it's an old picture i'm sorry

In case you’re confused! This comic is implying polyamory between Rick and the Stan twins (Rick Stanwich). Apparently Ford is the more likely one to kiss his neck? Because he immediately blames Ford? idk

I was doodling Stanchez one night with tesazombie. The next day I looked at one of the pictures and there was a smudge that looked like a hickey on Rick’s neck. I drew an entire comic based on an accidental drawing.

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u ever get in the mood to drop some selfies but u can’t cause u haven’t taken a good selfie since before the beginning of time so u gotta recycle some old ones????

12-year-old-boy-inc  asked:

hey, my sister died earlier this week and I really love seeing your lesbian goblins curled up soft and warm. Do you think you could post a couple of pictures of them?

I’m so sorry. here’s a vid with goblin love - hope it helps!

A post shared by Greer Stothers (@pangurandgrim) on Feb 13, 2017 at 9:59am PST

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ik the meme is old but draw the squad pictures hold a special place in my heart

honestly dedicated to @undercovermcdfan bc she got me so into Vlyance that it’s not funny??? she’s also really great and her writing is on point

Howl's Moving Castle (2004 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "I feel terrible, like there's a weight on my chest."
  • "Lets run!"
  • "Don't fight them, _______."
  • "Sorry, I've had enough of running away, _______."
  • "Now I've got something I want to protect. It's you."
  • "A heart's a heavy burden."
  • "I know I can be of help to you, even though I'm not pretty and all I'm good at is cleaning."
  • "Well, the nice thing about being old is you've got nothing much to lose."
  • "You, you sabotaged me!"
  • "What a pretty color."
  • "You completely ruined my magic potions in the bathroom!"
  • "Wow, _______, your hair looks just like starlight."
  • "Yeah, but no-one really believes that."
  • "Come on, it's not that bad."
  • "They say that the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst."
  • "I see not point in living if I can't be beautiful."
  • "I specifically ordered you not to get carried away!"
  • "I'm a scary and powerful fire demon!"
  • "There you are sweetheart, sorry I'm late."
  • "To me, it looked like the two of you were just leaving."
  • "I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't torment my friend."
  • "You're being so obedient."
  • "(S)he bullied me!"
  • "I'm your new cleaning lady."
  • "I can't stand the fire and gunpowder."
  • "I saw him/her do this once before when a girl/guy dumped him/her!"
  • "I'm just setting things up so all of you can live a comfortable life, _______."
  • "I have this weird feeling you're going to leave."
  • "I wonder what _______ disguised himself as?"
  • "After the war, they won't recall they ever were human."
  • "Those dopey guys have absolutely no manners."
  • "Here's another curse for you - may all your bacon burn."
  • "Knowing you'd be there gave me the courage to show up."
  • "It looks like your true love is in love with someone else!"
  • "It was a pleasure meeting you, even if you are my least favorite vegetable!"
  • "When I think of castles, it's not what I picture."
  • "When you're old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery."
  • "I've never felt so peaceful before."
  • "Seems everyone in this family's got problems."
  • "It's all so familiar yet I know I've never been here before."
  • "And while you're at it, make hot water for my bath."
  • "The mark maybe gone but the spell is still there."
  • "Don't worry, I'll follow behind you in disguise."
  • "I'm so sorry but that would be confidential information."
  • "Someone just told me you floated down into our balcony!"
  • "You shouldn't keep flying around like that."
  • "No one else does any work around here."
  • "I'm fatter than ever and yet the wind blows right through me!"
  • "Sorry, it looks like you're involved."
  • "_______ only does that to beautiful girls/guys."
  • "You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman."
Old Fanfic Masterlist

I decided that some people might want to read these, so here is a list of all the stuff I posted on AO3 before deleting my account there.

Mostly Samifer, but some Wincest, Sabrifer and Hallusamifer is included too. Please be aware that some of these, like The Devil’s Lil Monster and All In The Family, are unfinished and will most likely not be finished.

Enjoy ♥

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Hi, just wondering could you please explain how do you take care of a pet rat? What do they need to be happy and healthy? And also your rats are lovely, if I were any good I would knit tiny hats for them :)

(Oh god it escalated, I’m sorry. 😅 If this is too much to read or too hard to read bc of my english just scroll down to the end, I’ll list the most important things there again. Also sorry if this text sounds passive aggressive, it’s not meant to sound like that. ;;)

Hey !
Thank you for your nice words. ❤
Before I start I want to mention that I live in germany and we have compared to other countries kinda high standards for our rats and most of the things you see in the rat/rats tags here on tumblr are SO WRONG. To go throught the tags hurts my feelings so much because the poor rats don’t deserve this wrong treatment by their owners and I’m super glad that you want to inform yourself about rats. 💕💕💕

First of all and most important: Pet rats are !!!not!!! wild rats and you can’t compare them to each other.

