it's b&w but i did it!

anonymous asked:

Connor Murphy used to be the shortest kid in his class until he had a super late growth spurt and y'all can fight me on this

oKA Y B U T

zoe would totally use Connor as an arm rest? He would be her pe a san t

until like one day,,,, he just P O O F

‘wait when the hell did u get so short’

‘i m nOT SHORT YOU RE JUST REALLY TALL C O N N O R W H Y ‘

and the kids would make fun of him bc ???? scary kid ain t so scary anymore oH MY GOSH WHY IS HE SO T A  L L WHAT HAVE WE SUMMONED

good HC op

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I love you also means I love you in a way that no one loves you, or has loved you, or will love you. (x)

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I’ll do anything.

anonymous asked:

do u know why ppl always draw michael w that lil beauty mark? im drawing him and was like "is it real" and i cant really see it in any pictures of george. its real cute but im just curious of the origin?

i actually started it hsjshsb

i thought it would b cool to draw him w it so i did and i didn’t rlly expect it to spread out to the fandom as much as it has?? but cOOL i Did That

‘Moho’ callout post

Now I’m warnin’ ya kiddies, shit’s about to get graphic
( @moho-milk-town-and-power-down )

You know that one fellow popular on tumblr about making two fictional characters fuck eachother, right? Y’all may call her as your ‘bean king’, the one true god ‘Moho’…

but i’m here to say

she’s not what she tells everyone she is..

See here, Being a detective that I am, I have proven that she is not JUST a furry in disguise… but..

“Nya”…

…. a fokin’ Weeb…

EVEN AFTER I, THE WELL KNOWN (notreally) FoX-THE-DOESNT-TWIST-THE-TRUTH, HAVE CONFRONTED HER ABOUT IT AS SHE TRIES TO GO BACK ON THE FACT OF REVEALING WHO SHE REALLY IS

BUT OH NO NO!!
It doesn’t stop there kiddies.

moments later…

she reveals that…

She’s sexually attracted to Barry Bee Benson..
YES! I CAN HEAR YOU GASPING “b-but ивана,, just bc she called a bee daddy doesn’t make her fully attracted to be-” shut your fucking mouth-hole voice in my head,,
What if I told you..

She has fully admitted to the illegal crime that is to “fuck bees”
*slams paperwork on table*
I WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY (single-paw…edly..??) SUE THE BEE-RACE

I have even found visual proof of all of this!!

shE WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA SLEEPING WITH A FUCKING B E E

if this is not enough evidence, you’re blind. WAKE UP AMERICA

What do you mean I’m making this post bc im pissed that my wife cheated on me with a bee//
You’re

no

i’m,,
I’m not racist towards bees,, just,,-
*starts sobbing* whY DID YOU LEAVE ME FOR A BEE, I T-THOUGHT W-WE HAD SOMETHINGGG aaAAAHH

–F-Fuck bees man,, 
I’m just so

Hurt q-q




*coughs* SO! Next time on Dramaalert nation™ we’ll have a full on discussion about the 100 reasons why Pent is best daddy-

The Markjin Bedroom Conspiracy™

i havent reached in so long lets have some fun bc this is my Reachiest Reach of all time in the history of markjin so… enjoy lmao (this is for sana nd camille my markjination gc i luv yall)

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internet friend!donghyuk

this is for u @cryinggoutloud luv u bab

i should be doing homework lmaO NOPE


- okok so

- u and dongyuck r internet besties

- yAll met bc yaLL were in a gc together w a bunch of other ppl

- “eYO BITCHES WASSUP ITS YA BOI”

- “weirdo”

- “eXCUSE ME?!?!??@ IM NNOT A WEIDO FAK U”

- ‘wow sassy ass bitch”

- “SASSY ASS BITCHA HSHSHSH”

- “if y'all gonna b like this just create a private chat” - everyone else

- so ya did

- “hey biHHH’

- “ew wait i didn’t think you would actually-”

- start of a wonderful friendship

- y'all video chatted the minute you got home from school to the minute you went to bed

- yOU GUSY ATE DINNER TOGETHER IT WAS SO CUTE

- you guys always texted each other

- lmao u get in trouble a lot 

- “dINGDONGHYUCK I GOT MY PHONE TAEKN AWAY AGAIN FCHUDH”

- “ahKHSHAKHK”

- you guys roast each other a lot FUCKSKSKSK

- somewhere in between all the roasting n shit, you guys actually started to like each other 

- like - like like each other ya feel??

- you guys didn’t tell each other though lmao

- it was a secret for a very long time

- omG STORY TIME

- SO YOUR MOM WALKED IN ON YALL FTING

- AND LIKE

- “uhhh who’s this?”

