Heidi spent nine months in the pound gnawing on the bars of her kennel and, as of today, she has spent nine months gnawing on everything in my house. From this day forward, Heidi has spent more time in a home than she did in the pound. And that’s honestly wonderful.
listening to the christmas station from pandora, i just lose my shit at hearing one of them. you know that classic song, “santa baby” (which is a pretty skeavy song about some chick trying to make santa her sugar daddy)? well, on the radio, i heard a male cover of santa baby, but the lyrics were changed.
so ‘baby’ was replaced with ‘pal-y’ and ‘buddy’, and lots of other words, just so the male singer can be some sleazy dude trying to leech money off of santa, instead of the original premise where the singer is trying to seduce santa. cause god forbid a dude is trying to search for a sugar daddy.