Okay, so the most important thing is that you need at least THREE rats. But four rats are even better because rats live in packs and they’re soooooo unhappy when they’re alone. A human can’t replace other rats, you’re not together with your rat 24/7 and the most cruel thing you can do to your rat is to keep it alone. I often see people who claim their rat is happy alone but… no. This is not true and not possible, rats need other rats ! (Story time, Tequila outlived two complete ratpacks and lives with her third one at the moment and I had the chance to see the contrast between her behavior when she lived alone and when she had friends. She was, I’d almost describe it as ‘depressive’ when she was alone.) To have only two rats is also not optimal because as mentioned above: they live in packs a pack starts with three members. Just imagine someone would force you to live your whole life with one other person - this doesn’t work out very well and you would fight a lot and it’s the same with rats.

Another thing you need is a big cage ! A good cage size for three rats would be 100 x 50 x 100cm (length x width x height) but the bigger the better !
Things you need in your cage: at least two water bottles, a food bowl, some places to hide (like wood houses, hammocks or something)
Things your rats will love you for if you put them in the cage: a sputnik, hammocks, fleece tubes, natural cork tubes
Things you shouldn’t put in the cage because they will make your rats sick:
salt/lick stones (salt is unhealthy for your babies and can kill them if they eat too much of it), HAMSTER WHEELS - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T GIVE YOUR RATS THIS TRASH (this hurts their spine, here’s a picture of a rat who regularly used a hamster wheel (x) …), hay and sawdust because rats are allergic to it and they don’t need this because they don’t eat hay like guinea pigs or dig in it like hamsters, also don’t give your rats chinchilla sand, it’s too fine and it will hurt their respiratory tract, if you want to give them something to dig in go and buy them unfertilized coco humus. (This stuff gets usually used for reptiles but ratties can have this too !)

Things you shouldn’t do with your rats:
- DON’T. TAKE. THEM. OUTSIDE. I know that many people do this but it’s so harmful for your rat. Rats are nocturnal and the bright light outside hurts their little eyes. Yes, it still hurts their eyes even when it’s cloudy outside. Another thing is that rats are neophobic, this means they’re afraid of new things outside their marked territory. Besides they get easily sick, a breeze is enough for them to catch a cold.
- Don’t bath your rats !!!! You can offer your rats a big bowl with water during summer so they can play a bit in the water but NEVER force your rats to take a bath and espeically don’t wash your rats with shampoo. Rats smell like pee and poop sometimes but that’s normal because they pee where they sleep and they fight/play in their poop corner sometimes, so… The smell is really important for your rats because they recognize each other with it, we call this “Rudelduft” in my language but I don’t know if this has a special name in english too. Like, your rat pack has a scent and every other rat who doesn’t smell like this is an enemy, that’s why they sometimes pee on you, because they like you and they want to show you “hey, you’re our friend, you belong to us, we love you !”
(One of us, one of us ! 😂)

Things you can do with your rats:
- Put them in your shirt or let them sit on your shoulder and do your daily tasks AT HOME with them.
- Show them tricks ! Rats are so smart and they can learn tricks like dogs ! (x)
- Feed them with spaghetti, they love this stuff and it’s the cutest thing in the world.
- Let them dive in a water bowl filled with water and peas or korn, it’s fun for them and nice to watch.
- Play with them with cat toys, give them feather sticks, they love them.
- You need to allow them to run around in your room sometimes because it’s not good if they sit seven days a week all day long in their cage and it’ so sweet and cute to see them run and play ! They will also come to you and cuddle with you.


Here are the most important things again because this text turned out longer than it should:
- At least three rats, the bigger the pack the happier the rat
- Cage for three rat needs to be 100 x 50 x 100cm (length x width x height) but the bigger the better.
- No hamster wheels !
- Don’t bath them !
- Don’t take them outside !
- No hay, sawdust or chinchilla sand.
- Let them play in your room.
- Accept the pee, they just want to show you how much they love you. ❤
- Don’t feed them fast food on purpose.
- Don’t buy food with pallets.
- Vet bills can be really high so be sure to get your rats from a good breeder who gives you healthy rats or if that’s not possible try to get some from your local shelter.

Of course every rat owner sees things different but this ^^^^^^ is the best treatment you can give your rats. There will always people who say “but i take my rat outside everyday and she never got sick uwu also she lives alone and is four years old cause she’s so happy bla bla bla uwwwu” but this is bullshit and comes most of the time from 15 year old children who aren’t able to take proper care of their rats/are not interested in taking proper care and now they’re trying to whitewash their behavior.

