it's crazy the shit he does

ok, so i was watching escape from beta traz a few days ago. and i realized something. Lance never misses.

here he is, shooting the warden. if those metal arms weren’t there, the shots would be hitting him right in the face. it’s already impressive that every shot is hitting its target, but it’s ALSO implied that for most of those shots, lance was running and aiming simultaneously

and then there is THIS scene. i think lance was overshadowed by shiro here because shiro does some pretty crazy shit! but lance does some pretty crazy shit too.

theres this little screencap, which i love, because it shows lance being serious and concentrating which isnt something we get to see very much.

the two sentries in this photo were taken down by lance in the first few seconds of the conflict. Shiro does some cool fighting shit, using his environment to his advantage, it looks really cool. He then takes down a sentry that Lance, admittedly, DID have. I’m not bitter about it, but Lance is, and that’s why I mention it.

also look at laika shes so cute

but anyway. at this point, the warden and pidge both show up. the REAL fight begins.

lance takes on the big guy asap. again, if not for those metal arms, the warden would be toast. but it doesnt stop there, no. to avoid one of the wardens attacks, lance propels himself in the air and continues to shoot.

and still doesnt miss!! what a badass!!

and, of course, we have the sharpshooter scene. but thats been analyzed already, so i wont go into it.

“but how can you know that this is intentional?”

easy. everything in animation has to be intentional. both keith and hunk also operate guns in the series at some point. hunk, who has little experiencce with guns, has sporadic shots that sometimes do not meet their targets, or take multiple shots in order to do so. In season 2, episode 12, keith shoots at some galra sentries. but not all of his shots hit them either.

These are some screen shots of that particular scene. Keith hits the walls too, not just the sentries. Meanwhile, Lance is making the target with every shot. And I’ve only examined this one episode, so who knows how much i’ve missed.

Anyways, it’s intentional. Super intentional.


TL;DR: Lance is an expert marksman and sharpshooting is his thing. The others just haven’t realized it yet because his talent isn’t as flashy or as obvious as the others and often gets overshadowed

#BendyHTtakeover Recap

((so I’m gonna compile all the Good Shit from the #BendyHTtakeover event into one post okay here we goooo))

  • Sammy has been writing music for most of his life, “from a young age […] tunes would pop into my head, [writing music] was the only logical step. ;)”
  • Willow Weep For Me” is Sammy’s favorite song, he apparently considers it modern. what time period does this game take place in jfc
  • Sammy made a handful of puns during the event. Puns are great.
  • Apparently he liked Bacon Soup at one time, but “it kind of lost its luster after a bit.. But you’d have to be crazy to not love chocolate cake!”
  • Putting on pants is apparently a struggle for him.
  • Someone asked if Norman was behind the organ from chapter 2. He responded with “The organ… I don’t know what you mean. Although Norman, our projectionist, he was always very bright..” which might be a hint to something, a compliment, or another pun - who knows.
  • An ad for a Little Mermaid bedspread got posted in the middle of the event, probably on accident. Someone joked “Sammy’s favorite Disney Princess is Ariel, confirmed.” All he had to say was something was amiss with the post, and the bed looked comfortable.
  • Sammy still writes and sings music when he’s not praising Bendy, and has written “so many dozens of songs! So many! When you’ve been in this business as long as I have… you’re quite busy.” He also said “Perhaps you shall hear them someday.” pls
  • His clearest memory of the studio besides the ink pump is “a whistling sound, a vague melody.. with a sinister purpose.”
  • When asked for advice on composing music, he responded “Music is all about layers. Rich and lush. Practice, my friend. That’s what it’s all about!”
  • Wally’s catchphrase is apparently contagious. Someone asked “Sammy, what would happen if Wally lost his keys again?” To which he responded, “That Wally! That man can’t ever keep his things in order! If I didn’t know better I’d say his mind was wayyyyy out of here!”
  • Headcanon confirmed, “Sheep Songs” is Sammy’s favorite song he wrote for the Bendy cartoons.
  • He wears the mask to “resemble the most perfect form I know!”.
  • He might not be able to see without the mask as well, someone later asked “how do you see with that mask?” and he replied “how do you see without yours?”. Might have just been a joke, or confirming the “ink monsters can see through Bendy’s eyes in cutouts and posters” theory.
  • Sammy thinks Susie is “A charming woman.. quite… charming.. I recall only her face… that.. smile.”
  • He took some selfies for us.
  • Someone asked how he felt after what happened to him at the end of chapter 2. “I can’t recall any injustice on the part of the Ink Demon. He is.. most fair.” Apparently he’s fine with being pancake’d.
  • “Who’s better? Bendy, Alice, or Boris?” “There is only our lord Bendy.”
  • What makes Bendy so worshipable is that “[He] knows all and sees all. He is the hope we’ve been waiting for!”
  • “The last I can recall… I had a flowing cascade of brown hair.. I miss it so… or was it blonde? No matter.. it was splendid.”
  • He regrets never going to Coney Island.
  • Someone asked what he thinks of Alice “Ohhh such a voice! So.. heavenly! So beautiful!” Tied with his earlier comment about Susie, this makes Samsie shippers such as myself rejoice.
  • He is honored that people write songs about him, and Bendy.
  • He doesn’t only make puns, he memes. According to him, “if you have the proper training, mayonnaise IS an instrument.”
  • His favorite instrument is the banjo, he was always fond of it and it “plucks the right chord with me”
  • He thinks bacon soup can be good, “it’s best when aged for a while I hear.”
  • He’s happy Joey let him name the song “Sammy Jam” after himself.
  • Someone asked if he had a special someone before becoming an ink monster. His answer was a flustered “Someone.. special? … I.. well.. there was.. this one. I almost remember.”
  • He doesn’t quite know where Joey is, but he thinks he’s off raising his salary somewhere.
  • He doodles Bendy sometimes.
The bakusquad as youtubers