- ‘its- uh-”

- “im her dada nice to meet u ;))))))”

- yOU WERE BANNED FOR A MONTH FROM YOUR PHONE 

- when u got it again you see you have

- 14789 new texts messages, 653 calls, and 355 facetimes

- lmAO JESUS

- he rly missed u ok ;(

- anYWAY

- whEN YOU GUYS FTED AGAIN YOU CHOKED ON UR SPIT

- cause hyuk is,,,so,,,good,,,looking 

- aND yOU aLMOsT foRGot abOUT hiS bEAuty

- tbh y'all were blushing and stuttering???

- youve never done that before?

- super awkward?

- loL 

- once u guys were having a ft sleepover and u fell asleep first

- so he was just staring at u

- cause you were so beautiful?

- he would’ve stayed up all night and watched u sleep (lol creep) if it wasn’t for the fact that he was super tired like he’s not usually this tired bUT

- you woke up first and

- “is this what it would be like to date him? if so sign me the fuCc up”

- hONESTLY HE LOOKED SO ETHERAL

- FUCJDJDJDJ 

- moving on lol

- sO FOR A SUPRISE HE GOT TICKETS TO GO VISIT YOU FOR 3 MONTHS

- AND HE TOLD U OVER FT

- “guess what”

- “wha ugli”

- “w0w ok i guess u don’t want 2 know”

- “nO I DODODODO”

- “OK,,,,,so,,,,,i got tickets to visit u!”

- cue u screaming and yodelling @ the same time

- YALL WERE SO EXCITED CHUDIDIJIDJ YOU GUYS PLANNED SO MUHC LIKE BIKING, SHOPPING, SWIMMING, HSJSKJSKJ EVERYTHING

- you guys started counting down the days omg it was so exciting hahsjhsjhsjhs

- “4 daYZ!!!”

- u couldn’t keep yo shit together omg 

- anYWAY WHEN YALL MET

- ITS LIKE WHEN THOSE COULES WHO HAVENT SEEN EACHOTHER IIN A LONG TIME MEET

- like u were waiting and bAm!!! thErE hE iS!! 

- u squealed and like ran up to him

- he like dropped his stuff and engulfed u in a hug

- hE SMELT SO GOOD HWUHSJK

- everyone around y'all were cooing

- tbh u were cooing

- n like u pull apart and he just???pecks??your???lips??

- your faces were so red omgomgomgomg 

- so like u guys were pretty much a couple

- so while u were touring him around u guys would hold hands n be all mushy and he would be so sweet like giving you gifts

- u liked him so much but ugh he would have to leave soon :(

- time skip to the day he was leaving

- like both of y'all were crying

- and clinging to each other

- it!was!so!sad

- but he said he would visit again sOOn when he finished school

- yALL DONT EVEN KNOW

- anyway imma end it here cause i don’t have any other ideas

- but donghyuk loves u and y'all will work thru long distance relationships just fine


SORRY THIS SUCKED LMAO DDJKDJKDJKD I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK TO THE MAX

ILY

- EMMA

Like A Man (M)

Originally posted by bane-niki

A/N: I wasn’t happy with the first draft of this so I decided to completely re-write the ending and make it smutty. Now I think I’m absolutely content with the direction this went in, especially considering that I wanted to make it like this originally. Hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did/do! xx

Words: 4,450.

Warnings: Dom!Jungkook, Noona!Reader, wall sex, dirty talk, rough sex, swearing, minor (and I mean minor) breathplay.

If someone had told you two days ago that your personal life would be leaked online you would’ve laughed in their face, denying every word. But here you are, your phone blowing up with messages from both your publicist and manager, scolding you for being careless, for putting your feelings before your career. Being an idol for more than three years now, you’re well informed of the whole ‘no dating’ rule – until you met the one guy who changed all of that.

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“Elsen” is a real nice-sounding name for the people that live in the Zones; but every time I see it used that way, I’m always reminded that it’s just the name of the first tramway station you come to in Zone 1– and that is named after someone in the past who was named “Elsen.”

See:

Mortis is cool with it and tagging them as “Elsen” makes them way easier to find, but dang can you imagine not even living in Zone 1 and here’s this weird baseball dude calling everybody an “Elsen” because that’s the first word he read when he started touring around.

They’ve been canonically confirmed as being humans, too– they’re just unwell and stylized.

anonymous asked:

bruna omg I love the Kara x RPDR headcanon. More pleaseeee

O SHIT ok so… all of these were discussed w kat @allybroke so credit for her as well for these ! 

this is kind of a mess to be honest cause i got v excited abt this so, ,, here we go ! 

