it's b&w but i did it!

oh pearly girly, what is going on with you

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Number One, you served with Burnham aboard the Shenzhou. What is your assessment of her abilities?

day 3: youre trying so hard

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jiyongie playing with his ball (•ˇ‿ˇ•)

Saving Kittens Thing

Bleeding heart James Potter does his level best to save seven cats from a terrible fate, but Lily Evans, his heartless monster fiancée, tries to thwart him at every turn.


week one.


Lily Evans to James Potter: no

James Potter: i haven’t asked a question.

Lily Potter: and yet

James Potter: but how did u know???

Lily Potter: your 762 cat pictures uploaded to the cloud james

James Potter: right.

James Potter: it’s just, hes been hanging around the office for the last two weeks…
Lily Evans: you don’t even like cats??

James Potter: but he likes me. maybe I never liked them bc they were all assholes?

James Potter: chicken or egg, u know?

Lily Evans: amazing

Lily Evans: see u in a few

Lily Evans: no to cat. yes to takeout for stressing me out

James Potter: ur stressed? im marrying an unsupportive woman in 7 weeks??

Lily Evans: *kiss emoji* eggrolls.

James Potter: yessir


James Potter to Lily Evans: but look at how CUTE he is

Lily Evans: no


James Potter: he likes milk

Lily Evans: impeachment song voice: no. no. no. no. no. nono. nononono.

James Potter: killjoy!

Lily Evans: remember the squirrel

James Potter: that was one. time.

Lily Evans: and yet, i have veto power

James Potter: will u always have veto power? like for the next sixty years?

Lily Evans: we had to call professionals in??? almost got kicked out??? our lease specifically and unequivocally forbids pets of any kind???

James Potter: technicality, yes, but as mum owns the building, pretty sure i could sway her w/ wedding leverage

Lily Evans: we are NOT having swans, geese, ducks, or other fowl at our wedding. so no leverage for u.

James Potter: killjoy!!!!!


week two.


James Potter to Lily Evans: he is a SHE

Lily Evans: …?

James Potter: THE CAT

Lily Evans: how do u

Lily Evans: nvnmd

James Potter: check ur snaps!!!

Lily Evans to James Potter: james. when u get home we need to talk abt appropriate things to snapchat.

Lily Evans: example: cats giving birth? not appropriate!!

Lily Evans: also, are u under the bushes in front of your work?

James Potter: ITS JUST LIKE 101 DALMATIONS

James Potter: except cats!

James Potter: and six of them.

James Potter: seven including boots.

Lily Evans: boots?

James Potter: have u seen HER feet? boots.

James Potter: the Miracle of Life. im transformed.                                             

Lily Evans: oh boy


Lily Evans to James Potter: babe. ur going to get fired for sending too many snapchats on work hours.

James Potter: my dad is the boss?

Lily Evans: he asked me to text sense into u. or to bribe u.

James Potter: rude.

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I’ll do anything.

anonymous asked:

is it really surprising that the moon is afraid of the sun? like as much as i and p much all of us doubt michael would purposely hurt jeremy, moonlight is reflected sunlight, without the sun the moon is in constant shadow, implying michael is powerful enough to put jeremy in serious danger, even if its extremly /extremly/ //impossibly// unlikely the concept is scary, if i was the moon id b a little scared too

Michael: Why–why do you guys think I did something? Why do you think I w–would hurt Jeremy??

((thank you to @lordmorgaphus for the guest art!!))

I decided to directly post my new AMV on here too afjkwsfhjgh
this took like 10hrs to make bUT I DID IT FOR YOU GUYS

