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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU!

Were/ Are you a Sherlock fan?

Were/ Are you a Supernatural fan?

Were/ Are you a doctor who fan?

Do you need another couple pairs to ship and ruin your life with hoping and praying to all and any gods/ demons that the gay representation you’ve wanted for so long is going to happen?

Let me introduce you to DIRK GENTLY’S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY

It’s a BBC America show featuring Samuel Barrnet (an openly gay actor and also the essence of the post “have you ever seen a man so beautiful you started crying”) playing as Dirk Gently, a lovable cinnamon roll and his grumpy assis-friend Todd Brotzman (played by Elijah Wood)!
Not to mention the other amazing characters like Amanda, Todd’s sister who’s not only a badass but takes no shit and needs a break, Farah (also known as my wife who also deserves a break), Bart (my murder daughter), Ken (actual innocent child who came here to have a good time), the Rowdy Three (but there are four of them… we are all aware- also one of them is Osric Chau who’s Kevin in supernatural), and many more amazing characters with a diverse cast! The director is Max Landis and if you don’t know him I’ll give you a hint, he was the guy at Comic con with the rainbow hair and the twitter account you’ve probably seen in tumblr posts. Crazy shit happens, there’s shark cats, detective work, a corgi, creepy bald dudes, time travel, murder, and it’s starting its second season soon! So I suggest you jump on the train now and watch the first season which is already out!

Seriously I love this show it most definitely does not get enough attention. so I’m willing to take the chance to get hurt again with no representation ;u;.

BUT don’t take my word for it, watch the trailer and read the reviews and if it’s not for you well that’s totally okay!

(Also if I fucked up any facts send me a message and I’ll fix it)

OKAY PSA OVER
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anonymous asked:

Sorry but gotta vent this out, but apparently, k*ramel shippers are going crazy over Chris loving the ship, the thing is, between Melissa saying she doesn't ship fucking k*ramel and Chris saying he does ship abuse. i say Melissa's opinion have a heavier bearing than Chris's because ITS HER DAMN SHOW AND SHE PLAYS THE TITULAR CHARACTER FOR FUCKS SAKE. k*ramels can go bat shit crazy over chris's opinion but melissa's opinion is the important one here.

lemme b real honest w u right now : karamel shippers dont give a flyin fuck about melissa OR kara. They hype karamel up bc they thirsty as hell for chris wood’s dick. im surprised some of them even know kara/melissa’s name lol

anonymous asked:

Shit, can you imagine if he does? Magnus would have to lose his shit, he'd probably gasp then start going fucking crazy by biting his lip or neck. Christ, it's a bloody fanfic and I am okay with it!

I can’t even begin to imagine all of this. It’s like… my brain is simply shutting down, Anon. The thought of Alec Lightwood going in for it, unbuttoning Magnus’ shirt….aksjaksjak Wait, what? I mean look at Magnus’ face. It says it all. And I swear, Magnus wants to lick at that damn neck rune ever since he first saw it, fight me on it. I am not kidding, sometimes I have the feeling, like you said, that I am watching my fave fanfic on screen. I am guessing because we are simply not used to see such a good and healthy relationship on screen. Where two adults are actually allowed to act…*gasp* mature. Can you believe? Wow, what a concept!

Otherwise, I don’t think it will happen, I am pretty sure Magnus will stop him, despite the hazy state he is in, but I somehow hope that we might see Magnus showing his cat eyes? Jfc, can you imagine Alec’s face??? Especially if you remember his smile when he saw Madzie‘s warlock mark. Imagine him seeing those pretty cat eyes from his boyfriend.

All I gotta say: BYE!

Okay, Gravity Falls Fandom, hear me out

Let’s talk about Bill singing “We’ll meet again”

I, like nearly everyone else, went nuts on this scene. It was freaking awesome. And the fandom immediatly came up with all this crazy good theories: It was Alex’s very sweet goodbye to us all. It was Bill’s promise to come back someday, somehow (this one is backed up by others cryptid messages in the episode). It was “ahen” Bill’s love song to Ford.

It’s all very well, but let’s think about it a little. Why would Bill be singing Vera Lynn’s bitter-sweet World War II farewell song? In this scene, Bill is on the top, quite literally. He had just took over Gravity Falls, he’s having a blast with his friends, he has Ford in chains right by his side! So why isn’t he singing a happier/crazier tune?

