hey its been a while since i talked about my gay sitcom idea
another episode idea: so chris gets a girlfriend, and she’s like…kinda cultish? like hippie commune cult like. but the thing is she makes rly good edibles so everyone in the group is like yeah sure we’ll tolerate this straight girl for this. and chris is totally gone for her to the point of like delusion its wild. anyways she invites them all to this cool hippie festival, and theyre all like sure yeah we’re down n cassandras excited bc she’ll have good vegan food n deb n piper r excited bc it means they might meet their gay hippie farming wives n ronny’s going bc everyone else is n he’s like, mad into chris let me remind u so they all hop into the van n drive down.
turns out this thing is like fifteen people in a trash field all dropping acid and in possession of loaded guns, and its not so much hippie lesbian farmers as rly old creepy bums who’ve grown their hair out so they think theyre oppressed. long story short the whole group is kinda pseudo kidnapped by this group n chris’s gf, and chris is still p gone so he’s like guys isnt this awesome?? this is so awesome right?? anyways deb n piper are also just like. completely blitzed on chris’s gf’s edibles bc they were absolutely starving so theyre kinda just feeling it, too which leaves cassandra n ronny to basically save them all. they construct this HUGE plan, like all survivor-like, to watch everyones movements n sneak attack them n take the van back into town but it gets screwed up when piper starts trying to follow them around n talking loudly about everything they’re doing. so the bums n chris’s gf n everyone else in the cultgroup r like hey yeah ur gonna die tomorrow n then they go n party n at this point chris has given up trying to keep the illusion of happiness alive n is freaking out but come morning everyone in the group is passed out from partying beforehand so everyone just kinda tiptoes over everybody and heads home and the moral of the story is dont trust straight women 80% of the time