it's an old video

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wtf am i doing (ft. Phil)

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Clearly that website is mistaken. She always was and always will be number 1.

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cute sunshine during osaka fansign ment

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throwback to that one time Spencer tried to drag Aleks into the ocean and Aleks turned into a fucking pro wrestler

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every dan and phil collab ever: 1/

↳ “phil is not on fire

T̩͚̜͉̖͚̳̺͡h͏̵̥̰̼͟o̸͖̦̲͍̻̻͡u͉͉̮͈̮͚͙g̸͏҉̗̣͎̻ḩ̵̶̻̼͓̬̱͚͕t̼ ̧̻͖̼̟̲͇͓̟͝Ị̧̠̫̺̤ ̭̥͓̤̯̲w̷̜̣̳̙̰͟a͚̼͜͞s̭ ̶̢̧͓͕͎̤̻̩̗g̶̜̪̫̤̱͎̟͉̰o̷̝͉̗͖̤̠͟ņ̖̪̗̩e̵̩̠͉̤͙̲͢͟ͅ?̧̺̟̩̰̣̲̱̀ ̢̩̜̝̙͘T̢͉̱̗̲̟̯͜h̝̮̹͉̼̭̻͓ͅi̺͖̺̫̜͝n̢͏͎͓͖̭̼͙̼k̨͕̘̖ ̩͈͔̥̯ͅa̵̦̦͕̰̠̼g̢̯̖̬͎̣͚̫̫̀a̴̙̜̹̳͍͎̰̠ì̸̡̩̖̗̣n͔̣͉͔̻͠.͚͖̟

Sasuke anesthetized don't recognize his beautiful wife
  • Sakura: Okay, eat the cracker.
  • Sasuke: I need some remed...
  • Sakura: They will bring some now.
  • Sasuke: Oh my go... ouch!
  • Sasuke: ... Could I sit down for a little?
  • Sakura: In a minute, I'll see if you could up, okay?
  • Sasuke: The doctor send you?
  • Sasuke: ... Man, you're a candy
  • Sakura: *laughs*
  • Sasuke: Wow! ... You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen!
  • Sasuke: You're a model?
  • Sakura: No, but I'll be here right with you. Eat your cracker.
  • Sasuke: Who are you? What's your name?
  • Sakura: My name is Sakura and I'm your wife.
  • Sasuke: *surprise face* You're my wife!?!
  • Sakura: yeah.
  • Sasuke: Holy shit! Damn! ... How long?
  • Sakura: Just eat the cracker, you're waking up.
  • Sasuke: Do we have children?
  • Sakura: Not yet.
  • Sasuke: Oh man... man, we kissed ... yet?
  • Sakura: *laughs* Keep eating your cracker.
  • Sasuke: It's hard, it's hard, baby, it's hard.
  • Sasuke: We do called us baby? How long we're married?
  • Sakura: A loong time.
  • Sasuke: Oh my God! I'm a lucky man.
  • Sakura: Eat your cracker.
  • Sasuke: man... *whisper* The most beautiful woman I've ever seen...
  • Sasuke: *looking for her* Let me see your face. Let me see your face.
  • Sakura: *approaches*
  • Sasuke: Wow. Your teeth are perfect... *looking* Turn a around.
  • Sakura: *laughs* No! Eat the cracker.
  • Sasuke: *confused face* We're married? *lookin' for her* wow... I did give you that ring?
  • Sakura: *confirm*
  • Sasuke: So, I really must have liked you.