Well, “We’ll meet again” is ALSO the song that plays in the final scene of Stanley Kubrick’s Dr. Strangelove.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb is exactly the kind of movie Bill Cipher would LOVE. It’s 1964 black comedy movie that satirizes the Cold War nuclear conflict. In the movie, a DEMENTED SCIENTIST builds a DOOMSDAY DEVICE that, was it striked, would detonate dozens of nuclear bomb, bringing the APOCALYPSE to the world. As the plot of the movie goes, the USA Government tries to stop an attack sent by one of his insane generals against the Soviet Union, otherwise Soviet Union’s doomsday device would be triggered, the nukes would be controlled by a computer and nothing could be done to stop it. In the end, AFTER MANY ATTEMPTS TO STOP THE IMMINENT APOCALYPSE, THEY FAIL. But, as the world is ending, a few lunatics power-crazy war generals, including the demented and very creepy former nazi cientist Dr. Strangelove, actually CELEBRATE the nuclear holocaust of the human race.

So, in the final scene, “Wel’ll meet again” ironically plays, along with a footage of nuclear detonations.

SOUNDS FAMILIAR???

Some points hit reeeaal close to the plot of the last Gravity Falls episodes, don’t they?

Alex Hirsch recently mentioned that there would be a scene in Sock Opera in which Bill revealed that he helped Staley Kubrick fake the moon landing. So, Bill would ABSOLUTELY have seen Dr. Strangelove. He would have laughed his ass off, thinking how stupid us mortals really are, with our petty wars. He would conclude how much human race actually crave to be destroyed, and be happy to oblige.

My two cents? Bill, being the little shit with a twisted sense of humor he is, is making a reference to this movie. He is celebrating HIS Armagedon and the ultimate the destruction of human life. He is calling Ford a Dr. Strangelove, a crazy scientist who brought the world to its end due to his arrogance and desire for power and knowledge. Above all, he is inviting Ford to ENJOY the apocalypse with him, to surrender himself to all this madness, like Dr. Strangelove does in the end of the movie, and become like Bill himself.

(Boy, this got longer than I thought it would, but if this doesn’t blow your mind, I don’t know what will)

gryphinhusky  asked:

Playing through Breath of the Wild, I knew immediately that Revali would be my favorite character. I didn't exactly know why at first, but when it comes down to it, it's the fact that your voice acting is astounding. And to find out that you voiced Sheen in Bedfellows...holy shit. That's too good. I laughed about that one for a while because I couldn't not imagine Revali doing the crazy things that Sheen does. You're a godly voice actor and I hope you get more high profile roles in the future!

Link is Fatigue, just excited about all his new Sheikah tools to play with and eager to help everyone he comes across.

Revali is Sheen, inexplicably attached to Link but defiant at every opportunity as he tries to assure people it’s not a mutual relationship, and getting angry at everyone who doesn’t think his poop smells like Mighty Prime Meat and Seafood Fry.

(Also, thank you! I’m working hard as we speak.)

anonymous asked:

what do ya think about people shipping jaded//ave//kat even if they know that dave is not comfortable with poly?

i really dont care what people ship in general. hell i met someone who ships bro/doc scratch. whether it makes sense or not shouldnt be something that suddenly makes it illegal to ship a ship. i mean theres always aus and crack ships and what not. go wild kids

my problem is when people dont stay in their lane and act like its some software upgrade to dave/karkat and act like content should be in that tag too. its not. its a completely different ship so please go away

my other problem is when it crosses over into the realm of canon meta with people acting like its suddenly actual comic canon and making justifications for it. like you said, dave isnt comfortable with being in a poly ship. you see some people arguing this happened when he was 13 and that he “grew” out of it later. yes, he did break it off with terezi for wanting to date gamzee at the same time, but given how they were still dating during openbound, this must have happened closer to when he was around 15, not 13.
then some people say that since he spent more time with karkat, he learned about the quadrant system and adopted it and thats proof that hed be ok with it
HOWEVER…..
dave still isnt comfortable with karkat dating another person, EVEN IF hes been educated on the subject of troll romance and the polyamory that comes along with it. even if dave says he “gets it,” hes still not going to do quadrants because he became clearly jealous when karkat brought up his past BLACK crush on john. again, BLACK, not RED – which is at least what his and karkats relationship falls under when we see jasprose state that the quadrant nepeta wanted karkat in (red) is taken
this says a WHOLE FUCKING LOT, more so than the terezi and gamzee issue imo. even after literally being educated on polyamory for three years by a troll obsessed with the idea of quadrants, to the point of not outright dismissing them anymore like he did pre-retcon and being more open minded about it, dave is still not comfortable with the idea of karkat pursuing anyone else even in the black quadrant, one which doesnt fully define his and karkats own relationship. he still cant fucking do it even under the base definitions of quadrants he learned
not only that, but the line dave says to karkat during this exchange – “is this something you been thinking about this whole time or” – also says a lot. not only is it probably one of the more insecure statements dave has said, its also a little absurd on a logical basis and goes to show how insecure the idea of karkat having feelings for someone else makes him. dave takes karkats past black crush on john and sees it to mean that karkat was wishing dave was john during the entire three years. thats just really fucking sad.

