJDHDJHJHGJHGJH
  • then you calm down and u shoot him a text like “hey i read your letter :)”
  • and he replies SO FAST he’s like “oh u did”
  • and ur like “yeah i like u a lot too :)”
  • and marks like “THATS A RELIEF’
  • then he asks if u wanna hang out tomorrow at this lil convenience store nobody goes to
  • But ur like “aw i have work” then ding ding ding u remember your moms cafe is always empty so u invite him over
  • and hes like oh thats a great idea!!!!!! and yeah ur first date is basically during your 1 hour break and its cute even tho you’re still wearing your work clothes
  • and thats how mark became a regular at the cafe
  • so as your relationship grows you both agree to tell the company and the members after promotions and after they’re busy making music
  • so yes one day you and mark plan on having a lil date at the cafe
  • and marks about to leave the dorm when donghyucks like “yo mark can i come with u”
  • and marks like “NO” and donghyucks like ?????
  • mark goes “i mean i’ll be back right away anyway you don’t have to come”
  • and donghyucks like “i just gotta buy something real quick let me just put on my shoes”
  • and while donghyucks putting his shoes on mark leaves as fast as he can
  • donghyuck comes out and he’s suspicious now so he’s like “yuta hyung doyoung hyung i think marks onto something”
  • so they try to follow him but they lose him n now they’re tired and decide to sit down inside a cafe ,,, you know exactly what cafe i’m talking about
  • but you and mark are sitting on the opposite side where the boys can’t possibly see you unless they stand up
  • and you’re just talking to mark n stuff
  • and you’re like “hey how are your members”
  • and he’s like “they’re good,,, donghyuck almost followed me here”
  • you’re like “oh god that wouldve been bad” and he’s like “yeah good thing i left him”
  • n ur like ,,, falling asleep on his shoulder and he’s like “you seem tired ,,, you still have 40 minutes left so you should probably take a nap”
  • and you’re like “noooo we barely see each other” but he’s like “no really take a nap, i’ll wake you up 10 minutes before your break ends”
  • so u fall asleep on his shoulder like wtf thats so cute
  • then your co-worker approaches the 3 boys and goes “excuse me but you have to order if you wanna sit here”
  • and doyoungs like oh yeah shit hold on
  • so the older boys send donghyuck to the cashier and he keeps protesting but thats what you get when you’re the maknae
  • and after he gives his order he just casually looks around ,, and there he sees mark ,,,, scrolling through his phone with a girl sleeping on his shoulder
  • his eyes widen and he’s like “pssst doyoung hyung yuta hyung” and they’re like “WHAT DO U WANT WE ALREADY GAVE U OUR ORDER”
  • and he’s like “ITS NOT THAT SHUT UP AND COME HERE”
  • and they’re annoyed but they follow anyway and donghyuck points at you and mark and they’re all SHOOK
  • they all walk to where you guys are seated and mark looks up when he hears the footsteps
  • mark’s like “oh crap” and doyoungs like “so who’s this” while looking at your sleeping figure
  • and mark shushes them and goes “this is y/n”
  • and yuta’s like “y/n?????”
  • donghyucks whisper yelling like “IS THIS YOUR GIRLFRIEND” and mark slowly nods and he’s actually being calm about this but ya
  • apparently donghyucks whisper yelling is pretty damn loud and it woke you up
  • you open your eyes to see 3 other members of nct staring at you and you’re like “aw crap”
  • doyoung asks you if you’re marks gf
  • and theres really no point in denying so ur like “yeah”
  • donghyucks whining like a baby to mark he’s like “IM YOUR BEST FRIEND WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME”
  • marks like “NOWS NOT THE RIGHT TIME TO TELL ANYBODY”
  • so the boys calm down eventually and now theyre getting to know you and stuff and it seems like they really like you as a person and as marks gf
  • then suddenly doyoungs strict mom mode is on and he’s like “i’m giving you three days to tell the company or i will”
  • and marks like HYUNG WHAT THE HELL and you’re getting really scared of doyoung
  • but dy’s like “bc i really like her and im 100% sure the company won’t split you guys apart. i just want you two to go on real dates without having to hide”’
  • and you’re like pinching marks arm bc YOU CAN’T BELIEVE DOYOUNG IS THIS SUPPORTIVE because mark always talks about how he nags on everyone 
  • so yeah the next day you and mark go to sm and tell them about your relationship and true to doyoungs words they didnt split you up, but you won’t go public yet either, which is fine with you
  • then he takes you to the dorm to meet the members and they’re all so nice to you and donghyucks still a lil bitter but jokes around about you stealing his man
  • taeyong jokingly says he’ll keep an eye on you and that mark is his son
  • marks like ,,, super embarrassed by how his members are acting but you honestly think its cute
  • the two of you are just so happy that the members like you and you don’t have to secretly go on dates in the cafe
  • the end

