it's clear what i'm doing tonight

  • Castiel: I'm not like a regular angel, I'm like a sexy angel
  • Gabriel: *Coughing loudly*
  • Gadreel: *Clears throat*
  • Michael: *Rolls eyes*
  • Balthazar: You are the worst, Castiel!
  • Hannah: Ignore them, you're amazing Castiel
  • Gabriel: Well, well, I heard. You’ve got a special piece on the side, Cas
  • Michael: Oh?
  • Balthazar: What are you tryin' to hide, Cas?
  • Castiel: Nothing
  • Gadreel: Stop picking on him
  • Hannah: It's alright Cas, I wish you'd brought this angel with you tonight Cas
  • Castiel: Thank you, but I'm afraid it's um..forbidden
  • Hannah: What do you mean?
  • Balthazar: He and Dean are shagging! Jesus Christ, what's the point of even being in the closet if it's made out of bloody glass? We all know. I know, he knows, she knows, my bloody hamster knows
Markiplier quotes {Sentence Starters}
  • "POOF!"
  • "No, thank you! I don't want any!"
  • "You do you, and I'll do me. And we won't do each other, probably."
  • "SHUT UP NURSE! I KNOW WHAT'S BEST!"
  • "You! You're gonna die tonight! You and your taut chest and your lovely butt. You look good, sailor!"
  • "It's so peaceful and pretty I think I'm going to vomit."
  • "Wanna run that by me again?"
  • "Instructions not clear, got dick stuck in ghost."
  • "Please let me have as much time as you can give me. Please take, your sweet-ass time."
  • "I knew they would stab me in the back! I'll just have to stab them in the back. I'll stab them in the butt. That's what I'll do."
  • "How was I supposed to do anything?! What was that?!"
  • "AAHH! That is a beast of legend!"
  • "Those are people! Those are people! I'm gonna go say hi to the people!"
  • "Alright alright alriiight! You gon' learn today!"
  • "I'm King of the Squirrels!!!"
  • "Oh my god, that is so morbid!"
  • "What the hell was that?! What did you just throw at me?!"
  • "Dammit, where the hell are these guys? They're nowhere to be found."
  • "So... what about that?"
  • "YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!"
  • "Get your mind outta the gutter!"
  • "That guy was, like, in full body armor! How'd they kill him?"
  • "I told thee to calm thine tits! Thine tits are very rambunctious."
  • "Well, isn't this fan-fricken-tastic!""
  • "Ding-dong, damn it!"
  • "I'm not very committed to this decision, but whatever."
  • "I'm not scared. Not even a little bit."
  • "That thing likes to scream in my ear."
  • "WHEEEERE'S THE BLAAACKSMIIIITH?!?"
  • "Okay, now I'm scared. I'M SCARED!"
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time sentence starters- Ch. 2, The New Guild Recruits
  • "Isn't there something just a little odd about this place?"
  • "... I don't know what I don't know."
  • "What? Are they arguing?"
  • I'm so nervous! So jittery!"
  • "Now shoo! Leave the premises! We have no time for salespeople or silly surveys. Off you go, if you please!"
  • "(His/Her/their) Attitude suddenly changed, didn't it...?"
  • "Oh? Anything wrong? Come on! Over here! Quickly, please!"
  • "Oh, please! Hush now!"
  • "Let's always do our best, (NAME)!"
  • "Great! We get beds!"
  • "Don't stay up late, get to sleep early tonight!"
  • "Oh, are you still awake, (NAME)?"
  • "My heart's been racing all day over every little thing..."
  • "We're going to experience all sorts of things starting tomorrow, but I'm not very scared. In fact, it's the other way around. I'm super excited about all the adventures we'll face!"
  • "Let's give it our all tomorrow."
  • "If I do that, well, everything should become clear eventually... I'll surely get to the bottom of this in no time."
  • "Ugh! M-my head is pounding!"
  • "What a ridiculously loud voice! it almost blasted my eardrums!"
  • "Why are you still ASLEEP?! WAKE UP!"
  • "M-my poor ears..."
  • "C'mon! Snap OUT of it!"
  • "Urk! My ears are still ringing..."
  • "Waaaah! We totally overslept! We've got to hurry, (NAME)!"
  • "Eek! (His/Her/their) eyes are wide open! But (He's, she's, they're) fast asleep!"
  • "Thank you, (Sir, Madam)! We all value your... Words of wisdom!"
  • "ONE! DON'T SHIRK WORK! TWO! RUN AWAY AND PAY! THREE! SMILES GO FOR MILES!"
  • "Hey, you shouldn't just be wandering around there."
  • "Well! You're quite informed, aren't you!"
  • "It sounds like a seriously dangerous place. Let's be careful."