and weve seen this behavior with dave before. he compares himself to others all the time and feels like shit because he feels he cant compete with them! hell this is at the center of his entire goddamn coolkid facade, he tries to live up to his bros crazy insane ideals and when he fails it ruined his self esteem. you also see him compare himself to john all the time – he outright tells terezi one time that “no matter what i do ill never catch up to john” and we all know how he reacted when john was a god tier and he wasnt. and its not just john and bro either, he does this with jade in regards to his medium entry vs hers. he goes on about how much of an idiot he was, that what the hell was he doing, even jade knew what to do, that she was schooling his ignorant ass, that she started out with more sense than him, etc. im sure there are other examples but these are just the ones off the top of my head
the point is that dave constantly compares himself to other people and this is the main source of his internal character conflict, it is absolutely fucking criticalto him, and we literally saw this complex in action in regards to polyamory when the idea of karkat having had feelings for someone else was brought up where he reacted overwhelmingly negatively
i mean how much more explicit can this even be? the idea that even after reading this people can still think dave being canon poly is remotely feasible completely fucking boggles my mind

then of course theres karkat. ive gone into it many many many times but the concept of quadrant dating in alternia is akin to compulsory heterosexuality for humans. karkat has mentioned that on alternia trolls that want one partner in all 4 quadrants are seen as joke characters in the media, and calls himself a “desperate fool” for feeling this way about someone. karkats obsession with quadrants and romance movies and literature, while at the same time showing a complete lack of tack with his own quadrant issues, points towards someone who is overcompensating, especially when he used a fictional goddamn troll harlem romance novel as a fucking guide to solve his, daves and terezis issues duing penis ouija and the narrative pointed towards it being a ridiculous idea even for trolls to propose. and given how his entire loud angry persona is a blatant overcompensation for his feelings of inferiority in the first place (dave hits the nail with the hammer when he says “loudmouth inferiority thing”) this is behavior that karkat has shown time and time again to use.
so much about karkats character is how much of a periah and un-trollike he is. from his deceptively peaceful personality (this is a troll that faints at the sight of blood. an ALTERNIAN GODDAMN TROLL), to his blood color, to his tiny ass horns, hes meant to be more human than troll. this is even outright said to be the case in the text.
then youve got the signless and the allusion that he didnt do quadrants either, and the parallel is quite clear especially when terezi and vriska, two trolls, werent able to tell what quadrant dave and karkat had “settled” in which implies that theyre not really in any of them.
ok, so karkat cant do quadrants, so what? cant he just have panquadrant feelings for dave and someone else at the same time? uh ok, if you want to ignore the entire framing of the karkat/terezi situation? he outright says he wanted to “keep her all to himself,” and the entire issue and his meltdown is sparked when terezi simply starts having interest in someone else. for someone to divorce these ideas from one other sounds like some major jumping through hoops to justify something they want instead of objectively analyzing whats there. also saying that karkat needs to get over this and that embracing polyamory is the key to his “character development.” yes, a lot of karkats development is learning to become less possessive and dismissing other peoples feelings and agency. you see the culmination of this when he talks to terezi in openbound. BUT HE GREW UP IN A SOCIETY WHERE POLYAMORY WAS THE NORM AND IT WAS HAMMERED INTO HIM SINCE BIRTH AND EVEN AFTER TRYING TO BE AN EXPERT ON THEM HES STILL NOT ABLE TO ADHERE TO THE CONCEPT AND FAILS AT TRYING. do you seriously think hes going to be able to move past that hurdle???? i mean think what you want in regards to polyamory IRL but in homestucks case…… its tied to a characters nature and is as much a part of their sexuality as liking boys or girls or both or none (or davepeta)

also because by this same logic fuckin gtav/jake/dirk is canon too because they were hanging out together lol