anonymous asked:

im thinking i shouldnt follow you anymore. youre literally confused. overrated series, yet you have this blog dedicated to that series. doesnt make any sense. its basically like talking shit about your friend. your bread analogy wasnt good either as it made no sense..... idk, im sorry, i really liked your tumblr but its just lost its flare.

ok bye lol i literally dont care.

no offense, but we have 117,000 other followers so we really wouldn’t even notice.

harry potter IS overrated. i think it’s fantastic, and brilliant, and really well written…. and i think there are thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of better kids books out there that haven’t got nearly as much attention. that is what i mean by overrated. i can think of something as both overrated and really good, can’t i?

what about me running this blog means i can’t criticize JK Rowling for writing the books my blog is about?? am i suddenly… absolved from being able to critique her because i like something she did?

gang sleepover - hcs
  • DARRY IS PERPETUALLY ASKING IF THEY ALL WANT MORE BLANKETS
    • HE’S ALWAYS ASKING IF SHE’S OKAY W SLEEPING IN THE LIVING ROOM
    • LIKE “U CAN GO SLEEP IN PONY AND SODA’S BED IT DOESNT MATTER”
  • TBH HE’D HAVE A DRINK BEFORE BED
    • AND THEN WHEN HE GOES TO SLEEP
    • STEVE AND TWO AND SODA AND EVERYONE IS HOLLERING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS BECAUSE OF SOMETHING STUPID
    • AND DARRY OPENS HIS EYES
    • AND CRAWLS OUTTA BED 
    • WALKS SOFTLY TO THE LIVING ROOM
    • AND RUBS AN EYE
    • AND HE’S LIKE
    • “will you……please…….” (quietly) “tone it the fUCK DOWN”
  • AND BEFORE HE KNOWS IT
    • IT’S LIKE 3:27 AM
    • AND DARRY IS SITTING IN A RING WITH THEM IN THE LIVING ROOM
    • PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE
    • AND WOULD YOU RATHER
  • TBH STEVEPOP
    • ENDS UP HAVING A REALLY DEEP CONVERSATION ABOUT EXISTENCE
    • PONY JOINS
    • AND ITS TOO MUCH FOR HIM
    • AND HE GOES TO DARRY AND HE’S LIKE
    • “I’M DYING AS WE SPEAK”
    • “we all are pone. now get out the way, i can’t see where the bottle’s pointing” (playing spin the bottle)
  • TWO STEVE AND SODA ARE PLAYING MANHUNT
    • twO DEAD FORGETS WHAT HE’S DOING
    • POPS OUTTA NO WHERE AND SCARES THE FUCK OUTTA SODA
    • “i was beginning to think u weren’t looking for me”
    • stEVE HEARS SODA SCREAM
    • AND HE’S LIKE
    • SODA WYA R U GOOD
  • TBH THE FIRST ONE TO SAY “IM PULLING A FUCKING ALLNIGHTER 
    • IS PONY
    • but ofc he’s also the same kid to fall asleep first
  • IN THE MORNING
    • AS USUAL NO ONE KNOWS WHERE TWO IS
    • HE FELL ASLEEP IN THE KITCHEN WHILE EATING SOMETHING
    • dally is fuckin knocked
    • johnny doesn’t have a hard time sleeping but he doesn’t wanna be the first to fall asleep 
    • so he’s the one to sit on the porch smoking a cig watching two and soda and steve mindlessly walk around up and down the streets to play manhunt
    • dal goes out to join him for a cigarette before he conks tf out
  • tbh two and pony are perpetually play fighting
    • and pony aint in the mood
    • so he play fights with steve
  • OMG PONY IS DEF STARGAZING
    • TRYNA SHOW JOHNNY THE CONSTELLATIONS
  • or some reason someone brought whipped cream
    • and steve thought it was a cool idea to stick the nozzle up soda’s nose while he was sleeping
    • and fill a nostril up with whipped cream??? idk what steve was thinking man
  • ARM WRESTLING
    • steve claiming that darry cheatED!!!!!!!!!
    • soda always challenging steve
    • like “square up lil bitch”
    • and steve would beat him every time
    • and then steve tries darry
    • and gets his ego bROKE
    • “yeAH OKAY MUSCLE MAN”
    • “LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GET AN A ON A CALCULUS TEST SUPER DOPE”
  • you’ll like wake up
    and either two, soda or steve are cuddled up next to u…def soda bc he is just used to so much cuddling w people- the kid loves it
  • two is the jackass who suggests spin the bottle (but with truth or dare) instead of kissing
    • until it hits the u
    • then he’s like
    • “how bout that kiss now”
  • FUCKN PRANKCALLING CHERRY
    • “so i heard your name was strawberry” *pony says in an ultra deep voice*
    • “pony i know its you”
    • *pony aGGRESSIVELY CLEARS HIS THROAT*
    • “excuse me! i am not a pONY!”
  • somEONE CLOGS THE FUCKIN TOILET AND IT WAS STEVE EVERYONE KNOWS IT DARRY HAS TO SHIT AND HE’S ANGRY

