remember that sidgeno universe swap AU headcanon i made from way back, like married-to-Geno-professor in Russian Lit Sidney somehow gets swapped with NHL Sidney in the universe where Sidney is the Captain of the Pens while driving to PPG Paints Arena with his toddler son so they can pick up Geno and go out for lunch or something. Anyways, when Sidney and son walk through those doors, they cross the border into the NHL universe.
“Woah, Sid, I was joking about stealing a child,” Flower says, when he sees Sidney, holding Evan in his arms. “You didn’t…actually steal him, did you?”
“You’re not that funny, Marc-Andre,” Sidney says, rolling his eyes. “Where’s Geno?”
“‘Marc-Andre’?” Flower echoes. “Where the hell did that come from?”
“Just tell me where he is,” Sidney says. “Evan’s hungry.”
“Hungry,” the child in Sidney’s arm says. “Daddy, want macnchee.”
“Okay, sweetheart,” Sidney coos, nuzzling his nose against the child’s. “We’re gonna find Papa and then we can go get something to eat.”
“Woah, what?” Flower gapes, trailing quickly behind Sidney, as Sidney walks briskly towards the rink. “Sid, is that your son. What the hell is going on?”
“I’m not in the mood for–Geno, there you are! I’ve called you like twice but you didn’t pick up.” Sidney sets Evan down, and Evan totters towards Geno, latching onto his ankle. “You ready to go?”
“Go?” Geno repeats, staring at the child, then back up at Sidney. “Who this?”
Sidney lets out a long-suffering sigh. “Geno, look, I’m hungry, Evan’s hungry, I just want to get to the restaurant as soon as possible and then finish writing the midterm for next week–”
“What are you talking about, Sid? What midterm? Why you not dressed for practice?”
“Evgeni. Cut it out with the antics,” Sidney says sharply in Russian. The rookies look up with wide-eyes. “I know we’ve been fighting about our schedules, but this isn’t the time for that conversation. You’re behaving like a child. Can we just please go?”
“What the hell is happening here?” Tanger says, toweling off his hair. “Why’s Sidney speaking Russian?”
Sidney sucks in a breath. “Can I just have one conversation with my husband without getting interrupted every other word? God.” He counts to five in his mind, then opens his eyes. Jake had dropped his water bottle. Geno is staring at him, mouth slightly open. “What? Why’s everyone staring at me?”
how can a girl that has actually has never done anything that bad [like kill someone for example] bring a tornado that huge??? Like, she is not an angel but she doesn’t deserve to die? I’m still in shock
yall while I love their enthusiasm and devotion and their looks im just so damn confused as to why we need kpop from non koreans like??? I cant be the only one who is slightly confused and apprehensive about the whole American kpop rage….. like just make ur music??
terf: -draws picture depicting violence against trans people- don’t take it so seriously lol. it’s just a picture! :) if you’re seriously that offended by it then get off the computer. its my personal opinion
trans person/trans ally: -draws retaliation picture in same vein, replacing trans person with a terf-
don’t take it so seriously lol. it’s just a picture! :)
terf, spluttering: NOW WAIT JUST A SECOND HERE YOU CANT DO THAT–
One thing I don’t understand about Arc-V…why was Leo trying to revive Zarc at all? Why didn’t he just track down the four girls and bring Ray back? Why bother with Yuri, why give the chance for the boys to come together at all?? Seeing as how Zarc is the reason Ray split into four…it’s counter-intuitive, isn’t it??
Maybe I’m missing something because I didn’t actually watch the last episodes and just looked at spoilers, but was this whole thing ever explained in the show??
How does UT! Sans, Toriel, and Grillby react to see their crush using magic? The crush kinda turns around is frantically whisper/yelling stuff like, "I'n not going to hurt anyone! I'm not like my ancestors! Please don't tell anyone! they would kill me! They would kill me..." Shit like that please. Sorry if it's to confusing.
Man, this hits hard… ~Mod Feral
Ok, first thing’s first, you need to calm down. He doesn’t care if you have magic or not, and neither is the rest of the underground. Second, you’re going to need to explain what you mean. Not like your ancestors? And why would anyone kill you for that? He’s been underground his whole life, he doesn’t know what happened on the surface. It does sound and look as if you’re a… witch? Warlock? What in the world’s the term nowadays? A magic-wielding human. There. Good enough. Anyway, it looks and sounds like that’s you and you should practice and embrace that, because it’s, according to monster history, a rare trait. But, if you really don’t want others to know…
He may not know why you’re freaking out so much, but he’s really good with secrets, so if you’re that sure you’d rather keep it as such, he’ll do so.
She’s gonna calm you down first before asking if you’ve had this all your life or not. It’s rare, but not unheard of, for humans to train themselves to learn how to use magic. It doesn’t take a need to ask questions to get what you mean on the things you rambled. Humans had always feared magic, and probably found a ‘logical’ reason to try and eliminate the one and only sign that humans are closer to monsters than they would like to be. She’ll reassure you that, at least amongst monsters, you’re magic abilities aren’t something you need to hide. Everything will be fine, she’s sure of it.