youtube link (HD, 60fps)
and my channel for more ML ♥

Who broke it?
  • Bev: so, who broke it?
  • Everyone: ...
  • Bev: I'm not mad, I just want to know
  • Ben: I did, I broke it-
  • Bev: no, no you didn't
  • Bev: Richie?
  • Richie: don't look at me...look at Stan
  • Stan: what? I didn't break it
  • Richie: huh that's weird, how'd you even know it was broken?
  • Stan: because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken
  • Richie: ...suspicious
  • Stan: no! it's not!
  • Bill: i-if it matters, p-probably not b-but, Eddie was the l-last one to u-u-use it.
  • Eddie: *gasp* BILL I DON'T EVEN DRINK THAT CRAP!
  • Bill: Oh r-really? then w-w-what were you doing b-by the coffee maker e-earlier today?
  • Eddie: I use the stirs to push back my cuticles! everyone knows that WILLIAM!
  • Ben: alright let's not fight I broke it let me pay for it bev
  • Bev: NO! Who broke it!
  • Everyone: ...
  • Stan: Bev, Mike has been awfully quiet
  • Mike: rEALLY? OH MY GOD!
  • Everyone: *arguing*
  • Bev to the camera: I broke it, it burned my had so I punched it

On Altea we wear this colour to honour our fallen warriors.

Like A Man (M)

Originally posted by bane-niki

A/N: I wasn’t happy with the first draft of this so I decided to completely re-write the ending and make it smutty. Now I think I’m absolutely content with the direction this went in, especially considering that I wanted to make it like this originally. Hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did/do! xx

Words: 4,450.

Warnings: Dom!Jungkook, Noona!Reader, wall sex, dirty talk, rough sex, swearing, minor (and I mean minor) breathplay.

If someone had told you two days ago that your personal life would be leaked online you would’ve laughed in their face, denying every word. But here you are, your phone blowing up with messages from both your publicist and manager, scolding you for being careless, for putting your feelings before your career. Being an idol for more than three years now, you’re well informed of the whole ‘no dating’ rule – until you met the one guy who changed all of that.

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because nothing screams “FASHION!” like rhinestones on your boots

anonymous asked:

do u know why ppl always draw michael w that lil beauty mark? im drawing him and was like "is it real" and i cant really see it in any pictures of george. its real cute but im just curious of the origin?

i actually started it hsjshsb

i thought it would b cool to draw him w it so i did and i didn’t rlly expect it to spread out to the fandom as much as it has?? but cOOL i Did That

‘Moho’ callout post

Now I’m warnin’ ya kiddies, shit’s about to get graphic
( @moho-milk-town-and-power-down )

You know that one fellow popular on tumblr about making two fictional characters fuck eachother, right? Y’all may call her as your ‘bean king’, the one true god ‘Moho’…

but i’m here to say

she’s not what she tells everyone she is..

See here, Being a detective that I am, I have proven that she is not JUST a furry in disguise… but..

“Nya”…

…. a fokin’ Weeb…

EVEN AFTER I, THE WELL KNOWN (notreally) FoX-THE-DOESNT-TWIST-THE-TRUTH, HAVE CONFRONTED HER ABOUT IT AS SHE TRIES TO GO BACK ON THE FACT OF REVEALING WHO SHE REALLY IS

BUT OH NO NO!!
It doesn’t stop there kiddies.

moments later…

she reveals that…

She’s sexually attracted to Barry Bee Benson..
YES! I CAN HEAR YOU GASPING “b-but ивана,, just bc she called a bee daddy doesn’t make her fully attracted to be-” shut your fucking mouth-hole voice in my head,,
What if I told you..

She has fully admitted to the illegal crime that is to “fuck bees”
*slams paperwork on table*
I WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY (single-paw…edly..??) SUE THE BEE-RACE

I have even found visual proof of all of this!!

shE WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA SLEEPING WITH A FUCKING B E E

if this is not enough evidence, you’re blind. WAKE UP AMERICA

What do you mean I’m making this post bc im pissed that my wife cheated on me with a bee//
You’re

no

i’m,,
I’m not racist towards bees,, just,,-
*starts sobbing* whY DID YOU LEAVE ME FOR A BEE, I T-THOUGHT W-WE HAD SOMETHINGGG aaAAAHH

–F-Fuck bees man,, 
I’m just so

Hurt q-q




*coughs* SO! Next time on Dramaalert nation™ we’ll have a full on discussion about the 100 reasons why Pent is best daddy-

anonymous asked:

Did Mattie ever have... The b r o w s

can: luckily i’ve been spared of that fate.