anonymous asked:

heyyo, snuggie here. i really really really love your svt aus and how you write them all so accurately (no broadbrushing and underestimating stereotypes) and i was wondering if you could do some autumn inspired au for one of them bc its my fav season + they're my fav group? you can choose the details if you want like fluff or contemporary or fantasy or all of that idk man you're the pro here, i am but a humble snuggie. thank you so much for all your updates even with college! mwah ~snuggie

aww thank you!!! ive been feeling autumn recently, so i just thought some cute woozi fluff could do us some good??
so here’s a lil pumpkin-pie bake-off with him!!

  • you’re 100% sure woozi started this whole debacle when he said something about how you were too messy of a person to be able to clean out a pumpkin 
  • because uhhh what did your room being littered with magazines and clothes have to do with you cleaning out a pumpkin - you couldn’t seem to find the similarity and woozi had thought he was being oh so smart when he went
  • “sure, fine. but can you even bake?”
  • “i can bake better than you cherry head”
  • “stop calling me that, this hair color isn’t cherry it’s more like wine”
  • you had stuck your tongue out and told him that ‘wine’ wasn’t used to describe colors you weren’t 90 year old men in some country club and woozi had just mimicked your voice in a higher pitch
  • junhui, who had witnessed the whole event and had since fOreVER been waiting for a stand off between you and his sarcastic friend, decided to fuel this fire
  • “just have a pumpkin pie bake off. ill judge. you know im not biased.”
  • you and woozi eyed each other than both turned sharply to junhui
  • “you’re both looking at me with the intensity of a thousand suns,,,,,,im frightened,,,,,”
  • you spoke first “deal, we’ll have a bake off.”
  • woozi cut in with a look of distrust toward his own band mate “but junhui doesn’t judge,,,,,,,,,,,,,seungkwan does.”
  • you agreed, throwing your back against the sofa with crossed arms. you’re sure someone in your family had a recipe. your wikipedia would do
  • junhui shrugged and said he’d text seungkwan the details. this evening you and woozi would have a bake off. 
  • that evening had turned into a panic, woozi was right tbh you had no god damn idea how to clean out a pumpkin and the seeds were getting everywhere, the floor, the table, your hair - it was a nightmare!
  • but, thanks to a snap from the ever sneaky junhui, you could tell woozi was having problems too
  • did you resort to getting your pumpkin out of a can? maybe, woozi didn’t have to know
  • but from then on, your recipe from an aunt whose name you hadn’t heard in ten years wasn’t working either 
  • but woozi, who had actually never even liked pumpkin pie, wasn’t doing any better. he had forgot cinnamon and on top of that he had forgot that pre-heating an oven was a thing
  • was his pumpkin pie store bought at the last second? maybe, you didn’t have to know
  • and finally - at the end of it all, you and woozi presented your pies to seungkwan who was seated in the middle of the practice room, the rest of seventeen looking eagerly on
  • tasting both pies in silence, a big surprise to everyone, seungkwan washed it down with a glass of milk and sighed