i wholeheartedly disagree with the implication that a female character can only be truly happy if shes in a relationship with men. i hate the idea that because i dont wish jade to be involved with davekat means that i somehow hate her, or am misogynist, or dont want her around them period. this is really goddamn ridiculous and a shitty ass argument and if anyone tries to paint you this way please ignore them lmao because theyre probably more interested in situating themselves as morally superior vs the rest of the subfandom and being the purity police than actually believing and wanting it. i think jade is happy enough to be around her friends in general and to equate her “deserving to be happy” with “dating these two male characters” perpetuates the idea females characters are always looking for romance and that it should be their end goal. fuck right off with that bullshit pls

i also think its borderline insulting to say that an author would throw away an incredibly large and well-executed arc between two characters directly involving a love triangle……for another love triangle with another girl. its just thematically muddled up and shitty writing wise

also the idea that hussie has to do it to “appease everyone.” homestuck has always had some level of influence from the readers, but if appeasing the largest amount of people was always hussies goal instead of writing the characters consistently and with an iota of sense then johndave would be fucking canon

again, people can ship it all they want even just for fun or in an au or cute pics or whatever. but if youre gonna act like its feasible in canon and start spouting some canon meta for it at people without even questioning it im gonna have some MAJOR fucking reservations about your ability to interpret dave and karkats core characters correctly and im probably not going to touch your fanwriting with a 100 foot pole

anonymous asked:

So I have this headcannon that Kankuro never brushes his hair and it's so thick and shit that he loses things in it and one day he's sitting at the table without his face paint looking upset and Gaara walks behind him and backpedals reaching into his hair and puLling out his face paint brush like "What?" and Kankuro is so happy that he runs upstairs and does his paint really crazy like "I FOUND YOU!!!!!!"

anonymous asked:

Inspired by the latest GTA, picture this: Geoff gets left behind on a beach admist the chaos of a job, and he just kinda. sits there. sulking. and people who recognize him are like "OH SHIT" and go to take selfies with himand he's just. continuing to sit there sulking. excitement and screaming coming over his ear piece while hes just. "glad you guys are having fun with my fucking car". selfies are still being taken. he just does not care at all

Right? Cuz its just his luck that they happened to squeeze into a vehicle that didn’t have enough seats. That the super cool heisting cars just didn’t have room for Geoff. He’s mumbling curses and trudging through the sand and anyone that knows Geoff Ramsey, leader of the Fake AH Crew, either watches cautiously from afar or is brave enough to take selfies with his annoyed face in the background. Someone, some unlucky tourist, walks by and casually comments, “Hey, i heard some crazy shit is going down a couple blocks out. Wish i got to see some of that!” He laughs, unaware of the seething man he just spoke to. Geoff is this close to murdering someone on this beach as the delighted screams and chaos blare through the comms.

puppy!pete

this is for @fuckedbymikeyway (follow them)  

  • first pete would definitely be a boxer,, trust me. 
  • he would love having behind his insanely floppy ears scratched 
  • whenever his ears are scratched his tail would wag like crazy 
  • he says that mikey doesnt need to praise him like a dog,, but mikey does anyway(and pete loves it)
  • when they cuddle on the couch mikey rubs petes stomach because he knows he secretly likes that too 
  • pete can go from excited and super hyper to so tired and napping in seconds,,,, it ridiculous 
  • when pete gets mad enough he literally growls(mikey thinks its cute) 
  • pete wears a collar as a “fashion statement” but really its because he knows it turns mikey on 
  • pete is terrible at hiding his emotions because his tail gives him away  

anonymous asked:

man, do some of the blarkes hate clarke lol. A person said B's lack of leadership and poor decisions are a result of the writers being biased towards clarke. That the writers "prevent" him from being a good leader so she can shine instead. Then they also claimed that B has never made a decision emotionally like clarke has. UHM. Have they even EVER watched the show??HE DOES THAT. A LOT. ITS KINDA HIS THING. (massacre, save 25 vs 400, following echo, helping Pike)? What the hell, dude.

WOW. That is some crazy shit right there, starting with the fact that Clarke is the main character of the story, and ofc the writers will focus more on her journey, since we are seeing most of it thru her eyes.