I have no impulse control lmfao.

- kaminari and Sero have a joint account and its mostly then doing challenges.

- if there’s a challenge they’ve done it I assure you. They even make challenges to do for themselves when they’re bored.

- also video the rest if the squad and sometimes the class when they’re doing crazy shit.

- they have like 2.5 million subscribers its hilarious.

- Mina is really into diy so she does a ton of those.

- she has hagakure on her channel a lot and they also do wardrobe videos (idk how to describe it sorry) like how to look like a million dollars on a budget.

- its not even clickbait she looks like she’s wearing some red carpet shit when she’s wearing like 25 dollar sandals.

- she also guests on kaminari and Sero’s channel doing challenges. When the three combine its hell.

- Kirishima due to his quirk does extreme shit all the time. Alligator wrestling, sky diving WITHOUT a parachute, out skiing an avalanche. He’s crazy.

- he also does challenges with his bros (and gal) and jfc its so bad these nerds.

- bakugou does cooking videos when he’s feeling domestic.

- then he tests his explosion powers against stuff at other times.

- wanna see him explode 50 watermelons in thirty seconds? Go subscribe.

- and like always the others pull him onto their channels to do shit. The “How many pokes until bakugou explodes challenge” “Steal his look for just $50” “Extreme mountain climbing with bakugou” (the only one he actually agreed to)

Dating Dallas Winston

OKAY
I feel like people over-romanticise Dally way too much! These are some *realistic* head canons for what dating him would be like. (just fyi  i understand he’s a fictional character so you are 100% free to interpret him any way you want and i probably sound like a pretentious dick so yeah:))
- He’s a bit of an asshole tbh. 
- He won’t buy you romantic shit like chocolates or flowers. He’s just not that type of guy
- He won’t call you every night or tell you he loves you every day
- He won’t hold your hand in public
- He will, however, beat the shit out of anyone who looks at you the wrong way
- He gives you his leather jacket when its cold, but he won’t make a big deal out of it
- He’ll just throw it at you, “yeah yeah, whatever, just take the stupid jacket already”
- He teaches you how to smoke and laughs when you inhale too much and burst into a coughing fit
- He has his days where he’s just unbearable to be around and he gets angry at the slightest thing
- However, he will never ever EVER hit, slap, punch, or lay a finger on you
- He’d call you names like “Baby”, and “Sweets”
- You two get drunk/high a whole lot
- It would take him a while to say it, but the first time he tells you he loves you is one of the most memorable days of your life
- Your the first person he’s ever truly loved, and its takes him a while to realise it
- He loves your sense of humour and how you can actually stand up for yourself
- Your the only person who can talk to him when he’s mad 
- Dating him is a fucking adventure and yall do some crazy shit, but at the end of the day you know he truly does love you

anonymous asked:

Sorry but gotta vent this out, but apparently, k*ramel shippers are going crazy over Chris loving the ship, the thing is, between Melissa saying she doesn't ship fucking k*ramel and Chris saying he does ship abuse. i say Melissa's opinion have a heavier bearing than Chris's because ITS HER DAMN SHOW AND SHE PLAYS THE TITULAR CHARACTER FOR FUCKS SAKE. k*ramels can go bat shit crazy over chris's opinion but melissa's opinion is the important one here.

lemme b real honest w u right now : karamel shippers dont give a flyin fuck about melissa OR kara. They hype karamel up bc they thirsty as hell for chris wood’s dick. im surprised some of them even know kara/melissa’s name lol

its so funny when grown ass men lose their shit over feministfrequency bc like…. its literally the most basic of feminist ideology and all anita sarkeesian does is say “hey maybe it would be nice if women werent always so sexualised in games and maybe some looked a bit different?” like its the most simple and milquetoast form of criticism u can make and these 40 year old men with shelves full of funko pops cant even handle THAT and pull all kinds of shit out of their asses to prove her wrong?? like its crazy how one woman can enrage millions of gamer dudes just by saying “lara croft shirt too tight”

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Braun Strownman vs. Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe vs. Brock Lesnar - Summerslam 2017

4.5/5 (**** ½) - WWE does multi-man main events better than any other company in the world right now. Be it the Money in the Bank ladder match, the Extreme Rules Fatal 5 Way, or this match, it’s proving to be an easy way to have an incredible main event. If you want workrate in a match, you won’t find it here. The guys stick to their signature moves, and its more focused on crazy spots and the big atmosphere, and holy shit it delivered for that. We have never seen Brock Lesnar manhandled like he was by Braun Strownman in this match, and it easily set up Brock vs. Braun for No Mercy. The trio of announce table spots involving Braun and Brock were the highlight for this one, but Roman and Joe didn’t take the night off either. Joe did the least in this match, but still added drama with the Conquina Clutch and hit an awesome Suicide Dive. Roman hit 18 million superman punches, hit a spear through the time keepers area, and ate an F5 for the finish. All men did their part, and they created one of the best Summerslam main events of all time. This is the kind of mayhem people watch wrestling for. It does lose points for a long stretcher spot after Braun murdered Brock, which really killed the pacing. 

The James Bond/Harry Potter Fusion AU that No One Asked For


Consider the following:

  • Q is a squib. It’s why he has a ‘magical’ ability to manipulate tech and/or equipment. Instead of spells, he works magic with electricity and metal.
  • Q begged his parents (both wizards) to attend muggle school. What use was going to a magical school if he couldn’t perform magic, after all?
  • Being a squib, of course, puts him in a very precarious position of having to bridge the muggle and magical worlds - a position that the Ministry of Magic exploits to their advantage. In addition to being Quartermaster of MI6, Q is also in charge of caring for the magical creatures that wander into London while Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures is summoned to…deal with them.
  • Q loves animals, though, and does his best to care for the creatures in his charge while the appropriate officials are summoned to return them to their rightful homes.
  • His position becomes precarious when he begins allowing James Bond to lounge in Q-branch. The man tends to wander, and Q doesn’t know how long his non-magical door is going to stay hidden.
  • The answer is six weeks, which is longer than he thought but also not as long as he’d hoped.
  • He comes down to the stables, is the best way he can put it - shelter seems a bit too cold - and James stands in front of the empty paddock that makes horse-like noises and which Q has consistently given raw steak and water as per his instructions, but is mystified as to why it disappears every day.
  • “What is that?” James says, pointing to empty space, and Q suddenly realizes that it isn’t a ghost horse in that paddock.
  • “I see you’ve found my secret,” Q says instead of answering. Getting into a discussion about Thestrals as the entry point into the Magical world doesn’t seem like the best plan.
  • So Q shows James a Mooncalf that had somehow been stranded outside its burrow after the last full moon, and James is entranced.
  • And that’s how James comes to know about Magic, and the Wizarding World more broadly, and a lot of crazy shit that went down in previous missions begins to make a lot of sense - how he managed to survive getting shot off a bridge, for one. “Oh, yes, Moneypenny’s a witch. Healing spells don’t work very well over long distances, so she wasn’t sure… when you didn’t come back, she assumed the worst.”
  • “Does this mean I actually owe her a fruit basket?”
  • Q laughs outright, “For saving your life, you mean? I suppose it’s the least you can do.”
  • James and Q have a discussion about Q not using magic. “But you do. Q, nobody else can do what you do with those machines.” It’s the first time Q has truly appreciated his abilities.
  • James and the Thestral become rather good friends, and James asks at least twice a week, “you really can’t see him?” with this ridiculously dumbfounded look on his face.
  • Somehow, Q’s shelter’s location becomes known to more than the Ministry, Q and James. It’s attacked when Q’s been requested to house an Occamy, which is the first magical creature to really detest James for no apparent reason.
  • Q is bitten, James hurt rather badly, but the creatures are all accounted for and James has killed one of the thieves. His secret is a secret no longer - he must be presented to the Ministry as a muggle aware of magic.
  • It’s then that Q looks at the Thestral’s paddock and sees the eerie creature standing there, nickering softly.
  • James pats its nose and murmurs to it, pulling out a bit of meat and offering it to the beast.
  • “It wants to know if it can eat the fresh meat,” James explains, and Q shudders. “You can see it now, huh.”
  • Q nods, slipping the Occamy back into its dog crate before it can expand.
  • James is granted dispensation to keep the Thestral as a personal animal - the only muggle ever granted that exception.
  • Q continues to keep the shelter beneath Q-branch, but it now has a staff of one wizard as well as Q and James - a Hufflepuff named Jeremy Thatcher.
Monsta x as BTR songs

Wonho- Worldwide 

Originally posted by wonho-be-mine

Because literally everywhere he goes he’s thinking about Monbebes and wants us to know he’s thinking about us. 

Shownu- No Idea

Originally posted by monxboy

Cuz Papa is super shy and this song makes me smile as wide as papas smile and I’m pretty sure if he liked someone, they either wouldn’t know or he would do everything possible to get them to know 

Minhyuk- Crazy For U 

Originally posted by monsta-texts

This song is just really cute and sweet and upbeat just like MInhyuk is and I think this song fits him well because he always makes sure to let someone know that they are beautiful 

Kihyun- Untouchable 

Originally posted by minhyuk1

Because whoever he is with is going to be well taken care of and that no matter what others say its you and him against the world 

Hyungwon- Any Kind of Guy 

Originally posted by sehuns-bubblebum

I feel like Hyungwon would do anything to make his significant other happy just like he does super cute shit and has taken over the frog because of Monbebes lol 

Jooheon- Music Sounds Better With You  

Originally posted by xwonho

Joo Joo loves music and if he were to get someone’s attention that he liked, it would be through music most definitely 

Changkyun-  Love Me Again (the uncut version)

Originally posted by bts-bap-trash

The uncut version is Changkyun all the way lol only because of confident and hilarious they are lol 

Bonus:

Monsta X - Windows Down

I just feel like this is them if they actually had time to do what they really wanted with the people they really wanted too 

Originally posted by xwonho

-Admin Hosi 

anonymous asked:

what do ya think about people shipping jaded//ave//kat even if they know that dave is not comfortable with poly?

i really dont care what people ship in general. hell i met someone who ships bro/doc scratch. whether it makes sense or not shouldnt be something that suddenly makes it illegal to ship a ship. i mean theres always aus and crack ships and what not. go wild kids

my problem is when people dont stay in their lane and act like its some software upgrade to dave/karkat and act like content should be in that tag too. its not. its a completely different ship so please go away