  • “well, i can’t believe it but woozi-”
  • he began and you could see the light in woozi’s eyes spark as you clutched your fist,,,,,,no way,,,,,,could he really bake?? was that kid good at everything
  • “but woozi - you really just served me a slice of pumpkin pie from the bakery down the street. did you think i wouldn’t know? you’re disqualified. so-”
  • you jumped up for joy, the pumpkin seeds that were in your hair falling out with your pure excitement
  • you turned to see a blushing, flustered woozi and totally basked in the moment
  • till seungkwan turned to you and went, with the most serious expression
  • “your prize is you get to kiss the loser. junhui told me that’s what you both wanted.”
  • “WHAT?”
  • you and woozi’s voices broke out in unison and junhui lifted his shoulders into a sly shrug “you both like each other, the tension is real.”
  • you and woozi were now both the color of his red hair, trying to make cases for how that wasn’t true - you liking him? him liking you? in what world?
  • but the entire room was wearing the same smug expression and you were hearing your own voice in your head going “they know it. you know. you like him!”
  • to where you just turned, woozi looking at you for a split second before you closed the distance and gave him a quick peck on the lips
  • woozi had felt his heart stop, the pressure on his lips and the slight test of pumpkin from you had made it impossible for him to function
  • the room had burst into cheers, but for him it was quiet
  • all he could see in the fuzziness of the feeling was you
  • and how he wanted you to kiss him again
  • and how he put his hands out to take a hold of your face and pull you back in and how he could feel your surprise but then the relief
  • and how it was so so so so so so so nice to kiss you
  • when you pulled apart, the room was empty, it was just you and woozi - and your two really bad pumpkin pies 
unsupported snape headcanons

oh boy hold on kiddos bc literally everything i think about snape is unsupported because there’s very little of his personal life in the books and i have so many hc’s it needed its own post. in answer to @snape-community‘s post and bc its been awhile since ive done one of these:

- he and hagrid are lowkey bffs. idk, i feel like hagrid just defended snape a lot in the first book. you can tell his demeanor towards the potion master definitely changed throughout the series and i think that’s bc hagrid had a lot of loyalty to harry and seeing snape treat the boy so badly created a rift between them

- when they were lowkey bffs, snape would have tea at hagrids. they would talk about the current status of the forest and if it was safe/viable to venture into it for potion ingredient gathering
- sometimes when hagrid was in there, if he saw something severus would appreciate, he would pocket it to give to him later

- snape visited hagrid for tea as a student. i feel like lily was the sort who would visit hagrid (idk, i just feel it) and she would drag snape along. he didn’t bother going back when their friendship ended and honestly, hagrid didn’t really mind. for all of hagrid’s stellar points, he was pretty prejudiced of slytherin. 
- he warmed up to him again when snape unofficially joined the light and became a professor/dumbledore’s man