Boooi Blinkerbel has been nothing but emotional y’all, and every time he did make a decision ppl died. That shows you that the blorgs twist facts and bend truths to fit their hero fantasies. Blinkerbel is no leader, never has and never will.

hamilton songs in summary
  • ACT ONE:
  • alexander hamilton: song about alexander hamilton mostly sang by people who are not alexander hamilton
  • aaron burr, sir: RHYMES (aaron doesn’t like you hamilton)
  • my shot: 99% hardcore rap about living life to it’s fullest, also known as my fucking jam
  • the story of tonight: dudes bein’ dudes
  • the schuyler sisters: badass girls looking for smart men in nyc
  • farmer refuted: hamilton makes fun of poor samuel for no good reason
  • you’ll be back: the king is a clingy little bitch
  • right hand man: george washington hates burr (and hamilton is once again not wasting his shot)
  • a winters ball: burr is jealous of hamilton and hates on him
  • helpless: eliza has the worst crush ever on someone she hasn’t even met
  • satisfied: eliza’s sister is jealous as hell because apparently hamilton is hot as fuck and everyone wants him
  • the story of tonight reprise: dudes bein’ dudes (again)
  • wait for it: burr talks about his wife and death and waiting for things for like four minutes or something
  • stay alive: as sad as it sounds (also: whEEEEEEEE)
  • ten duel commandments: dueling for dummies
  • meet me inside: hamilton is actually in trouble for once and doesn’t like being called son
  • that would be enough: eliza has very low hopes for her husband
  • guns and ships: have you ever heard a french person rap about guns and ships? it’s beautiful
  • history has its eyes on you: washington is regretful and gives hamilton advice
  • yorktown the world turned upside down: somehow these losers win a battle (HERCULES MULLIGAN)
  • what comes next: AWESOME, WOW (the king is still a clingy little bitch)
  • dear theodosia: sad song about burr and hamilton’s kids
  • non stop: a reprise of every single song in act one (also hamilton is crazy busy where does he the energy to do all this shit from)
  • ACT TWO:
  • what’d i miss: thomas jefferson sings in a weird mix of music genres and is very excited about travel
  • cabinet battle #1: the founding fathers have a hardcore throw down
  • take a break: eliza and angelica are worried about hamilton’s work habits (fucking MACBETH)
  • say no to this: hamilton cheats on eliza (wow really dude)
  • the room where it happens: burr just really wants to be in the room where things happen
  • schuyler defeated: burr is being a dick again
  • cabinet battle #2: the founding fathers have a hardcore throw down (round two)
  • washington on your side: washington is on hamilton’s side and people are angry
  • one last time: hamilton and washington take a little break but hamilton is low-key pissed the whole time
  • i know him: the king is a clingy little bitch (wow, what a surprise)
  • the adams administration: they list off hamilton’s achievements then insult him. understandably, hamilton is pissed.
  • we know: everyone gangs up on hamilton
  • hurricane: hamilton doesn’t like hurricanes but he does like writing
  • the reynolds pamphlet: everyone finds out hamilton cheated on eliza (oooooh, damn)
  • burn: eliza is REALLY FUCKING ANGRY
  • blow us away: hamilton’s son is a bit too conceited and gets himself into a duel
  • stay alive reprise: hamilton’s son got shot in the duel (he’s not gonna last long)
  • it’s quiet uptown: sad sad song about hamilton and eliza grieving over their son’s death
  • the election of 1800: jefferson rants about presidential candidates
  • your obedient servant: burr is really jealous of hamilton and hates on him (wow, again)
  • best of wives and best of women: somehow eliza and hamilton made up, and eliza is doesn’t want him to leave. also, she’s tired.
  • the world was wide enough: burr is an idiot and decides to shoot hamilton
  • who lives, who dies, who tells your story: painful as fuck finale, sort of a ‘where are they now?’ everyone suddenly loves hamilton.

anonymous asked:

Some crazy shit just came into my mind. May it be that UT was in love not with Claudia, but with... Victoria. And then she became cause of Claudia death. And UT collects reminders of all her victims and he blames her because his beloved does such things

That’s right – some crazy shit right there! LOL XD

Its just that Undertaker says he doesn’t like Queen Victoria AT ALL…..

But I do think he somehow blames the queen for certain deaths, probably the seven he keeps lockets for… particularly the ones for Cloudia/Claudia Phantomhive and Mally/Molly G.

honestly now!! Hoseok didn’t start off as a rapper, he started as a dancer. He auditioned with his dance skillz and he was supposed to be a part of the vocal bUT even thought he didn’t have much of an experience as namjoon and yoongi, LOOK AT HIM NOW. he is such a great rapper, composer, lyricist, everythangg and its sad that not many people recognize his skills since he didn’t have the same past as the other two :( hoseok does crazy beats and the way he plays with his words are very artistic and his rap, man, his rap and his voice and his emotion when he raps the way he closes his eyes when raps holy shit made me tell myself “wow this man is deep” sO IN CONCLUSION WHEN THIS MIXTAPE IS DROPPED ITS GONNA BE THE BOMB

Context: We (a party of a dual-weilding rogue, bard, psychic, cleric, and a dual-classed caviler, and an npc Gunslinger) had gone up to the Dwarven Sky Cidadel after being thrust back through time. Our Cleric has been mostly useless since getting here, since his god doesn’t exist yet…. Either way, we get through it (the bard dies from a 4th level spell) and his God sees the act of guns….