  • lemme start w a few things that ive already mentioned in tha other ask: kara’s fav season s8 bc its the least catty of all, but she also loves s6 bc its when alex got into the show (def bc bianca del rio) & bc she really loves adore.
  • adore is her fav drag queen bc adore is the underdog and shes kind and sweet and lovable and so talented and kara is always repeating adore’s catch phrases like “im a freaking libra !” and alex is like “ur not a libra” & whenever j’onn is like trying to b serious and telling her abt a mission or whatever shes like “party!”
  • kara saying “LETS GET SICKENING!” before every mission
  • kara answering “absolutelyyy” w her best gia gunn voice to every single fuckin thing alex asks her 
  • kara at pride and shes endearing everyone to her bc shes saying all these drag terms in a normal conv and sometimes shes not even using them right but shes so cute and sweet to everyone talking to her that they dont care
  • kara going to a gay bar w alex and people take one look at kara and theyre like o honey shes lost…. but then by the end of the night shes attracted every single fuckin rpdr fan & the drags from the club and theyre all passionately discussing the show and kara is jus tryna calm alex out bc shes drunk and YELLING about how katya was ROBBED
  • kara connecting w the queens bc they have “secret” identities too 
  • alex getting into rpdr bc of kara and at first she doesnt want to admit it but actually fucking loves it so much and she 100% repeats the stuff bianca del rio says in normal conversations
  • after kara listens to alaska’s songs whenever she is gonna say anything she either starts with “my name is Kara Zor-El and i have something to sayyyy” OR shes always like “Greetings Earthlings my name is Kara Zor-El from planet Krypton”
  • kara thinking that alaska is deadass an alien and shes like “omg alex can u like search planet Glamtron for me i dont kno tha one !” and alex is jus like “omg….”
  • kara’s guilty pleasure is loving willam so much bc she doesnt want anyone knowing she laughs at some of the mean things willam says
  • kara seeing the queens out of drag for the first time and shes like “this is like.. MAGIC!!!!!” bc theyre so different
  • kara loves trixie mattel and this is just a fact.
  • kara and alex binge watching the show together and theyre watching season 4 and kara is like “i rly dont like phi phi… shes not very… nice” and alex going “u can say shes a bitch its ok”
  • kara getting genuinely upset watching season 5 and watching roxxxy be mean to jinkx for no reason and being like why is she SO MEAN alex !!!!!!!!!
  • kara and alex competing to see whom does alyssa’s tongue pop better???????
  • kara would def be friends w every single drag queen in national city btw
  • when she finds out cat grant is ACTUALLY friends w rupaul bc one day she enters catco and what the fuck is that rupaul sitting on cat’s couch…..
  • kara meeting rupaul while shes supergirl and completely geeking out and telling her abt how much she loves the show and why she loves it so much and ru is just endeared bc its impossible not to b endeared by kara???????
  • kara deadass being a judge @ rpdr as supergirl im yelling can u IMAGINE that??????? she wouldnt b able to say anything mean and shed be like “i think ur so great. u did amazing. u invented-” and she jus goes on and on
  • kara finding out a little boy in national city wants to do drag for his halloween and wants to be supergirl but his friends are teasing him and kara is deadass like “alex im going” and alex is like “sis im not stopping u” and kara deadass shows up at his house w a supergirl suit that she got winn to make and she goes w him to halloween and flies him home 
  • it actually becomes a thing like every year kara spends her night helping little boys that want to dress up for the first time but their friends tease him or their parents wont let him like kara just makes sure shes w them at all times and supports them and introduces them to her friends and shes jus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! about it all
  • kara introducing lena to rpdr and lena’s fav drag queen is deadass alyssa edwards like dont fight me on this.
  • lena and kara sending each other gifs of rpdr back and forth
  • whenever lena feels herself being extra or losing her chill shes like: “the five G’s lena. Good God Get a Grip Girl” 
  • when lena and kara are watching season 5 of rpdr lena makes kara go back on alyssa and coco’s fight bc she just loses it all the time coco says IM NOT JOKNG BITCH and does the head turn
  • ok but my fav! the gang is all hanging out at the bar or something and rpdr comes up bc of course it does and then alex and lena are at each other’s throats bc alex is team katya and lena is team alaska and kara is just in the middle bc she loves both. lena is like “a person who was at the top the most should win” meanwhile alex is like “THAT SHIT WAS RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
  • kara just enjoys the show and thinks everyone is a winner at the end of the day. 

do you ever get hit by some Stuff™ so hard even your art changes

anyways heres wanderwall

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raph + emojis

happy birthday to the actual literal caraphril queen, taylor @turtlehell!! i love you sooooo much and love how close we’ve gotten within the past year. u are so fun to talk to and tbh u are def one of the best ppl (if not THE best) in this fandom!! idk what i would of have done without u dragging me into caraphril hell, introducing me the idw comics, and talking about ya au’s. i love the snaps we send each other n honestly they make my day. i could probably talk forever about you anyways i wish you the best birthday 💕 #PiscesStickTogetherForever

anonymous asked:

how did you come up with your shading style??? It's so unique I????