  • "Everyone! Thanks for waiting!" I just finished making dinner!
  • "Wasn't today hectic? So much happened!"
🎂
  • *the garden, Mummy & Daddy's*
  • Molly: *examining the buffet table*
  • Sherrinford: *slides up beside her; puts on a mocking voice* What are you thinking, the pork or the pasta?
  • Molly: *looks up; smiles* Oh, hey. Your mum keeps asking me when we're getting married!
  • Sherrinford: Mmm, she was a mathematician. Knows what adds up.
  • Molly: *chuckles* Very funny. Anyway, I told her it's not like that. Now she's trying to fix me up with Sherrinford.
  • Sherrinford: *smirks*
  • Molly: *eyes wide* You...are Sherrinford, aren't you?
  • Sherrinford: *extends his hand* Guilty as charged, Molly Hooper.
  • Molly: *blushing* Oh God. Sorry, hi. You look like- I mean, Sherlock never mentioned he had a twin brother
  • Sherrinford: Hmm, it doesn't really come under his favourite subject *pauses* himself.
  • Molly: *giggles*
  • Sherrinford: *grins* Or you.
  • Molly: *confused* Huh?
  • Sherlock: *hurries over to them, almost spilling his drinks; almost nervous* What are you talking about?
  • Sherrinford: *winks at Molly* Ears burning...
  • Molly: *giggles*
  • Sherlock: *annoyed* Sherrinford!
  • Sherrinford: *rolls his eyes* If you must know, I was about to tell Molly Hooper - pathologist, brainy, single, cat lady, sexy as hell *turns to Molly* sorry, I'm paraphrasing but that's the jist *back to Sherlock; slowly* that you fancy her *smug*
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Molly: ...
  • Sherrinford: For me? *nicks one of Sherlock's drinks* bonsoir, brother dear *leaves*
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *clears his throat* I-I don't fancy you. It's a...deep affetion *stares into his remaining glass* I love you.
  • Molly: *holds his free hand, smiling* I love you too.
  • Sherlock: *smiles*
👪 Happy Father's Day 👪
  • : : I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A WONDERFUL DAY WITH YOUR DADS, STEPDADS OR FATHER FIGURES 😊
  • ~~
  • Sherlock: *strolls into the lab* Molly, did you know there is an entire day dedicated to fathers?
  • Molly: *smiles* Yeah...
  • Sherlock: *sighs* And all we have to do was lie there.
  • Molly: *giggles* There's a Mother's Day, too, you know.
  • Sherlock: *gesturing* Yes, that makes sense. A never ending job.
  • Molly: *leans over the bench* So, you don't want your present, then?
  • Sherlock: *glances at her baby bump* That'll be a trick.
  • Molly: *rubbing her stomach fondly* It's getting quite difficult to explain.
  • Sherlock: *raises an eyebrow* You want people to know?
  • Molly: *shrugs* Wouldn't be so terrible. My Mum might kill you, though.
  • Sherlock: Nothing compared to what Mary's going to do.
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *swallows* You're quite sure I'm the father?
  • Molly: *gives a half-smile* 'fraid so.
  • Sherlock: *nods* Fine. We'll tell them tonight *kisses her quickly; leaving the lab*
  • Molly: Sherlock?
  • Sherlock: *at the door* Hmm?
  • Molly: *smiles* Happy Father's Day.
  • Sherlock: *smiles cutely* I can get used to that.
Weather
  • *Molly's flat, during a thunderstorm*
  • Molly: *lying in bed; shivering*
  • Sherlock: *peering out of the window* Hmmm.
  • Molly: *terrified* What? Don't you dare think about leaving. You can't leave me alone!
  • Sherlock: *frowns; lies next to her on the bed* I'm not going anywhere.
  • Molly: *smiles* Oh.
  • Sherlock: *thinking* Hmmm.
  • Molly: *sighs* What?
  • Sherlock: *shakes his head* Nothing. I'm probably wrong.
  • Molly: *scoffs* The great consulting detective, wrong?
  • Sherlock: *glances at her* It is strange that the evening you invite me over to discuss the latest case, there just happens to be a storm *gently brushes her fingers with his*
  • Molly: *swallows* I'm sorry...you probably had better things to do.
  • Sherlock: I was here within ten minutes *holding her hand* I check the weather, too.
  • *thunder claps*
  • Molly: *immediately snuggles into him* I don't know what I'd do without you.
  • Sherlock: *holding her; rolls his eyes* Oh please, Molly, I'm the lucky one in this relationship.
  • Molly: *lifts her head* We're in a relationship?
  • Sherlock: Yup. Is that alright?
  • Molly: *shrugs; smirking* I suppose so.