my other problem is when it crosses over into the realm of canon meta with people acting like its suddenly actual comic canon and making justifications for it. like you said, dave isnt comfortable with being in a poly ship. you see some people arguing this happened when he was 13 and that he “grew” out of it later. yes, he did break it off with terezi for wanting to date gamzee at the same time, but given how they were still dating during openbound, this must have happened closer to when he was around 15, not 13.
then some people say that since he spent more time with karkat, he learned about the quadrant system and adopted it and thats proof that hed be ok with it
HOWEVER…..
dave still isnt comfortable with karkat dating another person, EVEN IF hes been educated on the subject of troll romance and the polyamory that comes along with it. even if dave says he “gets it,” hes still not going to do quadrants because he became clearly jealous when karkat brought up his past BLACK crush on john. again, BLACK, not RED – which is at least what his and karkats relationship falls under when we see jasprose state that the quadrant nepeta wanted karkat in (red) is taken
this says a WHOLE FUCKING LOT, more so than the terezi and gamzee issue imo. even after literally being educated on polyamory for three years by a troll obsessed with the idea of quadrants, to the point of not outright dismissing them anymore like he did pre-retcon and being more open minded about it, dave is still not comfortable with the idea of karkat pursuing anyone else even in the black quadrant, one which doesnt fully define his and karkats own relationship. he still cant fucking do it even under the base definitions of quadrants he learned
not only that, but the line dave says to karkat during this exchange – “is this something you been thinking about this whole time or” – also says a lot. not only is it probably one of the more insecure statements dave has said, its also a little absurd on a logical basis and goes to show how insecure the idea of karkat having feelings for someone else makes him. dave takes karkats past black crush on john and sees it to mean that karkat was wishing dave was john during the entire three years. thats just really fucking sad.

and weve seen this behavior with dave before. he compares himself to others all the time and feels like shit because he feels he cant compete with them! hell this is at the center of his entire goddamn coolkid facade, he tries to live up to his bros crazy insane ideals and when he fails it ruined his self esteem. you also see him compare himself to john all the time – he outright tells terezi one time that “no matter what i do ill never catch up to john” and we all know how he reacted when john was a god tier and he wasnt. and its not just john and bro either, he does this with jade in regards to his medium entry vs hers. he goes on about how much of an idiot he was, that what the hell was he doing, even jade knew what to do, that she was schooling his ignorant ass, that she started out with more sense than him, etc. im sure there are other examples but these are just the ones off the top of my head
the point is that dave constantly compares himself to other people and this is the main source of his internal character conflict, it is absolutely fucking criticalto him, and we literally saw this complex in action in regards to polyamory when the idea of karkat having had feelings for someone else was brought up where he reacted overwhelmingly negatively
i mean how much more explicit can this even be? the idea that even after reading this people can still think dave being canon poly is remotely feasible completely fucking boggles my mind

then of course theres karkat. ive gone into it many many many times but the concept of quadrant dating in alternia is akin to compulsory heterosexuality for humans. karkat has mentioned that on alternia trolls that want one partner in all 4 quadrants are seen as joke characters in the media, and calls himself a “desperate fool” for feeling this way about someone. karkats obsession with quadrants and romance movies and literature, while at the same time showing a complete lack of tack with his own quadrant issues, points towards someone who is overcompensating, especially when he used a fictional goddamn troll harlem romance novel as a fucking guide to solve his, daves and terezis issues duing penis ouija and the narrative pointed towards it being a ridiculous idea even for trolls to propose. and given how his entire loud angry persona is a blatant overcompensation for his feelings of inferiority in the first place (dave hits the nail with the hammer when he says “loudmouth inferiority thing”) this is behavior that karkat has shown time and time again to use.
so much about karkats character is how much of a periah and un-trollike he is. from his deceptively peaceful personality (this is a troll that faints at the sight of blood. an ALTERNIAN GODDAMN TROLL), to his blood color, to his tiny ass horns, hes meant to be more human than troll. this is even outright said to be the case in the text.
then youve got the signless and the allusion that he didnt do quadrants either, and the parallel is quite clear especially when terezi and vriska, two trolls, werent able to tell what quadrant dave and karkat had “settled” in which implies that theyre not really in any of them.
ok, so karkat cant do quadrants, so what? cant he just have panquadrant feelings for dave and someone else at the same time? uh ok, if you want to ignore the entire framing of the karkat/terezi situation? he outright says he wanted to “keep her all to himself,” and the entire issue and his meltdown is sparked when terezi simply starts having interest in someone else. for someone to divorce these ideas from one other sounds like some major jumping through hoops to justify something they want instead of objectively analyzing whats there. also saying that karkat needs to get over this and that embracing polyamory is the key to his “character development.” yes, a lot of karkats development is learning to become less possessive and dismissing other peoples feelings and agency. you see the culmination of this when he talks to terezi in openbound. BUT HE GREW UP IN A SOCIETY WHERE POLYAMORY WAS THE NORM AND IT WAS HAMMERED INTO HIM SINCE BIRTH AND EVEN AFTER TRYING TO BE AN EXPERT ON THEM HES STILL NOT ABLE TO ADHERE TO THE CONCEPT AND FAILS AT TRYING. do you seriously think hes going to be able to move past that hurdle???? i mean think what you want in regards to polyamory IRL but in homestucks case…… its tied to a characters nature and is as much a part of their sexuality as liking boys or girls or both or none (or davepeta)