God (to cleric): That is a mighty fine boomstick.
Cleric: Yeah, uhh…. It’s pretty awesome.
God: That is my new weapon of choice.
Bard (me) (OOC): Can you change a God’s weapon of choice?
DM: Of course we can! //Proceeds to retcon God’s holy weapon//
Bard: So not only did his God put him in a skirt, but now he gets guns AND is the first worshipper of (God)?! //Mumbles while everyone is talking about the shit the Cleric is getting// Man why does everyone else always get the good stuff…

(The party then proceeds to get unique rings tailored to their character, giving them bonuses and such, and I get a ring that shows me where the closest tavern is.)

Wizard World (part 2)

Originally posted by sebastianstahn

Part 1 // Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Epilogue

Sebastian Stan x Reader

Prompt: Inspired by how much I wanted to go to wizard world these last few weeks. Hope you all enjoy!

Warnings: Swearing

Word count: 746

After what seemed to be the longest week of your life, Friday had finally arrived. You were on your way to Sacramento for Wizard World with your best friend, F/N. You both had been saving up for the trip for the last two years and had each bought a Sebastian Stan VIP pass and a photo op for Anthony Mackie and Chris Evans together. 

You hadn’t told F/N about your previous conversation with Sebastian because you wanted to surprise her and couldn’t wait for her reaction. 

“Y/N why are you so nervous? You haven’t sat still the entire drive! I can see your knees bouncing from the corner of my eye.” Your friend asked from the driver’s seat beside you. “Are you nervous about meeting my future husband?”

“Which future husband are you referring to because apparently you have a lot!” you laughed, already feeling a bit better. The truth was you were terrified Sebastian wouldn’t recognise you, and even more terrified that he would.

“Well, my number one husband has to be Anthony, he’s hilarious and I need at least one funny person in my life.”

‘Hey! I am hilarious.” you pretend to glare at her but can’t help the smile that forms on your face. 

“There’s our hotel!”

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anonymous asked:

How the companions give sole the neck kisses love you 😗

awe love you too anon <3

Deacon: Doesn’t do it so much in public, but he’s more comfortable in settlements.Kisses them usually if they’re fixing a turret , or caring for crops, or just helping out the settlers. Nothing too steamy, just a quick sign of affection.

Cait: Showing affection is fairly new still, so its awkward at first, but she gets used to it, making Sole gasp whenever she does it, wants to make them gasp more often.

MacCready: Does it when he’s tired mostly, whenever him and Sole are sleeping together, does it as he falls asleep, does it as he wakes up. He makes them slow.His beard tickles Sole, but they love it.

Hancock: He will do it whenever, wherever. At the Third Rail, at Sanctuary, anywhere he feels like doin it. Who knew neck kisses could get so intense?  He leaves bite marks, making Sole embarrassed whenever someone stops to ask them what happened, but you know Hancock has the biggest smug grin on his face.

Preston: Him and Sole will be talking about ways to improve a settlement, and surprises Sole with a small kiss to their neck, “What was that for?”
“I just love you so much.”

Danse: Its after gunfights, whenever he thinks he lost them, checking for injuries. They’re quick, but passionate. They always take Soles breath away.

Piper: They’ll be relaxing at Sanctuary, Piper working on something new for the Publik Occurrences,Sole drinking a Nuka-Cola. Sole doesn’t see Piper stopping her writing and looking at them. It’s nothing too crazy, but it surprises Sole, giving Piper their award winning smile, giving Piper one back.

Nick:  Does it when he kisses them goodnight, or whenever they’re traveling and he watches them as they look into the stars, looking completely lost in them. Its soft and chaste, whispering how much he loves them into their ear.

Sorry this took longer then expected, this is my first written response, I didnt wanna make it complete shit for ya.

zenis  asked:

how would nicu feel about the AoM characters we know of so far

OH I LIKE IT..

Fortune: she steals stuff and she has a cool robot theyd wanna party (ie: steal a shitload money)

Hollywood: theyd find him unbearable after ten seconds hes too enthusiastic and egotistical theyd go crazy. theyd kick the shit out of him. 

Hardtack: oh my god theyd have a Big Crush… hes huge and cool and funny and shoots stuff. theyd love him.