- he and minerva pretty much hated each other when he started teaching. 
- he was angry at her for always backing up the mauraders and she frankly, just didn’t trust him
- their friendship started on a tentative foundation of overhearing the other make a snarky comment under their breath (either during a staff meeting, the head table, or an incident caused by a dunderheaded student that required all the heads of houses, the headmaster, and the mediwtich to assemble) and they couldn’t help but smirk in response
- their friendship was sealed when they got drunk together during the holidays in the staff room, somewhere in sev’s second or third year of teaching. they know a lot of things about each other and severus likes to tell himself he’s only friends with minnie because “the bitch knows too much” and not because he genuinely likes hanging out with the head of gryffindor, nope, of course not 

- he’s a really good head of house
- like, he takes the in loco parentis concept to a whole new level:

- he meets with students who are struggling with classes and directs them to a prefect/older student he knows excels in the subject in question for tutoring
- he will actually proofread potions essays if you give them to him with plenty of time before the due date and highlight sections that are weak to help you receive optimal points. (he does this with the other houses too actually. despite hating his life, he takes his job as a teacher seriously bc that’s just who severus is, but no one but the ravenclaws every bother asking)
- he will give extra credit assignments only if you ask him and show you’ve been making an effort to get your grades up. he doesn’t want to grade extra work if he knows it won’t help you/you dont really care
- all of this is given with a hefty amount of snark but he cares and you can see it in his eyes for a brief second before he makes a comment of “literally the last thing i want is to see your thick skull parading in my common room next year so ask miss doyle to help you with charms so you can pass your newts and leave this school while your parents are still proud of you”

- he keeps tabs on students that are struggling emotionally because he’s been there, done that, has the suicide attempt to prove it and he doesn’t want it to happen under his watch (he would blame himself immensely) 
- he won’t hesitate to tell madame pomfrey if he feels a student is at risk
- sometimes his students finds out it was snape, most of the time they don’t. he doesn’t care if they do and they get angry with him. losing a charges goodwill is far better than losing a charge. 
- he’s not good at the “it gets better” talks, but he’s not as bad as he thinks. if a student does come to him/confront him after he’s told poppy, he articulates something along the lines of “i told madame pomfrey because you were about to do something idiotic and i know you’re not that stupid. so you need help. im not qualified to give it, so we’re finding you someone who can. take it and for the love of merlin, don’t you ever put me in this position again. who do you think would have to tell your mother? your classmates? im sure they’d - i’d -  prefer to keep you alive, you stupid, stupid child.”

- he tends to shake his head at students backs in a very “i love my children but they will be the death of me” manner
- he can be a mother hen and mcgonagall knows it
- why does mcgonagall know it


- anyway, he tried to kill himself when he was sixteen, but that’s a different headcanon post ill make later

- three words: STAFF HOLIDAY TRIPS. that’ll be another hc post too bc this is super long already 

micaela-turtle-02  asked:

OMG I LOVE YPUR BLOG YOUR DOING AMAZING 💖💖 I wanted to do a headcanon of the rfa +v+saeran + vanderwood reacting to MC being pregnant with quadruplets (Like they knew she was pregnant but went to the ultrasound or something idk work your magic) sorry if this is to much to ask for lolol but you can write it however you want Thanks 💖🌈

A/N: I will try to work some magic my friend~ after all, it does include the sacred number 4 *wink wonk wink wonk* ^^ (also thank you thank you omfg im trying ;u;) ~Admin 404

*YOOSUNG:

               -When you told him the two of you were going to have a baby he was already t h r o u g h t h e r o o f

               -So!!! Excited!!! To start a family with you!

               -He was extremely nervous to go with you to the ultrasound, though. Sure he knew he was going to be a father, but it didn’t…. /hit/ him until then.

               -There is a living being inside of you that is half him and half you… it’s living, heartbeat and all

               -And he was!! About to see it!! Still inside you!!!! This was so different than ones he’s had to perform on some animals before…

               -Ready to see his first son (or daughter!!! He’s excited either way!!), he holds your hand and watches the screen with you

               -“Oh! It does look like a cats ultrasound, they’re really similar!”