also because by this same logic fuckin gtav/jake/dirk is canon too because they were hanging out together lol

i wholeheartedly disagree with the implication that a female character can only be truly happy if shes in a relationship with men. i hate the idea that because i dont wish jade to be involved with davekat means that i somehow hate her, or am misogynist, or dont want her around them period. this is really goddamn ridiculous and a shitty ass argument and if anyone tries to paint you this way please ignore them lmao because theyre probably more interested in situating themselves as morally superior vs the rest of the subfandom and being the purity police than actually believing and wanting it. i think jade is happy enough to be around her friends in general and to equate her “deserving to be happy” with “dating these two male characters” perpetuates the idea females characters are always looking for romance and that it should be their end goal. fuck right off with that bullshit pls

i also think its borderline insulting to say that an author would throw away an incredibly large and well-executed arc between two characters directly involving a love triangle……for another love triangle with another girl. its just thematically muddled up and shitty writing wise

also the idea that hussie has to do it to “appease everyone.” homestuck has always had some level of influence from the readers, but if appeasing the largest amount of people was always hussies goal instead of writing the characters consistently and with an iota of sense then johndave would be fucking canon

again, people can ship it all they want even just for fun or in an au or cute pics or whatever. but if youre gonna act like its feasible in canon and start spouting some canon meta for it at people without even questioning it im gonna have some MAJOR fucking reservations about your ability to interpret dave and karkats core characters correctly and im probably not going to touch your fanwriting with a 100 foot pole

Alright buckle up kiddos its theory time and we gon’ talk about our Brainy boy and the Master of Masters

Please note this was made up mostly of me and @thesasstral screaming at each other at around 2 a.m so its a little crazy but whatever it could be true idk anyway HERE WE GO

Ok so for this to start to make sense I’d advise you go to @ice-cream-beat‘s name change theory because that was basically what started this one off and shit does it make sense. 

Ok read that? Cool. So what we’re saying here is that Brain/Blaine/Whateverthefuckyouwannacallhim could actually be the Master. We know the MoM is a clever dude and if that is his heart in the box poor Luxu is carrying around with him, he must have a second form- a nobody. Yeah he must have already split himself in two if that’s the case when he’s talking with Luxu so could that be his nobody? Who knows. For this case lets just say it is.

The MoM must be at least 30/40 years old if not more but he’s definitely not a teenager as is the case with Brain. But hey time travel is a thing now thanks to DDD so perhaps this could be his younger self that somehow travelled to the future. Don’t ask how that happens and stuff because its complicated enough :’D But you can see a lot of similarities between the two that suggest they’re the same person.

Now this kinda got a little long so I’ll put it under a read more for the rest to avoid clogging up people’s dashes

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anonymous asked:

Shit, can you imagine if he does? Magnus would have to lose his shit, he'd probably gasp then start going fucking crazy by biting his lip or neck. Christ, it's a bloody fanfic and I am okay with it!

I can’t even begin to imagine all of this. It’s like… my brain is simply shutting down, Anon. The thought of Alec Lightwood going in for it, unbuttoning Magnus’ shirt….aksjaksjak Wait, what? I mean look at Magnus’ face. It says it all. And I swear, Magnus wants to lick at that damn neck rune ever since he first saw it, fight me on it. I am not kidding, sometimes I have the feeling, like you said, that I am watching my fave fanfic on screen. I am guessing because we are simply not used to see such a good and healthy relationship on screen. Where two adults are actually allowed to act…*gasp* mature. Can you believe? Wow, what a concept!