Howsoever, everything I wrote down seems to look like overwhelming at first but it’s actually easy to take care of your babies. Give them a big cage, let them have two, three or more friends, give them your unconditionally love and everything will be fine. 👌😉

(Btw here’s a pic of my first rat pack playing in some coco humus)

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happy aroha selca day!!!!!!!!!

originally i had another idea but i couldn’t make it :(((

so instead i did this because i found that old picture of myself sleeping (don’t ask me who took it) and this one of Bin sleeping. He just look so peaceful ;; maybe he’s having a sweet DREAM *wiggles eyebrows*

norgesvart  asked:

I've never seen before a blog for little mac,and I'm sooo exciting for this. It's amazing,your drawings are so beautiful,especially the way you draw Ganondorf...if you can,please draw more about them together ;_; I will be so so happy ;_; Chuu~

hoooo boy have i got some goodies for you
(in chronological order, most of these are several months old)

^this is the first doodle of little mac i did in the style that you guys are familiar with

and yeah i didnt use a reference when drawing ganny as you can see

sorry not sorry
(oh hey its from that one picture)

that is indeed lipstick

this doodle is alright i guess

and lastly 123, and 4 this have already been posted

Q: why little mac and ganondorf??

actually i would have never thought of this (not surprisingly) until my boyfriend made up this silly story one time about these two (because i main mac and he mains ganondorf), and suggested that i draw stuff related to it.. then i ended up actually thinking theyre an adorable ass couplehahahahahahaha ok enoughand thank you for the nice compliments!

If Seventeen had tumblr:
  • S.Coups: a pastel blog dedicated to Jeonghan
  • Jeonghan: Lana Del Rey tumblr edits w/ flower crowns
  • Joshua: posts pictures of cute puppies and links to live kidz bop performances
  • Wonwoo: Welcome to my Dark Mind & a secret blog dedicated to Mingyu
  • Hoshi: Dance tutorials and random vines of himself
  • Woozi: posts twice a year only to share links to his soundcloud
  • Mingyu: posts only photos of himself
  • Jun: shitposts & lots of rare Pepes
  • The8: he posts derp and embarrassing photos of the other members
  • Seungkwan: personal filled with pictures of Beyoncé and his feed is a mess
  • Vernon: posts mix tapes and reblogs a lot of old memes
  • Dino: it's all about Michael Jackson, duh
  • DK: reblogs everything that the other members post and lots of inspirational quotes
  • what he says: I'm fine.
  • what he means: We begin on Christmas Eve with me, Mark, and my roommate, Roger. We live in an industrial loft on the corner of 11th street and Avenue B, the top floor of what was once a music publishing factory. Old rock 'n' roll posters hang on the walls. They have Roger's picture advertising gigs at CBGB's and the Pyramid Club. We have an illegal wood burning stove; its exhaust pipe crawls up to a skylight. All of our electrical appliances are plugged into one thick extension cord which snakes its way out a window.Outside, a small tent city has sprung up in the lot next to our building.Inside, we are freezing because we have no heat.

anonymous asked:

I tried to sew something for my plush toy today and I failed miserably. It was my first try but still I feel really sad and insecure now. I want to start with cosplay but just this fail attempt today makes me think maybe it's a better idea just to give up. I don't even know why I sent you this.. probably I'm just hoping for someone to tell me to keep trying. Sorry to bother you.

Oh my God, yo. Yoooooo. I’m gonna show you a picture, and you can laugh if you want to, but I want you to remember that sewing is not a magical gift that is suddenly bestowed upon people: it is an acquired skill. (Also, sewing in small scale is fucking hard; I barely do it)

Say hello to 12 year old Shiki from 11 years ago and the first costume I ever made by myself.

Now, “Hey that doesn’t look awful” but that’s all the photographer and the fabric, and none of me. This costume has no hems. None. I just cut the fabric and ran with it. Seams? I GLUED EVERYTHING TOGETHER. There is one spot where I tried to sew it; I think there was still tissue paper left in the stitching because I didn’t know about teflon presser feet. The wig… God bless this photographer, that’s all I’m saying.

See that second belt that’s trying to fall off my costume? That’s how bad I was at fitting things. Speaking of fitting, the body is literally a rectangle. No shape. None. It was a complete train wreck. And you know what?

I HAD A FUCKING BLAST. IT WAS AWESOME. I didn’t give a fuck that I didn’t have hems, I was Dark Mousy and that was enough for me. And the even better part? I never made something quite that awful again. I learned. I practiced. I got better because that’s what happens when you do something a lot. I couldn’t sew a straight line to save my life back then, but now I can and not just because my motor controls improved; I picked up tips and techniques as I went. The combination of the two meant my end product got better. That’s all it is.

