I am just so exhausted with adulting lately, who the fuck designed the home buying process anyway.
Listen to old lady kira mae, children, let me share my wisdom, DON’T BUY A FUCKING HOUSE. EVER. People will say, “oh, but when you have your own home you can do whatever you want!” well thats bullshit, I already do whatever I want and I do it stress free while I rent. And on top of that, good luck finding these fictional houses where you can do whatever you want because in reality, there’s this horrible thing known as a Home Owner’s Association and they actually own your house, apparently, because you get to pay them once a month to tell you that no, you can’t paint your house tangerine orange and you certainly canNOT plant azaleas at this time of year, don’t be absurd.