               -You have to tell him that it isn’t supposed to look like that. Cue the panicked look at the doctor and the intense squeezing of your hand

               -When the doctor explained that there were four babies in there he… well he burst into a gross sob. You had to try and calm him down while simultaneously laughing at how adorable he was

               -Four babies!!! He’s about to have four babies with you!!!! He was so excited to have you, his work, and now his babies, he couldn’t believe it! At one point he was so concerned and lost about his life but now he’s got it all!

*ZEN:

               -“And the doctor’s going to tell us if we have a prince or a princess, right??”

               -“Yes Zen, if we want to know the doctor will tell us”

               -Literally told everyone at his current rehearsal that he had to leave early because there was going to be a revealing in the kingdom and as king, he needed to attend

               -He was almost bouncing off the walls waiting for the doctor to come into the room

               -Turned away from the monitor because he was so nervous! /But you were the one who was extremely ready Zen, wtf man/

               -“JUST TELL ME IF ITS HEALTHY FIRST, I NEED TO KNOW IF MY BABY IS HEALTHY” okay Zen stop shouting

               -The doctor turned the sound on the monitor up, commenting on the babies strong heartbeat…. but then they moved to another.

               -And another… and another.

               -He whipped around so fast it’s a surprise he didn’t get whiplash. Four heartbeats??? Four of them??? But.. but that would mean… four.. babies??

               -As excited as he was, he also had to be dramatic enough to match. With his foot up on the chair and his finger pointed triumphantly to the sky, he announced that the kingdom shall reign supreme and his army of beautiful babies will run a fantastic kingdom! You had to interrupt his rambling to remind him that the two of you were in a doctor’s office, not the stage

*JAEHEE:

               -The two of you decided that you would get inseminated, and Jaehee was extremely cautious of you the whole time

               -/So/ many doctors appointments, so little time

               -The two of you were excited the moment you found out you were pregnant, but that is also exactly when Jaehee’s Anxiety™ kicked in

               -So you guys were going to an ultrasound appointment to check on your baby!

               -She had read too many articles and stories on the internet of false positives and now she was just extremely paranoid no matter how many times you’ve tried to calm her down and no matter how many positive pregnancy tests you’ve taken

               -“I know you’re nervous MC, but it’s okay, I am too!” She tried to calm you, though she was the one visibly nervous

               -Watching the monitor intensely, she noticed it looked /nothing/ like the ones she had researched online.

               -Oh no, what if something’s wrong? What if you’re in danger? What if-

               -“Congratulations! All of your babies seem to be happy and healthy!” “I-I’m sorry. All? Of our babies?”  

               -The minute the word “quadruplets” left the doctors mouth, Jaehee is practically sobbing- happy tears of course! After all of the stress you had been put over trying to get pregnant in the first place, now you were going to have not one, but FOUR of the precious angels!!

*JUMIN:

               -EVERYBODY GET OUT OF HIS WAY HE IS ABOUT TO GO SEE HIS BABY ON A TINY MONITOR

               -Probably the type to get one of those fancy 3D rendered ultrasounds

               -HE WANTS THE TWO OF YOU TO CLEARLY SEE THE BABY BECAUSE HE CANNOT EXPRESS HOW IN LOVE HE IS WITH THE BOTH OF YOU, OKAY?

               -But he made a mistake. When the doctor pulled up the image it just looked like a monstrous… blob? What is this? Does his child actually like this?

               -Doesn’t hesitate to ask the doctor just what the fuck was up??? Are you pranking him??? Don’t do that????

               -The doctor is pointing out and explaining where the head, hands, and feet were- which he could see after some explanation!