Practice + Acquired Knowledge = improvement

curiositykilledthecompanion  asked:

My little sister asked how old Steve was, and I said like 90-something (I'm not 100% sure). Anyway, she was like, "No, I mean how old was he when he was frosted?" and honestly I can't stop laughing because I'm just picturing Chris Evans in Not Another Teen Movie with the whipped cream over his junk. I don't even know why it's just so funny to me. 😂😂

Originally posted by teendotcom

I’m sorry @curiositykilledthecompanion, I couldn’t help it.

The Secret Saturdays Sentence Meme Episodes 1-6
  • “Everybody has secrets.”
  • “It's saliva is highly toxic.”
  • “Cool! A break-in!”
  • “Why would you throw a TV?”
  • “I'm sorry, I just... get in the zone.”
  • “We didn't know they exploded.”
  • “Well maybe research is my favorite.”
  • “We live in the world of impossible.”
  • “Okay, whatever's going on, I'm sounding really important in it.”
  • “Sorry, ___. It was for science.”
  • “How do we know it's not gonna work?”
  • “I can't believe you'd try a stunt that stupid!”
  • “I can't believe you messed up my stupid stunt!”
  • “That thing tried to eat your father's head.”
  • “It's a very old rock?”
  • “Who are showers for?”
  • “What? It's just a picture.”
  • “Okay, that is really throwing off my aim.”
  • “You're the one that taught me that move!”
  • “Did... the giant gorilla-thingy just use the word 'pursue'?”
  • “You want some pointers on how NOT to get busted for stuff you're not supposed to be doing?”
  • “Just, uh... saving a baby.”
  • “C'mon! Let's blow something else up!”
  • “It's a word. In British.”
  • “We should probably be worried about that.”
  • “You're leaving me with the pteranodon?”
  • “Who else makes a mess this big?”
  • “But the good news: this is gonna be really, really fun!”
  • “I know, I know. I hate bedtime, too.”
  • “Feels like I just drank six cans of soda at once.”
  • “I'd consider it a personal favor if you'd at least try.”
  • “Man. I thought sports dads were pushy.”
  • “So photosynthesis is now caused by wizards and pixies?”
  • “Yes and leprechauns make the stars twinkle at night.”
  • “Just no babysitter. I mean, think about it. It actually has the word 'baby' in it.”
  • “You lack discipline. I can smell it on your spiky haircut.”
  • “You missed your last 'don't ask stupid questions' lesson.”
  • “So are you going to ground me or raise my allowance?”
  • “Next anniversary, back to the squid intestines.”
  • “He should be well into the second REM cycle.”
  • “I think I heard it on... TV?”
  • “How can you be so logical right now?”
  • “So much for stealth.”
  • “I don't know how we're gonna argue with a necklace.”
  • “Remember that glitter pen I had that made me the emperor of Venus?”
  • “Um, ___ says I am not to let you touch the buttons.”
  • “I let him touch the buttons.”
  • “Don't try arguing. He's got jewelry.”

anonymous asked:

Do you think Dorian or Bull could ever retire? And if so, where do you think they would end up retiring to?

YEEEEEESSS.

Of course, they’re both terribly surprised to not be dead by retirement age, but they find that their relationship is not so different from how it used to be… it’s slower, certainly, but the teasing and the warmth and the support are still there, solid and steady as ever. Theirs will always be a passionate relationship, even if it’s more of a slow simmer than a roaring inferno nowadays. It’s wonderful, especially seeing as it’s not something either of them ever expected to have.

Dorian insists they buy a house overlooking the sea. Makes them feel connected to their homelands, no matter that the definition is much broader now (Par Vollen, Tevinter, Ferelden..?). The idea that they could sail to these places at any time, see their old friends again - even though they’re both too old to travel, now. Even though they both know they’re not going anywhere - is a comforting one.

They spend their days lounging on smooth Antivan beaches, downing martinis like dwarven ale and writing drunk letters to Sera. IT’S GLORIOUS. Bull’s leg gives him such a hard time that he rarely stands anymore, definitely isn’t about to go running along the beach into Dorian’s arms… but he sure thinks about it when the sun catches Dorian’s profile just so, lights up his already-warm skin.

For his part, Dorian plants a garden outside their bedroom window. He hates gardening, it’s murder on his knees and he’s never liked crawling through the dirt, but Bull loves pretty things and he wants Bull to wake up to something beautiful every morning. Bull traces the wrinkles around Dorian’s eyes, runs his fingers through his silver hair… insists that he already does.