Red Card: ANOTHER BIG CRUSH…. hes all explosions and nutso violence theyd have a fucking blast but i think it would be a short affair hes too loud

Braddock: very cool but she is like, a cop, so its not 2 be

Daisy: LOVE HER… she does roller derby and she shoots stuff and she drinks hard theyd be her best fucking friend

Kingpin & Yeti: i mean Kingpin is Pierce and Yeti is Oleg so i think we know how those go 

Scheherazade, Rama, Oni, Joule: dont know enuff 2 say

Ok so who remembers the Rankin-Bass claymation Christmas specials from way back when that are still aired every year? You know, like Rudolph, and Santa Clause is Coming to Town and Jack Frost and junk like that? Well, apparently, there is one that no one ever talks about and no one I’ve talked to has apparently ever heard of, and I feel like I need to tell people about this hilarious, disastrous masterpiece of a holiday classic, only known as Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July.

I swear to god I’m not making this shit up. This was a real fuckin thing that came out in 1979 and its exactly what you fucking think it is. A real, legit crossover between Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman. And honestly every other damn Christmas figure under the sun, save for lil Baby JC, of course. You have Santa, Jack Frost, Frosty’s rando wife from that one animated special I can’t be bothered to look up, even that damn whale with the clock on its tale from the Rudolph New Year’s special (which yes, was also a real thing). 

So like, this shit actually doesn’t take place in December at all, but like in the middle of the goddamn summer, hence its title. Rudolph and Frosty are somehow besties (if not a little honestly gay for each other even though Frosty has a wife and two kids (watch the movie and you’ll see what I mean, its weird as fuck)). I mean god just look at these two bozos: 

Speaking of which, Frosty does have a wife and she’s kinda cool but he also has two little shitlet snow kids who are annoying as fuck and you wish would melt by the end of the movie (which is something that happens). 

But whatever. So apparently out of goddamn nowhere Rudolph’s nose starts blinking out like a malfunctioning lightbulb or something and then he passes out and just look at how randomly melodramatic this bullshit gets in the first ten minutes: 

And then they kissed. So yeah, something’s obviously wrong but who cares about any of that. Rudolph gets like, instantly better aight. Cause we have to move this stupid plot along somehow. 

So anyway, this rando in a hot air balloon comes by and he’s like, an ice cream man or something? (I’m honestly giving you the plot of this shit off the top of my head, I haven’t watched it in years). But anyway, this guy wants to bang this hot lady who works at a circus or whatever, but the circus is gonna go out of business, so dude’s all like “yo, Rudolph, Frosty, my dudes, ya’ll are a bunch of fucking freaks, why don’t you come down to the circus and like preform or whatever” and they’re both like “lol sure”

Oh but fuckin hold up, bitches cause if you thought this shit was a cutesy little silly story then ya’ll are dead wrong. Cause here’s where we get fucking deep into Christmas lore (I can’t even believe that’s a thing). So there’s this asshole: 

who’s some sort of winter wizard (think of a male, proto-Elsa but with a massive stick shoved up his ass), and he’s all pissy and whatever because way back in the day, dude kept freezing anyone’s ass who was trying to go near the North Pole because I dunno he’s trying to binge on Netflix and doesn’t want to be bothered. Still, the dudes kinda cool cause he as ice snakes or whatever: 

And this unholy magic mirror abomination thing that scared the shit out of me when I was a kid: 

But anyway, wizard dude’s a massive dickweed to everyone until this this bitch comes along:

And she’s like some sort of northern lights fairy or something? I don’t know. But she basically bitchslaps wizard dude hard enough to put him to sleep for hundreds of years, which allows one certain jolly old prowler to come settle in the North Pole: 

Yeah that’s right, Santa bitches. So Santa builds his sweatshop workshop and everyone’s chill and happy and great until dick wizard wakes up again and is super pissy this time, especially when he hears about Santa. So he’s like “fuck this noise, Imma send a crazy ass storm to kill that holly bastard”. So he does, and northern lights lady is like “aw shit I gotta stop that fucking bs”. So she does so in the stupidest fucking way ever, of course, by giving some of her unexplained glowy powers to a fucking newborn reindeer and that makes his nose glow and hence Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was born. Yeah that’s right. You ever wanted to know the origin story of Rudolph the goddamned Red Nosed Reindeer? Well HERE IT FUCKING IS! AND ITS PROBABLY STUPIDER THAN YOU THOUGHT! 