               -But the doctor… kept pointing out more heads.. and hands… and feet…

               -“Are these just different angles? Is that what we’re seeing here?” “Um, no Mr. Han. You’re seeing all 4 of your children”

               -If you thought Jumin Han could be Cool Calm and Collected™ during this, you are wrong. Did his deep, silky voice raise about 6 octaves? Yes. Did it break like he was going through puberty? Also yes

               -There are four, count ‘em, FOUR babies for him to spoil!!! He can!!! Spoil them so much!!! And give them all the love and attention he’s wanted as a kid! Did he cry when he held you after this information? You can bet on it

*SAEYOUNG:

               -He was already!!! Super excited to start a family with you!!!

               -So he was practically jumping up and down, ready to see his baBY!

               -He’s so extra, he had to carry you into the doctor’s office

               -“I am not letting the mother of my child so any sort of work, got it????”

               -If you try to protest, he gives you a kiss on the forehead and gets really serious with you, “MC. You’re the love of my life and you have brought me down to earth. Let me spoil you and our baby, alright?”

               -He was recording the ultrasound for everyone in the group chat because he is just!!! So excited!! To show the world his family!!!!

               -Zooming into the monitor, he giggles as the doctor points out a head… and another head… and another one…. and.. another one

               -The ending of the video is the view turning from the monitor to the ceiling as a loud thud can be heard as he hits the ground

               -You and the doctor have to pick him back up and fan him off since he fainted at the sight of four babies

               -That’s like!!! 2 sets of twins!!! MC!!! He would have been ecstatic for one child, but you’re giving him /four/??? /FOUR/ of them??? He never expected this kind of happiness and definitely not this big of a family, but he was so in love with each and every one of you!

*DADDV:

               -You are his love and he is ready for a family!

               -He was a little afraid, of course, but all his fears were thrown out of the window the moment you kissed his cheek and told him about the ultrasound

               -Brought his camera to record the genuine reactions to the ultrasound!

               -Thought that your face would be the one that was video worthy, but he was w r o n g

               -Turned the camera to selfie mode to get the both of you in it and watched as the doctor turned on the monitor

               -Laughed at your  face once the cold gel was put on your stomach though, the light smack to this shoulder was worth it- you were so cute!

               -The smile on both of your faces was definitely screenshot worthy, he’d have to remember to do that later so he could print it out for the baby book!

               -But apparently he’d have to print… four of them…. He watched as the doctor pointed out all four babies were happy and healthy and his smile dropped to make room for the complete shock to take over his face

               -All you could do was laugh at the sudden change! You pulled him in for a kiss to snap him out of it

               -Four babies, he couldn’t believe it! MC, can you imagine the baby photos?? How amazing family portraits were going to be??? How much fun the photography trips were going to be from now on!!

*SAERAN:

               -The moment you told him he was going to be a father he panicked

               -Since then, he had gotten next to no sleep, and constantly had break downs

               -He couldn’t be a father?? What if he hurts the baby? It’s bad enough he’s terrified about hurting you!!

               -This… thing… is going to be tiny and depend on him for basic life things and he doesn’t know if he’s ready for it!!!

               -Cries many nights, telling you that he doesn’t deserve you nor a child and it just breaks your heart to pieces???

               -Maybe taking him to actually see his baby will help!

               -So you drag him along to the ultrasound. He just sits in silence and holds your hand the entire time because he’s terrified to let go

               -His eyes are practically glued shut when the doctor turns on the monitor. He isn’t ready. He doesn’t want to see. There’s going to be a human in there that is half you and half him. The half that comes from you is sure to be an angel but the half from him? Not as likely

               -One eye cracks open after words of encouragement from both you and the doctor, and on the screen he sees not one, but four little humans inside you. Tears pour out of his eyes without him even realizing it- he can’t look away from the screen

               -There were four babies, four of them! He didn’t think he deserved even /one/ but… the both of you were blessed with /four/ of them… maybe… maybe this was a sign? Maybe it was a sign that he truly was ready.. that someone, somewhere, thought that he could be a good father. With your help, he thought, maybe it was actually possible


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