Otherwise, I don’t think it will happen, I am pretty sure Magnus will stop him, despite the hazy state he is in, but I somehow hope that we might see Magnus showing his cat eyes? Jfc, can you imagine Alec’s face??? Especially if you remember his smile when he saw Madzie‘s warlock mark. Imagine him seeing those pretty cat eyes from his boyfriend.

All I gotta say: BYE!

something real quick that i wanted to get off my mind:
a lot of people go between extremes on here of “omg rick loves his family so much hes just grumpy” and “rick is just an abusive nihilist and doesnt care about anything” and dont understand that…. hes both?
if you can read through his (transparent) defensive self sabotaging around his family, its fucking obvious that hes terrified of making any kind of attachment or connection with them, and continues to do awful shit to his family to protect himself. hes a huge dick, sometimes moreso than usual when hes put under any kind of pressure. and sometimes he DOESNT care about anything, because hes crazy depressed - and hes seen and been through such extreme trauma that he doesnt give a shit when something he deems “minor” is happening to someone.
but … he still does care about his family and how they are effected at the end of the day, as much as he tries to remove himself. that doesnt make his self sabotaging lashing out excusable though. it doesnt make what his family goes through excusable. and he knows this.

guys i need help advice anything pls lord give me strength my ass has a crush on a leo sun cancer moon venus & mars 🙃🙃🙃 because apparently i want death??? anyways he does this thing where he acts crazy confident and affectionate when we see each other but its like surface level shit and my scorpio venus ass wants to literally see into his soul so HOW the HECK do I get him to be himself and not that weird like shell thing he does like KNOCK KNOCK HELLO I WANT TO KNOW U LET ME IN BOY HELLOOOOO sos

anonymous asked:

no Lil Cal au. He's just stuck in the air conditioner on the roof and cant influence jack shit. Dave has a good childhood and Bro isn't a piece of shit. Gamzee doesn't go crazy, Jack doesn't rip his eyes out, all-around everything's better.

tragically, the nature of the story is that no lil cal means none of the kids exist in the first place. i know this is just a silly au idea and its fun to consider those, but i hold pretty strongly to the alpha timeline’s immutability because the fact that the story HAS to go the way it does for Lord English to exist, and thus for the cast to exist since he creates their worlds, is in fact the very nature of Lord English as an antagonistic force and the core of Homestuck as a story.

I really feel the need to stress this because a lot of people seem to regard LE as a weak villain and I think its absolutely crucial to understanding whats to come. If you don’t understand Lord English, you don’t understand Homestuck. Anyone escaping Lil Cal is, by design, impossible. Dave could never have had a good life and Bro could never have grown up without Cal and both of those facts are true directly as a result of Lord English willing it to be so. And that’s evil. 

Also Gamzee doesn’t go “crazy”. He’s just an evil asshole. I’ll probably post about that over the next week–maybe even tomorrow if I find the time, but theres other stuff I want to write about then. Or maybe I did already? I think I might have. 

gryphinhusky  asked:

Playing through Breath of the Wild, I knew immediately that Revali would be my favorite character. I didn't exactly know why at first, but when it comes down to it, it's the fact that your voice acting is astounding. And to find out that you voiced Sheen in Bedfellows...holy shit. That's too good. I laughed about that one for a while because I couldn't not imagine Revali doing the crazy things that Sheen does. You're a godly voice actor and I hope you get more high profile roles in the future!

Link is Fatigue, just excited about all his new Sheikah tools to play with and eager to help everyone he comes across.

Revali is Sheen, inexplicably attached to Link but defiant at every opportunity as he tries to assure people it’s not a mutual relationship, and getting angry at everyone who doesn’t think his poop smells like Mighty Prime Meat and Seafood Fry.

(Also, thank you! I’m working hard as we speak.)

anonymous asked:

wait i just watched freddieismyqueen's sweet creature video and i had purposely avoided that interview but when it started playing in the video i just started laughing bc HARRY ISN'T SUBTLE AND CAN'T LIE FOR SHIT and its so crazy that people sit here and say that him and louis aren't in a relationship bc when asked if two ghosts was about t-swift he screamed NOOO! but when asked if the most romantic song ever was about louis he stuttered like he was lying to his parents wtf THIS KEEPS ME AWAKE

They are so married that I am genuinely offended FOR Harry. Like….How many engagement rings does he need to wear at once before people understand that Louis is his spouse?