So there’s like this one stipulation northern lights lady tells Rudolph about is deus ex machina nose: he can’t ever use it for evil or it’ll go out and like, ok fine. We gotta have a moral for the kiddies in this bout of fever dream insanity somewhere, right? So like yeah, years go by and the whole Rudolph song sequence happens and what do you know, Rudolph guides Santa’s sleigh through the storm and you know the rest. 

So back to our goddamn main story (I swear there are like 60 subplots in this thing). Dickweed wizard is still mad but he has a plan now. oooo. So remember the circus thing? yeah me neither because the story just fucking derailed with all that damn backstory. But anyway, so the gang wants to go to the circus, but oh no! Frosty and his fam will melt in the hot weather. So the obvious conclusion is for everyone to say, “nah man we can’t go” but then wizard dude comes along and is like “you i got a solution to ur prob” and he gives Frosty and fam all like these medallion things that’ll make it so they won’t melt until the forth of july fireworks or whatever? I don’t know how it works and the movie does not care, obviously. 

So everyone’s happy as hell and Santa’s like “Oh I’ll come too because I gotta have my time in the spotlight too, I’m motherfucking Santa Claus” but he says he can’t come with everyone else for reasons, so him and Mrs. Claus will come a few days later or whatever. So yeah. Everyone sets off in ice cream dude’s balloon: 

So they get to the circus and everything’s hunky dory. They meet the tightrope lady who ice cream dude is creaming for and her mom, who owns the circus and is probably the coolest thing in this movie. Mostly because she has guns and she’s trigger happy with them: 

So yeah a whole bunch of nothing happens for a long time. But then wizard dude goes to like?? this reindeer brothel or something??? I dunno, but he picks up this creepy sleeze bag reindeer, who I’m just gonna call Randolph because I honest to god cannot remember his real name: 

So I honest to god don’t remember what Randolph does, I guess he like leads Rudolph astray or whatever but I do remember liking his voice for some reason, he was a sarcasthole. But anyway, dickweed wizard also sends a huge storm after Santa and his lady as they’re heading down to the carnival, and of course they don’t have Rudolph with them so they’re basically screwed. 

Back at the carnival, shenanigans are going down, Frosty’s kids are annoying little shits, ect. ect. and Randolph is all like, “Yo Rudolph, my G, lets go steal borrow some money from the circus and Rudolph, being the incredible fucking moron he is, agrees to this nonsense and uses his nose to get a suitcase full of cash out of a dark room or whatever without questioning it at all. And what do you diddly fucking know? Rudolph’s nose stops glowing because he used it for an “evil purpose” but like??? He was tricked? So that doesn’t make any sense? Northern lights lady, you are full of some loophole bullshit. 

So then Rudolph gets all sad and depressed because he’s basically fucking useless and everyone hates him now. And angst ensues: 

Of course, Frosty is the only person who will still vouch for Rudolph, which is when dickweed wizard comes in and is like “yo, I’ll make Rudolph’s nose glow again (somehow) if ya give me ur magic hat that gives you life” and Frosty is like “ok sure I see no problems with this whatsoever” So he gives him the hat and dies stops moving or being alive or whatever and yet Dickweed wizard is a fucking lair because Rudolph’s nose doesn’t start glowing again, and Rudolph gets all pissy about that and there’s a stupid chase scene or something and Rudolph gets the hat back and somehow that makes his nose glow again I don’t fucking no it makes no damn sense. 

But anyway, all the fireworks go off and what do ya know, Santa didn’t make it in time, which means Frosty and his whole damn family are fuckin dead cause they melted aw shit. And then dickweed wizard comes back and spouts some bullshit I don’t remember but like eventually he gets killed or something? or like I think the cool gun lady from earlier shoots him. So he turns into this abomiation that haunted my nightmares as a wee little lass: 

So ding dong the wizard is dead. But Frosty and fam are still dead so everyone cries about that for a while until like? Jack fucking Frost comes in for no discernible reason? Seriously like he comes into the film like ten minutes before it ends right the fuck out of nowhere and he gives Frosty and fam a blowjob to bring them back to life: 

So yay everyone lives (except for dickweed wizard lol he’s ded) and Santa comes several days late with Starbucks and he takes Frosty and fam back to the North Pole and everyone gets high off their asses and flies all over the place and this movie is a literal drug trip. The end. 

So yeah this movie is pretty bizarre as fuck but I totally recommend it if you want a little insanity this Christmas. Though I recommend that you watch it either drunk or high or zonked on egg nog, just to make it even more enjoyable. Honestly, I didn’t even touch on half of the weird shit in this movie, but again, go check it out for yourself. You’ll thank me for it later.