THANK???? t b h I don’t know what I’m doing 100% of the time sdjfjklsd
I just look at a bunch of my favorite artists’ styles and meshed them together, these are my main inspos! x x x

anonymous asked:

Drunk raven expressing her feeling to bb, the really deep ones and the more cute ones too :))

Sensitive ears were great and all, unless the music was cranked up to a hundred hertz. Then, the only thing that could be heard was a constant thump and nothing else. 

That, and he always got a gnarly headache that battered at his temples for the remainder of the night. 

Beast Boy scowled and glared at his drink, wishing he could be far away from here

Today hadn’t been a good day. They’d nearly lost a bus full of kids to some idiot who thought blowing up bridges would be a fun pastime, and all Beast Boy wanted to do was lounge on the sofa, eat some pizza, and call it a night. He was sore, tired, and the horrors of narrowly missing getting burned to a crisp were still far too fresh on his mind. 

So yeah, a club really wasn’t where he wanted to be. 

But Robin had been determined to celebrate their success, probably to help lift the team’s spirits, or whatever. He took another swig of the brandy, wincing at the burn of the liquor in his throat. Beast Boy appreciated the gesture, he really did, but he just wasn’t feeling this tonight. 

A hint of lilacs tickled his nose, and Beast Boy turned to see Raven leaning over his shoulder. “Hey,” she shouted, her voice barely carrying over the booming music. “Dance with me.” 

He blinked. “What?” 

There was a laugh. “Come on!” She snagged his wrist, tugging him to his feet, and stumbling as she led him to the surging bodies on the dance floor. Strobe lights dazzled in his eyes, but Beast Boy could still see the way Raven fumbled on her feet. 

Was Raven…drunk? 

She jerked him close, attempting to sway to the beat. Her motions were jerky and unbalanced, and Beast Boy caught a strong whiff of liquor mingling with her natural scent. 

Well, she’d at least been drinking. She had to be, asking him to dance and all. 

The empath in question twirled a bit too hard and managed to throw herself off kilter. Beast Boy lurched forward and snagged her by the shoulders just before she could come crashing down onto the floor. “Uh, Rae?” he shouted. “How much have you drank tonight?” 

Raven blinked, her gaze out of focus. She giggled, letting herself lean into his touch. “I dunno,” she slurred, “my brain feels funny.” Her face screwed up as she paused to think, creating the most single-handedly adorable expression Beast Boy had ever seen grace her features. He bit back a snort. 

Oh yeah. Raven was definitely smashed. 

“Come on, let’s get you off the dance floor.” 

He led her away from the strobe lights and disco balls and towards a balcony just across from the bar. Cool air tickled his skin, and he instinctively threw an arm across Raven’s shoulders. Wouldn’t want her catching a cold, right? 

She didn’t seem fazed by the motion, instead wrapping an arm around his waist and leaning into him. “Mmmh,” she hummed, “you’re warm.” 

Beast Boy gulped, feeling his face grow hot. He could really smell the alcohol on her now that they were out in the crisp night air. Damn. She really must have been going at those shots. 

A little table caught Beast Boy’s attention, and he guided the inebriated empath over one of its chairs. “Here, why don’t we sit for a bit?” 

Raven laughed. “You’re such a cutie, Beastie. W-why’re you so cute?” She jabbed him with a finger as she spoke, her expression accusing. Beast Boy blinked. 

“I-I dunno. You think I’m cute?” 

She rolled her eyes. “Isn’t it obvious, B?” Raven lazily twirled a finger in her haphazard hair, waggling her eyebrows at him. “You are very, very cute.” 

Beast Boy blanched. This…this was bizarre. Raven exuded a forwardness he was completely unfamiliar with, fueled by her concoction of liquid courage, and it was starting to scare him. Did she…like him? That was impossible! 

Right?

Raven slumped into the chair, her glassy eyes flashing. “If I didn’t feel so…woozy… I’d kiss you right now.” Her expression quickly morphed from enticing to pained, and she dropped her head in her hands. “Ugh, I think I’m gonna be sick.” 

Beast Boy let out an awkward laugh, reaching out to rub her back. “Yeah, that tends to happen when you drink to much…” He whipped out his communicator and dialed for Cyborg. “I think it’s time for you to go home.” 

Raven’s hand curled around his wrist, prompting him to look up and meet her gaze. He blinked, his breath catching at the intensity swirling within her violet irises. “Take me out. Tomorrow. For lunch.”

Beast Boy balked. “W-what?”

“You heard me.”

“O-okay,” he stammered, “I will.” 

Raven smiled. “Good. Now excuse me while I go throw up.” She hauled herself to her feet and staggered off, leaving behind a very, very confused Beast Boy. 

Well, he supposed today hadn’t been a total disaster… 


Here you go, anon! One silly tale of a drunk Raven mustering the courage to hit on BB! xD Enjoy! 

-mod vixensheart