it's baby food

I see a lot of millennials already shitting on gen z for the whole tide pod thing

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Did y’all already forget about the fucking cinnamon challenge????

How about planking??????

And let’s not forget which generation started superwholock?????????

That’s right now sit down and shut the fuck up

Heidi spent nine months in the pound gnawing on the bars of her kennel and, as of today, she has spent nine months gnawing on everything in my house. From this day forward, Heidi has spent more time in a home than she did in the pound. And that’s honestly wonderful.

The only one I can relate right now is Chloe flirting with the fucking turkey

The signs as Code MENT quotes

Aries: You think that’s bad. Mine died by eating its own babies. That’s not FOOD, Tamagotchi! That’s just not FOOD!

Taurus: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Gemini: Not this time, Anime Batman! This time, I shall defeat you!

Cancer: That was not eating. I’ve seen eating; what you did in there was pure chaos!

Leo: Nunnally! WE HAVE TO KILL THE TOOTH FAIRY!

Virgo: I can live entirely on a diet of crayons and lighter fluid!

Libra: Eh, she stopped with the whole white clothes thing. Now she looks like a cross between a French Maid and a Vietnamese hooker.

Scorpio: You’re so Caucasian your hair is white!

Sagittarius: Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel!

Capricorn: I LIKE SALAD FORKS!!!

Aquarius: Now I don’t know who’s bringing lunch tomorrow, so everyone cover yourself in oil, I’m gonna light this match, and whoever’s the last person to burn wins.

Pisces: Have you ever seen a British person? I haven’t, so therefore, they don’t exist.

listening to the christmas station from pandora, i just lose my shit at hearing one of them. you know that classic song, “santa baby” (which is a pretty skeavy song about some chick trying to make santa her sugar daddy)? well, on the radio, i heard a male cover of santa baby, but the lyrics were changed. 

so ‘baby’ was replaced with ‘pal-y’ and ‘buddy’, and lots of other words, just so the male singer can be some sleazy dude trying to leech money off of santa, instead of the original premise where the singer is trying to seduce santa. cause god forbid a dude is trying to search for a sugar daddy.